THIS CHRISTMAS
THIS CHRISTMAS
AIDEN GILLEN
HAS BIG PLAN'S THIS CHRISTMAS. FOR YOU!
AND ROB SCHNEIDER
FOR YOU
ROONEY MARA IS
AND THE BIG GUY WITH ALL THE PRESENTS
FOR YOU
JEB!
AND STARRING AS SANTA HIMSELF
IN A WORLD WHERE SMALL GUYS RULE
AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
A young black man faces the ultimate challenge
YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS BIG
FOR YOU
CRITICS CALL IT FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
BUT NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE CHRISTMAS BY PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT
ROB SCHNEIDER REPRISING HIS MOST BELOVED ROLE JUST FOR THE HOLIDAYS
BUT THE LOVE OF HIS WIFE'S SON CHANGES EVERYTHING
CRIME. PENETRATION. CRIME. FULL PENETRATION. CRIME. PENETRATION. AND THIS GOES ON AND ON AND BACK AND FORTH FOR 90 OR SO MINUTES UNTIL THE MOVIE JUST SORT OF ENDS.
MEGAMAN
AND ROB SCHNEIDER
AND MORGAN FREEMAN AS THE VOICE OF SANTA
*WILHELM SCREAM*
KEKS. WILL. RISE.
AND KEKS WILL FALL
FROM THE PRODUCERS OF FRED: THE MOVIE
*SLIDE WHISTLE*
Comes Paul Blarts next adventure
TOM HARDY IN A GRIPPING STORY ABOUT PANE AND HARDSHIP
*SINGLE PIANO NOTES OF FAMOUS SCORE STARTS PLAYING*
FROM THE AUTHOR OF OLOF YORPAYNE
*SMACKS LIPS*
FROM THE PRODUCER WHO SAW DIVERGENT COMES A STORY ABOUT
BALLS
I wish I wasn't at work because I usually record these on vocaroo
DOIT
BRING A RUBBER SHEET BECAUSE YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF LAUGHING
YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS ADAM SANDLER COMEDY SANDWICH STARRING JIM "I DON'T CARREY ABOUT MY KIDS" CARREY
HUMANZEES
SANTA IS GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE HIS WAYS (Yeah by Usher starts playing, cut to santa dancing with bunch of black kids)
A BIG GUY WILL RISE
CRITICS ARE CALLING IT A 'HOLLY JOLLY TIME FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE'S SON'
"AYO SANTA WHERE DA CHICKEN AT"
the title and tagline: SANTAS NEW GROVE: TIME FOR THE WINTER "SOUL"STACE
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
I will Vocaroo this at 75 posts
HE WILL VOCAROO THIS AT 75 POSTS AND BE FORCED TO SAY "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" IN THE PROCESS
OH THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK
AND MOM'S GONNA FREAK
THE ONLY WAY TO BE NUMBER ONE IS
JOHN CENA
HEY IM THE GUY RECORDING THIS AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY I LOVE BIG NIGGER COCKS IN MY LITTLE WHITE ASS HNNG LITERALLY JIZZING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT CHOKING ON A HOT NIGGER LOAD
*THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG*
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
ALAN BOYCE
AND IN HIS BIG SCREEN DEBUT, BAD LUCK BOOTSY HIMSELF AS THE GRINCH
*MARLENE WATCHES FROM THE WALL*
AND WHEN HIS WIFES SON STOPS BELIEVING IN SANTA, SETH ROGEN WILL HAVE TO PUT DOWN THE BONG AND SING THE ALONG, WITH THE TUNE OF HIS HEART.
seth rogen: I think santa definately smokes weed, I mean all those cookies... come one
>cue bong hit effect and seth rogen pot laugh to fade black.
DIRECTED BY ZACK SNYDER
AND STARRING ZACK SNYDER
IN
COMMANDER ZHUKOV'S GREAT COUNTER ATTACK
JUST
COMING SOON
TO A NIGGER NEAR YOU
IN IMAX 3D
MEMES
AND REGULAR-D
HOP ONTO FANDANGO TO GET YOUR TICKET NOW
VOCAROO GUY IS GONNA FREAK
WHEN HE SEES
THE NAME OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS MOVIE:
MUH BIG BLACK AASSSS
I like to tickle my winky while thinking about big black men!
I'LL GET YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH
okaaaaay, vocaroo guuuuuy
WITH JARED LETO ON A MOTHERFREAKING PERFORMANCE.
MDE PRESENTS: WORLD PEACE ft. L*x*
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER RELEASED FOR STREAMING TO KEKSHEDS ONLY
VOCAROO GUY COME ON ALREADY
come on hurry up
guys?
girls?
bane?
OPENING SCENE...DR. KRINGLE I'M CIA
then just imagine the genetic research and cia conspiracies that were involved to create santa and the cover up which then followed.
The human psyche is incompatible with postmodern life
SEE THE CRITKEKALLY ACCLAIMED FILM EVERY WIFE'S SON IS TALKING ABOUT
WITH A VENGEANCE
BIG RED LETTERS
COMING DECEMBER 32
is vocaroo guy gonna deliver or not?
>implying it wasn't faggot op trying to get replies
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I REALLY FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I ABSOLUTELY SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I FUCKING REALLY SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I REALLY FUCKING REALLY SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
I GOD DAMN SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET A DICK INSIDE OF ME I WILL KILL MYSELF.
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
If female, you are an idiot and even if you are fat you can just go get laid at a bar in 5 min, some guy will bite. if you haven't figured that out yet you probably should kill yourself for being stupid
if male, get grinder and get laid in 5 min
AND ROB SCHNEIDER
THE MAIN CHARACTER DIES IN THE END
*everybody dance now starts playing*
This film is not yet rated
HE
DOES
when vocaroo?
Learning to read
we're in september, you fucking newfag
kys
SUDDENLY.....BEADS
BEES?