Be careful sir, the cup is hot!
Be careful sir, the cup is hot!
Huh?
Just like my men.
Uhhh that's not my crab legs?
it's actually cold
Just like you ;]
You look different today Robert
t-this wasn't on my ration ticket
B-but the popcorn is right there!!
Baby want poppies!!
That's not my Coke Zero.
I laughed.
are you seriously trying to hand me that cup of coffee without a lid? how am i gonna drink it when the rollercoaster loops in the 3rd act
Nice. Strong, black and hot just like I like it. I only hope you haven't had your dick in it, or it would ruin everything forever.
HOL UP
So am I
What's your policy on singles?
>set up interesting villain for half a season
>kill him off right after giving him a full episode of character development
>replace him with le edge master who just coincidentally has known Luke Cage his entire life and an annoying entitled cunt
What the fuck were they thinking?
>New meme pickup
>HAI LADEEZ WANT COFFEE?
now this is a meme i can get behind
thats a big coffee
NICE AND HOT
12 dollars for this!?
COFFEE NICE AND HOT
y-you too
WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU?
I SAID I WANTED A LARGE
>Roll my eyes and take the cup anyway. I gave this guy a $40 tip and he treats me like an idiot?
>Cup is actually much too hot, I drop it and molten coffee splashes my crotch.
>Run to the showers screaming in pain, penis inspector won't let me in without an inspection.
>Group of women and their black boyfriends all laugh at my scalded dick.
>Finally get back to the lobby and my falcon has flown away.
>theater uses a coffee machine that brews at 500°C burning the beans
/thread
Tell me Cred Forums, what did he mean by this """"coffee""""?
...
Were these beans fair trade?
Where's Robert? At least he would ask me to tip.
I LIED
Well bargained and done.
It was time to pray sir.
>mfw that's the thin cup