"Mustard?! I'm Ketchup, mother fucker! Mustard...."

"Mustard?! I'm Ketchup, mother fucker! Mustard...."

YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO

go outside

GOD DAMN!! I WANNA GET FUCKED!!

I'm a part time stripper and I do hair.

Imma beat yo ass with Charles as a matter of fact

Imagine being such a normie that you never experienced classic, pre-government involved internet.

What a sad weasel you are. I should kill you.

This is a dodge.

My suits so tight

hit you with your own pimp

I dont give a damn.
Im made out of laffy taffy mothafucka

Don't reply to me again.

>hasnt seen the video

Damn gina

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH HAHA

Shut the fuck up Charles

YOU GOT TWO CHOICES

I CAN EITHER TAKE THAT SHIT, OR YOU CAN GIVE IT WILLINGLY

Silly bitch yo weapons cannot harm me

YEAH, IM BAD. BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WORLD

Imma kill him, imma rape him, imma eat his fucking costume

DA NIGGUH GANGSTA

>OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND WE ABOUT TO HAVE A FUCKING RAPE PARTY UP IN HERE

You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.

>Jose Canseco don't get fucked by no crab

CHARLES

Not as long as I'm wearing these Jamaican colors

Juggernaut there is sone thing seriously wrong with you

>I... I... I'll give it willingly...

YEEEEEEAH, BITCH

Gladiators ready? Contestants ready?
We don't need no KY Jelly!

>Shut the fuck up Charles, you bitch.

JOSE CANSECO!!!

I'm made out of Laffy Taffy

Randy Hayes was, is and forever will be the best of MWE. The only person that could go completely unscripted and say the funniest fucking shit. The other black guy is good, too. The mexicans are mediocre.

god im laughing my ass off just reading the quotes in my head

have sex