How do I get away with murder Cred Forums?

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

How do I get away with murder Cred Forums?

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Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

You won't.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Kill a random person, at night.a hobo if possible.

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

In a random town.

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

Murder yourself.

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Be white

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Here you go.

You're welcome.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

Step on a small bug

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

Wow you got triple 5. That's pretty rare bro. Well done!

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

put a knife in your victims hand like cops do

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

hope nobody cares

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

Be adopted into the Clinton family. They'll let you get away with rape too.

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Be a police officer. Shoot all the black people you want, just claim they tried to take your gun.

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

did you see the quint 5s over in the cursed image thread?

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

Murder and get away then hope for the best otherwise kill a random person

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

kek kys yourself you insufferable autist

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

ok I'll kill yourself

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

anyone have that old text only infographic on how to dissolve a child's body upside down in the ground using yogurt?

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

yeah I have it on speeddial

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

like all serial killers do
'duh

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

does danimals work

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

Step 1. Dont ask on internet without incognito mode

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Kill someone is a liberal city

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

Be a cop

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

Good job in getting your IP logged, dumbass.

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

hey that's pretty edgy!

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Not edgy, just true

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

logged

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Kill someone is a liberal city
Look at you!!!

Acting All grown up and everything!!

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

1. Your first fuck up was posting about it on here
2. You don't get away with murder
3. You're a faggot

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

You seem to not know the difference between murder and killing

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

Enlighten me then

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

You seem to not know the difference between murder and killing

Can you stab someone to life after you stab them to death?

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

It depends. If you want to get away with "any" murder your best bet is to kill someone you have no connection to, preferably away from your house and not with your vehicle.

Do not get seen either before or after the murder in the vicinity. This means something like going to a park on foot and waiting in the woods. Dispose of everything involved in the crime permanently and in a way that cant be traced back to you. Burning clothes works. If using a gun/knife you should dispose it in a body of water or bury it (deep, and try to leave ground as undisturbed as possible afterward. Buy shit ahead of time, so if you are going to strangle someone, dont buy the rope on the way to the murder, buy it several months beforehand. Buy everything with cash. Leave your cell phone somewhere else.

As additional steps you can try to give evidence intentionally that would disprove you did it, like wearing a disguise or buying shoes too big for you, wearing a fat suit, etc. Also be sure not to leave any dna at the scene, although if you arent an ex con they cant do shit with dna unless they can match it to you. Anyway so youll want to put your hair up, shave your body, make sure your clothes are clean of fibers that could be traced to you like from your pets or carpet, etc.

Last youll want to make sure you dont leave any evidence on the victim. I wouldn't really recommend a "personal" type killing because a prolonged engagement allows the transfer of more evidence. So if youre going to try to drown, strangle or knife someone theyre goign to fight back and youre going to get cuts, scrapes, blood, etc on you and they are going to have your skin/blood/hair on them/under nails etc. If you want an up close attack like this you should have a secure location and all the time in the world, so at this point you need to get away with a kidnapping and not a murder. After the successful kidnapping (using above shit, mostly) then murder is easy.

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

Last post ran out of room.

Anyway remember most murderers get caught because of their connection to their victim. Think things through and have a plan before you begin. Imagine all the ways you could get caught and try to mitigate those things as much as possible. You want to think ahead because during/after youll have so much adrenaline flowing you wont be thinking then.
Really your best bet is an execution style killing on someone you don't know in a secluded area where there won't be any witnesses. Assuming you grab your shell casing and dispose of the weapon and arent seen, all they have to go on is maybe your shoe or tire imprints, depending on how you got there. If you fire a gun remember there will be residue form the powder on your hands/face/clothes, and even if not visible youre probably wearing some of the vicim's blood if the shot was under 10 feet or so.

Source: I watch a lot of CSI
Disclaimer: the methods detailed here are for informational purposes only and are not intended to be actual advice

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

join the Democrat Party

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Frist step is to tell no-one
get vanned op

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

Use a revolver, for one.

Chase King
Chase King

Become a police officer, shoot black person, HE WAS GOIN FUR MA GUUUUUHN

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

practice on yourself my guy

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Murder yourself. They won't even try to put you in jail.

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

If you murder yourself I guarantee you won't serve any time.

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

/thread
do you even Forensic Files bro?

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

trips is right. you'll never go to jail after you do it.

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

HERP JION DEMOCRAT PARTY

Parker Price
Parker Price

Greentxt your reason...

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Be a nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Join the army

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

Not even trolling or lying here.. I want to give blowjobs to cops who kill niggers. They are doing the world a favour.

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Now if you have a taste for this experience
If you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can…

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

THREAD
this

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

Easiest way is to pay someone else to do it.

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

White men are killed by cops more than niggers, idiot.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

CHECKED YOUR TRIPZ, very nice.

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