"Mustard?! I'm Ketchup, mother fucker! Mustard...."
"Mustard?! I'm Ketchup, mother fucker! Mustard...."
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
go outside
GOD DAMN!! I WANNA GET FUCKED!!
I'm a part time stripper and I do hair.
Imma beat yo ass with Charles as a matter of fact
Imagine being such a normie that you never experienced classic, pre-government involved internet.
What a sad weasel you are. I should kill you.
This is a dodge.
My suits so tight
hit you with your own pimp
I dont give a damn.
Im made out of laffy taffy mothafucka
Don't reply to me again.
>hasnt seen the video
Damn gina
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH HAHA
Shut the fuck up Charles
YOU GOT TWO CHOICES
I CAN EITHER TAKE THAT SHIT, OR YOU CAN GIVE IT WILLINGLY
Silly bitch yo weapons cannot harm me
YEAH, IM BAD. BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WORLD
Imma kill him, imma rape him, imma eat his fucking costume
DA NIGGUH GANGSTA
>OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH AND WE ABOUT TO HAVE A FUCKING RAPE PARTY UP IN HERE
You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk.
>Jose Canseco don't get fucked by no crab
CHARLES
Not as long as I'm wearing these Jamaican colors
Juggernaut there is sone thing seriously wrong with you
>I... I... I'll give it willingly...
YEEEEEEAH, BITCH
Gladiators ready? Contestants ready?
We don't need no KY Jelly!
>Shut the fuck up Charles, you bitch.
JOSE CANSECO!!!
I'm made out of Laffy Taffy
Randy Hayes was, is and forever will be the best of MWE. The only person that could go completely unscripted and say the funniest fucking shit. The other black guy is good, too. The mexicans are mediocre.
god im laughing my ass off just reading the quotes in my head
have sex