SHIMMY SHAKE EDITION
/heem/
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>derrick lewis is the 7th best HW in the world
what a shit thread, euthanize yourself
Ko by lewis! Cap it
Back when champs felt like champs
Cred Forumsand ftw
Lewis was always overrated
First for swang and bang
inb4 beast takes another soul
19-19
Lewis needs a knockdown this round at least
his coaches are fucking trash
What does it feel like to cum inside Luciana
>Stipe is the only heavyweight with a full skill set
Explains his streak
i was actually looking forward to this fight the most. i feel silly
>Mark Hunt is #6
>Cain is #4 despite being out for 2 years
Lmao absolute garbage division
>Heavyweight fights
just heem me
why are there athletic guys on HW like Reem and Ngannou and fat fucks like these?
Wow this is when ufc was in its prime
Black Bust
Luciana?
could you coach better?
I need this pillow
*mounts your back for 1 min with no movement
Nothing personnel kid
must be heaven lad
Stipe bless
please heem this polish bozo
Human biodiversity?
>mfw one of them is still the champ
Neither of these guys are students of the game.
H TOOOOOOOOWN
Welp
BASED BEAST
Honestly I see Stipe being champ for a long time. These clowns have nothing for him.
This one is done!
APOLOGIZE
>DOUBTING THE BLACK BEAST
BLACK BEASS IN DIS HO
APOLOGIZE
Big guys don't get into martial arts often. I'm one of the 'big guys' at the gym, I weigh 200lbs soaking wet. There are a few powerlifter types over 250, but most guys are under 185.
Lewis vs Niggano soon plz
I FUCKING LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT HAHAHAHAHA
HE WAS JUST CONSERVING HIS ENERGY
DA BEASS
ROFL WHAT A JOKE
BEASTTT
Where did that come from?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BLACK BEAST
super early
HEEEEEEEEEM
>POLSKA IN CHARGE OF BEING GOOD AT MMA
BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE
WHERE RONDA FINE ASS AT?
Wrestlefuckers BTFO
FUCK. I HATE THIS FAGGOT. NOW I HAVE TO SEE HIS ANNOYING BULLSHIT "TRASH TALK"
RIP TYBURA
WHERE FRANCIS TIRED ASS AT?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BASED BEAST
I NEVER DOUBTED HIS POWER
TIME FOR MEMES
It only took you 12 minutes
Tai will KO him with a flying knee
Tai 100% beats Derrick and gets into the top 5
then its just 1 win over any random name and he takes on Stipe and wins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HW DIVISION HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>goof ITT were actually doubting da beast
fucking miragliotta early stoppage, but i couldnt give more fucks, after all, these bums entertain me and made me laugh
all of his fights are the same thing
I'm sry
Sorry, Clubber Lang!
BLACKEDBEAST
Trash stoppage bring in the jap
dare I say, title shot?
THE BLACK BEAST
THE BLACK BEAST
Very smart play from lewis in the 3rd. He needed to keep his back towards the fence to avoid those easy takedowns because whenever he swangs n bangs he tends to put himself so off balance that he gets taken down easily.
Early stoppage desu. Really hope he calls out Ngannou after the commercials
shame he won,he shouldn't be fighting anymore
BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HOE
STAND
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CITY OF HOUSTON
No, the dude was out. He didn't protest.
So few people are even big enough to fight at heavyweight and most of them are trying to box or play football.
PICKS ARE SAVED
Most human beings arent big. So youve got a smaller pool to select from and get a mixed bunch.
HEEM SHLEEEPY
ITS TIME TO DO DA DAMM TING
WE KILLA HAOLE NOW
PIDGEON MASTER RACE ABOUT TO REPORT IN
FAKE WEST COAST COWBOYS ABOUT TO BE BTFO
YANCY KILLAHAOLE MADEIROS ABOUT TO MAKE JOHNNY STONE PROUD
APOLOGIZE
>Fighting the polska faggot that always fights for a decision
t. Desperate australian fanboy
SCHEMIN N MEMEING NIGGA
KING GORILLA DROPPING FAGGOT YUROS
MIRAGLIOTTA DIDN'T GAVE TYBURA A CHANCE TO BEING A WARRIOR
WHERE RONDA ROUSEYS FINE ASS AT
Fucking HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHIIIIID, IT IS WHAT IT IS
I GOT THE HEART OF A CHAMPION
FUCK WHAT Y’ALL TALMBOUT
BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOMED THE FUCK UP
H-TINE HOL IT DINE
LIGHT UP YA SWISHAS
>my face when another comfy lewis post-fight interview
>early stoppage
>dude was faceplanted eating punches
BLACKED
I’m sorry, Derick
OP is a faggot edition
BLACK BEAST YOU ALL THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING TIRED AND BROUGHT THAT LAST COMBO WITH FRIES
It takes him 2 rounds to access his fat stores. That's where his true power lies.
Cred Forums BTFO
hopefully he calls out magumbo
Holy fucking shit, the state of this globalist commercial.
The city of grapplin polack snoozers
i am sorry,but you're absolutely terrible and should quit fighting
Nah, he was done.
Do you even know what a knockdown is, son.
leg grabbing, and shit like that?
If anyone finds my sides please give them back to me holy shit
inb4 lewis talks about ronda because he has to ride her nuts to get anyone to pay attention
Lewis vs nganmeme it needs to happen
Reminder that she gave Bleeblum Skloobs the succ
what you know bout them heem boys
>lellator
You know what I like to call Brendan Schaube?
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Bribbon Shob
I knew the Polish lad was going to go out when he tried to double leg Lewis. Dumb move.
derrick lewis wraps only protect his wrists? damn, nothing over knuckles?
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
JIMMY SMITH BTFO
fuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkkk
SAVIN EVERYBODY
OH SHIT HE MENTIONED THE B WORD
HAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY FUCK HAHAHHA APRIL
>ko
Derrick Lewis should be cut after that
i'm goin deep gurl
>shoutout to my wife
yaaaaaaaaa
>shoutout trae da truth
Booooooooo (fuck that nigga)
Absolutely based
we going deep now bois
I'M GOING DEEP
yea,pretty fucking dumb
>tfw I will never be April
I didn't know blacked did lez videos
420 BLAZE IT NATE
>that quick camera change
“IM GOIN DEEP” then Nate Diaz blatantly lighting up a joint
FS1 is fucked
GOING DEEP
BASED FUCKING NATE SMOKING WEED ON FOX
STAND
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>IM GOIN DEEP
>you betta git ready girl, I'm goin deep!
Nate Legend.
Who’s got the screenshot of nate with a joint?
HE'S GOING DEEP
>Nate Diaz
Wew.
Holy shit Lewis is based, he just totally insulted Jimmy Smith right to his face.
DUDE WEED LMAO
god i hate that guy
Nate smoking pot on the fighter cam
BASED DIAZ
>HE'S GOIN' DEEP
>Jimmy pussied out and said "hehe not touching that one lol" instead of "well, you're deep in the HW division now, DERRICK LEWIS!"
DUDE WEED
nate about to get shot mistaken for an illegal
>I'M GOING DEEP
What did he mean by this lads?
DUDE WEED
Nate "I beat Connor" Diaz
How do you know it was drugs?
Nate Diaz is such a brainlet
I love it when whitebois actually think they can compete with the BBC and then get hit by reality
>I'm going deep!
MAD MAN
C O W B O Y T I M E
>april be careful
>im goin in deep
Is Dana seething now that Bellator was mentioned
Every single Derrick Lewis interview is related to his libido
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>this fight card
>" i'm goin' deep"
>nate pulling out a joint
10/10 card. greatly exceeded my expectations
Nate is a bum. Only reason he's irrelevant is because of Conor and his spic fanbase.
I hate everything the Diaz brothers stand for but I love them because they're entertaining.
He also smashed the guy in the main event.
webm of the 420?
that was clearly a home rolled tobacco cigarette
jimmies rustled so easily though
user "I started watching MMA in 2016" ymous
"how deep you think black beast goes, gotta be like 10- 12 inches, right?"
>Taking L's all night long
How will whyte bois ever recover?
Who's Connor Diaz?
Why didn't he call out Ngannou
>IM GOIN DEEP
>camera pans over to Nate who pulls out a large joint about to light it up
Who’s got the screenshot for fucks sake
Lewis unironically showed a better ground game than Ngannou.
anyone screen cap diaz?
cow boy will get heemd
The average Texan is indistinguishable from an illegal, user.
WEBM MAN PLEASE DROP THOSE BLACK BEAST NATE DIAZ WEBMS ASAP I NEED EM
Can someone tell Cowboy to go back to 155 after this?
Seriously?
>no Ngannou callout
dammit, he said he would.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtu.be
CTE + THC is a lethal combination
requesting webm of Nate lighting up that joint
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> XdDxD
this shit is getting more retarded by the day
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tfw cowboy will be finished
This is the first non-PPV I've watched in a while, I picked a fun one.
that was a disastrous minute for Dana
>Bellator
>I'm going deep
>Nate with a joint
The island kid gets heemed
Fuck him calling out magoomba would have been magic
God damnit I love Cowboy, he is one of my most important boys, but I'm worried he is too far gone at this age. Too many wars, too much wear and tear
>yelling fight back at an unconscious guy
Kek Are all UFC fighters mentally stuck in 8th grade lmao
Is this cowboys last match?
Retirement fight incoming, pay your Hespects heem
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read it in his voice, well done
Giganigger would heem him in 1 minute
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Lewis is the living prove that retard strength matter more than technique the hw division
>I have more bonuses than he has fights
Is this just the line they give to Cowboy now? He said the exact same shit for Till. Waste of a recording
Unironically r/mma/new, first link:
streamable.com
second
He doesn't want it with Francis. Francis is like Black Beast except without the slow motion.
>nobody has fought the names Cowboy has!
Jimmy Smith is a fucking hack
I can't get over how savagely Lewis BTFO Jimmy Smith. I'm glad somebody is busting his balls, he doesn't just get to strut into the UFC and act like he owns the place. Glad Lewis made him humble.
literally the best moments of the card
I have a bad feeling Cerrone is getting sleepied.
i tink you mean 'incredibly good'
When was Bellator mentioned?
Makes sense the fake cowboy will retire in texas.
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME
#ufchawaii
lol
so your boy is cowboy?
>people were doubting based Black Beast
IT IS WHAT IT IS
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TAAAAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME
Yancy should work his way back as well
Absolute shit-tier walkout songs
>cringe ass John Denver remix
Medeiros seems pretty hype, I don't like Cowboy's odds
>this shitty bastardized version of a john denver classic
HEEM THIS ISLAND NIGGER, COWBOY
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i don't even dislike cowboy but it would kind of be funny if he loses again.
i feel the same way about JUSTy hendricks
>this walkout
Yancy is getting heemed 100%
were you not here literally 5 minutes ago?
He'll probably do it on mma hour tomorrow
Also did Yancy and Oliveria have foty for 2017? I know it was was between them and one of the Gathje fights.
Yancy also fought at 155. This will just mean hes done
i dont get it
Donald yes, Olivera no
>Yancy's hairline
wew. what happened there
do americans really take drugs next to children?
>irrelevant
did you mean "relevant"?
Cowboy or Yancy?
I have money on Yancy, should I cash out?
>I'm going deep into April
I thought niggers loved February?
>go back to a weight class where the cut made his body into glass
Great idea, let's watch him get killed on the scale and in the cage.
cowboy is getting gadooshed and flushed
No, Yancy has this
do europeans really ask questions about americans every 5 seconds?
Is recreational legal in Texas? back when youd be in jail for 10 years for 1 joint
>bastardizing john denver
i hope this nigger gets broken down
dude cash out right fucking now
After that walkout song I’d say yes
ez money lad cowboy might as well be named cteboy
Size matters more than technique anywhere. Fact is, these two guys shouldn't be in the same weight class. The size difference is huge. But they can't split heavyweight because nobody big and athletic wants to fight for Dana's chump change.
If you put middleweights in there with guys weighing in 30lbs heavier than him, they'd get shit on by inferior technique all the time.
Till took cowboy's soul.
this should be spicy but yancy can take a hit
Lmao those kids right next to him . What a good role model
This is the most reddit post I've ever seen on heem
That look on the little girls face....
Diaz is a fucking degenerate
Yancy about to do da ting
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Is Cowboy going to be the next Chuck Liddell when it comes to a decline?
Given the walkout song do it fast.
Nope, was fucking your dad. Did that answer my question you literal fucktard?
Whatd he say
>smoking tobacco
>taking drugs
this is basically like asking if americans drink next to children.
>Both guys singing along to their walkout songs
This makes me smile
KILLA HAOLE
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FAKE COWBOY FLOWN HERE
YANCY GROWN HERE
They both look ready to go lads, this might be a battle
cowboy about to expose this chinlet
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Thc actually helps with cte, a lot of football players use it to help with their cte. So that’s a benefit for the Diaz brothers chins, plus since they’re always in a dazed state they likely have an advantage in being able to react while rocked since they are used to it.
>34 years old
>still listening to kid rock
As opposed to getting heemed by 170ers?
His run at LW was incredibly solid, not making the same impression at all at WW
Bald
and you're a pussy
based little spic girl giving Nate the ishygddt look
Fagoot
I really hate this guy senpaitachi.
what's on cowboy's face?
It was beautiful. He put him on blast without shitting on him. Black Beast is a scary guy, but he's likable somehow.
he said "this is the black mans cage and ain't no cracka from belltor goin take it. HTOWN STAND UP!"
>do am
Yes. I just took some antibiotics next to my kid. You mad?
crashing this plane
with no survivors
>not hating your own walkout song
how are you gonna get your anger levels up to just bleed your opponent if you enjoy ur song?
Wrong. Diaz is a piece of shit who should be gassed and this behavior proves it.
both of my parents smoked weed my entire life. im a 27 year old neet living at home now
>Ngannou wins
>Another title shot
He was doing great at WW until he ran into elite competition...which is exactly what happened at LW.
He's just not good enough, weight classes have nothing to do with him being a middling fighter who never evolved.
i dont know if yancy is a southpaw but a lot of his highlights are from that stance
goodnight cowboy
What a fucking classic image
Wish I could grow a mustache like that.
>adults fighting in front of children
>several drunks in the crowd
>lots of curse words being said
>heem is worried about someone smoking a joint
i hope they're laced with fentanyl you piece of shit degenerate
the retirement fight JUST beard
UFC fight night Austin battle of the hairlines
your tears are both pathetic and delicious
Quality 420 science right there
I was about to post this. Agree 100% lol
Nate doesn't touch tobacco
But both of these fighters are the types of guys that high-five their opponent. They get their strength from friendship
T H I S
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wtf cowboy is taller than yancy
is this a boy or a girl?
>.which is exactly what happened at LW.
Mate he literally got to the title shot at LW. Sure, RDA starched him but RDA starched a few guys, there's nothing wrong with that.
He's a top 5 LW, can't say the same for WW
little girl is a buzzkill desu, mom and her bro seem to be having a good time,chill
When I used to smoke a fuckload I could do cardio all day. It was weird. Tobacco fucked me but being stoned put me in this mindless state where I just enjoyed the flow of cardio.
Take that away and I'm sitting there hating cardio.
I've tried lifting stoned and it's really shit. Way too lazy and casual.
this image will be posted in every thread for the next few months
Yes
yeah nobody thought of that fight
Yancy looks like what would happen if you sucked all the ill gotten gains out of Lombard.
>YANCY!
Rip in peace Cowboy
WHO IS THAT SCREAMING WHORE AND WHY HAS HER MOUTH NOT BEEN STUFFED WITH DICKS BY THIS POINT
Its reddit
>grows beard to hide glass jaw
It's over
So /heem/, Fit or Thicc?
not by 3 inches lol he is most likley 5 foot 11
was welterweight a mistake?
Is it a boy xor a girl?
>not considering xe might be of a non-binary gender
>herb dean
early stoppage incoming
surely jacksonwink aren't going to get exposed for the 1000th time?
He was top 5 at WW too until his recent skid, stop blaming the weight class for his shit career of always being the bridesmaid.
BASED ALBUQUERQUE
cant hide his glass body though
*embraces you in the center of the octagon*
the right is quite fit actually
>TFW i live in Chile and there is no way Stipe is going to pull my cat down of the tree
heem huggy
Herb Dean finally tucked that shirt in
battle of the buds :(
PVZ in the crowd
For sure, Nate is the bad guy here. Not the people taking a 6 year old guy to watch guys give each other brain damage for a few thousand dollars.
right all day erry day
a nadie le importa maraco culiao
thicc
>but I'll take fit too
Yes
Thicc as long as it's actually thicc and not a whale.
EEEEDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Edddddddddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
COWBOY GETTING GUTSHOT KO'D IN 120 SECONDS
Kek
Tell that nigger to stop screaming. This ain't Brazil
good pressure and speed from medeiros
>tfw it's a power of friendship episode
These are my favorite
Five rounds, why every main event?
what's wrong?
>grow a beard
>improve chin
Works everytime.
Damn.
Moron, martial arts are for the children
>tfw you and your brother scrap
>Knocks you down
>High fives you
>hugs you
>knocks you down again
Fit, closer to a guy
UGHHH
*drops you then hugs you*
Gay
god sjw are training that is disgusting
Yancy has some of the worst defense
Who is this nubian kween?
They were Ric Flair-ing
sauce
>that dark/pink contrast
Remider the orville is the CHAD tv show
That's a small horse, weird it's lying down like that.
Go get CTE Donald Ce-ro-nay!
Who this is?
>crowd was WOOOOing
>Cowboy now has a weirdly placed scalp cut that looks like a blade job
meme magic, Ric would be proud
>le slippy man
I don't hear much about it, same with Star Trek Discovery
Fucking heeeeremed
APOLOGIZE
>obligatory woman shrieking
HEEM DANCY YANCY
HEEM
COWBOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
YEHAW
>the state of hawaii head movement
HEEEEEEEM
yancy getting too wild
HEEM SLEEPY
nice
STAND
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All you niggas telling me Yancy was free money can get fucked
THATS MY FUCKING BOY
HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
DAYUM COWBOY
I waited until the season ended to check it out cause i hate waiting to watch tv, and its really good, its like light hearted star trek
Herb Dean strikes again.
Early
I'm so fucking happy right now.
I'm starting to think he's back
Wakanda slut are you baby? Jk, I'm Dave
OH BABY COWBOY IS BACK
BAMBI LEGS
This is really weird.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pottery
Lol what is this homo shit!
follow up shot was vicious but should let that go to the bell anyway
medeiros is gonna have slurred speech before he reaches 40
they're both cans
hope you listened to me lad
APOLOGIZE
yeee...
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Rate this card heem
For me light 10
APOLOGISE
KISSED UR GRANDMA ON THE MOUTH BRO
Fun last 30 minutes to this card
>go talk to my grandma, bitch
>he kissed cowboys mom on the lips
>CTE'd so hard you think a random woman is your grandmother
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DOUBTERS
COW BOY BABY
Sick of these early stoppages
Same man
>checks the rankings
Yeah... no
That was a hell of a knockout
>He was top 5 at WW too until his recent skid
Yeah but he just got put up there, he was a sustained top 5 LW, not WW. He has some notable wins at LW
Anyway that fight was kind of underwhelming. Decent heem but Medeiros was out quick. Would've liked to see more rounds. Yancy's chin was gone
UMA
>Yancy goes to hug Cerrone's grandmother
This whole fight has been so wholesome it hurts.
BREAKDOWN BONG WRONG AGAIN HOLY SHIT
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EDUCATE YOU?
HAHAHAHAHA
UKKEKPOSTER BTFO
Grandmom actually
Wasn't early
IS COWBOY BACK?!
>cuckboy beats a dude he's meant to beat
>hurrr he's baaaaaaack!
He's gonna get heemed the second he has to fight non cans again.
SORRY BASED COWBOY
>implying doubt
Ha
based Cowboy, I unironically picked you to win
cowboy should apologize to yancy's grandma
>thats not his mother
early stoppage
CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS
is olivi pregnant?
looking a little thic
THERE HE IS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does Cowboy have the best combo's on the entire roster?
No he got rocked after the first hit. The rest was gravy
I knew Herb Dean was gunna end it early as fuck that stupid fucking retard is such a bad ref.
Not to take away from Cowboy, the difference in experience was obvious. Cowboy is old but not stupid
S E E T H I N G
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this was a GOAT fight night thread
He did another outstanding combo
I don't feel so bad now
Was just about to post Yancy is finna get heemed and then he did.
I wasn't really rooting for a guy in that fight, would've liked more spice. That was all Cowboy
should of let him ride it out until the bell, could of been a spicy banger
Did Diaz come for Cerrone Diaz 2 callout?
The other angle is more clear
Long as you dont swing back yeah possibly
Lewd
AYY it's my first time being the solo winner
please don't post soy ITT
too much ass
way too early
ive been pissed and knocked his grandma out
cowboys punches werent landing while he was on the ground
See thats the difference between a shot on the jaw, and a hard hit. Hueboy hits hard for a welterweight, but his shots arent exceedingly accurate. When you hit a guy on the jaw like or the temple, he loses control of his limbs without going totally unconscious, and then you are free to finish him off. Thats also what makes Conor such a grate finisher, his accuracy
It was unironically a good stoppage.
Dude was out of it and getting pounded on
Sauce familia
Man you are blind and stupid, Yancy was fucking done and out after that follow up bomb on the ground.
Enjoy watching him get CTE against elite competition, that's of course if he doesn't retire right now.
In real time I didn't think it was early, on the replay I thought perhaps
I think Herb Dean is SHOOK after Bisping/Silva and Cowboy/Masvidal so he stepped in to end the fight quickly before there was controversy
Never 4get when some heemster got Cowgoy to respond seriously to the milkyway copypasta
this was a great card desu
the ear punch is the chad punch
Yancy beats a couple of cans and people think he isn’t trash. Absolute shocking head movement as soon as his chin is gone he’s done in he ufc
>mfw cowboy fucked my picks and I'm 1 off winning again
>mfw not even mad because cowboy is my eternal boy
Holy fuck, who's that smokeshow beside Cowboy's grandma?
cerrone is one of the most fun fighters to watch when he's on and he's also a great dude. too bad he doesnt have much of a chin and is all over the place performance wise
post the pasta?
Great card!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>fall face first onto mat not protecting your head
>take several shots afterwards
>early stoppage
post webms
This was joke, was actually thinking about it the other day kek
Wife
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man, this seems so long ago
Fucking heem yourself you underage scrub, thats as clear as a heem gets, god get off my fucking general
>ywn nurse a pregnant olivi
I smile to hide the pain
>Not picking your boy every fight
Nu heem is a mistake
did cowboy's grandma kiss yancy in the mouth?
Girlfriend, actually, they're not married for some bizarre reason. They've been together for years Im pretty sure.
It's like watching Tekken 3 at the aracades.
BASED COWBOY!
Shut up
Hueboy actually deleted yancys chin completely and he probably came into this fight still concussed he was getting rocked by anything
I got Usmans brother to reply
Did you not see the fucking replay? He was gadooshed and flushed
Clean
You got a lot of balls newfag
It was a good stoppage you tard.
He seems really insecure and bitchy about a fucking joke story, must be the constant heems and balding.
>be broke
>50 buck in the red cuz I am a stupid whoremonger
>recently decided to go with my gut when betting
>didn't bet that often because I had no money, but ALWAYS got it right
>finally, after I got Mitrione/Nelson right too, I go for this card
>Millender, Sage, Lewis, and Yancy/Cowboy not going the distance
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was gonna bet on Vick too, but I chickened out. 43 € return on 5 €. Noice.
he's legit stiff as a board
this is accurate. he needs to get her pregnant already.
>yancy is gonna knock cowboy out
>this is cowboys retirement fight, hes done
>yancy is free money
top fucking zozzle you cazzies. thanks for dumping money into the bookies so i could take it out. cerrone by KO at 6.00 remember LMAO
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Kenny Florian is a killer.
Oliveirashould've beat him. The broken nose lost him the fight.
>for some bizarre reason
There is literally no reason for a man to get legally married in this day and age.
Donald "fuck this head movement shit bruh" Cerrone bless
Vick vs Cowboy when?
>>be broke
buck in the red cuz I am a stupid whoremonger
>>recently decided to go with my gut when betting
>>didn't bet that often because I had no money, but ALWAYS got it right
gee i wonder why youre broke lad
just go with your gut its always right!
Ayyyyyy
Nice one m80
I had 20 on the Groves/Cerrone dbl myself
>tfw your boys get the job done
Guys guys, why did Yancy Medeiros go and hug TJ Dillashaws wife after the fight?
I picked cowboy the last 3 fights he's had and it's given me ptsd senpai, I thought his chin was GADOOSHED and flushed but clearly not as bad as yancys
Cuz why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
Hey guys hehe is thrue that you guys posts cp in the world cup event? hehe just
NEW
>Sage
>Lewis
How lucky were you feeling after those fights?
source on his lack of chin? he's fine.
DAMMIT LEWIS
Oliveira is NOT a can.
Pls post Megan Olivi pics. She is so cute.
Cowboy doesn't spent a lot of time on computers, user. He seems like he has a good sense of humor in person, but normies get confused when they go on the internet and aren't sure how to take comments.
I wish Cowboy had retired there. He might not get another opportunity like that to do so.
I agree with you but he's a super traditional southern kinda guy so it seems weird.
Prime Kenny florian would heem james vick
Cause everyone on the farm uses the cow
in australia youre common law married after like 2 years
games rigged yo
Pretty sure he's fighting out his contract like so many others have
He's so close to too many records and will probably fight 3 more times this year
>there are ""people"" ITT who bet real money on Yancy
lmao
He was done before he hit the ground, dumbass.
>got blocked for 10 minutes
for fucking what?
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Didn't watch Sage. Lewis, lol, what a brainlet, but Tybura has garbage defense, of course Lewis should heem him.
I have literally never been wrong since UFC 220. Actually, I have been right about those too9, but I was too greedy and bet on DC by sub and Stipe by KO.
>there are people in this thread that doubted the black beast
Same here, tobacco makes me a sedentary dumbfuck while weed makes the workout funnier.
Callate conhetumare y anda a celebrar que la derecha vuelve al gobierno
Do you have property division for common law marriages? We don't up here.
Tbf, I wasn't super impressed. Seems pretty hittable.
Bellator
Puta que te demoraste en contestar tonto weon
yeah assets pools get divided
Absurd. If people wanted to do that they'd get married. Fucking feminism. We'll probably be there soon enough, but for now Walsh v. Bona keeps it a-ok to differentiate.
I C O N I C
unironic
why do they make it so hard to smoke weed at big venues in America?
>why is it illegal to break the law in public?