Can Cred Forums come up with a good stage name?
I think I have a decent look. I've gotten Eddie Redmayne and Hunter Parrish from people.
I just really hate my parents for my name lol
Suggestions?
Can Cred Forums come up with a good stage name?
I think I have a decent look. I've gotten Eddie Redmayne and Hunter Parrish from people.
I just really hate my parents for my name lol
Suggestions?
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Tasko FitzFuttz
not a step in the right direction
Abraham Goldstein
Thank me later
Chad Cockburg
Furio "dick goes here jew master please hire me" Galvan
Biggus dickus
Isaac Jewcock. Trust me, it'll get you roles.
Gregario Levinstein
I'm jewish. My first name is pretty jewish already.
come on...
Micah Scroggins :^)
please delete this
Matt James
Matthew James
Ismail Baumberger
Maybe don't use your headshot as your twitter profile pic.
Oy vey another shoah
Pat McGroin
Sammy diamond
joseph stalin
Mitchell Mitchling
Burt Burtenberg
Steven Steveling
Fred Fistula
Peter Parker
John
Change Micah to Michael or Mike. And you need a last name inspires power. Like John Hurt or Ethan Hunt. So your stage name could be Mike Hunt.
>gender
>androgynous
>build
>twink mode
nice, nice daddy like
join a union you fucking cuckpitalist
Dick Baltz
Tony Verducci
pretend to be jewish
Michel Cohen
>Female name so agents think it's some chick they can bone
>Cohen so the jews auto guarantee spot
Remember to say "I am an atheist but I want to get to know my jewish roots"
It's code for "I pretend to be atheist to not get persecuted"
The jews will take you in
Or you can be a faggot actor no one cares about
Fagtron 5000
mookie blaylock
Is that really you?
You're good looking in a metrosexual kind of way
Pajeet Pujunlu
michel is male name you idiot
Hugh Jarse
What is your last name?
The easiest thing to is mimic someone who's already successful at the same thing as you:
You look kinda like a pretty boy so I'm thinking we start off with names like
>Zac Dean
>Leonardo Depp
>Zac Depp
>Heath DiLefron
It would help if I knew what your typecast as/what character types you want to play? Give me your career trajectory
personally if I could chose any name I'd got for an obnoxiously masculine name like
>Rock Thorstorm
>Rex Dickman
>>Zac Dean
>>Leonardo Depp
>>Zac Depp
>>Heath DiLefron
lol
They already found him lad
Manuelo Regaderinez
Hugh Mungus
Lukedi Eyevertelyu
Aiden Skylar Kennedy
>rex dickman
Boip Ucci
Max Power
A man to huge and kiss
Bill Stocklasa, son of the great Mike Stocklasa from RLM Pictures
Benny Liquid
Jam Man
>A man to huge
what did he mean by this?
Victor Ville
Phil Marchive
He's a huge man
Chad Thundercock
Are you still with Brandon? You two seemed pretty happy together
Legolas Gentleelf
for (You)
Waiter
>tfw to huge to man
TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY
I'm Abraham De Lacy
Guiseppe Casey
Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
I'm serious I love this song and the bames are all memorable.
and kiss
Garibalt von Brechtenstein
>...is known for his work on...
Lol no he isn't
this
Sexion Blastking
Jetballs Flexington
Goliath Hugeman Sr.
Tarzan Turbostretch
Yeetgod McNeck
Sir Gorgon Chimpcock
King AnalRapist FaggotKiller VI
Fagface of Homohead
Freddy Boytits
Paulus Strongdick
Bob Candy
>Micah Scroggins
That's really you name OP? That last name is hilarious hahaha.
I think Micah is okay OP, it's pretty jewish (which is a plus I guess) and sounds kinda unique. It's your last name that makes me think of scrotum for some reason.
>age range: 16
Wishful fucking thinking
Rape-o The Madman.
is he a JUST?
Antti-Matti Mäenpää
You need to have an international name in 2016.
So pick something from one part of the world and the last name from another.
For example:
Pedro Tokimura
Werner King
Hyun Moreau
>Jetballs Flexington
>Sir Gorgon Chimpcock
kek
>Tarzan Turbostretch
Oh Lord my sides.
>Tarzan Turbostretch
pure stagenamekino
Lered Dittor
Olivia Wilde was born as Olivia Jane Cockburn
Did you know?
ok guys. its clearly 3 or 4 of you keeping this thread alive. let it die please
Dirk Funk
Patrick Williams
I'd let her cause some friction with my cock if you know what I mean...
I'd let her Live-a Bit Wild in my bedroom if you know what I mean...
Mackee D.J. Pasteur
N'Dongo Eto'o the third
Michael Smith
Edvard Cockmuch
Yuriko Takahashi
Duct Tape
Dirk Diggler
Douglas Sirk
Busta Keytone
Charlie Pop
Buck Soup
Blue Talmer
>Athletic / Toned
You're a hungry skelly m8
Idris Elba
>Micah Scroggins
Well, you look like a faggot named Micah, but Scroggins is pretty shit, m8
>6'
>160 lb
>athletic
Edward Cullen
Tom Cruise Missile Hanks III
Steven Spielberg Jr
Teresa Smother
Takeshi Fukumothafukeryaki
Pavel Sakatastomapolous
Frederick Karl Von Schisenhaus und Kunt
Colin Cornelius Colonkollapse Cockwhang
The Drake
>Colonkollapse
lol, glad I read it again
Go to bed George
Bill Wilson
...
Bane Brazzers
Stu Padasso
Or go the porn route: grab a famous name and just mispell it a bit. Like John Wain, or Steve McKween, or Robert Bedford.
Oscar Q. Greatactor
Lionel Alwayscast
Roy Rollperfect
Lee Ding Mahn
Ross Perotagonist
Billy Bocksoffisz
> Robert Bedford
Oh come on, now he HAS TO for quints!
David Duke
woah epic queents Cred Forumsro! guess I go with this one
thanks everyone
holy mother of repeated digits!
Alfonzo Reality
Dick Deadeye
Benedict Dover
Michael Rack
William Doe
Isaac Boals
Richard Mohngler
>reddit OP realizes he can't delete his thread
you must accept your shame
Benny "The Bear" Berenstein
"A Whole Universe of Possibilities!"
You're pretty hot OP.
So how many jew cocks did you have to suck to get into the industry?
he will tell everyone on Hollywood to never do AMAs in here, you fucked us
Acty VonEmotealot
OP def has the dick sucking lips, so he's pretty much set. Enjoy some cut dick (but I'm sure you're already used to that, eh Micah?)
No one does AMAs on Cred Forums anyway, while Cred Forums and Cred Forums have had some legit creators at least.
Know any successful person named Micah? Exactly.
get a buzzcut, an thin short stache and call yourself Dejamar Nkwambe
If Talcum X can make a living out of it, so can you
Micah Cross
Micah Broas
Micah Williams
Micah Gray
Micah Grover
Micah Corvus
Micah is a fine name, just replace that unfortunate surname with your middle name
Burgerking Patty
Twink NoShame
Vukmir Vukmir
Wouldfuk Inboipussi
Master Vhater.
Mike Milo
>>Zac Dean
>>Leonardo Depp
>>Zac Depp
>>Heath DiLefron
Matt Leblanc.
no, Mika the GOAT will sue him
Chauncey Twinkboi
Viri Machonga
Bill Wilson
Micah Scroggins is a gat as fuck name m8, you should just do gay porn, you look like the type to take the BBC anyway
>William Doe
I don't get it
The bringer of pain?
This. He should give Cred Forums a shoutout during the scene for showing him the right career path.
Dildo
Generic McWhiteface
yes
he tap dances on people's lips
Michael Hunt
>160lbs/6ft
>toned
Fuck no, you're hungry skeleton mode.
This kek, what a beta weight, he's probably a manlet anyway as all actors lie about it
This, I'm 6' and 180 and am skinny as fuck
Bump
seriously? noone?
Micah Kizbig? anyone?
www.fakenamegenerator.com
Harry Seward
Vic Vinegar
Horst Sinclair
Artie Vageen
Ha ha ha, this thead has been fun but when do topics end on here?
Uhhh, Micah Milestone
Sounds like a porn name.
...
Bryansinger Poundedmybussy
Fixthe Fernback
who bah stank
Keith Keffers
Phil McCrevice
Hey OP, what's it feel like to walk into a room? It's like the middle of winter, you're the sun.
oh lawd
Miles Red
The ride never ends
>he doesn't know
Notajew Goyberg
Hey OP, wanna post your boipucci
Billy Babedi Babodi Baboozer
Jewsdid911 Blacklivesmatter
John Dicaprio
Producers will hire you simply to trick people with the Dicaprio name
Walton Scroggins
Ebeneezer Scroggins
What did he mean by this?
wtf how do you know this?
Micah (if that is your real name) is actually fine. Something like "Harris" would work as your last name.
And don't worry aboht getting doxxed. Happened to me once but got lost because no one remembers a last name like Nguyen I'm just testing to see if I stuck
At around 300 posts it stops autobumping.
Never post your face in here again and we'll forget within a month.
>Nguyen
>literally 50% of the vietnamese population + diaspora
I think you're safe, user.
Danny Meme
I know.
getting doxxed on b is the problem not tv
Non Union scum
Ficore Faggot
Deblernit Carblo
Hey OP how would you feel about playing a woman in a private off Broadway show? The audience is about 8-10 men of assorted ages and the role calls for some serious method acting and being alright with audience participation. We will have a handler there to help you with your makeup and give you something for your nerves. The role you will be playing is of a runaway so please bring writing samples of you using phrases like "I've decided to leave forever." and "Don't bother looking for me." so we can see that you are serious about getting into the role. We can send a car to pick you up, and don't worry about getting home, that will be taken care of too. Please contact the head of casting at [email protected]. Hope to hear from you soon. :)
Change it to Micah Scrotumz. Hehe, you know, like balls.
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot
kek
>'ve gotten Eddie Redmayne and Hunter Parrish from people.
Paris Bluebiatch
Zack Colgraff
>The email actually works
art vandelay
keith ledger
You know who you're talking to?
don't we have a friend at Brazzers already? let's help him out, Cred Forums
Moe Lester
>keith ledger
xXxPu55Y5LaY3R420xXx Muhammad
That way you get the Cred Forums, pothead, and European audiences too.
Numale Faggot
Mr. I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP SUCKING BLACK COCKS
Mike Poybussi
Scrog Scrogger
D'Marcus Williums
T.J. Juckson
T'varisuness King
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
Ibrahim Moizoos
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
J'Dinkalage Morgoone
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D'Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
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X-Wing @Aliciousness
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Donkey Teeth
Dan Smith