UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs Medeiros thread #2

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

UFC Fight Night 126 main card (FS1, 9 p.m. ET)
Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
Francisco Trinaldo vs. James Vick
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Brandon Davis vs. Steven Peterson
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti
UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (FS1, 7 p.m. ET)
Diego Ferreira vs. Jared Gordon
Brian Camozzi vs. Geoff Neal
Roberto Sanchez def. Joby Sanchez via 1st rd. SUB
Lucie Pudilova def. Sarah Moras via UD
UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass, 6 p.m. ET)
Alex Morono def. Josh Burkman via 1st rd SUB
Oskar Piechota def. Tim Williams via 1st rd. KO

All urls found in this thread:

credforums.com/thread/81730060/sports
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14664520
desuarchive.org/gif/thread/12194167/
vaughnlive.tv/fightforever/mp4
instagram.com/koreanzombiemma/?hl=en
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/11601881/?i=2&from=/16125328/related
youtube.com/watch?v=PosV5zVNWlc
ufc.com/fighter/angela-Hill
ufc.com/fighter/danielle-taylor
ufc.com/fighter/sijara-Eubanks
ufc.com/fighter/shana-Dobson
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4l1unm/slam_brutal_elbows_by_josh_burkman/
media.giphy.com/media/3o6EhHkMRyfaxhIQj6/giphy.gif
credforums.com/thread/81735226/sports

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

The faggot who sticks kpop in MMA streams just said he uses conditioner on his beard.

FIRST FOR SOY

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

first for Luciana

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

up next is the guy who padded Jacare's can crushing record TWICE

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

How do people unironically like kpop holy shit. I want to heem myself

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

mod deleted this like 8 times this week

i'm going to bed

quick someone save it maybe he won't ban you lmao

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

Favorite female wmma martial artist?

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

if uve got a beard, u shuld clean it
doesnt make you a soy faggot...

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

I use conditioner in my hair

David Morgan
David Morgan

That's Chris Camozzi you dip

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

btfo

u/Camozzi is a MUNSTER my guy

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

Not taking care of your beard

More like first for gross faggot.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Thanks for taking my picks bro

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

by fights, cristiano cyborgo

by looks, clawja

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

white guy has faggy tattoo
give me the mandingo here boys

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

it should have been Burkman vs Camozzi and Morono vs Neal 2bqh

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

Plebs

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Can you explain the whole soyboy meme?
I’m completely new to it and only saw it on /pol/ after the shooting.
What is a soyboy? Can you explain please?

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

Sorry, got my cans mixed up again. It's getting so hard to keep track of them all when the UFC insists on hiring 3000 of them and letting their top 10 guys get poached by Bellator.

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

gimme neal in this 'n

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

I haven't used shampoo for about 3 years. Once your scalp gets used to it, it looks much healthier.

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

got fight pass today because I can't be fucked dealing with shitty streams anymore
forgot I have to go to uni at 2
gonna miss most of the main card including the main event

Reminder: there are no shitbongs in the p4p rankings

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

Ronda Rousey's fine ass

James Brooks
James Brooks

Patrician

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

my nigga
too bad about her face though

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

getting their top 10 guys get poached by Bellator.

Who other than Moose?

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

Which is the better fighter?

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

Should really be working on my dissertation lads but I'm staying up for 5 hours to watch people heem each other
What am I doing with my life

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

Isn't Geoff Neal the mentally challenged guy who won on Dana White's Looking for a Fight?

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Is that Tecia Torres

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

SMOKEY MOUNTAIN BARBECUE!

SWEET DR PEPPER!

I LOVE ADS!

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

No it isn't moron. Nothing more cringe than casuals trying to act smart and failing.

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

deferent name for nu-male
Thats all you need to know

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

credforums.com/thread/81730060/sports
credforums.com/thread/81730060/sports
credforums.com/thread/81730060/sports
Even me in a shithole of a country (but the greatest shithole in the whole world) is watching it on fightpass. And i have never been in 711 before and never tried biggulp.

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

based thiccqueen

here come the hotsteppa
Why would anyone bring back such a shitty song from 20 years ago like that...

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

Man you're still in school, enjoy it while you can. Enjoy that sweet, sweet free time.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

Now knowing that bunda
heem yourself my man

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

any level of grooming is a kike plot
ask me how i know you're new as fuck
inb4 any number of assumptions about me

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Who /Wonder Bible/ here?

Only $39.99

William Brown
William Brown

Who the fuck are Brandon Davis and Steven Peterson and why the fuck are they on the main card?

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

basically a meme based off of a culmination of memes
something to do with soy, feminine hormones and self hating white boiz

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

hey bro lets cum on each others chest pieces

Lucas James
Lucas James

A guy who consumes soy products. /pol/fags tried to say that soy promotes estrogen in the body, which is scientifically, completely false and only a nu-male faggot spams the meme.

William Richardson
William Richardson

Bader and Davis, they literally gave up two of their top 10 LHWs in the space of a year for no reason. Now the division is in such dire need of new blood they pushed that retarded no time faggot to a title shot only for him to get totally memed on by a 40 year old 50 gallon drum.

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

I asked my buddy this and he said he need to see them naked first. Not sure why but he needs it, got any pics? I will send him.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

good effort, bless bro

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

Lads, what kind of mutt is this momo?
I guess they call them pikeys in potato-land but what particularly? Just look at this la creatura..

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

t. Chen from San Francisco

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Self-destructive behavior, very typical of 4channers

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

Thanks user

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

I love my clawja thicca bunda

sleep on it for 100 nights

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

i got BTFO by the captcha bro, literally 5 pics in a row goddamit.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

They're both jobbers

James Brown
James Brown

i've never heard of either and i'm not even a cazzie

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

Soy contains natural estrogen mimicing compunds like coumestrol, equol, genistein etc.
So it's been linked to early puberty in girls fed soy formula from birth.
Soyboys are womanly faggots, hipster fags that take pictures with open mouths.

That's about the long and short of it

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

personal hygene is soy

I can almost smell you through the internet you disgusting fucker.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

mad cause your moms a fan?

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

looks like an inbred spic
not so atypical, rly..

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

Driving from Dallas to Galveston. Wish i was wild enough to say fuck work and buy a scalp ticket in Austin.

John Garcia
John Garcia

beg me

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

Branson Schlep

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

changed my mind after intros
gimme the soft lanky white dude

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Soyboys looks like this. Not all of them, but a lot do.

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

Who's your favorite mentally challenged fighter?

Mine's Geoff Neal

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

What a coincidence I just opened the study
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14664520

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

Some dude once told me Camozzis always lose, so I'm betting against Camozzi.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

t. soyboy

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

jigga montalvo again

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

Why the fuck are the fights on a sunday reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

isn't he brazilian? that's normal looks here

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

How the fuck do you take care of your beard though? I keep a consistent slightly more than 5 oclock shadow and don't groom it or anything

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

Brian Camozzi is slightly less shitty than Chris. Or maybe he's equally shitty but less boring. Either way I like him much better than his brother.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Nate Diaz

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

This fucking clown just stands there with his head on the center line and covers up. I hate that shit, fucking move your head you idiot.

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

which is scientifically, completely false
Lmao, literally the opposite you libfag

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

t. Chen from San Francisco

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

dat choke

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

HEEM TAPPY
BLACKED

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

Heem tappy

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

what the fuck? this guy is fucking retard

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

HEEM TAPPY

David Fisher
David Fisher

camozzi

James Allen
James Allen

'yes pls take my back kind sir'

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

That's not a beard you mong, if you actually grow more than a "too lazy to shave more than once every 4 days" and don't take care of it it'll ruin your skin and look gross as fuck.

Just like if you have longer hair you need to look after it better, having a longer beard needs a better grooming routine than stubble.

the state of the CANmozzi family

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Loving these quick finishes. Plenty of time to get other shit done.

Carter Price
Carter Price

the poopetually pooturbed state of the poomozis

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

HEEM TAPPY
the state of whyte bois

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

if that soft white fag fights on tv again i'll eat my dick

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

the white dude is trash

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

I just won some GRADE A CASH lads

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

camozzi? more like cacazzi!

imma right....guys?

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

Anotha one round finish

Brody Long
Brody Long

CANozzi

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

that line

William Wood
William Wood

Why are either of the Camozzis in the UFC?

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

the year 2018 of our lord and savior Saint Goob
getting caught in a bulldog choke

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

can-mozzi

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

Oh my

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

Want to watch UFC but also gotta meal prep an entire week of food tonight

This is stressful lads

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

i wish they weren't scheduled for a fight every 30 minutes, so that finishes mean the card ends earlier

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

it takes him days to grow a full 5 o clock stubble
the state of you estrogen riddled bongs

In 4 days I have a half inch beard already.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

they're dana's pocket jockeys

Eli White
Eli White

Darren "The Retard" Elkins

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

beating Brian Camozzi literally means nothing

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Wow this Camozzi guy is a MEGA can.

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

The other one's already out.

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

love that guys' work

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

Not before time. His fights were absolutely appalling.

I'm guessing Brian is probably following him out the door after that showing.

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

he doesn't have presidents day off from work tomorrow

feel bad for u

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

You can't even quote properly nor understand simple sentences, not shocked that the only thing going for you is constantly trying to shit talk your dad on the internet.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

lmao Andrade will just MAUL Torres.

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

Reddit btfo once again.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

What is Trump doing for his special day tomorrow?

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

I'm not a britcuck, buddy

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

that guy has saliva on his chin

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

Camozzi's are great at what they do

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

drooling on yourself during the post-fight interview

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

two brothers good enough to make it to ufc
both suck

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

desuarchive.org/gif/thread/12194167/

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

trash music as usual

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

It happened as he popped his mouthguard out.

Gives him the Joe Kennedy look.

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

Idk but it pleases me that Don is having a day in his honor.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

Literally the only long term studies have been on monkeys which process phytoestrogens entirely differently

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

how does a part-time fighter find his way into a national tv fight?
like, what jobs are these guys working that they have time to train at that level while supporting themselves and sometimes a family?
can i get one of those? i'll take a paycut to have time off for >i'll be gone the next few days, boss. gotta fight

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

I was at Burger King today and the black girl at the counter asked me if I'd seen Black Panther yet. I said "Haha! Naw bitch, hol up haha! Bitch hol up ..so you be saying ...hol up so you be sayin.."

She told me to leave.

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

if you weren't a cowboy fan at some point you aren't white

David Gomez
David Gomez

she's a candy!

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

I-I'm a r-r-real man just like you g-guys!

Lmao

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

So is Cerrone going to come out looking stiff and upright as fuck like usual and get KO'd yet again?

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

Such expressivity.
Reminds me of a prime jack nicholson.
Also the traps mmmm

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

What kind of horrible job do you work at where you can't get a couple of days off once every three months

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

I was at Burger King today and some racist pikey was chatting shit to a checkout artist of piece

I heemed him on the spot and took the dimepiece to see Black Panther

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

Brendan Schaube?
Hmmm... More like...
...
...
Blubren Slaub.

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

This mongoloid is realistically 2 wins away from a titleshot

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

you now remember nate Diaz beating the fuck out of cowboy cerrone for 3 rounds

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

probably a standard 9-5, train in the evenings and on weekends. or graveyard shift and train during the day, take some time off when you have a fight.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

That thread wew

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

My head and gut say Medeiros wins, but my heart wants Cowboy to pull it off. If that goofs my picks so be it.

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

Stealing my post
fuck you

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

Real jobs don't get president's day off lad

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

apologize

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Does Woodley lose his belt this year lads?

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

there are so many shitty fighters in the ufc now that are 1-0 against even shittier fighters, this is one thing thats really hurting the UFC 2bh

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

that music

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

This tbqh
Him and Bisping I can't help but root for in vain

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

p-p-p don't take my other belt too

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

i-i-im a real man i drink titty milk xD

Cringe

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

Till will be champ by 2018, and I'm happy for Brazil over it.

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

Blackstrap Shed

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

wake up Kebab, it's all over.

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

milk gives me a tummy ache :(((

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Anybody know wtf happened to the Korean Zombie? I was really hyped to see him fight again, and then crickets.

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

You mean a real job, like a cashier?

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

hes back.png

He's not back.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

who? is this that cutbabby who the UFC put it's full force behind to manufacture a star?

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

Cerrone in the UFC
2011 - Lost a fight
2012 - Unbeaten
2013 - Lost a fight
2014 - Unbeaten
2015 - Lost a fight
2016 - Unbeaten
2017 - Lost a fight
2018 - ????

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Pure kino

Asher King
Asher King

Lmao at people who have comedically generic names like "Tim Williams"

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

She's literally cute as a button.

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

It just tastes gross and actually gives you gyno among other things

Keep drinking the white jew though

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

He’s never fighting again, m8.

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

lost a fight in 2017

Yeah..just the one fight.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

but if they work a 9-5 that supports them, why are they acting like they are poor niggers just fighting for a living?

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

milk gives you gyno
soy strengthens ur bones

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

i drink bean liquid!

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

Not long now till the only draw left in the UFC takes to the octagon. Do you have your Lean Body™ ready?

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

They're getting squeezed on both ends by the combination of meme prospects and old, shot guys fighting out their contracts.

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

lactose intolerant shitskin COPE

gonna drink a glass of 2% in your honor bub

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

OH SHIT PIECHOTA AND WILLIAMS ARE HAVING A REMATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

so with Darren Till we have once again a great prospect to look at a championship this year?

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

t. Deshawntay Jackson

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

t. DaQuan Travarius Okombo

Zachary Long
Zachary Long

actually gives you gyno
it's another shitbong broadcasts his trash opinions to the world episode

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

did the fighters just glow blue on anyone else's sceen?

James Lopez
James Lopez

gimme the paler guy

James Evans
James Evans

too soon
williams still looks shaky.. probably gets ko'd again

William Bennett
William Bennett

link?

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

He had to have surgery, shoulder injury I think

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

That's El Cucuy's next victim

Henry James
Henry James

a fight

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

Cold milk is delicious, especially with desert. And the calcium makes your bones strong. Stay brittle, bitch.

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

Till and Covington. That would make a top matchup too I think, with the whole 'filthy animals' vs 'lived and trained in Brazil' shticks.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

early as fuck

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

Literally

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

I thought he beat Lawler tbqhwy

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

Fuck, I miss milk, man. I’ve been on antibiotics for 3 weeks now with no end in sight and I can’t drink milk because calcium binds with the antibiotics and makes it not work or done shit.

As soon as I’m off this shit, I’m gonna drink like 5 bags of milk.

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

ANOTHER 1ST ROUND FINISH

HEEM SLEEEEPY

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

HEEM

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

HEEM

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

I thought about going to this UFC, but the cheapest tickets were $70

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

yeah, she's tiny and it only makes her cuter!

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

this is a replay from earlier you idiots

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

HEEEMMMMMM

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

that makes one of u

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

vaughnlive.tv/fightforever/mp4

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

You would think that you mental midget.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

it was a close fight. Could have been given to either desu

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

all these fightpasslets

Jose James
Jose James

how far are back are you guys?

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

yeah and if he got the nod against Lawler I dont think people would be talking about him being flushed

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Shit stoppage. Heem wakey.

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

He tore his ACL like 6 months ago. Apparently he is rocovering really quickly and wants to fight some time in 2018.

Peep his insta.

instagram.com/koreanzombiemma/?hl=en

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

You are watching a repeat guys...

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

I wasn't watch earlier

John Nelson
John Nelson

Any cold drink would be great in the desert, genius.

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

heem confusy

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Texas crowds are the easiest to work. all you have to do i say how great texas is and throw in a god bless america and you're over.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

They couldn't play commercials?

Ethan King
Ethan King

it was a rematch ackhtually

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

He definitely beat Lawler. For sure.

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

im gonna feminize myself like a real white man!!!

Filthy kike

Look at these seething little milkboys

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/11601881/?i=2&from=/16125328/related

Enjoy your shrunken nuts

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

the state of cuckboy fans

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

Early stoppage desu.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

he peaked at WEC 48. just forget he ever existed.

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

what is this "banter"?

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

What time does the main card start

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

DONT MESS WITH TEXAS

i lost my virginity to a texas girl who was on holiday in australia

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

Is tonight's card top 3 of the year so far by name?

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Polish kindness

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

HOLD ON, what the fuck is happening? where's the live footage?

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Goddammit, fucked up the reply earlier. Just don't take the antibiotics with milk, as long as you wait a half an hour or so they won't mix in your digestive tract. It's not the blood serum calcium that fucks up the absorption.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

30 mins i think

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Was she thicc?

Josiah King
Josiah King

being this mad about me blowing him the fuck out about being soyim and overcompensating

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

It's just a glitch in the Matrix. That happens when they change something.

Sage Northcutt is going to win by KO.

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

t. LeBron James

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Texas fucking rules.

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

USA AND THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS BABY

t. New Englander

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

I have Fightpass. You can't watch FS1 fights on fightpass live.

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

shit's finishing so fast they had to replay shit from the fightpass prelims

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

One more 1R finish and I'll have to demand a refund. Consider yourself warned, Dana.

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

kinda. she had pussy hair and 100% of girls ive fucked since then have been trimmed/shaved/waxed

i miss it tbqh.

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

fanks m8

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

What is heem mean?

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

Fight Pass is free for a month if you enter the promo code BIGGULP. You don't even have to enter billing info.

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

Why the fuck are you talking to me about soy you utter mong? Learn to fucking post or better yet don't post at all.

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

His Erection Enters Me

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

What's 100% of 0?

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

pretty sure most of the world loses their virginity to loose american girls. that's why our divorce rate is over 50%.

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

soy, doe

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

it's an acronym

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

How much of a casual can you be

John Phillips
John Phillips

Him

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

i picked yancy lawler and till. Im just saying it couldve gone either way. Maybe watch the fight again?

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

unknow contender

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Nah, they said not to consume dairy 6 hours before or 2 hours after taking my pills and I have to take them twice a day, so it can be tricky scheduling my dairy windows. Gotta try to eat yogurt too, because I need to keep my gut bacteria up. Can’t have anything with a lot of potassium, magnesium, or iron either. Makes it hard to eat a lot of shit.

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

what i want to say is fake, they should just play ads.

Ian James
Ian James

Quiet, haters

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

j-j-just drink the dairy goy!!!

Pathetic

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

cute

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

hastily employed erection medication

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

Denying he made this cringeworthy post

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

How many girls have you been sexual with /heem/? And if you could date one wmma fighter who would it be?
I’ve been with 9 girls and I’d pick rose and steal her away from that pedophile pat Barry who groomed her since she was under 18.

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Heem Everyone Even Myself

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

I've watched it at least twice, no fucking way was cowboy winning that fight, easy 29-28 Lawler.

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

What antibiotic are you taking, if you don't mind me asking? That's some pretty strict restrictions...

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

when ur sad and lonely

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

Alicia Vikander is a dime piece.

James Baker
James Baker

So what ever happened to McGregor?

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

I actually thought FightPass was good, yet few live UFC fights and no PPVs.

WWE Network is better.

Brody James
Brody James

She the perfect SNU SNU. Make Gabi Garcia look like the troll monster she really is.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

In trouble with the Irish mob.

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

footloose

Jace Green
Jace Green

got famous

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

thank them for their service

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

I didn't make that post, learn 2 use Cred Forums or fuck off you sad cunt.

James Ward
James Ward

He was never real to begin with.

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

100% my man

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

Heem Everyone Even Myself

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

aftertheprisonrape.webm

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

FOOTLOOSE FOOTLOOSE

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

Highlight of the night

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

Does UFC have a black women fighter?

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

He made over 100 million dollars. You won't see him no more.

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

Handsome
Eastern
European
Males

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

he made fuck you money and now he does what he wants.

Jayden James
Jayden James

Norfloxacin. Strong shit. Also supposed to take it on an empty stomach, so I can’t eat in general 2 hours before or an hour after taking it.

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

Yoel is such a good guy.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

be careful, i got banned for posting a sfw black cutie despite my post itself being mma related

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

warranty

Can these cucks not repair shit on their own?

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Angela Hill, Sijara Eubanks

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

yes, there is that one black girl who is obsessed with video games

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

Fassbender pls go

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

tfw have never liked a fighter as much as I like Val

It's the kind of like like how someone's mom might like Condit.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

no u

Chase Price
Chase Price

Okay m80 whatever you say

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Then what's real?

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Poor Skip Bayless has to work with an incoherent mush mouthed idiot.
All his talents are being wasted.

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

aussie and fancy is finally showing up in my recommendeds
expected it sooner desu

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

SKEEYYUP!

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

Yeah, Rudy Huxtable.

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

youtube.com/watch?v=PosV5zVNWlc

Literally he saw how Rhonda gets (dis)respected after the fall from grace and she was even more dominant than he is/was.

Conor doesn't want that reality. He knows everyone falls off eventually.

He'd rather slowly ride down the legacy like Bruce Lee as a "what if..." than a Rhonda as a "that's what happens..."

I'd like to see how he answers why he never fought again in a few years, I expect he's gonna say he had XYZ injuries. Maybe he does.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

Helio gracie
Eddie bravo
brEndan p schaub
Mighty mouse

The biggest legends in mma

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

He got too big-time to beat up bums for chump-change, he'll probably be making a debut in acting soon. Next logical step for him is to be a moviestar, UFC was just a footnote in Conor's story.

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

gaymero

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

ufc.com/fighter/angela-Hill
ufc.com/fighter/danielle-taylor
ufc.com/fighter/sijara-Eubanks
ufc.com/fighter/shana-Dobson

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

Is that based Fedor giving Moose a wedgie?

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

when you haven't played the race card in 10 minutes

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

he can't check poster IDs

Reddit is probably more your speed.

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

only 1 and she looks like neil magny

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

i hit harder than fedor

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Is Ferreira vs Gordon a rerun?

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

gimme dan costs white guy a win

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Stopped counting but around 25. Rose.

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Cocaine

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

I was hoping one would be cute

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

*meets in center of octagon and motions to hug you*

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

poster IDs
We don't have that on Cred Forums sweetie

John Fisher
John Fisher

having balls

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

no

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

not subbing and turning alerts on

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

midget movie star

Not gonna work, he doesn't have the charisma or the tribe behind him.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

kek havent seen this before

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

postingass with no hips

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

Where’s Jon anik?

Did he get fired/replaced finally?

We’ve been begging for him to be fired for years, but I finally got used to him. :(

Christian Long
Christian Long

GET KICKED IN THE DICK

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

i've only been with 2 and havent touched a woman in ten years. i'm basically a virgin but virgins think i'm chad

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Deez nuts

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

kick those nuts!

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

Why is that stripper wearing such large panties?

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

is another no points taken episode.

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

felicemode is pretty based desu

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Super Sage Northcutt

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

At least 100 (full disclosure, a lot of those were hookers).

Gina Carano, no doubt. Hottest MMA grill ever by far and seems cool as fuck.

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

HEEM

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

alright if there's a THIRD groin shot I'm gonna take a point
Fucking filthy animal.

Justin James
Justin James

ANOTHER FIRST ROUND FINISH

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Wow, it only took two nut shots to beat him

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

all dese finishes

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

thx, nice win

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

SLEEPY

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

Too many fucking first round finishes

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

keep kicking him in the nuts until you get the arm

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

Even though he was shockingly not bad in that race horse commercial, he'll have just as shit a career as all the other MMA fighters who tried movies.

I think Gina Carano is the only one to lead an okay movie so far (Haywire). The rest have just been bit players, with Ronda being the worst out of all of them.

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

lmao what a dirty fuck

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

HEEM STOPPY

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

Only one decision today so far, damn

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

have to wait 40 minutes for another fight

HEEM me now

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

Got him with the 2 nut kick distraction

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

So she can put the tips somewhere

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

faggot """winner""" crying like he's the one who got kicked twice in the nuts
Hope this guy gets murdered in his next fight.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

That is 2nd grade Jiu Jitsu!!!

lol, wth

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

AMAZING

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

HEEEEM NUTTY

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

my cool buddy rob

The guy acts like he's fucking 10 years old. Does his mom still tuck him in at night too?

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Gina Carano

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

HEEEEEEEM

Every fight keeps on showing how shit wmma is

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

20

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Idiot

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

Let's play touch butt in the park while we wait

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

nut shots affect his shitty chin
Reminds me of Browne using his bad knee as an excuse for Bigfoot heeming him.

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

GINA BLESS

David Torres
David Torres

You can kick your opponent in the dick twice and poke their eyes twice and grab the cage twice without having a point taken away

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

He overdosed on punches this time

James Diaz
James Diaz

Anyone else here going to UFC Fight Week this summer?

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

Two dick kicks should be in every fighter's game plan from now on.

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Wake me up when the next fight starts. No funny stuff like drawing on my face btw

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

No, but his Dad does.

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

I imagine nut shots don't hurt you to much because you have no balls fish and chips mcsnaggletooth

take a seat you tea loving fuck

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

I bet his mummy tucks him in.

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

it doesn't start exactly at 2am though, they need to pad it out a bit until like 2:15

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Hottest female UFC fighter ever. Also, her sister is just as cute

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

it's a combination of CTE, religion, and being from the Houston Texas area

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

I expect he's gonna say he had XYZ injuries.
only if he's broke. if someone can get him to chill out, he'll just say "i made more in one night than i would in ten years in ufc"

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

implying you don't want to be his cool buddy

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

soy leaf trying to talk shit

LMAO I can't.

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

People complaining about muh nut shot

Getting kicked in the balls doesn't even hurt that much, just the other day I was hit there and felt almost nothing. It's not that big of deal.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

gib this instant

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

Rip anik

At least he’s got a 209 tattoo.

Anthony King
Anthony King

hq post

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

Diego has like the best english among BR fighters.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

you know

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

??????????????????????

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

N-nani?!?

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

anyone have a stream?

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

Source?

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

what's he supposed to say?
here's me with some fuckin kid i don't care about

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

don't cry

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

My boy beat your boy

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

did you get hit in the dick or the balls? Gettin hit in the dick might just sting but the balls is like something hitting your internal organs

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

Seems kinda pozzed. I can't imagine anyone giving a shit about Tyson or Ali if they retired after a money fight.

Could've been the best... Now we'll never know... Now we just watch old Ali/Tyson/Conor on TV rambling

Maybe being 'that' is better than being defeated Rhonda 2.0

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

UFC fighter

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

muh dicc

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

5 first round finishes and 4 or 5 are fighting outta Texas. Can't be mad. I being from DFW I should have gone.

William Robinson
William Robinson

I like these k-pop intermissions

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

Imagine being such a bitter person that a wholesome guy like Sage being nice to a child triggers you.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

That's just the government van outside your house scanning to see if you paid your tv licence.

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

I'm a long time GSP fan, I nearly shit myself when he dropped Bisping and cemented himself as the eternal GOAT.

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

What do you think Rob and Sage ate for lunch that day?? Do you think they played Airsoft afterward?

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

UFC should really check themselves with all these same-night rematches. Fighter safety in jeopardy!

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

Race mixing is unironically underrated. Just make sure you don't have a child out of wedlock.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

lmao Burkman will lose again

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

I think i'm contracting yellow fever

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

Tiny pic

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

But is the

wholesome

an act, like Jon Jones? Or is it legit?

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

He probably had a nice cold Lean Body™ and the kid had the same. Or else.

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

burkman fucking blows

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

HEEEEEEM TAPPPPPPPY

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

HEEM TAPPY

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

Some people are just miserable with life and want everyone else to be as bitter as they are. I bet he doesn’t even believe in God or if he does he hates God and blames God for all his problems.

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

Burkman BTFO

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

He'd have to be a legit psycho to keep it up for so many years.

Not saying it's not an act but if it is it's a good one.

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

I don't think it's an act but I think some seriously fucked up happened to him during childhood

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

HEEM TAPPY
HE CANT KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT

William Howard
William Howard

Imagine being a burkman tier fighter and being bad at your job your whole career

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

asian gf.

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

I want to cum on both their faces

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

DEJAVUUUUU

ur a fag

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

Here comes every single faggot whining “le nutshot he didnt deserve it XB”

Worst humans on this planet. Almost as bad as the zilches saying Leech shouldnt get a FOTN bonus because of a gouge Matthews instantly forgave him for

David Jackson
David Jackson

I can guarantee you that he enjoyed heeming a Briton.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

Gina MMA comeback when?

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

Those leg kicks are crazy, also im liking Jimmy on Color

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

Yeah yellow fever for the whitest looking chinks who cake up their faces and undertake surgery in order to look a bit whiter.
I like azn girls but kpop is not representative of anyone

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

This dumb nigger running the stream is still playing kpop.

Holy shit I'm done

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

Burkman falling for the same trick twice in the same night

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Bisping was such a gimme fight.
Why come back and destroy Bisping then retire again? Is he scared of Woodley or something?

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Beardfaglet BTFO

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Dallas, Texas girls.

Jose Long
Jose Long

I'm not bitter or triggered at all. I like the guy, but the point remains that not very many grown men talk like that. He exudes a type of childish energy that you don't usually see.

Jose Young
Jose Young

it is and it isn't. if you were on a path to be the best in your field and someone came along and gave you 10 mil to just go away, you would. anyone would. except in conors case he made 100 mil to create a spectacle he can't possibly top. i think that's part of his problem. his ego grew even faster than his skills or even his fame and now he's more jason sehorn than anything else.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

The correct question is

Which is the less worse fighter?

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

So he's basically admitting to being a coward who doesn't even believe he's the best ever?

b-b-b-but I might lose :(

Josiah James
Josiah James

It was a FUCKING RERUN YOU CAZZIES

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

u said what, u punk.

im LMAOING @ YOUR LIFE

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

Literally seething

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

What makes you say that?

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

wholesome like jon jones

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

Calls out Diego Sanchez

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

THE BURGER PEOPLE

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

Jon Jones is my favourite natty snow plough.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

Newfag detected.

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

SMOOOOOOOOOKYYYYYYY MOUNTAIN BARBECUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

I still have UFC Japan on VHS

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

HAs anyone tries those?

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

How do I be like GSP lads

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

Literally what were they thinking

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

pretty sad neither of them fight anymore.
but this is the state of the UFC post-conor.
none of the top stars ever want to fight unless it's a "money fight"

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

and she was even more dominant than he is/was.

She fought cans and it was WMMA.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

She was pretty big in Deadpool

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

THAT'S MY BOY CODY

LOOK AT THE CHIN ON THIS KID, SO TOUGH

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

KFC ad is cringy as fuck, jesus.

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

Hey! Hey, don't worry Gouti, it's all over.

You went down in the first round and passed out and pissed yourself! It's all over, my dude. There's no shame in it, bro...

Thanks for a good fight, man!

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Yooooooo i like this webm.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

if you had nine figures would you fight nate diaz for any reason?

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Luke Thomas said the same thing. Watching shit fights doesn't make you a hardcore fan, it makes you a dumbass.

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

yte 'women' can never compete w MED goddesses

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

SMOKEY MOUNTAIN BARBEQUEEEE

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

pro-tip- 'top stars' who don't fight aren't 'top stars'

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

I mistook the tone of your post then, my bad. I don't disagree with you, but that's part of what I like about him.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

I know, imagine wanting to be paid good money for brain damage? How is Dana going to afford 70k swords if he has to pay the fighters?

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

i like the KFC ad as far as ads go
lighten up, fags

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

seems like those roidbone comments are getting to this lanklet who

Michael Price
Michael Price

barbecueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

They're Amerimutts not pure Meds.

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

man

He would call him sir.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

It depends what your motivations are. At first lets say its money. Now he has money, does he want more money? Does he want a legacy? Does he want to protect himself from CTE? Its all about what the guy wants.

But to me its clear he doesn't want to fight (or he would) so then it's just about why he doesn't want to fight. I think he's afraid of falling off and becoming Rhonda, because he wouldn't wait over a year to get paid again if he likes money. Unless he's somehow making more money by not fighting (which could be possible if he's paid to do marketting for this and that, and they'd rather a Bruce Lee legac tier fighter over a Rhonda reality)

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

not Mr. Gouti

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

BUT what a lot of people dont know is that he's an expert at destroying your testicles and then punching you in the face once youre distracted

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

Can't wait for this faggot to kill himself, or follow DC up to HW and get smashed like the chicken legged bully he is.

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

SOON

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

MODELO?

David Carter
David Carter

You know what to do.

Julian Young
Julian Young

"go check on him! get some fans!"

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

Get worked by Reba

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

based

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

i liked it

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

rate my house

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

she bites her lips on purpose right?

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

His dad being a criminal and trying to live vicariously through his kids. Dunno man, just get a vibe.

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

Train 12 times a week and fuck a different bitch every week.

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

Recommended by Mexican intellectuals.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Seems like it would be too bright at certain parts of the day.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

you seem pretty upset
i just find it sad when redditors get this revved up about the undisputed GOAT

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

When are they going to rename Canada, China 2.0?

Easton Price
Easton Price

casual detected
Burkman was a beast, he retired like 2 fights ago because he knew he was past his prime but he’s still fighting because he need the money I guess.
Burkman has one of the nastiest slam knockouts in UFC history vs Sam Morgan. I webm’d it a long time ago. Check it out.
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4l1unm/slam_brutal_elbows_by_josh_burkman/
media.giphy.com/media/3o6EhHkMRyfaxhIQj6/giphy.gif

David Carter
David Carter

Huhuhuhuh, Wow thanks, I got to meet Mr Ngannou, gee he sure is big huhuhuhuh

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

be french and bald
take steroids
train hard
bang women of colour

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

Chad St Pierre?

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

I can't believe the first fight was that long ago. I remember it so clearly. Punctuated a boring period of studying with such a hype moment.

John Green
John Green

GSP definitely has jungle fever

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

i havent seen many redditors get revved up abotu DC

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

me on the roof (not visible) beside the window watching ufc for free from your laptop screen

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

What DID they mean by this?

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

credforums.com/thread/81735226/sports
credforums.com/thread/81735226/sports
credforums.com/thread/81735226/sports

NEW, GO SAGE

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

That's cool but if that window starts to leak you're in big trouble buddy

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

he's made enough money, unless he blows it like a nigger. it's not about money. it's not about fighting. he fought to make money. he's not a fighter, he's just good at fighting.
see: albert haynesworth, dwight howard

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

jesus christ sage has a big noggin. literally looks like an amiibo or some shit lol

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

Hi Justina

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

She's also a high school teacher

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

i'm not on steroids i just tested positive for them
fite me

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

:wave:

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

one of the best nights of my life. i had a ball

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

weidman's terrible at this

also, why is karen so beautiful?

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

whoa six! (6) whole pullups

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

He's a million times better than Florian.

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

I-it was coke cut with creatine contaminated with a steroid and an estrogen blocker, seriously you guys

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

take steroids

Back to bed Hendricks.

Robert James
Robert James

weidman is doing fine, kys

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

kids are literally better masturbaters than adults

James Collins
James Collins

mfw there's no Megan Olivi porn

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

I wish to god that I could use a bathroom after Megan Olivi when she takes a dump and forgets to flush. I would stand and observe, then jerk off viciously.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

With legit meds I find it hard to disagree with him. I'm still gutted that the gorgeous greek girl I used to work next to moved to the other office.

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

nervous for sage desu

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

Sage would heem Ngannou

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

Rate this card so far.

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

Nice legs right

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

cowboy about to get stomped by another pacific islander

Holloway, Whitaker, BJ...why are they so strong, bros?

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

You took it too far...

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

I don't dislike milk but
And the calcium makes your bones strong. Stay brittle, bitch.
Literally falling for big dairy jew lies lmao

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Marty Feldman-tits.

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

i can't trust a woman who'd stand like that

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

damn sage got clocked.

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

Sage got semi heemed twice already

James Collins
James Collins

Chillax, Sage has this brah

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

Holy shit make that 3 semi heems.

Landon Price
Landon Price

legs spread, ass up. it's a frenchman alright.

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

What are the odds he has an iq over 60? I'm guessing they are around the same as his said iq.

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