>When Vijay Jojo Chokal-Ingam published a memoir last month called “Almost Black: The True Story of How I Got Into Medical School By Pretending to Be Black,” his sister, the comedian Mindy Kaling allegedly said it would “bring shame on our family.” Chokal-Ingam told The Post that it was his sister who was the problem: “You play a slut on national TV, and you think this [book] will bring shame on the family?”
>Poor Vijay. Like many of us, he has missed the memo from today’s PC society that being a slut is good. But pointing out that affirmative action can hurt others is bad.
>The True Story of How I Got Into Medical School By Pretending to Be Black
I'm philipino and I put "mixed race" on all of my job applications. I've had a much higher response rate since I started doing this.
Fuck whites and their racist hiring policies...
Affirmative Action = pure government sponsored racism
WE SHOULD ALL PUT BLACK on our job applications
Camden Cooper
Vijay bringing the bantz
>Poor Vijay. Like many of us, he has missed the memo from today’s PC society that being a slut is good.
OY VEY
Charles Thomas
Based VJ
Christopher Diaz
Indians hate sluts. Hell they even abort most female fetuses so they won't risk having to raise a slut.
Ethan White
Hey man, looks you like you have a pretty good grasp of English. Well done! :)
Jose Martinez
>Fuck whites and their racist hiring policies... >Affirmative Action = pure government sponsored racism >WE SHOULD ALL PUT BLACK on our job applications
I work in HR. If you put mixed race "black" as your race, there is almost no Legal way for us to refute this.
There have been a dozen court cases on race/lineage for job applicaitons and none of them have stood up in court.
You can basically just put "BLACK" as your race for all of your applications and there's little we can do to check.
And btw... being black does help you tremendously in professions with quotas or pseudo affirmative action
Justin Morales
Is he our guy?
Carter Jones
They both love and hate them. They have the weirdest fucking attitude towards sex and women.
Logan Allen
2nd generation. born in America. But as far as jobs and schools are concerned, I'm black.
Ryan Cooper
Wait, you Yanks have to put your race on a resume?
Why?
Kevin Harris
Well thanks to the new sjw world we are moving uni you can 'feel black'. Transracial is the way to beat affirmative action and also make fun of the whole trans system
Chase Torres
This guy can poo in my loo any time.
Jeremiah Sullivan
It's a shame that you need to do a job interview.
William Mitchell
>Wait, you Yanks have to put your race on a resume?
Yes. All job applications will ask.
America has very racist hiring practices. You get special consideration and priveliges if you're Black.
Look up: Affirmative Action and Hiring Quotas
You'll get tons of articles justifying why this specific racism in hiring practice is "ok" in america.
Oliver Perry
does "hispanic" have the same effect?
Justin Jackson
Thanks for the info Toby Now fuck off you monster
Ethan Young
>Like many of us, he has missed the memo from today’s PC society that being a slut is good
no wonder western civilization is falling to pieces
William Hall
BASED INDIA MASTER RACE
Grayson Smith
that stupid part in the applications where they ask:
>Are you Hispanic or Latino? Yes/No
>What race? (Presents all options but Hispanic/Latino)
???
Colton Diaz
You literally have the BBC posting job ads for non-whites only.
Juan Nguyen
No. Only that you're not allowed to discriminate against hispanics.
But unless you're in government work, there are few places that have hiring quotas for hispanics.
Qutoas to fill for unqualified blacks are common.
Also alot of companies have pseudo Max/Limit quotas for Asians/Indians to keep them from hiring too many
Isaiah Morgan
>Wait, you Yanks have to put your race on a resume?
yup
see
>America has very racist hiring practices. You get special consideration and priveliges if you're Black.
Christian Perry
>Indian pretending to be Black
POO IN THE ZOO
also respect to him for doing the plot of Soul Man in real life
Elijah Ross
>What race? (Presents all options but Hispanic/Latino)
Hispanic/Latino is an ethnicity, the racial range of latin america is very broad
Nolan Wright
>says an user on Cred Forums
Nicholas Ortiz
Thats gotta be the gayest thing anyone has ever said, your ass must be huge from all the poo going in and coming out of there.
Nathan Thomas
>back and forth forever
Camden Walker
Jesus christ, I'm pretty happy to live in a part of the world where you get hired for the weight of your qualifications and not your genetic makeup.
Fucking hell.
Camden Martinez
Technically wops are Latinos but merrikans think they're white for some reason.
Ethan Gonzalez
What? Only black people can go to medical school? Also it's just scheme to boost sales of his book. Nobody would even hear about it if not the shitstorm they're trying to create.
Jason Thompson
Funny thing is, as someone who's worked overseas and in the states
Your american blacks are by far, some of the most racist, mysogynistic, biggoted people on this planet.
And yet they cry racism as a tool to get special privilege for themselves like Affirmative Action.
Its like 'mericans have been taking crazy pills for the past few decades.
Ryder Bennett
>Despite mediocre grades and board scores, he was interviewed by 11 of the 14 elite medical schools he applied to and was admitted to one Wow it's almost like he's a WASP kid with wealthy parents with connections?\
>how to get into elite school with shit grades be a white wealthy legacy with shit grades or be black with shit grades
one of those ways was how both Jared Kushner (trumps son in law) and Josh Kushner both got into harvard by the way. This has been proven.
Ian Peterson
In Britain?
Xavier Wood
Where? Cause trying to get work in a STEM field in Australia if you're a male is next to impossible unless you know someone.
Xavier Turner
> Caucasian > African > Hispanic > Asian > Native American JACKPOT
Ryan Green
>Your american blacks are by far, some of the most racist, mysogynistic, biggoted people on this planet. >And yet they cry racism as a tool to get special privilege for themselves like Affirmative Action.
Ironic, isn't it?
Brandon Perry
>Not everything went as planned. During a med school interview, an African American doctor angrily confronted me for not being black. Cops harassed me. Store clerks accused me of shoplifting. Women were either scared of me or found my bald black dude look sexually mesmerizing. What started as a scam to get into med school turned into a twisted social experiment, teaching me lessons I would never have learned in the classroom. lol he's fucking trolling this shit is made up and a comedy book
Justin Wright
>unicode ballot boxes not visible well this was pointless
Wyatt James
>or found my bald black dude look sexually mesmerizing
what
Ryan Foster
>I'm philipino and I put "mixed race" on all of my job applications. I've had a much higher response rate since I started doing this.
Smart man
I would do this also, but I'm white as shit
Kayden Sanchez
Ironically, it's to combat racist hiring practices.
Easton Morris
>I work in HR. If you put mixed race "black" as your race, there is almost no Legal way for us to refute this. >There have been a dozen court cases on race/lineage for job applicaitons and none of them have stood up in court.
I always wonder how companies deal with this.
I guess they just have to accept whoever says they're "black" or else risk a huge legal battle and some seriously bad PR
Christopher Anderson
Did you do 23andme or that ancestryDNA shit? If not, do it. Even if something comes up 1%, you can ride that shit.
Joseph Collins
>I would do this also, but I'm white as shit
Doesn't stop you from having cherokee heritage breh
Camden Perez
>Cops harassed me. Store clerks accused me of shoplifting. Wow so he experienced racism that he didn't experience before he became black? It's almost like maybe that's what the affirmative action is trying to combat?
Charles Hughes
It's a lot similar with Muslims here in the UK, anything even remotely critical and they scream racism, it's how they got away with fucking thousands of children for so long.
Aiden Hughes
Operation based in Hong Kong but work all through SEA and just finished up contract in Middle East.
Kiwi, but adopted from eastern europe after that whole balkan thing in the late eighties. So my name/skin tone is about as ambiguous as you could get, even though I can only speak english in a "sweet-as bro" kiwi accent.
Levi Flores
>Did you do 23andme or that ancestryDNA shit? If not, do it. Even if something comes up 1%, you can ride that shit.
That's the thing...
Those tests have like a 5% margin of errror and then they tell literally every test taker they're 1% black.
There have been no cases that stood up in court when the applicant really tries to defend his "blackness" with this pseudoscience
Jackson Phillips
Not him but I feel for you brother As a minority, you get a leg up in everything especially when it comes to uni and scholarships My best friend is white and he couldnt get financial aid and fuck trying to get a scholarship for being white in STEM
Alexander Clark
Don't know what ethnicities he has until he tries it. I mainly suggested it so that user doesn't feel guilt for ticking off "mixed race" in applications.
Nathaniel Diaz
>trying to get work in a STEM field in Australia if you're a male is next to impossible unless you know someone. So youre saying the stem field in your country is dominated by women?
Owen Torres
>America has very racist hiring practices. You get special consideration and priveliges if you're Black.
As an Asian, this fucking pisses me off to no end.
And then to watch these privileged niggers still cry and whine to get more favors is fucking pathetic.
Easton Martin
>exposing that blacks actually get handed shit for being black >explosing his worthless cunt sister
This poo in loo is based as fuck
Henry Murphy
>My sister has engineered public and private plots against her many frenemies in Hollywood" including allegedly trying to sabotage the sister of her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Nugent, by secretly asking her agents at William Morris not to represent the rising playwright after promising that she would help her
wew
Charles Morgan
>the memo from today’s PC society that being a slut is good >SJWs actually believe most people think this way
Robert Campbell
No, they just have to hit gender quotas now and they're trying to build it up since it used to be 99% male. A lot of my friends in the field are losing their shit at it cause they're hiring chicks with no experience and it results in them having to do more work.
Mate of mine almost quit his job cause he was working there for five years, got looked over for a promotion cause they hired a chick that had been there for a year or so.
Mason Edwards
Vijay is redpilled as fuck
Adam Foster
If you're Asian you pretty much have to be better than everybody else to compete. Asian tiger moms were right after all.
Lincoln Moore
I'd never let a non-white or female doctor/surgeon touch me if I were conscious to make the decision.
Zachary Morris
Post vocaroo pls
Michael Clark
>Cops harassed me. Store clerks accused me of shoplifting. Women were either scared of me or found my bald black dude look sexually mesmerizing. wow it's almost like blacks face a certain type of hardship that others don't in america? It's almost like he was treated like a criminal without being one based on his percieved ethnicity.
Maybe if that can happen on the street it could happen at a school admission or at a job application.
>exposing that blacks actually get handed shit for being black
How is he based when he's so dumb he has to resort to pretend being black
Jack Wood
>tfw blonde haired blue eyed Aryan Youth poster boy and both families are of Scandinavian descent >marked Native American ancestry on my college admissions and I'm pretty sure it helped me get in to my school of choice because my grades were shit
Those were different times though, now you have to prove your ancestry if you're gonna get scholarships and entry for being a minority like that. At least that's what I heard. Maybe you can say you're "TransNative" and it'll work.
I assumed the last line of the greentext was OP's own addendum, but it's real what the actual fuck.
Adam Bailey
If I put Other: Slav, what happens?
Caleb Richardson
I put mixed race black on all my applications 2bh
Isaiah Watson
I put "Other: Turk" on my college admissions and they handed me a mop.
Elijah Gomez
no america, not all the world is american or european, theres a lot of countries
Easton Thomas
If I'm part Italian can I put "mixed"?
Ryder Ward
kek, he's funnier than she is. cunts btfo.
Ethan Reed
Being Native American is a bigger deal than being a nigger or a spic though
>pic related
Jose Carter
You can put black as far as I'm concerned.
Andrew Jackson
>tfw Asian >tfw med school admissions committees are going to give my spot to latrell jamarcus > feels bad
Jack Gonzalez
I got more female attention pretending to be a thug nigga than a dravidian workcel. Shocking.
Isaac Morgan
...
Parker Torres
I won't comment on whether that's sound business or not, but it's more justifiable and less racist than what goes on in the US. Whereas your race probably has nothing to do with the value you can generate as, let's say, an accountant, if you're appearing onscreen (I'm assuming that's what the BBC's hiring for), then your appearance, race included, is a big part of the package you're selling. It's totally reasonable that someone hiring for the screen would consider race, since audiences' decision to tune in or not may hinge on that factor. Then again, isn't the BBC a public entity? If it were a private channel they should hire whomever they want, but I can see the case being made for public broadcasting being required to accurately reflect the racial makeup of the country.
Juan Carter
kek
Evan Davis
When you have banners on public buses that reminds the public that having sex with 12 year olds is wrong you know your society is poo in the loo
Christian Cooper
He looks more like Mindy Kaling than she does
Jackson Cook
>uses the term yank >I'm not British you ignorant American!!
Brody Thomas
You're definitely mexican
Cameron Brown
>tfw I thought I was just Japanese-Italian >Find out a bunch of things I'm not surprised about >Then find out I'm significantly Irish
Looks like someone in my family tree got POTATOED.
Leo Howard
He could be a deluded Canadian
Liam Davis
from your mouth to God's ears, paisan. fuckin' moolies amirite
Luke Gutierrez
Go get 'em, tiger.
Bentley Russell
>I put mixed race black on all my applications 2bh
"Mixed race + black" should be the box that EVERYONE checks on their applications.
Again, it's impossible to disprove legally, and few companies will try to fight it.
In fact, most companies appreciate this because it will allow them to hire actually qualified candidates, instead of being forced to hire unqualified blacks.
Lucas Turner
HERRO TOP OF MORNING TO YOU HOP SING GO BEDDY BYE CHOP CHOP
Adam Taylor
He got into his lowest rated school by changing his race.
Not really that big a deal. There are better examples
Josiah Martinez
>I'd never let a non-white or female doctor/surgeon touch me if I were conscious to make the decision.
You'd only weasel out of it by pretending to be unconscious.
Nicholas Jones
>north africa >black
Caleb Diaz
>In fact, most companies appreciate this because it will allow them to hire actually qualified candidates, instead of being forced to hire unqualified blacks.
Adding:
Keep in mind quotas and Affirmative Action is FORCED on most companies by the government.
If the companies had their own choice, they would hire the most qualified candidates on Merit, which is why they don't mind skirting the Affirmative Action laws.
They only need to report up to the government that they hired "3 blacks" and the government rarely ever audits.
John Cook
>Not really that big a deal.
welcome to Cred Forums
Wyatt Reyes
>Wait, you Yanks have to put your race on a resume?
Now that you actually ask that, I'm wondering why as well. All this time I never even thought of it really. Now I'm all MFW.
Carter White
Say you're trans and you'll get into pretty much any school now. Stick a bow in your hair and borrow some of your gf's makeup until admissions are over. Easy as your mom.
Jordan Allen
>walk into doctor's office >see this
what do?
Gavin Moore
Thank you for this just the laugh I needed to kick this hangover.
Carson Richardson
>If the companies had their own choice, they would hire the most qualified candidates on Merit
You're too precious.
Jackson Young
did you just graduate or something?
You didn't realize companies need to fill racial quotas for unqualified black candidates to make themselves "look good"?
William Collins
Fight all the other Cred Forums edgelords for the right to go down on him.
Jackson Hall
I stopped working in the 1980s. I've never needed to look for a job since. We didn't have that type of question on job applications and it wasn't a requirement on resumes. The only times anyone wanted that info was for driver's license.
Ayden Parker
>If the companies had their own choice, they would hire the most qualified candidates on Merit, which is why they don't mind skirting the Affirmative Action laws.
> Be Asian > have 4.1 GPA (AP courses) > get 1410 on SAT (old scoring) > get passed by every Ivy
My Rage When
> Nigger in my class with at 1280 and 2.9 GPA gets accepted to Cornell
David Morris
thats really not true user.
Lucas Reyes
Hi5 him and ask if I can have a set of the female twins for my own personal experiments.
Jack Bailey
how the fuck do you confused an asian with a black? he dont even look black ffs
Nathaniel Lewis
>Told my family >the Japanese side all agreed that if it's on their side it must have been a sailor with extra pocket change >the Italian side said that they were 100% Italian even though my great-great-great grandmother was a black-amazonian indian mix
Jonathan Jones
Why? He wasn't even doing good science in the first place. It wasn't like Unit 731 where actual science was being done and there's moral/ethical issues over that information being used now.
Jacob Kelly
>> Be Asian >> have 4.1 GPA (AP courses) >> get 1410 on SAT (old scoring) >> get passed by every Ivy >My Rage When >> Nigger in my class with at 1280 and 2.9 GPA gets accepted to Cornell
Just wait until you get a real job and an incompetent Nigger who only speaks ebonics gets promoted to management over you because they need "more diversity in leadership"
Then you'll know true "equality" in a niggers eyes
Michael Sullivan
>Cornell Well, that's like the safety Ivy, so it's not saying as much that he got there.
Jose Davis
I've always felt sorry for Asians in the US. It's ridiculous that you have to work twice as hard as anyone else for the same opportunities because of your race. American society is seriously fucked up.
Angel Rodriguez
muh systemic racism is nothing more than a fairy tale used to hide black's failures. Immigrant blacks (people selected for their success) show vastly improved numbers on employment, education, wages, etc. than native african-americans, basically proving that the effect of explicit or implicit racism is negligible when it comes to black people's quality of life.
Jayden Morris
his cover letter was almost certainly better than yours.
I'm an admission officer at Vanderbilt. All you stupid chinks with your high scores and good grades from good schools are a diamond dozen. In fact, there's tons we can get direct from China who pay full tuition because they're international students, so we'd rather have them. Plus their foreign perspective is more interesting.
We look at the whole person when admitting. The truth is that with 1280 SAT and 2.9 GPA, the black kid can learn how to do the work, while your stupid chink ass can never figure out how to be interesting, non-autistic, or creative.
Actually, based on my work, I'd say that chinks have to leave school a bunch more and flunk classes because they think they're hot shit and when they get into general chem they fail and go into a tailspin and never recover because mom and dad aren't there to structure your whole life for you.
David Price
lol
Yeah, too bad I got passed by the "safety ivy" cuz I'm not some mouth breathing ape
Levi Allen
>tfw I'm this guy and the school I was talking about was Cornell
Should have done a rain dance or something. Cornell was full of Asians when I went there too, HUGE Asian community. I fucked my fair share of yellow qts while I was there. That place must have changed.
This guy knows. My 1460 on the SAT helped but that Native check definitely got me the ride. I barely went to classes my senior year of high school and had only sports as extra curricular activities.
Benjamin Rogers
>f How I Got Into Medical School By Pretending to Be Black gambling a bullshit system to win is good also this
Cooper Smith
Everyone can go to medical shool. Schools just have a "black quota" so you don't have to have the same grades as all other applicants. An absolute genius would be denied entry if they still need one more black person to fill their quota.
David Morgan
>being a slut is ok because empowerment >being called a slut is problematic because current year
Why are women retarded? Sex bots can't come soon enough.
Zachary Nelson
>> Be Asian >> have 4.1 GPA (AP courses) >> get 1410 on SAT (old scoring) >> get passed by every Ivy >My Rage When >> Nigger in my class with at 1280 and 2.9 GPA gets accepted to Cornell
This is a common scenario everywhere Famdango.
Fucking colleges will make up ridiculous shit to let a nigger in.
And the funny thing is, statistically, these Affirmative Action niggers have the lowest graduation rates and struggle the hardest.
they basically graduate with degrees like "african american histrory" or some shit like "psycology".... if they graduate at all.
Christopher Collins
Probably had something to do with your ECs
Bentley Clark
This dogma of "superficial diversity = strength" endemic to liberal types like you is seriously worth studying. It's almost religious.
John Adams
>being black gets you a job
Kek no having a nigger name is a red flag and there cases of people changing their names to sound whiter to get a job
Andrew Hall
This is wrong. SeeThey almost always graduate on time.
In my experience, it's the prep school retards who fuck up because they're finally on their own and don't know how to make decisions.
But please, keep talking out of your ass. It's hilarious. I'm sure they closest you've ever gotten to a top 20 school is the tour.
Adam Miller
>Sports and a 1460 SAT plus has had sex
I bet you a billion shekels you were a row team Chad and pledged a frat.
Benjamin Butler
Yes but you would have to get a job to afford one rather than wanking off on your mlp body pillow in the basement like you do.
Daniel Myers
They all seem pretty insufferable.
Parker Nguyen
>Probably had something to do with your ECs
Agreed. That chink's mix tape probably sucked ass.
Ryan Jones
I never said that. I'm going off of numbers and facts. But whatever, you can be as butthurt as you like Cred Forums.
Tell me again how Trump is winning in all the polls.
Kek. Umad. If you respond it just makes you look even more mad. Just walk away. You got own'd
Easton Butler
>And the funny thing is, statistically, these Affirmative Action niggers have the lowest graduation rates and struggle the hardest. >they basically graduate with degrees like "african american histrory" or some shit like "psycology".... if they graduate at all.
So why do they keep forcing these niggers into schools they're not ready for?
Just for appearances?
No wonder college degrees aren't worth shit anymore.
Chase Bailey
>why do black people call each other niggers but get mad when i do it?
Jordan Sanders
I hope so. I'm tired of seeing a literal pile of feces every time someone posts her face.
Jonathan Walker
He's making shit up and wrong.
Justin Watson
>And the funny thing is, statistically, these Affirmative Action niggers have the lowest graduation rates and struggle the hardest.
What the hell do they expect? They're forcing unqualified niggers into classes they're not ready for.
Josiah Nelson
>tfw half-Persian on mother's side and tanned from Californian Sun >tfw put "mixed black" or similar option on my applications >tfw interviewers dare not question my racial background because they are scared to be called racist, even though my skin is whiter than theirs >tfw got into Stanford on mediocre grades
And I'm still slacking my way through university, sure to do so with jobs in some bullshit sector like marketing. Make the system work for you, don't work for the system ;)
Henry Williams
>Just for appearances?
Yes. To politicians, often filling a quota and hitting their "numbers" is their entire goal.
After the quotas are filled, they can pat themselves on the back and pretend everything is equal while these blacks still fail out of the colleges.
Cameron Myers
>So why do they keep forcing these niggers into schools they're not ready for?
superficial appearance of equality
Matthew Bailey
All data available says that what you are promoting is a failed system that actually harms all students, specially minority ones. The under-achieving blacks do graduate at a lower rate than others and perform worse, supporting stereotypes and increasing tension between racial groups.
Its like when I make fun of myself making fat jokes.
But I die inside when people make fun of my weight
Ayden Adams
So now I'm curious; I'm as white as they come, if I put "black" on a job application and then I show up to a job interview and you can clearly see I'm not black, what happens?
Do you just assume I have a black parent or something and it just doesn't show? Would you not even ask about it, because it's racist to? Am I still more likely to get the job at that point because I might be black? Or would you just get through the interview and throw my resume in the trash once I leave? Or do you just have to play along because you run the risk that I actually do have a black parent and I sue you for not hiring me because raycis?
Alexander Roberts
Swimming and rowing, Chi Psi for life!
Xavier Garcia
It's to do with shame. Being a slut is shameful. Being fat is shameful. You want to make light of it, but hate it when you realize other people see you as disgusting too. It's normal to think that way, the fix is to stop being a fat slut.
Ryan Cooper
you just described 98% of Cred Forums
Cooper Cook
so do you feel shame when you masturbate to mlp?
Jackson Cox
>All data available says that what you are promoting is a failed system that actually harms all students, specially minority ones. The under-achieving blacks do graduate at a lower rate than others and perform worse, supporting stereotypes and increasing tension between racial groups.
I've been saying this over and over: Affirmative Action hurts blacks.
All Affirmative Action does is to create a large pool of black workers who are under educated and unqualified for the world world.
In the real world, all it does is make Blacks with college degrees look incompetent and stupid. It makes the "dumb black" stereotype 100x worse.
Grayson Brown
I don't do that I masturbate to hentai porn like a healthy 4channer
Justin Morales
Cred Forums has its own mlp board which is mostly porn so nope, you still filth user.
Ayden Lopez
>it's literally illegal to hire whites in America Hilarious shit
Nicholas Bell
I had a classmate in HS who was white but often said he was black. We were all making fun of him until we met his dad who was black as fuck but had mixed parents. And yes the dad was the guy's biological father. So there's that.
Carson Gomez
>So now I'm curious; I'm as white as they come, if I put "black" on a job application and then I show up to a job interview and you can clearly see I'm not black, what happens?
We actually had one women tell us this and that her black side was from her great, grandmother.
The HR director never bothered to validate or verify her claim to race. How would he?
The last time Microsoft went to court on a case on racial hiring, it backfired on them and cost them a pretty penny.
Nathan Foster
Every federal contractor (i.e., every large employer in the US) has to disclose the race of job applicants to ensure its hiring process does not discriminate of the basis of a "protected" trait under federal law.
For example, being African American is a protected trait under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act. Therefore, an employer cannot refuse to hire a black applicant on the basis of race. However, under the Civil Rights Act, that black applicant or the federal government would have to sue the employer in order to get a remedy.
As a result, the reporting requirement seeks to preempt the need for a private cause of action by requiring all employers to report the race of their employees and applicants as a condition of doing business with the federal government. That is why these businesses will ask. These questionnaires are completely optional from the applicant's side, and all of them allow the users to refuse to disclose their race.
Despite all this, the federal government cannot compel employers to pursue affirmative actions policies, such as a hiring quotas. This would be a violation of the equal protection clause of the fourteenth amendment. On that point, the case law is unambiguous. Nonetheless, employers for the most part are free to pursue certain affirmative action policies on their own volition. This does not apply to governmental employers, which are considered governmental actors under the fourteenth amendment,
Henry Walker
I actually like Kaling, I think she's one of the very few good comic actresses out there, the only other one that comes to mine is Elizabeth Banks
Isaac Powell
>Look up your frat house >It's this
I audibly REE'd. Fucking Chads there isn't enough orange juice in the world for you. IT'S BIGGER AND NICER THAN THE BERGHOF YOU AREN'T THE FUHRER YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Leo Kelly
I knew a bunch of Indian kids in College. They were all pre-med. I bet if they have Indian on their applications it gets thrown into the pile with the 10 tons of jews trying to get in too. Putting black is sure to get him to the top of the list and they'll all be too pussy to question whether he's actually black or not.
His sister complaining about it is pretty fucking stupid.
Lincoln Thompson
>> Be Asian >> have 4.1 GPA (AP courses) >> get 1410 on SAT (old scoring) >> get passed by every Ivy >My Rage When >> Nigger in my class with at 1280 and 2.9 GPA gets accepted to Cornell
Isn't in ironic that in 2016, we LITERALLY have government policy that is very specifically racist?
Do fucking liberals and sjws not realize their hypocrisy? Or do liberals only care about niggers but not chinks?
Luke Peterson
Or
Lincoln Collins
I don't care about either.
Logan Robinson
Libs hate chinks because they're an immigrant success story and they usually vote Republican because a lot came from commie countries.
Chase Gutierrez
More Asians need to publically complain about this. When it's white people they get brow beaten down by calls of being racists.
Owen Peterson
From what I read, affirmative action in colleges is illegal but they bypass this by hiding the hiring process or using work-arounds. That's why independent research was needed to find that being black effectively increases your SAT score.
Owen Thomas
>ywn spend 4 years banging chicks in george washington's estate
Hunter Young
>ywn bang a chick anywhere
John Campbell
Breh calm down, may I suggest just being yourself?
Ethan Howard
Holy shit that image. 10/10 for the artistic talent alone.
Easton Perez
You don't have to. It's optional.
But, it is true that most big companies and firms are all-in on hiring a more diverse staff, so if you are of a different race it can help to let them know that on your application.
If you're white, don't even bother filling that part out. It will only hurt you and, sadly enough, there are HR depts. out there who will outright reject qualified white people for being white.
Justin Bailey
>tfw you live in a first world country Feels so fucking good man. How did you yanks allow it to come to this?
Jackson Sanders
theres a 0% chance you work in Admissions at a real school
Ryder Sanchez
That's an old picture anyway, you can't even see the basketball or tennis courts in that.
>tfw poorfag fraternity brother had never even had his own bedroom and shared a dorm room before coming to live in the house
He didn't even know what to do for like a week, that shit was hilarious.
Jaxon Powell
Porquoi?
Jordan Kelly
This is very unsettling.
David Clark
>Isn't in ironic that in 2016, we LITERALLY have government policy that is very specifically racist? >Do fucking liberals and sjws not realize their hypocrisy? Or do liberals only care about niggers but not chinks?
Liberals are attention whores.
They'll go where they get the most recognition.
You chinks don't complain or cry enough and take care of your own shit.
You people are useless to attention whore liberals.
Joseph Jackson
You can be white and Hispanic. In fact most Hispanics in America ID as white. That's why there's a 10% gap when they say "Non-Hispanic White" on the census.
David Smith
So why don't all Americans just put in "non-white" if it gives you better odds? You can just lie and say your grandfather was Asian or something.
Joshua Gray
Some of us have too much pride in our white heritage to act like we're some impure filthy mudblood. As a pure white Jewish man I would never claim to be any other race than white.
Justin Wilson
Just as a point of clarification on that last paragraph.
The fourteenth amendment does not ban governmental racial discrimination per se; rather, the government has to prove that its racially discriminatory policy satisfies the Supreme Court's strict scrutiny standard. Specifically, the policy must be precisely tailored to serve a compelling governmental interest and that the policy actually furthers this interest.
Historically, legal commentators have dubbed the application of strict scrutiny as a "death blow" for policies in question because if the Court can come up with a nondiscriminatory means of servicing the governmental interest, the law will be struck down.
The latest SCOTUS opinion on the subject, Fisher v. University of Texas, is interesting because it is a situation where the court upheld UT's diversity boost in admissions as valid under strict scrutiny. Critics were puzzled by Justice Kennedy's opinion because it lacked the use of the statistical evidence common in past opinions that would reach a similar result. Kennedy hedged his argument with the fact that UT's top 10 percent program made statistical analysis nearly impossible. Furthermore, the university claims that the applicant's race was merely one factor that is considered in the admissions office's holistic approach.
This suggests that the debate on the the extent to which a government can compel certain affirmative action policies is unsettled. Accordingly, we can expect the issue to be litigated further in the future.
Carson Smith
DESIGNATED
Ryder Wilson
In the UK you don't 'have' to but there is a separate equality part of the application form usually, which is supposedly kept anonymous and separate to your actual application.
Nicholas Butler
>jewish >white fuck off shlomo
Thomas Turner
>diamond dozen underrated
Kevin Brooks
>white but grandma was full-on Native American, not even some "I'm 1/16th Cherokee" shit >get to put that on everything >dad is Spanish >get to put Hispanic on everything >Still don't get jobs and scholarships I'm well-qualified for
wtf is this shit
Christopher Jones
OY VEY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME THIS IS ANOTHER SHOAH I AM GONNA SUE YOU!
David Gomez
well, it's a doggy dog world out there
Thomas Miller
>there are over 1 billion blacks >there are over 1 billion indians
none have invented anything worth a damn except peanut butter
Robert Mitchell
>This has been proven. >We wuz kangs an sheet.
Caleb Martinez
Don't take it for granite
Carter Green
mlp is a blue board user
Zachary Ortiz
Being tan with ambiguous background can truly be a blessing in the skies, for all intensive purposes I'm black, b/c "one drop" bs.
Brandon Bennett
>being a slut is good
No, it's acceptable ie. you shouldn't shame someone for being one. It's like smoking. Everybody knows you're a diseased whore, but you can still take 10 minute breaks every hour at work.
Josiah Diaz
Am I the only one who is really creeped out by his face. It looks so off. Like plastic surgery off.
Thomas Evans
>implying there's a difference between a pooinloo and a nig neither belong there
Hudson Allen
This is a lie. Affirmative Action has been shown to mostly benefit white women and have a negative impact on blacks by establishing a quota and basically making it lawful to discriminate as long as a school or company hits a certain number of black people. A lot of colleges fill those quotas with sports players and don't accept black kids that may have average grades, just like most white kids who get into college. Economic status also plays a role.
Matthew Collins
POO
Aaron Perry
The most shameful thing about their family is being indian.
Josiah Jenkins
IN THE
Sebastian Thomas
>you >comparing europeans to angloshitters
Aiden Walker
LOO
James Barnes
>“Obviously on-screen sex is not actual penetrative sex, but, as any religious high schooler will tell you, simulating sex can be pretty damn enjoyable as well,” Mindy
What did she mean about that?
Nicholas Ortiz
POO
IN
LOO
Kevin Morales
Okay, well I'm half mexican, half white.
There's usually a section that says "check all boxes that apply"
I want to pick hispanic and white, but the white option will have "(not hispanic)" next to it.
Does it really matter what I pick? Will one give me a slightly better shot?
Xavier Taylor
Actually, Hispanic means you come from former Spanish colonies, but it excludes Spaniards, so you're not Hispanic. Not like americans would know that though.
Jordan Adams
probably the funniest thing ill read all day
Brayden Ramirez
this
Gabriel Williams
>sn't in ironic that in 2016, we LITERALLY have government policy that is very specifically racist? It's the racism of what is that saying? The least of expectations? They realise blacks kids aren't putting in the effort in high-school however by moving the goal post for some races.
Christian Clark
American liberals disgust me.
Jeremiah Hall
that level of mental gymnastics
Also, how about tossing your own brother a few dollars to help him through school as a productive member of society.
Sebastian Walker
You know guys am currently applying for an american company.
If they ask me what race i am, am telling them to go fuck themselves(Am Chilean) btw.
Evan Thomas
It also unnecessarily benefits people like East Asians, who are already more successful than white people are on average.
Jayden Jenkins
Affirmative action is bullshit. I'm a 21 year old black nigga and have been applying to jobs all summer, had a few interviews, and still don't have one.
Nicholas Lee
Don't insult them. Just offer them a helicopter ride
Hudson Hill
It helps if you don't show up to the interview wearing a ski mask and pointing a gun.
Asher Foster
>East Asians, who are already more successful than white people are on average.
successful at wearing counterfeit Tommy Hilfiger rugby jerseys and driving honda accords.
Grayson Roberts
Screenshotted this post and emailed it to Vanderbilt admissions.
Austin Green
and people wonder why companies don't want to make anything in America anymore. It's not just the trade agreements
Tyler Rogers
>applying to jobs all summer, had a few interviews, and still don't have one
maybe the problem is ... you?
Asher Price
Good for you. Good luck proving that I'm not just shitposting and making it all up.
Angel Nelson
You could steal one
Anthony Jackson
Do iiiiiiiiiiit
John Hernandez
Lol go dores brochacho
Aiden Sullivan
>A minority exposing the shit out of affirmative action
Based. Too bad the media is going to crucify him and call him some racist Indian.
Aiden Lee
I have no experience so that doesn't help.
I'm not even applying for anything prestigious. Just shit in retail, housekeeping, custodial, etc.
Gavin Smith
>I was just kidding when I spouted racial hatred against Asians Have fun at work tomorrow :^)
Thomas Phillips
Good god that's the most based thing I've heard all week, what a champ.
Logan Torres
You know, we whites are also diverse. I'm partly Celtic, partly Anglo-Saxon, and in my book, that justifies checking 'mixed race'.
Owen Russell
This
Gavin Turner
Tell them you were adopted by a Black family and you identify as Black. Race is a social construct anyways :^)
Jason Butler
Mindy is like George Costanza. Probably a 2/10 and obese, but fucks and dates attractive people. Mindy only dates white guys on the show, too. He didn't hurt her career at all, she has always been the least favorite character on her own tv show.
Gabriel Hernandez
I wonder if this guy is you.
Either way, I'm going to email that screenshot to all the admissions officers for Vanderbilt.
Already got the dean of students and HR
Nathaniel White
im half samogitian = mixed
Justin Brooks
brother sounds based af
Wyatt Morgan
>be hispanic >doing bg check for gun >no hispanic checkbox >check black/african american instead >gun store guy says " are you sure thats right?" >"idk" >pass the bg check, get gun
Daniel White
If you read the article you'd know that the writer was being sarcastic there
Colton Perez
>Cred Forums >reading or watching anything in the OP Make a convincing looking screencap and you got yourself 200 replies.
David Thomas
source
Nicholas Fisher
t. a plumber
Tyler Phillips
>3.1
top kek
Jacob Green
hahaha you're fucked.
Kevin White
Tailor your resumes to each specific sector. Project goals within those sectors. Build on even the most basic elemental experience and education gearing it to that job.
I love cooking. I took home economics classes. I want to work at McDonalds. I hope to continue on this patch and ...
Best of luck. I hope you catch a break wherever you set your focus.
Ryder Garcia
The last one. If you have the guts to do it, you'll probably get hired, because they daren't say - what? - that you 'didn't look black enough'? Would be a minefield.
Adam Barnes
>Irish
>white
OH BOY
Dominic Gonzalez
Wait a prominent chin is a typical white feature? Because I could stab people with mine and i'm from Spain.
Colton Baker
They care about niggers because niggers are far enough behind that you can keep them a client class easily. Chinks are competent, resourceful and intelligent - they'll never need handouts, so the Democrats have nothing to offer them.
Julian Hughes
Frankly, lumping all "white" people into one hiring category is racist as fuck.
WTF does "white" even mean nowadays?
Christian White
I said Celtic, not Irish. Scots and Welsh are Celts too.
Alexander Morris
user you can't be racist towards whites, didn't the feminists teach you that yet?
Lucas Harris
faith and begorrah, tis like another potato famine in here
Xavier Mitchell
Don't you get the most perks for being Native American? Why wouldn't you say that?
Christian Anderson
I too have sent in a complaint. This is sickening and I hope you are disciplined accordingly.
Ryan Sanchez
dravidians should be drowned in petrol
Brandon Davis
To be fair, nowadays those stats aren't that impressive. Most public schools have ridiculous grade inflation, and your SAT scores are on the low/average end for an Ivy. If you didn't have extracurriculars then you had little to no chance.
Thomas Jackson
>>Irish >>white Its this old joke
Easton Williams
Daily Reminder that dravidians are the closest relatives to Native Australians
Colton Lopez
>White skin means you're white
Guess Turks, Iranians ands Japs are white then huh?
Tyler Ortiz
You entitled piece of shit. Didn't anyone tell you that good grades are not enough to get into an Ivy? What were your extra-curriculars? Your accolades? Your community service work?
No, you'd rather complain about "dumb niggers" rather than own up to the fact that you fucked up.
I was smart but lazy. Graduated with 3.96, stayed up until 3am the night before SAT and didn't break 1300. You don't see me whining about going to a state school.
Nicholas Allen
Some of my ancestry comes from a group that was slightly discriminated against like a hundred years ago due to their unorthodox way of life. Would this qualify me for affirmative action in the US? Note that the group is as white as the rest of the population.
Brody Ward
really makes you think
Grayson Lee
How are Iranians not white?
David Nelson
>ITT: soccer moms
Landon Price
...
Samuel Anderson
DEDICATED
Eli Rogers
So dumb that you don't know what affirmative action is or that Indians and Asians get turned away cause there's too many smart ones.
Kys
David Garcia
kekd
Jason King
Yeah, make a big deal of it, it can't do any harm.
Ayden Myers
t. Totally not related to Arabs and resisting Islam Persian warrior
Adam Harris
That's what happens when you reduce your entire existence to easily mistakable shades of white.
Brandon Watson
Same question.
Chase Scott
Go away Mormon, and take your racist religion with you
Zachary Morris
>thought she would be on family feud >thought steve harvey fucked up >NAME SOMETHING INDIANS DO
Aiden Hernandez
really fires some synapses
Ayden Lee
Putting affirmative action on blast is respectable but calling your sister a whore is going too far. Although she did push him into that spot.
Carter Allen
I mean the dude is right. Especially Indian culture which is very patriarch. The man knows whats best obviously.
Brody Reed
DELET THIS
Josiah Torres
He probably thinks he's White.
Jason Nguyen
>Talking out of your ass >Cites some other faggot in this thread who makes claims with no source
Dylan Wood
It's illegal to even ask in Canada.
Carson Jenkins
no
Nicholas Cruz
companies would make more money and be a lot more effective if all HR departments were fired
Evan Wright
yup. affirmative action. all but guaranteed as a white male with a 4.0 and competitive SAT and ACT scores I would never be accepted by an Ivy League. meanwhile woefully under qualified minorities get into medschool with 2.0s.. it's a sad joke. this cancer has spread to sweden and soon, the rest of europe.
Dominic Thompson
SHAQUILLE ... O'NEIL !!!!!
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS !!!
Chase Parker
It's because Asians are the only race where you can get away with cracking racist jokes. Their menfolk are so beta they don't riot and attack white men who date their women. They don't holler and make rallies like blacks do. It also helps that they're less than 5 percent of the population and divided as fuck.
Blacks (descendants of slaves brought to the US) can unify. Spanish-speaking Latinos speak a common language. But Asians are multiple peoples with different cultures; some of whom HATE each other with a passion. So there's no solidarity and it's very easy to pick them off one by one.
What's really pathetic is that Asians genuinely believe that if work hard and play nice, whites will let them join the club. I've seen so many Asian girls think they're white after they marry a Caucasian dude and breed future Elliot Rodgers.
Grayson Fisher
American right winger and left wingers are equally disgusting. You're just too fucking retarded and brainwashed to realize that. #VoteTrumpberg #MakeIsraelGreatAgain
Carson Adams
>WTF does "white" even mean nowadays?
It means you don't get special, race based privileges like Affirmative Action.
Mason Moore
American right wingers at least don't want to genocide my ethnicity
Lucas Carter
>Red pilled Indian
What a nice young man. Never would've thought of an Indian being based.
Adam Martin
It's a form of fraud
Leo Scott
>75374199 > Be Asian > have 4.1 GPA (AP courses) > get 1410 on SAT (old scoring) > get passed by every Ivy >My Rage When > Nigger in my class with at 1280 and 2.9 GPA gets accepted to Cornell
This. I'm in the same boat.
Played sports. Was active in leadership roles in clubs.
But just because my skin is not black, I don't get those special Nigger privileges.
Parker Fisher
Keep telling yourself that. Unless you're a Shlomo then yeah, you're right. You're also not white, so you're wrong by birth though.
Nicholas Martin
>What were your extra-curriculars?
Dumbass.
You think niggers making mix tapes and selling weed counts as "extra curiccular leadership?"
Leo Lewis
>OUR MOST CHERISHED ALLY
Oy vey. Do these Republicucks not realize they are living Ben Garrison comics?
Jeremiah Parker
I'm not american but I am most definitely white
Leo Ramirez
>Played sports. Was active in leadership roles in clubs.
lol
You faggots actually think Extra Curricular matter that much?
It's 80% academics. Extra curriculars are only used as tie breakers.
But no extra curricular activity trumps skin color. Affirmative Action is by far, the biggest advantage to college admissions.
Ryder Torres
I wonder if Indian-Americans are genuinely offended that Mindy plays a ditz who lusts for white cock? I notice that you always see an Asian (whether Indian, Chinese, Arab, etc.) woman being all-American and dating white guys in TV/film.
Kayden Ward
They don't look like Arabs.
Matthew Jackson
>I wonder if Indian-Americans are genuinely offended that Mindy plays a ditz who lusts for white cock?
Deep Down. Mindy Kaeling just hates her own skin and wants to be a white girl so badly, it's pathetic.
Adrian Peterson
Riiiiiiight. You're about as white as the dindu skin inside your mother's vagina right now.
Nicholas Miller
No. Liberals have thrown you into the white category to purposely fuck you over. So you actually have to compete and be better than Bob by miles.
Better off putting mixed race or native American.
Blake Lee
being black also helps you keep your job. if you are white they can fire you for whatever, but if you are black they have to have a damn good reason or fear a lawsuit
Jace Hughes
>But no extra curricular activity trumps skin color.
Tell that to all the kids with sport scholarships you loudest retard on the short bus motherfucker.
Brandon Fisher
Agreed, HR departments exist so women with no abilities or intelligence can have something to do now that they're pointlessly in the workplace.
Leo Jones
She grew up in Boston allegedly. For all we know, she thinks she's Irish.
Bentley Evans
That's pretty common amongst Asian women. In college, every Asian girl I say was with a white (or a few blacks and Latinos) dudes. And they refused to be identified as Asian.
Jason Parker
I fail to see where you're going with this user
Robert Garcia
I'm saying your mother paid me to bring a black man to her house in my black people cage and she's having sex with him. How do you not get that?
Question: I know this "whites are evil" thing is going around but how is it okay to group everyone with white skin into that category when no one has control over how they were born? Isn't that the same racism they teach about in school? I have no control over my heritage why would I feel guilty about it? is it a revenge thing for the slavery?
Anthony Johnson
I never understood the idea of white people being evil when certain white groups were under oppression for generations. The Polish lost their country when the Austrians, Prussians, and Russian carved their country up like a Christmas turkey. The Irish were practically slaves for centuries. Bulgarians, Serbs, Croats, Greeks, and other Balkans groups were under Ottoman control.
So maybe English, Welsh, Scots, French, Spanish, Dutch, and Portuguese did terrible shit like the trans-Atlantic slave trade, colonization of the New World, imperialism in Africa, Asia, and Oceania, but Central and Eastern Europeans (barring the Russians) weren't involved with that shit.
Jeremiah Long
You're confusing the Cred Forums experience with real life. Not everyone is interested in discovering their true genetic heritage. Not everyone is that autistic.
Josiah Williams
>Kek. Umad. Well now we know that you both lied about your job, and you don't belong here.
Hunter Perez
Of Course not my white friend we are TRUE Aryans
We are the purest whites. Let us into your lands. We won't harm you.
Aaron Roberts
>all these buttmad asians and white people
Hispanic here, Cant wait to take your job and for the united states to be more hispanic in 50 years lol
William Long
>t. non-white person
Oliver Thomas
>ywn have an older Iranian sugar daddy to give your boipussy a good dicking and to cuddle you afterwards
Bentley Reed
Fucking based Vijay Jojo
Lucas Butler
>having no selfesteem Only white aryan men are allowed to enter my bhole. Brown stuff goes only in one direction.
Aaron Perry
Then >ywn have a Scandinavian bf to pound and cuddle with
Jacob Adams
>tfw no qt viking to plunder and exploit my body because I'm weak It hurts.
Gavin Hill
>tfw I was a Sons of Norway member for 5 years and there was no one there my age
I had a great time and it was worth it, but getting a Viking boyfriend would've been great.