Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): TBD
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
Safety Ceremony: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): TBD
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
Safety Ceremony: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
First for Morgan best girl
Krystin is an idiot
im loving this no fish feeds is everything going to be uncut?
Natalie is so hot
i claim morgan and shelby and whitney
guys already tired of the girl's shit
who /fappingtoMorganlater/ here?
shelby best girl
Scott + Shane alliance please.
they'll still have to cut when people sing I'm guessing
Shelby is the top qt
I want to protect Whitney's smile.
EVERYONE is ignoring kryssie and I love it squeeeeee
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its not on tv so it shouldnt matter
they are even going to air diary sessions live on the feeds
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I love Shelby's gstring
>Guys and Girls already split
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No one knows, but I hope
whitneys voice is worse than brontes
she sounds like danielle murphee but even worse
literally playing 5D chess as we speak
is shelby braless?
whitney blowing production out
SHELBY ALREADY RUNNING SHIT
they are making fatty hide her robocop tattoo
I hope Shane doesn't play too hard. I'm liking him a lot so far.
>fat girl talking about how she's fat
i hate kryssie
no one cares kryssie
I'm literally gay and i want Shelby to dominate the fuck out of me.
doorbell please
What are you sending her?
>fatty playing the victim already
how much bigger was she holy shit
not liking kryssie aleady
I want to dominate shelby
Kryssie is playing this well. Vulnerability builds strong social connections.
a mold of my peepee
>have to watch the guys cam because kryssie is ruining everything
scott and shane are bonding hard
I'm literally a girl and i want Shelby to dominate the fuck out of me.
ITS THE COOK
WHO WILL BE HIS SHOWMANCE
>Whitney revealing how super observant she is
Not good
>Kryssie saying this season's first fuck
Who would have imagined?
Is it because she's going to cuddle Whitney?
Kryssie lost 75 lbs.
and then gained back 100
SHRIMP MAN
shelby really wanted justin
MORGAN WANTS THE DEEP DICK
Wow, this cast is already way fucking better than BB18.
All it needs is surprise Frank.
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>All it needs is surprise Frank.
No, Shelby is post-op.
>Justin coming in with Jozea hat
not good
yo count: 10
A waffle cone
CANT WAIT FOR OUR GIRL TO CLAIM THE COOK
>Frank, Ian, and Devin show up to fill those last 3 plates
YO, DIS IS CRAZY
>Kryssie's jacket is tearing at the seems.
Krissie
Jason over Jozea and Im very happy with how this is shaping up
>This is crazy
Trips confirm
this cast is so much better than 18 good god
somebody say holla?
wtf
Sometimes
>somebody say holla
wtf was that?
Witnessed, friendo.
Gotta happen now
what the hell was that?
for the promos probly
>yfw morgan and shelby scissor for 69 nights in a row
yo
who /kryssiekreme/ here?
cat lady chat already saying she prolly just had a patch there that they made her take off kek
>trips
PLS
A holla check, dummy
man shit man this is crazy man yo man this is absurd man alright alright we up in here wow this is crazy man yeah you're right
dis
scott bonding really good with the cook
alex coming in next and morgan gonna lose it
This chef is fuckin based
How many days before Scott gets caught jerking off?
justin has devin/jace potential imo
Im on CBS all access is the first episode only 15 minutes long??
HOLA DERRICK
Justin is legit i like him
>NOLA cook doesn't like vegetables
guys I think Shane is a secret autist
Justin is a real n-bomb
Hoh comp starts at midnight
The first episode introduced the cast then transitioned to the feeds with each houseguest entering one at a time with Scott first.
WE
>Shane is the most introvert of the bunch
Who would have thought?
literally everybody in the house is cool af so far except kryssie
Thought I'd dislike Justin
but he's a cool dude.
yeah, that's all
HOLLA....DADDY
do you know what creole food is? it's rice, shrimp, beans, peppers, onions, and a little bit of whatever else
In fairness I don't like vegetables either, but the way Creole cuisine cooks everything together I don't mind them.
>tfw want to wear the stuff justin is wearing but dont have the swag to pull it off
shelby studying the houseguests
You don't have any CBS edit to pre judge you about anyone
looks like justby is happening
she's so fucking cute
where's that user that said we were all stupid for saying julie wouldn't be live on the wednesday episodes?
remember the one that said we were all retarded because the schedule said she was only going to be on Thursday but that OBVIOUSLY meant she would be on wednesdays too?
REMEMBER WE'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED AND HE'S A GENIUS
where are you user
She wants cum from inbread
her feet hurt and her thong is chaffing
>You'll never look like Shane and bond with just about everyone
Just get culturally enriched.
the cook is atracted to shelby
also
REDDIT IS HERE
justin and shane should be bros
monte will be the (only?) alpha male
she was at the start of the show to intro the guests big guy
as stated, you must have started your feeds late and missed it
ALEX IS THICC
AWWWWKWARD
this is morgan's sister, right?
lol alex and morgan pretending they don't know each other
So obvious theyre related
alex is like a slightly smaller amy schumer i can already tell
ITS OUR GIRL
the sisters gaming the system
damn you gonna keep being wrong until next wednesday?
why didnt they at least dye her hair
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I AM CLAIMING ALEX
>storage room open
>none of them going in to get the champagne
Congrats on being right
she was on for a good 10 minutes and introed every guest and talked about the format.. she will be back after all the guests enter too
keep spergin
>Alex is actively trying to ignore Morgan and Morgan is acting like they know each other.
kek
Don't worry. You have no competition except Reddit and Twitter.
does being from Mississippi give me rights to Southernfu?
Ya liking him hes chill
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shelby took her shoes off for you feet fags
it gives you rights to "Monte Massengill," congrats
i miss vic
Caleb 0.5
Now that they're both in
Morgan >>>>>>>>>>>> Alex
yeah that very obviously wasn't live so just wait until wednesday for you to be wrong again and fuck off
most of the thread was telling you you're retarded. julie is rich and important as fuck she's not wasting her time on an online reality show
shane is autismo
I wish he was a returnee
me too
>vic comes in after gayson
I just realized, if they have a comp tonight I'm not getting any sleep
this cast is retarded if they don't realize they're sisters
Shelby has made me cum 2x gunna be a long 60 days
>you'll never have a season with Vic and Shelby and their distinct laughs
They knocked it out of the park with casting.
Except for female Paul of course.
that fag Jason is going to kill this awesome vibe
3 more left to enter
GO TO THE STORAGE ROOM YOU FUCKS
LISTEN TO FUCKING BIG BROTHER
GO TO THE STORAGE ROOM YOU FUCKING RETARDS
GOD FUCKING DAMN
BACK IN THE FUCKIN HOUSE
are they fucking deaf?
No shit sherlock, Morgan is a UT cheerleader, Alex is some autismo computer graphics nerd.
and Monte will happily give you the Massengill
Nobody cares about storage room hahahha I love this cast
>telling you you're retarded.
You're confusing me with your obsession.
But it really doesn't matter.
I'm still happy for you!
Marry Kill Rape Fuck
Morgan Shelby Whitney Alex
who said her spots would be live? she was on and hosting just as i stated
also her husband is the chairman of CBS so this is her life
>no pictures
how many of these people are the first bbhgs from their state?
scott - maine, monte - mississippi?
>Tfw kind of similar to season 9
Not sure if this is a good or bad thing. Im going with good.
>autists arguing itt again
> Rape
>theres 16 plates
stop saying this you dorks
WHAT'S UP HOOKAHS?
marry whitney
fuck shelby
rape morgan
kill alex
Kill Shelby rape her dead body marry her than fuck her proper
>tfw this season could have had a jury with these people and also been a back to basics season like 10
>also her husband is the chairman of CBS so this is her life
you love telling people the sky is blue like that somehow makes you smart
you argued with multiple people for hours and you have been proven wrong. fuck off autist I think moo is your soulmate
fuck morgan
marry shelby
rape whitney
kill alex
Takes a fag to know a hookah
that black Howard guy from the racist season was from Mississippi
Marry Morgan, Kill Kryssie, Rape Whitney, FuckNeeley
All sex is rape.
when you can prove to me julie wasnt on the show tonight, i will admit i was wrong
good luck user
these entrances are boring as fuck once fat bitch came in and ruined them
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good catch
so it's just maine
he's literally an ugly version of caleb and probably not nearly as funny and amusing
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This is correct.
>He is angry
>He doesn't like Meech
kryssie is the only one i cant stand so far. alex will probably get worse as the days go past
Anybody rooting for shrimp man?
Shane/Monte alliance inevitable
i cant wait until alex and morgan get a chance to talk
Those nips
shane bonding with generic male
>where's the thermostat
KEK
Jace 2.0
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no
we can only hope
>justin has never watched Big Brother
Me
yes
whos getting in a showmance with the cook?
looks like whitney or shelby
you can tell alex is super pissed that morgan is in the house
Monte reminds me of the Green Arrow actor
but the table is hella dope man
>Whitney's legs and ass
well let's see julie is only ever on live episodes and you have talked about how she's ALWAYS on eviction episodes so DUH she's going to be on wednesdays and you're RETARDED for not thinking that
even though the pictures of her from 10 hours ago show her part was taped this morning. you were wrong and just wait until next week. your continual autism is very annoying with how much you like to argue stupid shit and point out random facts that have nothing to do with the argument as if that somehow makes your argument stronger.
you are a faggot and you're wrong so you can fuck off. just wait until wednesday and you can see. you would be worse than scott on this right now
Shelby, Shane, Whitney are going to run the table this season.
yo dis table hella dope tho
He has never watched BB before...at least that is what he is claiming.
cam 3 panned into the production room for a second
monte is that generic white character in that call of duty game
Shelby nudes?
what was taht camera view on a dark room? hoh or paris room?
did they really not know?
he was my pick to win because he can coast on cooking for a while, grills will like him, and he can bro out.
can't really root for anyone but whitney until I see a week
if i was the first one who got to go in the big brother house i'd yell BREXIT HARAMBE
PLACE YOUR BETS!
Which houseguest will be the first to spot that Alex/Morgan are sisters?
SHRIMP MAN TAKING FIRST SHIT
youre the one who is sperging out m8
i simply said she would appear up to 3 times a week but keep on going
Shelby
shrimp man is the next victor
cant wait
Jason
A black bitch or the fat one
kryssie shut up
justin
the black woman
jason
wut
You can tell Neely wants another black in the house
Jason.
shane, shelby or shrimp man
you said she would host at least 3 times a week. you also sperged out with paragraphs at my one word posts earlier today and now you're wrong and backtracking.
hosting is not the same as taping something 12 hours beforehand and no, she will not be on 3 days a week. have fun in your mom's basement dumbass
Cornbread or Neely
all those fake laughs everytime krustie talks
will you guys flip back to Alex if she evicts jason first?
#TeamShrimp
She's a man
WHITNEY
>Kryssie talking about viewers immediently hating people
other black woman next
ITS Z 2.0
Yeah, it's her. She's got first or second boot written all over her.
DAT ASS
poetry
Bravo CBS
>danielle has those same brassy streaks as whitney
literally why
so ugly and so 2004
thats hosting m8 and do you really think they are just going to have evictions where the HG's vote and get up on there own and walk out
youre hilarious
im guessing the cat ladies will love her tho
hope shes the first one gone
black houseguests matter
Jason or Scott
man shrimp man is really shy
hippy guy shane is bonding with everyone
yeah and they're all single moms and that's what she got!
WHATS UP HOOKAHS
guys if you don't know yet, Scott really likes the gold and silver pattern going on
That 2nd black comes to fuck a white boy
GODDAMN i want to use danielles ass as a pillow
theyre going to hate jason
timestamp?
>yfw jozea returns
danielle is beautiful
I think NOLA is uncomfortable or maybe overwhelmed.
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So the HOH comp is in like 5 minutes?
And don't get him started about the clock
Everyone hates gays
its crazy
this
I'm actually looking forward to seeing Jason again, best gay to play the game desu
You know you want a watch
shane and justin introverts
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There's 7 beds if you haven't noticed.
there is shelby's tell
that thing she just did with her face
I anticipate the Shelby nip slips
so many gorgeous women this season
I want alex gone cuz she reminds me of the girl who took my virginity
M'Shrimp
STANDING
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>no fish
Thank you!
Bubba Gump's constantly drink water move is my go to when I walk into new groups
Alex looks like a teenage Amy Schumer
i thought shrimp man was the "life of the party"
Why don't they turn up the message?
so I guess overvoice guy is the real host of BB since he pre-records his shit for wednesdays and sundays while julie is only live on thursdays?
youre cute see you next wednesday when you're wrong again
first production bust
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Everyone talking about production more than past
No fishes
>dips bedora
Also the fuck, they aren't allowed to talk production? So instead of fish we'll just get that soundbyte spammed? Comfy
so ready for Witney in a bikini
wait so there's 13 plates on the table right? but there's 3 on the counter? has that happened before what does it mean?
monte is that generic white pornstar you see in porn
no he is the NARRATOR
everyone already hates kryssie kek
so are the bb18 feeds gone now or wat
Maybe surprise extra two vets?
she actually pointed to paul and vic's old bed it's the one she took since it's a full size rather than a twin size
bb twitter really hates nicole and loves lying to make her look worse
You fucking master strategist, you
you can watch them with bbviewer
and or ANNOUNCER
not the host
watching shrimpman try to interact is reminding me too much of myself
It means that Jason is going to be sacraficed and eaten at gay harvest
Inb4
>Kryssie gets drunk
>Talks shit
>Houseguest defends themself and talks back
>Huge blowup
>Kryssie public enemy number one
>Next day realizes how fucked she is
>Tries to make amends
>It fails as she has made herself an easy early target
>She's first to go home
FUCK YOU CORNBREAD
dont ruin threes company for me thats one of my favorite shows
same...
FAGFU IS HEREEEE
nuh uh
Krissie reminds me of Joey from a few seasons back
JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>he actually said hookahs
top kek
PEEWEE
HERMAN
is in the house
nice pit stains jason
>that fake gay voice
Does anyone know who Jason is?
JASON NEW THREAD....
Jozea new thread
I feel bad for the kid.
And then there's THIS asshole
new thread
Not one person recognised jason
krissy didnt know jason LOL