Host: Emily Blunt
Musical Guest: Bruno Mars
SNL General
Blunt you say?
Who /readyforconservashitwhiningallthread/ here?
Record: Corrected™
And off we go!
La da da da da dada...
stream?
I'd imagine NBC streams it for free on their website
>I WUZ gonna post a link, but then I got high.
>another Saturday of getting drunk alone and watching mediocre sketch comedy with my internet pals
This is unironically the highlight of my week
any working streams for a poor canacuck who can't stream off NBC's website?
Post nudes
So how bad will the opening be when the election is over?
Link to stream?
Mate, get an antenna. Are you that poor?
>unironically the highlight of my week
Isn't it tho
Right there with you
>cecily in that wig
god
DAMN
That is horrifyingly relatable.
Can't wait for Bobby as Ken Bone.
It will still be good because they will still have Baldwin every week since Trump will win.
>actually, literally believing this
LOL
>not remotely camera ready
Ain't that the truth.
>Live stream unavailable in your area
Fuck
Bobby Bone!
Baldwin's mannerisms are pretty good, especially the lip frowns
Why does Cecily sound like she's about to cry?
>mistresses
she's doing a pretty good impression of martha raddatz
+1 :)
That was actually pretty funny.
Its funny because its true.
ITS KEN BONE!!!!
haha le epic red sweater guy
I'm not sure what I expected.
ding ding ding
Ken bone epin lol
YOU READY FOR THIS!
Mooney is money
inb4 singing monologue
>there are people in this world who still watch saturday night live
>you share a board with them
You Emily blunt will reference the office or jan?
She just played that sing maid so...
SHOULDN'T YOU BE REHEARSING YOUR ONE TYPE OF CHARACTER, MOONEY?
YOU SHOULD BE PRACTICING BEING A VAGUELY NEW YORK, VAGUELY ITALIAN SARCASTIC QUIRKY GUY INSTEAD OF POSTING ON Cred Forums
Bruno Mars is pretty cool as far as top 40 pop goes
They won't do that two weeks in a row.
He needs to be in more skips ťbh
desu I have no idea who emily blunt is besides she's a sweet piece of ass
>blond
D R O P P E D
Spoke too soon, buddy.
>monologue song
Clockwork.
Welp.
Looks like you guessed right.
rekt bitch
well fuck
She cucked Jenna Fisher
>it's a musical monologue with appearances from cast members
Every time
>its a musical monologue
Cute doggos
D'AWWWWWWW!
Damn, Cecily fat
Well, those puppers are pretty cute.
Cecily looks great pregnant
that_one_twitter_picture.jpg
Is Cecily pregnant?
Why do my hangovers now last 12+ hours after I wake up bros?
>Judy Garland died of a drug overdose
sorry to be Debbie Downer
>that new chick
muh villapeñor
What dirt does Pete Davidson have on Lorne Michaels that allows him to be on this show?
You aren't starting drinking again soon enough
You're getting older my man. Sorry
That woman cannot sing
Drink a glass of water like once you fucking cretin.
Yeah that kinda sucks.
Hehehe that's one way of handling it XD
Are you a lightweight?
Do you drink often?
Those factors and more, up at 11.
No really, those may be your problem areas.
Nothing. He's there out of pity because muh dad died on 9/11
>SNL's laziness and lack of originality scored me some free (You)s
>Bad Santa 2
Did anyone ask for this?
God I hate pete davidson with his air jordans. I wish I was on SNL at 22 and not sitting here sober watching some shitty variety show no joke bullshit reeeee
Naproxen, weed and Mcdonald's is pretty dope for hangovers though :P
My theory on the over-abundance of musical monologues is that the hosts demand them. I imagine actors like showing off their pipes because it diversifies their acting portfolio or w/e. Basically just shilling for themselves.
another shit episode incoming
who else is gonna turn and watch JJBA?
He apparently has a pretty moderate fan base from standup and being on guycode.
I hear.
Last week was inevitable and at least made the most sense compared to previous musical monologues.
>leslie jones as an escort
Yeah like 10 years ago
>Tom Hanks hosting next week
tfw there won't be an animatronic sketch
SHE'S SO BIG
...
Hader did it best
>we're gonna be getting a Sully parody instead
I want to put things in Emily's mouth.
>leslie jones in the first sketch
gonna be a shit night lads
I was mixing vodka with gatorade.
I had 13 1.5oz shots of vodka last night and still feel awful
>Leslie Jones
I'd ask for a refund.
I would want to do a musical monologue if I ever got to host, though I'm not the best singer.
I wish I could do America from West Side Story, but I'm not Puerto Rican.
I used to go with Wendy's chili before I went full blown daily drinking
this is so awful
>tfw my favorite SNL meme is dead
SHE'S SO STRONG
These are supposed to be the Trump kids right?
that wasn't even a good Stewie impression
Why Leslie instead of Sasheer? Why is she hardly used? Did she gross out Lorne with her weird scarred arms one too many times?
>shitty premise they do 3 times a show and Leslie is supposed to be hot
primo snl tho Emily is very hot
Wow, Leslie's cue card guy is slow tonight
>tfw lost my GIF of him in my folders somewhere
These two new guys, Mikey Day and whatshisname, sure are getting a lot of work early in the season. I think these guys have gotten more sketches so far than Rudnitsky got all last season.
This is my first time watching SNL.
Where are the jokes? When does it get funny?
Seriously?
don't care about escort emily's quirks
would still bang without abandon
Go look for it. Don't post again until you find it.
Harambe is getting way too much time this year
Nowhere and never.
>Breaking already
Nice Emily
fucking hell man, one thing is for sure, drugs are totally epic *hits the bong* *licks his paw*
>losing your virginity to Leslie Jones
Pls no
Sasheer is comedy blackhole.
Leslie can be funny sometimes.
Crisis averted, thanks for the motivation!
We don't watch this show for jokes, we watch it to have our political opinions validated by the weekend update guys
>family guy references
GEE LOIS, THAT SKETCH WAS WORSE THAN THAT TIME I DROPPED AN F BOMB LIVE ON SNL
Must they do a Melania sketch every fucking episode????
Excellent. You've done well user.
This isn't funny either.
I don't understand a word of this
this desu
without their informed opinions I wouldn't know anything!
Yeah it's like compassion time. Poor ape got fucked on social networks so we gotta put her on screen more.
My god, they're even doing the girl rap sketch two weeks in a row too.
Is this some Beyonce song or something?
Hader was THE shit.
Where is this laughter being piped in from?
What's he even doing now?
and that is why cuckwork TV is thankfully dying
oh this is a beyonce parody
i just got it
Archived footage from SNL circa late 80s
Not much in the past years really... He did stuff on IFC and now he got a show on HBO which sounds cool at least: deadline.com
saw him on that fake doc show in sundance? or ifc?
>4 weeks, 4 episodes in a row without a break
Man this episode is bad enough already. The writers are clearly on fumes. I'm scared for next week but hopefully they bring out their A material for Hanks.
Fuck me. I thought that was her that got fired. She recovered well though. Getting BLEACHED by captain america and such.
You'd think they'd spend the 5 months they have off on coming up with decent material for the show.
Last week was honestly 10/10 ep except all the fucking conservative tears drowning the thread
You do know that a large portion of the content is based on what happened THAT WEEK, right?
No worries see its shit, they're lazy
is qua kino?
All right, this actually got me.
What are you even talking about?
Does she not know how to do an American accent?
yeah except weekend update and the music and the last 6 sketches
I'd place it above 'flick', really.
I do like the self-referential shit
but I do wish they listened to themselves a little
Aside from the cold open and WU, not really. Most of it is original concept sketches like what you're seeing now.
> Starting the show with calling Hillary "president"
> Objectivity
> None
Last week was horrible as this week is.
Hes dating larry davids daughter
They just can't end sketches well.
>Chonk
Lel
CHONK
>you will never chonk vanessa
The whole fucking movie in a trailer, I swear
Okay, I laughed at that.
>HEAD TO TOE CHONK
Meh, arrival looks kind of average guys. The director is good so I'll go off of that.
>That cunny in those black legging
Why was the ass so nice? They couldn't find an anorexic little girl?
>and try our menswear store: normal clothes
Tippity top kek
>Trump Ad
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS IT JUST FANTA SEA
He's not gonna do a Spotify sketch again, right?
Well, this is different
Anorexic girls don't shop at lil CHONK
>shorts
nice try bruno
your local station
Me in the Mets shirt
Well, this is certainly a new approach to the musical acts.
This is one elaborate musical number. I kind of appreciate the unconventionality. I just wish he wasn't doing this pseudo-rap thing.
Holy shit it's Eazy-E
The other dude is wearing leather shorts
he;s obviously lip synching. this is terrible
>Bruno is the only act in a long time that they actually put effort into
This shit was old ten years ago.
>user turn your stupid tv show off and come party with us!
What was?
absolutely_disgusting.jpg
Prepare for Hilary shilling
No thanks I don't want to get Hep C.
Prepare for conservashit mad
Fucking hell.
The jokes are shit, bro
Jokes are terrible.
More soapboxing.
>0% with minorities
Pretty sure he's doing better than both of Obama's opponents. Plus Poo in Loos love him
>Wikileaks mention
Colin Jost will be having an "accident" soon
Is Weekend Update doing jokes or political analysis? Cause this shit isn't funny at all.
Was there a point to showing that map of the US?
shit, I need that screenshot
Olya!
>Kate McKinnon will never hold you against her bosom
Why even live?
They're better off finding goofy news reports at least it would be interesting.
I can't believe people look to this for political views
wtf was that redneck shit we're definitely going to war with russia?
Fuck you NBC I aint going to war you bitch
I heard a hiss during the war part too
Great, time to joke about wikileaks and not give any attention to all the blatant corruption and collusion that they've revealed. It's Russia that's the bad guys goys! Don't pay attention to what's in the e-mails!
He called all soldiers poor rednecks
Old man from Up is actually a huge liberal in real life.
This.
Touching sensible subjects like the Podesta emails in a totally useless and informationless way.
I would never thought I'd say this but I miss Seth Meyer's weekend updates.
"When we go to war with russia I need all you rednecks fighting for my black ass, no liberals fighting!"
This is what I just heard on TV. They dismiss us as ignorant and backwater... and then expect us to pick up arms for them?
>kate mckinnon will never tickle your nose then kiss your cheek
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Explains why liberals like to start wars.
SWEDEN YES
>SWEDEN
Colin Jost has the personality of a slice of bread
He made war with russia seem like an inevitability. I have more respect for stupid rednecks than holier than thou intellectuals
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NEWS
TALKIN' 'BOUT NEEEEWWS
I fucking love Laura.
W A I F U
A
I
F
U
Disney XD!
This is my favorite Vanessa character
>second highest rape right in the world
>best country for young girls
>mfw
L O L I
O
L
I
>From this network!
Ha.
Finally something funny! :D
this character isn't always funny, but she's on point tonight
Seth is doing a terrible job with the political segment in his show. Hg couldn't even give Trump a compliment when he hit Hilary with the "you'd be in jail" bit
HELLO REBBIT
hey what's up, Cred Forums
I can safely say I'd molest Vanessa knowing it will never show up on Reddit if I become famous
I don't understand this character. What's her fucking problem?
I guess this is her last episode
Hi.
How is everything?
Pretty sure she shouldnt have said that
Not the first time they've mocked NBC.
Apologize.
I'd buy her some furniture and fruit bouquet, if you know what I mean
I'm getting really sick of Che's smug nigger routine
I'm waiting for them to mercilessly mock "This is Us."
Vanessa Bayer is actually funny, but she has the worst reoccurring characters in all of comedy history.
>tfw love Laura but she serves as a stark reminder Seth took Jacob with him when he left
why is pete davidson ever in sketches
>Walk on the Wild Side in a phone ad
>censor that the song is about transvestites and gay prostitutes, and the line about "colored girls"
Who /JoJo/ here?
Yeah that's all I've been thinking about, she really never did that character again since he left right?
So this is how they're compensating for less commercial time. More in-show corporate shilling.
Not gonna happen
This is hell.
You can tell Davidson was laughing at the Muppet bit
Is this an ad? It must be right, or else they would just use a fake restaurant
Awful nonetheless
He smiles or laughs at everything. He's awful.
Don't think so, no.
>cheetos fries really exist
They admitted this
Nah we even seen the burger king ad at the end! Total ad!
>dude sinks lmao
>sink
Inb404
My friends just put this exact sink in the house they're building.
That's a shame. They have the perfect cast for it. Maybe once it gets more established. It's obviously the network darling for this season.
wtf I love sinks now
Gargling is my fetish
these days? as if.
>it's a "we let the actress non-comedic host come up with a bit" sketch
was there a joke there?
Was there a secret image in that sink?
And they're the most disgusting thing ever.
It looks like a splash of water.
Those are not the fries, those are the mac bites that were discontinued a few weeks after they started. The fries are new.
Cool! Happy she's still doing it!
We /honda/ now
Oh that's even better! :-/
sploosh
I'm not sure I exactly understand this.
Kate is getting turned on from this
>trying to make kate break
SHE WON'T DO IT
How moist is kate mckinnon right now?
I stand corrected. Still not as often as I'd like.
DOOD
So terrible
NO DISASSEMBLE
IM A LOUD BLACK LADY tech department flavor this episode
Aquaman would drown.
do you think she wants emily's quesadilla?
Who /Timeless/ here?
This is genuinely one of the worst episodes I've seen in a while. "Chonk" was okay but that's it. Hopefully they come up with something decent in the last 10 minutes.
Tasty, cheesy, gooey quesadilla
Am I literally the only human bean that doesn't like Bruno mars?
My mom is...
can barely hear him, already took out his ear piece
why is snl so shitty with audio for the fucking music guest it always happens
U a good sun
>tfw I wanted to watch a planet earth episode but watched this shit instead.
What's a good PE episode? I also wanted to watch The Hunt but can't find it anywhere
As far as top 40 pop goes, I think he's pretty good
I'm not a fan but i can respect him. It can't be easy for a manlet to make it as far as he has
No I hate his guts too. He has some pipes but I hate his guts anyway.
aw boi
>scottish cecily
muh dingaroo
>Joe "Likes 'em when they're bitin and fightin'" Biden. On Fallon.
DUDE BREXITERS ARE DUMB LMAO
OI M8
vodlocker is your friend
any britfriends here to say if they're getting chavs right?
In all fairness, I don't think Brits would watch SNL when Americans barely tolerate it.
Is Gemma in that new Ben Affleck movie the accountant?
You'd think Emily would nail it.
>We bake just as well as we shag
AM I BOVERED??
I want Capaldi hosting now
No that's titmouse
>10/10 in britbongistan
GBBO needs moar chavs.
Who's hosting next week?
Otm Shank
>this serve.gov commercial
did they intentionally pull it off of VHS?
With Gaga as the musical guest.
Time for MIDNIGHT MOONEY
MOONEY!!
>Burger King
>Honda
>Petco
Did I miss any?
nah
>Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf parody with hamsters
heady
How did people react to Michael Che saying he changed into a cuck when he criticized Trump for the pussy tape?
That Spengbeb's gonna move!
This is classic traditional SNL and I like it.
Wut?
I figured it out why SNL sucks. They get Theater Majors instead of comedians off the street
meta
I want that giant sock
This is the kind of weird concept sketches they need to do more of. I mean, it's not THAT funny but it's out there, and SNL needs more of that
Buried in a New Balance box you say?
it didn't work at all
that was a quickass change
yep. watch the supposed shit period with Norm, Sandler, Spade and Farley where they are all comics and most of them come from middle class/ lower class homes. They like telling jokes more than telling stories or showing how clever they are and it shows. This period is honestly shit
>tfw I wear new balance
Michael Che was scolding Trump a couple of weeks ago and admitted he was bad to women, a womanizer or something to that effect but he had changed
And another shockingly mediocre SJW Night Live in the books.
i'm pretty sure i just caught kate sniffing emily's hair when they hugged
it's okay, i would've too
And now... back to White Chicks
look at that diversity
ANyone have the link to the video with her and nina hartley?
r8 the episode, lads
I give it a D+. Terribly unfunny. Emily Blunt was almost nonexistent for the whole show. Chonk and the hamster sketch were alright at best, but everything else was a dud.
Where can a guy get a screenie of Jost peeking through kate's bust?
>its an Ashely gets fondled by chads on First Look
Netflix it is
They aren't interested in talent, it's too hard to find and develop. They'd rather just hire friends of (((friends))) and tell you they're funny.
It's a good feel.
They're good shoes Brent :)>
are you a flat foot i need the arch in mine. Just bought some
its just really scripted it seems and Lorn needs to fucking retire and let someone from those days take it over. Seems everyone is just keeping there jobs there and never really did anything funny.
I have no idea, I bought a pair of 608's for work years ago and they were super comfy so I've stuck with the brand ever since.
Never paid attention to the number or the model of the shoe before I ordered online. I just got some crossfit track something or another that looked good and in my size.
Too bad Kate didn't smoke an actual cigarette like she used to for that one weekend update charachter
>Kate is so committed to the bit she smokes the filter
Not him but I wear New Balance too. I get them because they have lots of wide sizes.
I love you guys
Documentary Now! It's honestly very funny and creative, I recommend it.
fuck my feet aren't wide but i kept seeing responses on the shoes i got about the wideness.
I got 10 1/2 D(M) and fucking shit just realize I ordered shibari lub too
youtube.com
Kate pulls hair real well thanks to her teacher Nina Hartley.
Also known as Ed Asner...
She got so wet. Kate isn't that good of an actress.