I pledge, from this day forth, never to watch a super hero movie again. I am an adult who demands more from my entertainment than insipid stories of the Good Guy versus the Bad Guy. It is time to move on from the infantile characters of our collective childhoods. No, I will not support endless regurgitation of sequels put out by (((Hollywood))). I am tired of decade old plot lines retold ad infinitum which cater to the Chinese market and the adolescent-minded. I value my time and money, and I will no longer give either to aid creators who have nothing but disdain for me. The superhero genre ends now.
Signed,
A True Champion of Kino
Joseph Powell
condescending autistic bullshit like this just motivates me to do the opposite.
Daniel Reed
I like your spirit, kiddo
Christian Nelson
i watch capeshit ironically, just to laugh at how terrible it can be
Michael Jenkins
This. Thanks OP. :^)
Nicholas Howard
Oh quit being a pussy you uppity faggot.
These are just modern Westerns in terms of how much they spew them out.
Andrew Watson
Nigger i just watch Xmen apocalypse it was so shitty it was good.I will never stop paying for capeshit it has officaillly taken my comedy slot as far as cinema goes
Julian Bell
Truly, we have become reddit.
Jeremiah Ramirez
I pledge to never be as autistic as you.
Brandon Thompson
*cringe*
Bentley Harris
Signed. Thank you based user.
Luke Barnes
She took the pledge. Did you?
Henry Smith
But capeshit is usually what I watch during long flights whenever I travel.
They're great mindless drivel for those times.
Asher Myers
>taking oaths fuck off you autistic shit
Andrew Lee
>watching things ironically >doing things ironically kill yourself
Luis Anderson
kek found the capeshit austist.
If you are a fully grown adult and actually PAY to watch superhero/comic book films you are such an incredible waste of life that I actually feel sorry for you and your pathetic existence.
Jaxon Morales
kek another butthurt capeshit austist.
Why do you capeshit autists get so butthurt when you get called out on your austism?
Matthew Barnes
You actually took the time to type this shit. Kys.
David Martinez
You should probably stop traveling senpai It's a shit tier hobby
Jason Allen
So this is the power of autism... Whoa.
Caleb Brooks
Another butthurt manchild capeshit autist enters the room.
Andrew Allen
How do you find the pledge? Google search, google image search straight guys in parentheses, search straight guy muscle jocks. Search gay for pay on google image search to find and take the pledge.
Ryder Price
Based
Ryan Kelly
I can't wait for Doctor Strange!!
Logan Johnson
OP stop fishing for (You)s It's embarrassing
Cameron Barnes
I think taking frivolous oaths is idiotic so I must be butthurt capeshit fan, right?
Ryder Barnes
>Stop liking things I don't like. I'm no fan of capeshit, but god damn this attitude makes you look autistic.
Easton Sullivan
The last capeshit I watched was Ironman 1. It fucking sucked and I will never watch another capeshit again.
Connor Lewis
Agreed, some people just need to grow up, the amount of capeshit that gets praised is embarrassing- the movies are so fucking bad
Carson Stewart
I would take this oath, but then I wouldn't be able to watch the Raimi Spider-Man films again.
Juan Reyes
Am I allowed to watch for husbando related reasons
Brody Gomez
Surely the "grown up" thing to do is not get upset that people like things you don't?
Alexander Turner
I'm not upset though
Hunter Powell
Embarrassment isn't what you'd call an atypical response to people having different tastes to yours?
Tyler Ross
When an adult likes little ponies or superheroes then embarrassment is a pretty normal response
James Bennett
> Says the poor faggot
Top kek
Wyatt Brooks
Keep in mind that a large portion of Cred Forums is still in high school. You didn't honestly think you were arguing with a bunch of 28 year olds did you?
Owen Lewis
Why are you now conflating these two things? Why do you feel personally invested in the tastes of others?
I mean I get it, you don't like them. But why does that taste in media matter so much to you? Do you really feel so badly about yourself that you need to elevate yourself above others based on such a meaningless distinction?
People like things you don't and you have an irrational emotional response to it. That simply is silly.
Kevin Taylor
Thank god I ascended to capekino enlightenment
Grayson Ward
Captain America 2 was pretty good, bro.
Levi White
Anywhere else I'd assume you weren't serious.
Jack Phillips
Nope Literally any other form of entertainment is cheaper and more fun than traveling.
Eli Carter
>someone actually typed this out
Logan Reed
Pretty spergtacular eh?
Jace Jenkins
Does the oath include your high horse, or does he get to take his own pledge?
Nathan Mitchell
Nah m8. Dr. Strange and Justice League look pretty kino. I'm also strangely hyped for Wonder Woman.
Levi Edwards
But if I don't shitpost about not liking it, how will other people know I don't like it?
Hunter Brooks
No one cares though. Like what you like. Dislike what you dislike.
Christopher Perez
>Tfw I haven't watched any Capeshit since Iron Man came out
MCU ironically killed my love of the superhero genre, though I still like watching early 00s Capeshit out of nostalgia.
Bentley Robinson
Rewatched GoTG and Memepool recently and really enjoyed them. This post made me want rewatch Blade. Thank you.
Hunter Baker
>triggered capefags itt
Robert Jackson
I hear they are calling you "Mr Kino" these days. >In gay bars.
Isaac Phillips
no senpai
Hunter Nguyen
>motivates No it doesn't You already have the pedo sensibility to keep doing it
Ryan Lopez
Signed.
A kino connoisseur.
Nolan Reyes
Die capeshit die, fucking trash made by spineless dickless Hollywood shits.
Jayden Gutierrez
I'll sign your pledge OP.
Death to capeshit, viva la KINO!
Colton Powell
agree 100%
Jayden Reed
I mean your pledge sounds gay but I agree with the overall idea. I haven't watched capeshit in years.
Matthew Williams
I pledge, from this day forth, never to watch a super hero movie again. I am an adult who demands more from my entertainment than insipid stories of the Good Guy versus the Bad Guy. It is time to move on from the infantile characters of our collective childhoods. No, I will not support endless regurgitation of sequels put out by (((Hollywood))). I am tired of decade old plot lines retold ad infinitum which cater to the Chinese market and the adolescent-minded. I value my time and money, and I will no longer give either to aid creators who have nothing but disdain for me. The superhero genre ends now.
Adrian Cox
>tfw 2 inteligent for superheros movie
Jack Sullivan
Being anti-capeshit is the most normie bullshit you can be.
It's like those facebook posts where people go on about how they hate all these zombie movies or like real music and not Beiber or whatever.
It's pathetic and you need to calm your shit. Nobody cares if you want to avoid a certain type of movie. Caring what other people enjoy and declaring it makes you the saddest type of person.