Have people no fucking shame anymore? Christ, lady. >juve up mums
How did that happen? Don't fucking tell me he went large on the Juventus game. That would be truely magical
Adam Morgan
Was doing shots with some black dude last night, kinda got the last one in the wrong pipe and spat it all out in his face. Said sorry and that I'd get him tissues and ran off.
Joshua Foster
Evidently, some do not.
I'm not convinced he ever was DAC. He was one of Albania's characters imo.
Ryder Reyes
How the fuck do I get my bets to count towards my Bet365 deposit bonus rollover
Grayson Garcia
Have sex then let livechat know youre not a virgin anymore.
Adam King
They have to be above 1.50.
Christian Baker
You have to place the bets on bet365
Brayden Davis
They all are, all have been in play and at least 1.7. Yet only a £4.09 petty change bet I made has counted.
Ayden Watson
>Brexit will have no effect, they said
Cameron Adams
Just read the T&Cs faggot
Henry Cooper
who said that?
Isaac Foster
Why are the Daily Mail and the Express saying the economy is booming etc? I know what their motives are but are they just lying or is there actually a way that the economy is actually fine?
Adrian Russell
Hass's lecturer pmsl
Brody Perez
That makes no sense since the joke is that Hass's lecturer is against Brexit. Please go back to joke school.
Sebastian Martin
Why is /bet/ so full of Remoaners?
Isaac Butler
/bet/ moves to Cred Forums when?
Isaiah Hernandez
Don't tell me what the joke is, I'll fucking end you pal
Nathaniel Long
Spending and manufacturing have increased since the vote. There was no emergency budget. Probably a few other things. Q3 'result' will be interesting to see next year.
Isaac Richardson
when you have sex, so never
Evan Young
Your """"sex life"""" is the only real joke here m8.
Xavier Sullivan
>implying Hass' lecturer didn't tell him lies so he could drive up the price on Brexit
Cooper Peterson
I bet on vikings guys. i hope you didn't meme me
Wyatt Nguyen
This.
Grayson Bennett
Unders is the bet for tonights NFL game :)
William Mitchell
Need a write up on the 'treat em mean keep em keen' philosophy.
Every time I treat a girl badly she leaves me or gets really mad.
Eli Green
Is @ing yourself and talking in the 3rd person in shouts the biggest sign of a pleb on TT?
Benjamin Reed
2nd behind losing 10/10s
David Myers
Ok XD
Isaiah Carter
>99 tips 224 profit in the last 7 days
yeah, I think he's marking a lot of unverified tips as wins even when they dont
Juan Reyes
Need TT to finish his write up
Justin Cooper
I had a quick look and seems legit desu, couple of them I couldn't be fucked to check because its like women's basketball or some shit that I can't be fucked to look up but even those were only around even money. Rest of his unverified were losers or correctly marked. Still refuse to follow him and still probably a fraud, might have some private tips that are unverified and he has marked as winners despite being losers.
Connor Richardson
>Need TT to finish his write up On how to be a mug or pirating?
Adrian White
>Rest of his unverified were losers or correctly marked. By which I mean were correctly marked as losers or correctly marked winners. Though obviously he could've been tipping first half handi right at the end of a half and claiming the score was from 0-0 when in reality it was 3-0 and shit like that and I can't be fucked to look that closely to check. Safe to say he is a fraud even though I can't spot where.
Gavin Carter
>Very good start. Stuttgart 1/1 with odd 2,75. Who is follow me?
christ
Cameron Russell
Giants Vikings u43 is TBOTD lads
Christopher Walker
This. Such a lazy cunt, hope is date his going badly.
Kayden Reed
>tfw cant tell if girl is attractive or not
Logan Carter
Have sex
Nathaniel Miller
NFL judge here and can confirm this.
Ryder Martinez
Taking a manager from flavour of month club goes wrong very often & for the same reason.
Clue:Huddersfield prob aren't as good as you think
Juan Rivera
Goffyyyy
Logan White
>tfw should be up sums but for this silly slag gk in the 95th min
Liam Hughes
>women
Nathaniel Roberts
> why dont they just do this every time
Owen Anderson
>betting on women there's your problem m8
Levi Flores
Need Hass to post a good winter coat
Evan Wright
what style do you normally wear? Hass will likely post something atrocious
So Euan is just going to creep back into our lives acting like he didn't lose us money yesterday?
Luis Edwards
Never gambling again after that tbqh
Aaron Richardson
Oi oi lads drop us a discord invite, cheers cunts.
Xavier Reyes
Hey lads I need advice on a Monday Night Football 6pt teaser... what y'all got?
Landon Gomez
Have
Jackson Perry
Have what? Wft you trying to say Leaf?
Asher Gomez
have sex
Ian Clark
These threads are just endlessly spamming have sex now its fucking sad. But well memed my friends. Lock of the week NY giants ML XD.
Thomas Brooks
I just fucked my fat wife 30 mins ago. Any advice for my teaser question?
Julian Brown
Canadians v v odd.
Kevin Lewis
Thanks for a straight answer maplebro
Carter Hughes
Where is it. Is it the poet shit? Or is that quote just saying poets are retards.
Ryan Walker
MetaKight is a fat beta cuck who is always DAC and has dirty fingernails.
Landon Watson
...
Kayden Cruz
Here's another for you.
I got lots more :^)
Jace Johnson
Ashamed to be Canadian. Not that Brits are any better.
Brayden Moore
Cucked little faggot we have maple and metaknight the true kings of /bet/. Brit banter is just trash as fuck meme spamming by sad mongoloids.
Easton Nguyen
Brit ''''''banter''''''' is a legitimate catastrophy but it's not as if I was proud of Maple or Metaknight in any way, shape or form lets be perfectly honest with each other here.
Jaxson Carter
Pmsl, fuck off trudeau cucks.
Mason White
life SO boring
Nathan Taylor
Bankroll something absolutely random in-play.
Aiden Foster
I was away for the weekend lads.
Missed Euans tip and the Cameroon match (or are they the same?)
Can anyone give me a quick run down on what happened?
Thanks
Tyler Parker
Just bet LARGE on Giants ML parlayed with under 42.5
how fucked am I?
Joshua Jenkins
Its coming through bro its THE BET of the day.
Wyatt Thomas
Was Brexit a good thing?
Carter White
The under is likely to hit, but the Giants suck dick m8
Oliver Thompson
Reminder that EVEN juve is UAC while you are losing hundreds
Noah Cooper
I will LITERALLY not be able to pay my car note if this fails
Joseph Miller
Vikings and under 43 BOTD
Brandon Robinson
Pmsl. juve was never DAC. It was a new Albania character with a story behind it. He said so in the Discord group.
Jose Ward
That leafland guy i see on tt is pretty good. He hasn't been around in awhile. Use to make good mlb bets.
Dominic Jackson
>/bet/ as a whole on unders
Very tempted to bankroll overs
Aiden Torres
Nope, they gonna win the championship.
Evan Brown
What does that mean?
Giants +4.5 -110
Colton Barnes
If the Giants lose by 4 or less (or win for that matter) you get 1.91 times your stake.
Asher Russell
Add 4.5 points to the giants final score You need to bet $110 in order win $100
Brody Robinson
literally shaking
Luke King
Im not sure how the giants win but good luck.
Matthew Campbell
Gambling Rule #1: Never bet more than you can afford to lose
Ian Long
Gambling Rule #1: Ya gotta bet big to win big
Julian Lopez
fuck you dad i'm already heavily in debt
Henry Long
PMSL
Josiah Adams
Thank you guys.
Liam Cooper
:^)
Blake Roberts
your bet is losing, odd man
Camden Evans
Play the under you fucking hat
Benjamin Morales
:^) im not nervous
Dominic Ward
PMSL
Ryan Parker
i'm fucking dead
Henry Watson
>/bet/ tells you to get on unders >okay sure but let me just put it in a multiple with Giants ML what can possible go wrong
Kevin Diaz
America MG are legitimately the worst football team I have ever watched
Carter Harris
What do you guys know about fixed matches? They really exists?
Ethan White
yes mate, just post again tomorrow when Euan is here
Anthony Smith
Who is Euan?
Thomas Harris
The man with the fixes
Robert Lee
Euan IS /bet/
Anthony Brown
HUP
Chase Barnes
What does 'Vikings -1.5 +180' mean?
Luke Wright
It means if the Vikings win by 1.5 more points you get 1.8 of your stake back.
Adam Hill
But why some ppl say -120 and others +180, whats the difference?
Jose Murphy
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GIANTS
Ryder Sullivan
-120 means you have to bet 120 dollars to win 100.
+180 means you have to bet 100 to win +180.
Converting them to decimal odds is so much simpler.
Much easier to convert into implied probability and work out which bet is better.
Yes. Ask Euan for an invite.
Christopher Reyes
>Much easier to convert into implied probability and work out which bet is better. Can you explain?
William Cruz
Each odds is a implied probability. Like if I gave Man Utd an odds of 2 to beat Stoke, that would imply that Bookies price Man Utd to beat Stoke 50% of the times they play.
Aiden Ortiz
its actually kind of shocking how bad starting prices are even on mainstream games.
Samuel Scott
>ask Euan for an invite
This Euan is real?
Brayden Green
Yes.
Daniel Perry
I dont know but i think he is not and you are making fun of me.
Tyler Cruz
Did you cash them out?
Adam Sullivan
Wageslaving so SO bad.
Jason Foster
jesus christ
do they literally just pick female GKs off the street
like I legitimately, unironically could do better than that
Carter Robinson
of course you could. a 14 year old boy is better than the best female players in the world
David Campbell
Not enough people post their bets. I'm noob and here's my betslip. Open to any advice or tips
Lucas Turner
It's only a matter of time.
Luis Rivera
decided that im ready to take the plunge into the discord lids
can I have an invite?
cheers
Cooper Richardson
Nice try Liebermann
Isaac Davis
get good faggots and praise me
Liam Martinez
is liebs in there? not too keen anymore desu
Noah Green
Big boi!
Anthony Bell
What to bet today, lads?
Carter Morgan
PLEASE invite me anyway though, send it in a DM if you have to
Juan Martin
What's your user? I'll have word with admin.
Daniel Cox
what's yours? unsure if I want to post my @ publicly for burgers and liebs to see. if you give me your discord #ID i'll @ you.
Hudson Smith
1359
Juan Sullivan
getting anxieties about this desu
Jason Barnes
Don't think the lads want someone who has such atrocious grammar.
Luke Lewis
Reasons to live becoming very unconvincing desu
Ethan Lee
chasing a win lads
Chase Gonzalez
what do during winter break?
Alexander Sullivan
Have sex.
Gavin Fisher
not a big fan of sex
Liam Sanchez
You need to have sex
Carter Cook
Come to Norway and have sex.
Jayden Flores
Sex is the ulterior goal of humanity to prolong our heritage.
Have sex.
Cooper Bailey
some seed is not worth spreading
Nathaniel Taylor
Her mouth can't get pregnant, Freund. :^)
Anthony Morris
Need a BET like air lads
Grayson Perez
Had a dream I had sex. V disturbing
Gabriel Adams
Had a dream you tipped a winning bet. V disturbing.
Juan Price
need to make a /bet/ bingo
Adam Sanders
Weekdays so SO boring for /bet/.
Jace Miller
GIVE
Eli Flores
ME
Gavin Martinez
A
Cameron Collins
BET
James Cruz
PLEASE
Ethan Walker
LADS
Ethan Price
over 2,5 goals in The bromley match
Dylan Parker
Mannarino in Beijing
Adam Richardson
Thank you.
Colton Rodriguez
pmsl
Adrian Clark
PMSL at Paraguay on a +5.25 line, bookies CLUELESS. I am absolutely MOPPING up these above evens prices but STILL the sad little soccerway slavers are backing Japan lmao. What a bunch of utterly peculiar people they are. Line
Robert Phillips
PMSL topping up so much that I posted before finishing. Line should be +2.5 max. So many clueless little slugs around.
Sebastian Murphy
>Line should be +2.5 max chuckled
Jeremiah Cook
Post slip
Brandon Brooks
zzzzzzzzz another boring little slug who has looked at the Ghana win and thinks that makes Japan - a bet PMSL.
Noah Baker
Tipped Japs -4.5 last night lid. Also tipped Ghana + because I'm a nonce world cup judge.
Alexander Kelly
Please abuse/smash/destroy those lines, I need better odds
Ian Parker
Marked as a winner already, Japan so SO bad in front of goal.
Tyler Miller
These Paraguay + backers, or backer samefagging should I say, is just seeking (You)s Nobody could actually be this clueless.
James Hall
+ still wins imo, Scoreline v flattering.
Jordan Barnes
Anyone who's ever attended a political party conference should be approached with extreme caution imo.
Camden Cruz
@71677727 Thanks Nick
Michael Price
Someone explain this table.
>Man Utd that long odds >Liverpool that short
Gabriel Johnson
>fractional
Easton Stewart
>fractional
Robert Brooks
+ looking so SO world.
Luis Jackson
LOVING the time wasting here
Xavier Watson
@71678147 >world >+5.25 >4-0 at ht >Still 20ish mins to go >Could still easily concede two >Even if they only concede one its a half win Absolutely nothing world about that bet.
Grayson Morgan
REMINDER THAT J WEST IS JAKE EVANS
Hunter Jones
delete this
Easton Nguyen
Apart from the fact you could get +7.5 inplay PMSL Betting so SO easy zzz
Robert James
@71678326 Yeah and that was a bet for sure but you were bigging up +5.25 pregame and saying is should've been +2.5 You have outed yourself as an absolute mug. >inb4 claims of that not being you
John Morales
>pick game to bet on >fall asleep on the couch >wake up to your team leading 5-0 at HT >no bet placed
Ayden Carter
hoffenheim vs nottingen?
Justin Scott
yes
Brayden Jackson
Big fan of your work
James Cruz
thanks, that means a lot to me. on -0.5 now, so this will probably end 7-0
Dominic Perry
Could I offer you an invite to the discord? My personal guest.
Jonathan Lee
they just scored the 8-0, let's first see how this game ends. i'd feel like a fraud if i actually win this bet. couldn't accept the invite
Sebastian Hughes
Pmsl. Enjoy lad. Keep up the good work. Great comic relief in the thread.
Ryan Nelson
Kekkeroni. Good luck, lad.
Angel Gonzalez
hm ok, so this is how it feels. still empty inside