/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Shelby is the top qt

I want to protect Whitney's smile.

EVERYONE is ignoring kryssie and I love it squeeeeee

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its not on tv so it shouldnt matter

they are even going to air diary sessions live on the feeds

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I love Shelby's gstring

>Guys and Girls already split

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No one knows, but I hope

whitneys voice is worse than brontes
she sounds like danielle murphee but even worse

literally playing 5D chess as we speak

is shelby braless?

whitney blowing production out

SHELBY ALREADY RUNNING SHIT

they are making fatty hide her robocop tattoo

I hope Shane doesn't play too hard. I'm liking him a lot so far.

>fat girl talking about how she's fat

i hate kryssie

no one cares kryssie

I'm literally gay and i want Shelby to dominate the fuck out of me.

doorbell please

What are you sending her?

>fatty playing the victim already

how much bigger was she holy shit

not liking kryssie aleady

I want to dominate shelby

Kryssie is playing this well. Vulnerability builds strong social connections.

a mold of my peepee

>have to watch the guys cam because kryssie is ruining everything

scott and shane are bonding hard

I'm literally a girl and i want Shelby to dominate the fuck out of me.

ITS THE COOK

WHO WILL BE HIS SHOWMANCE

>Whitney revealing how super observant she is

Not good

>Kryssie saying this season's first fuck
Who would have imagined?

Is it because she's going to cuddle Whitney?

Kryssie lost 75 lbs.
and then gained back 100

SHRIMP MAN

shelby really wanted justin

MORGAN WANTS THE DEEP DICK

Wow, this cast is already way fucking better than BB18.

All it needs is surprise Frank.

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>All it needs is surprise Frank.

No, Shelby is post-op.

>Justin coming in with Jozea hat

not good

yo count: 10

A waffle cone

CANT WAIT FOR OUR GIRL TO CLAIM THE COOK

>Frank, Ian, and Devin show up to fill those last 3 plates

YO, DIS IS CRAZY

>Kryssie's jacket is tearing at the seems.

Krissie

Jason over Jozea and Im very happy with how this is shaping up

>This is crazy

Trips confirm

this cast is so much better than 18 good god

somebody say holla?

wtf

Sometimes

>somebody say holla

wtf was that?

Witnessed, friendo.
Gotta happen now

what the hell was that?

for the promos probly

>yfw morgan and shelby scissor for 69 nights in a row

yo

who /kryssiekreme/ here?

cat lady chat already saying she prolly just had a patch there that they made her take off kek

>trips

PLS

A holla check, dummy

man shit man this is crazy man yo man this is absurd man alright alright we up in here wow this is crazy man yeah you're right

dis

scott bonding really good with the cook

alex coming in next and morgan gonna lose it

This chef is fuckin based

How many days before Scott gets caught jerking off?

justin has devin/jace potential imo

Im on CBS all access is the first episode only 15 minutes long??

HOLA DERRICK

Justin is legit i like him

>NOLA cook doesn't like vegetables

guys I think Shane is a secret autist

Justin is a real n-bomb

Hoh comp starts at midnight

The first episode introduced the cast then transitioned to the feeds with each houseguest entering one at a time with Scott first.

WE

>Shane is the most introvert of the bunch
Who would have thought?

literally everybody in the house is cool af so far except kryssie

Thought I'd dislike Justin

but he's a cool dude.

yeah, that's all

HOLLA....DADDY

do you know what creole food is? it's rice, shrimp, beans, peppers, onions, and a little bit of whatever else

In fairness I don't like vegetables either, but the way Creole cuisine cooks everything together I don't mind them.

>tfw want to wear the stuff justin is wearing but dont have the swag to pull it off

shelby studying the houseguests

You don't have any CBS edit to pre judge you about anyone

looks like justby is happening

she's so fucking cute

where's that user that said we were all stupid for saying julie wouldn't be live on the wednesday episodes?

remember the one that said we were all retarded because the schedule said she was only going to be on Thursday but that OBVIOUSLY meant she would be on wednesdays too?

REMEMBER WE'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED AND HE'S A GENIUS

where are you user

She wants cum from inbread

her feet hurt and her thong is chaffing

>You'll never look like Shane and bond with just about everyone

Just get culturally enriched.

the cook is atracted to shelby

also

REDDIT IS HERE

justin and shane should be bros

monte will be the (only?) alpha male

she was at the start of the show to intro the guests big guy

as stated, you must have started your feeds late and missed it

ALEX IS THICC

AWWWWKWARD

this is morgan's sister, right?

lol alex and morgan pretending they don't know each other

So obvious theyre related

alex is like a slightly smaller amy schumer i can already tell

ITS OUR GIRL

the sisters gaming the system

damn you gonna keep being wrong until next wednesday?

why didnt they at least dye her hair

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I AM CLAIMING ALEX

>storage room open
>none of them going in to get the champagne

Congrats on being right

she was on for a good 10 minutes and introed every guest and talked about the format.. she will be back after all the guests enter too

keep spergin

>Alex is actively trying to ignore Morgan and Morgan is acting like they know each other.

kek

Don't worry. You have no competition except Reddit and Twitter.

does being from Mississippi give me rights to Southernfu?

Ya liking him hes chill

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shelby took her shoes off for you feet fags

it gives you rights to "Monte Massengill," congrats

i miss vic

Caleb 0.5

Now that they're both in

Morgan >>>>>>>>>>>> Alex

yeah that very obviously wasn't live so just wait until wednesday for you to be wrong again and fuck off

most of the thread was telling you you're retarded. julie is rich and important as fuck she's not wasting her time on an online reality show

shane is autismo

I wish he was a returnee

me too

>vic comes in after gayson

I just realized, if they have a comp tonight I'm not getting any sleep

this cast is retarded if they don't realize they're sisters

Shelby has made me cum 2x gunna be a long 60 days

>you'll never have a season with Vic and Shelby and their distinct laughs

They knocked it out of the park with casting.

Except for female Paul of course.

that fag Jason is going to kill this awesome vibe

3 more left to enter

GO TO THE STORAGE ROOM YOU FUCKS

LISTEN TO FUCKING BIG BROTHER

GO TO THE STORAGE ROOM YOU FUCKING RETARDS

GOD FUCKING DAMN

BACK IN THE FUCKIN HOUSE

are they fucking deaf?

No shit sherlock, Morgan is a UT cheerleader, Alex is some autismo computer graphics nerd.

and Monte will happily give you the Massengill

Nobody cares about storage room hahahha I love this cast

>telling you you're retarded.
You're confusing me with your obsession.

But it really doesn't matter.

I'm still happy for you!

Marry Kill Rape Fuck

Morgan Shelby Whitney Alex

who said her spots would be live? she was on and hosting just as i stated

also her husband is the chairman of CBS so this is her life

>no pictures

how many of these people are the first bbhgs from their state?

scott - maine, monte - mississippi?

>Tfw kind of similar to season 9
Not sure if this is a good or bad thing. Im going with good.

>autists arguing itt again

> Rape

>theres 16 plates

stop saying this you dorks

WHAT'S UP HOOKAHS?

marry whitney
fuck shelby
rape morgan
kill alex

Kill Shelby rape her dead body marry her than fuck her proper

>tfw this season could have had a jury with these people and also been a back to basics season like 10

>also her husband is the chairman of CBS so this is her life
you love telling people the sky is blue like that somehow makes you smart

you argued with multiple people for hours and you have been proven wrong. fuck off autist I think moo is your soulmate

fuck morgan
marry shelby
rape whitney
kill alex

Takes a fag to know a hookah

that black Howard guy from the racist season was from Mississippi

Marry Morgan, Kill Kryssie, Rape Whitney, FuckNeeley

All sex is rape.

when you can prove to me julie wasnt on the show tonight, i will admit i was wrong

good luck user

these entrances are boring as fuck once fat bitch came in and ruined them

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good catch

so it's just maine

he's literally an ugly version of caleb and probably not nearly as funny and amusing

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This is correct.

>He is angry
>He doesn't like Meech

kryssie is the only one i cant stand so far. alex will probably get worse as the days go past

Anybody rooting for shrimp man?

Shane/Monte alliance inevitable

i cant wait until alex and morgan get a chance to talk

Those nips

shane bonding with generic male

>where's the thermostat

KEK

Jace 2.0

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no

we can only hope

>justin has never watched Big Brother

Me

yes

whos getting in a showmance with the cook?

looks like whitney or shelby

you can tell alex is super pissed that morgan is in the house

Monte reminds me of the Green Arrow actor

but the table is hella dope man

>Whitney's legs and ass

well let's see julie is only ever on live episodes and you have talked about how she's ALWAYS on eviction episodes so DUH she's going to be on wednesdays and you're RETARDED for not thinking that

even though the pictures of her from 10 hours ago show her part was taped this morning. you were wrong and just wait until next week. your continual autism is very annoying with how much you like to argue stupid shit and point out random facts that have nothing to do with the argument as if that somehow makes your argument stronger.

you are a faggot and you're wrong so you can fuck off. just wait until wednesday and you can see. you would be worse than scott on this right now

Shelby, Shane, Whitney are going to run the table this season.

yo dis table hella dope tho

He has never watched BB before...at least that is what he is claiming.

cam 3 panned into the production room for a second

monte is that generic white character in that call of duty game

Shelby nudes?

what was taht camera view on a dark room? hoh or paris room?

did they really not know?

he was my pick to win because he can coast on cooking for a while, grills will like him, and he can bro out.

can't really root for anyone but whitney until I see a week

if i was the first one who got to go in the big brother house i'd yell BREXIT HARAMBE

PLACE YOUR BETS!

Which houseguest will be the first to spot that Alex/Morgan are sisters?

SHRIMP MAN TAKING FIRST SHIT

youre the one who is sperging out m8

i simply said she would appear up to 3 times a week but keep on going

Shelby

shrimp man is the next victor

cant wait

Jason

A black bitch or the fat one

kryssie shut up

justin

the black woman

jason

wut

You can tell Neely wants another black in the house

Jason.

shane, shelby or shrimp man

you said she would host at least 3 times a week. you also sperged out with paragraphs at my one word posts earlier today and now you're wrong and backtracking.

hosting is not the same as taping something 12 hours beforehand and no, she will not be on 3 days a week. have fun in your mom's basement dumbass

Cornbread or Neely

all those fake laughs everytime krustie talks

will you guys flip back to Alex if she evicts jason first?

#TeamShrimp

She's a man

WHITNEY

>Kryssie talking about viewers immediently hating people

other black woman next

ITS Z 2.0

Yeah, it's her. She's got first or second boot written all over her.

DAT ASS

poetry
Bravo CBS

>danielle has those same brassy streaks as whitney
literally why
so ugly and so 2004

thats hosting m8 and do you really think they are just going to have evictions where the HG's vote and get up on there own and walk out

youre hilarious

im guessing the cat ladies will love her tho

hope shes the first one gone

black houseguests matter

Jason or Scott

man shrimp man is really shy

hippy guy shane is bonding with everyone

yeah and they're all single moms and that's what she got!

WHATS UP HOOKAHS

guys if you don't know yet, Scott really likes the gold and silver pattern going on

That 2nd black comes to fuck a white boy

GODDAMN i want to use danielles ass as a pillow

theyre going to hate jason

timestamp?

>yfw jozea returns

danielle is beautiful

I think NOLA is uncomfortable or maybe overwhelmed.

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So the HOH comp is in like 5 minutes?

And don't get him started about the clock

Everyone hates gays

its crazy

this

I'm actually looking forward to seeing Jason again, best gay to play the game desu

You know you want a watch

shane and justin introverts

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There's 7 beds if you haven't noticed.

there is shelby's tell

that thing she just did with her face

I anticipate the Shelby nip slips

so many gorgeous women this season

I want alex gone cuz she reminds me of the girl who took my virginity

M'Shrimp

STANDING

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>no fish

Thank you!

Bubba Gump's constantly drink water move is my go to when I walk into new groups

Alex looks like a teenage Amy Schumer

i thought shrimp man was the "life of the party"

Why don't they turn up the message?

so I guess overvoice guy is the real host of BB since he pre-records his shit for wednesdays and sundays while julie is only live on thursdays?

youre cute see you next wednesday when you're wrong again

first production bust

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Everyone talking about production more than past
No fishes

>dips bedora

Also the fuck, they aren't allowed to talk production? So instead of fish we'll just get that soundbyte spammed? Comfy

so ready for Witney in a bikini

wait so there's 13 plates on the table right? but there's 3 on the counter? has that happened before what does it mean?

monte is that generic white pornstar you see in porn

no he is the NARRATOR

everyone already hates kryssie kek

so are the bb18 feeds gone now or wat

Maybe surprise extra two vets?

she actually pointed to paul and vic's old bed it's the one she took since it's a full size rather than a twin size

bb twitter really hates nicole and loves lying to make her look worse

You fucking master strategist, you

you can watch them with bbviewer

and or ANNOUNCER

not the host

watching shrimpman try to interact is reminding me too much of myself

It means that Jason is going to be sacraficed and eaten at gay harvest

Inb4
>Kryssie gets drunk
>Talks shit
>Houseguest defends themself and talks back
>Huge blowup
>Kryssie public enemy number one
>Next day realizes how fucked she is
>Tries to make amends
>It fails as she has made herself an easy early target
>She's first to go home

FUCK YOU CORNBREAD
dont ruin threes company for me thats one of my favorite shows

same...

FAGFU IS HEREEEE

nuh uh

Krissie reminds me of Joey from a few seasons back

JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>he actually said hookahs

top kek

PEEWEE
HERMAN
is in the house

nice pit stains jason

>that fake gay voice

Does anyone know who Jason is?

JASON NEW THREAD....

Jozea new thread

I feel bad for the kid.

And then there's THIS asshole

new thread

Not one person recognised jason

krissy didnt know jason LOL