HARDER VICKI HARDER Edition
Women's Session 9: Starting at 3:05
GBR vs. SUI
DEN vs. OAR
CHN vs. USA
JPN vs. SWE
HARDER VICKI HARDER Edition
Women's Session 9: Starting at 3:05
GBR vs. SUI
DEN vs. OAR
CHN vs. USA
JPN vs. SWE
First for Anna Sloan
Second for Shuster Redemption Arc
I'd give Vicki a hicki
Having seen him at both 2010 and 2014, if he could actually turn this around and get a bronze or something would be insane.
>it's been a long time coming
I want to start a family with Lauren lads
Need your lads to get one over on the Brits(I mean Scotts whoops lmao).
I believe in Captain Sexypants
GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, VICKI!
>Brits(I mean Scotts whoops lmao)
You can't be Scottish without being British lad
>/curl/ not in the OP.
You fucked up.
>no /curl/ in the title
lmao we're gonna get 2 threads aren't we?
>Queen of curling Anette Norberg on Swedish tv now to talk about the next match
F U J I S A W A poster where
no such thing as british
Happy birthday Hamilton \o/
How do you become elite at curling?
Come from a quirky rural curling family
Move to Canada, drink beer.
You should Finnish your life m8
DO IT FOR HER
>showing 2006 and 2010 final replays
literally in tears here bois :33333
why the fuck is she so ugly now?
she was beautiful :^(
be a part of the muirhead / smith mafia
Look in a mirror m8
if you mean that I'm ugly yes, I'm just as ugly as I was 10 years ago.
No, you just see yourself every day so you don't notice what a minger you've become over time.
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So there is no more actual /curl/ thread now that OP fucked everything up, right?
when is it starting
no, I have pictures, I look exactly the same.
Do you dream of electric sheep?
21 bings to be exact
25 bings
nice thanks lads
wtf the authorities did some sort of sandpapering onthe gliding surface half way though the tournament.
And made the stones worse according to Edin
Literally the reason we're not undefeated
maybe you're not so bad france
Let's not get carried away now
lads rate my comfiness:
tucked in bed, shitposting, raining outside and the curling is about to start
y-you too
perfide albion
I look older, not uglier.
she looks fatter, her hair is all fucked up (like she's missing some or something).
fuck off.
Homan paid off the authorities to make a surface she's more accustomed to. Fujisawa was robbed
Where do you live?
which team has the best asses to watch ?
sydney
Why are your jimmies so rustled, you ugly cunt?
BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY, NOT HER
WHY IS SHE UGLY
>ants
debatable
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It's amazing how much faster the judges can determine which stone is closer after that meme jap/usa ruling. It's as if that first guy actually didn't know what he was doing.
SATSUKI
A
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S
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K
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FUJISAWA
U
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W
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gurls with the curls
BASED
No that was legitimately one of the closest measurements I've ever seen
藤 澤 五 月
澤
五
月
If you noticed before the measurement he pushed the usa stone with the measuring device while he was trying to set it up.
I'm not salty about it, but he didn't seem to know what he was doing.
Satsuki close up again :3
CUTE
also >yummy suzuki
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Is she balding?
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Gaijin fucking shits
sweden will win
:3
will win the loser award
RUDE
lets go usa/swe/sui!
>"You'll curl too"
how ded are denmark and oar
I I YO
I
Y
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AYAYA
Top down view of Anna Sloan is pretty sweet my dude
Fuck you too, buddy
what does he mean with this face?
you can tell eve,dem english crazy screams
>I lost to Shuster
when you see a swedish poster
>f Anna Sloan
yeah but the swiss bitches are soooo fugly
>"gotta go hard!!"
dayum
homan needs all the help she can get
Japan is being extra cute right now
I-I'm just as good as Kevin Martin guys. H-honest
Maybe JJ can give her all the help she needs
Oh my god, their voices are too cute.
Where's the australian team?
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>Anna
pic.twitter.com/ONxzw8tR5I
naisu blank
wow this chn usa game is gongshow from the get go... for both sides
NAISU
What's that horn mean??
>starting to choke hard just because you've reached the semis
COME ON
only in my dreams, sadly
E V E
V
E
>these rock piles in chn-usa and gbr-sui
in the swedish team's room lad
Anna Hasselborg looks like a hippo
OUR EVE IS BACK
E V E
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What the fuck was that China. At least USA winning is good for Japan
LET'S FUCKING GO
sad she didnt risk it all for the 6, but that was the smarter play. too bad tho.
eternal eve
convinced definitely another medal from women's team pursuit
feels so comfy
She had the line too
woah woah woah.. woah.. naisu :3
>no home internet
>only channel 7's shitty coverage
>they probably won't show the curling
Why does life have to be so suffering?
this girl is cute!!!
Japan is way too cute tonight, very naisu
you just know
wtf benched?!
waifu
im muting that game. i cant handle the constant II YO NAISU anymore
Has the Olympic committee outlawed unattractive girls from this sport?
If so, I approve!
rude
i'm muting you lad
Getting triggered by cute, that's sad.
if unattractive girls were banned the white trash with a sleeve tattoo wouldn't be playing
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wow japan fucked up there hard. what was with that turn. she didnt even have her hand on the handle and sort of pushed it with her fingertips to turn it. no wonder she lost her touch on that rock. wonder what made her panic like that. hog line came up too fast?
Why did not swe put the stone in the fucking circle? it was damn stupid
it started cute. it stopped being cute into the 6th hour of hearing it.
Can the USA women channel the power of Punished Shuster and play clutch like him?
You know I wouldn't mind having these kind of teeth. Must be so much easier to keep clean
>"anime voices"
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Sweden refrocked GB yesterday. Not taking any chances against them today
that ass shot wew
putting it closer to the other rock in the house makes a double take out easier. that lets japan potentially blank. swe wanted to force a single on japan there by putting up a guard so that japan needs shot rock without giving her the weight to pop the shot rock out and still blank. a score of 1 there is a win for swe
I have similar teeth and bits of food are always getting stuck between them.
NAISU
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>"naisu!"
Curling anime when?
Why have I wasted my life until now by not watching qtsweep lads?
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it's ok lad, it doesn't matter what path you take, it's where you end up that matters
chn almost gave away a steal. that would have been a disaster.
Well should be easy to remove?
I don't know the English words but I have the absolute opposite. I even had 2 teeth both up and down removed when I was a kid and it's still not a millimeter of space between any of them. So when shit gets stuck it not only hurts (say a pop corn shell or the "skin" of an onion) and is so hard to get out
EROGE
R
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G
E
Welcome to the ride, watch the danes
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HURRY HARD
>NICE-U
I am now a weeabo without even watching anime
>Vicki Adams will never shout 'HAAAAAAAARD' at you during intercourse
jdimsa desu
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ごごごごごごごごごごごご
shit hit and roll anna. what are you doing? stop letting eve distract you.
>can hear sloan in the japanese game
kek based
>Vicki Adams
literally the ugliest curling slag you got
>Those Chinese grunts
I guess that's what they really sound like during sex.
this is actually the sound the rocks make going down the ice, though
That'd be Lauren Gray
>You
Literally a butt pirate
I dont think Im going to make it guys
>All these qt Japanese grrrls
So I got laid during curling like you guys recommended. It was next level comfy.
story
she is second behind sloan
come on japan. fucking man up. thats a straight runback double that you can stick your runback with. why so scared to play takeouts?
tell your girls to stop winning, I don't want satsuki to be sad
To each their own, I suppose
Clutch eve has returned
>'HARD LINE, HARD LINE, HARD LINE, HARD LIIIINE.... good shot'
>choking this hard
where the fuck did this usa team come from? is this the same team? what the hell is with USA today?
>oar den game
>what a mess
This one about to end in 3 ends lads
satsuki...............................
not naisu
SATSUKI NO
japan nervous? ;_;
It was prior agreed upon that at some point I would "Make it right" and "pay what I owe" tonight. So when he came for me I just asked if I could leave the game on. The screaming only distracted him once. And from the right angle I could watch the game with a cock in my mouth.
I don't know what I'm going to do once curling ends. I can kill the first 3 hours of the day in my office by watching these matches.
>sweden
Shuster drained Satsuki of her clutch ability.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANNA?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR DRAWS TODAY?!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Sweden fuck up
>I don't know what I'm going to do once curling ends
Work maybe
HÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅRT
>sweden fucking chokes an easy 2 and possibly a 3
swiss girls coulda got 3.
eve is tearing already
swe letting japan off the hook with that
rakki
Damn they actually scored 2.
/curl/, ladies and gentlemen
>tfw the divine winds protect japan
NAISU
Not enough work to keep me busy for 40 hours. My appointment is fully funded through May so I'm just riding it out and doing what I can.
What am I watching? god helped it or not. should have stolen of 3 or 4 points. There is still hope. hang on there girls.
Fair enough
The fucking STATE of this commentator.
>UH 1-1 UH 1-1 AND 1-1 UH 1-1 after 3 ends.
>She also loves painting her nails
>I didn't know that was a sport.
BASED commentator
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>chinks
China just decided not to play today I guess...
Feels kinda nice not to be the ones getting stomped early.
cuter in live pictures, but she got the teeth of a toddler
This Swiss girl looks like she's on crack
7-1 incoming boys. thanks for being a real pal, ameribros.
>Muffled USA in the distance
GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, VICKI!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
swish.
limeys going down
>1--7
the absolute people's republic of china
tfw you'll never be in a chill curling squad chilling it at the Olympics
bros why even?
now if only fucking sweden can stop choking, we'd be golden here.
JAPAN NO
NO THIS IS NOT NAISU
Are you implying we're throwing to keep Canada out of the playoffs?
Because that's the only reason I can be happy right now
Nina has a fat little butt
>THAT SMILE
Here I am you stupid brit fucks! What, you think I am gonna hide from a british rent boy like you!?
So you won a gold medal big deal? You think's that's enough to top Sweden's medal tally! Hell it isn't. We fucking did 8-5 on your ass at curling, mate, Barca style, bro. And your point is gonna be a point sympathy of crying Eve
You don't quit, man. You don't shiv. Oh, what, you just got fired from your job!? Keep nagging your boss to give it fucking back, then telk him to fuck off once you get accepted again. You find out our girl is betraying you with some seven big black guys!? Beat the fuck out of them, fuck that bitch one last time and tell her to fuck off. Britain wins a gold, you are stopping to bully them!? Never on my watch
Sorry what's that? Switzerland is leading!? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Scottish soygirls btfo and gb is gonna lose 100% guaranteed and CONFIRMED
Gotta hope Eve goes clutch in the last game
Japan has just fallen apart in the last couple days. They were so accurate before.
>Our good luck charm turns up just when we need him
Styrkekram
>Eve goes clutch
triple take out time
OOOOH SHIT, Based British Hating Swedeposter.
Based Yoshida
>54%
yes. win your goddamn game, assholes. japan is putting this on a platter for you, and you already threw it on the floor once. dont do it again.
I mean did you see our SK game? Korea were playing super shit but they found a way to play even worse.
I blame the new stone grinding
>2 shots left
>no rocks in house yet
>japan
What language are the Swiss speaking?
Japan you lucky fucking cunts
We should bring the alternate in here. I'm sure she'd love to get the chance to say she actually competed in the olympics.
satsuki pls get used to the new surface
hey japan, you're supposed to avoid the guards. holy luck in actually getting the stone in the house this time tho lol
Japan, get it together please.
It was all gambatte.
too far. japan has a draw for 1 at least to save this.
ebonics
>the empire of Japan
satsuki has
satsuki sucks today
Big deal who the fuck cares about the autistic japs!? Oh wait white virgin nerds do. Wanna know why? Because both eat too much fucking soy. I hope the japs get fucked big time by our gals.
Japs are japs, but at least they will win a medal unlike the scottish soygirls 100% confirmed.
one yerro
could have been worse than a steal of one
japan what happened ;_;
WOW JAPAN. you threw a runback takeout that wasnt even going to get u much, and u missed it. its like you WANT to make it hard on yourself.
>ebonics
you just know anna takes nigger dicks.
why Nip-Swed game ?
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because the usa chn game is already done lol. maybe ill go back to it if the usa gives back 4 more point, but right now, its fucking done. every stone from 3 to 8 for usa is going to be used for takeouts. have fun scoring chn.
I've been watching Satsuki matches for two years
Imagine being a curling chad and having a village orgy with team Japan
You'd be upset that Denmark didn't invite you to the lesbian orgy
>all that nippy screeching
>needs earplugs
Reminder that Eve should be put down and that Anna should be skip
Japan is BACK
fuggg I was too comfy and fell asleep what did I miss lads
pretty sure john morris is swimming in curling pussy right now. 6'3" firefighter with good looks that has two gold medals in curling.
Reminder that Vicki should be skip and Anna should be put down
>Japan
hahahhaaha
Fuck you
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holy sHIT JAPAN why
>Lauren
>ugly
Fight me irl nerd
Reminder that Ana would cut you for chatting shit about her bitch
FUCK THE JAPS, FUCK TEAM GB, FUCK LIVERPOOL, FUCK ARSENAL, FUCK CHELSEA, FUCK MAN CITY, FUCK SPURS AND GB WON'T WIN 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED.
SWITZERLAND HAS THIS GAME WIN IN THE POCKET 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS NERDS AS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT.
The absolute state of Japans curlers
only a mudslime can screech this hard.
Go blow yourself up, fucking achmed.
>FUCK THE JAPS, FUCK TEAM GB
Where do I sign up for this?
:^) >(You)
euuuuh non ?
I'm watching the USA/CHN game. Tried to check in on the Japanese game, and the sound is 30 second off.
Shit. Ok. Time to break out the ancient laptop
inb4 Anna chokes this take out
>only a mudslime can screech this hard.
did you even look at the flag?
Anna will FUCKING CHOKE 100% GUARANTEED SCREENCAP THIS NERDS
choke what now? that was a nice hit and roll
Finlandia is besto vodka.
How stronk is swe vodka?
take that swiss bitches
What do the numbers they're calling out mean? Like sometimes 2, 7.5 8, 10, etc
Fuck. The japs used some Anime-rasengan-kamehame-jijutsu-soduku power and somehow stayed in place with their stone.
hes implying sweden is cuck state being overrun by muslim immigrants
We finna steal right here nigguh
>no ring on Anna's finger
How many cocks do you think she's taken so far in the Olympic village?
It means where they think it will end up. 1 is right at the top of the house, 10 is right at the bottom
aussie was implying that it was obvious it's a mudslime because it is a swedish flag
en.wikipedia.org
some teams use their own terminology, like by circle like 4foot, 8 foot, etc. mostly canadian teams. internationally, and younger teams, use the number system.
at the same time?
Pretty much had 4 top final shots
>SUI
Nice shot desu
>Nobody able to crack deuce
ehehehe
>Nobody able to crack a deuce.
Commentator really had a way with words.
Well at least it's tied
Sehr schön indeed
STOP SAYING II YO WHEN IT'S CLEARLY NOT II YO
satsuki shooting 48% lol
not like her team is much better tho
the title of this thread makes me uncomfortable
Time for Lind to pretend like he's coaching.
f e a s t
Strawberry break
I love how they all have snack time after end 5.
Half-time oranges are out, lads
dont want blood sugar to drop, and a game can go 3 hrs
china on suicide watch
/Comfy/
fuck sweden honestly
>tfw no curling qt to gobble your banana
>mandatory banana eating
l-lewd!
>"... and he was a great player"
>quickly cut to music and montage
Commentator BTFO
comfy but kinda boring desu
Can we get Cory in now? I want a new face.
So if you win the curling do you only get one medal. Seems like alot of effort and time for one medal if so.
Where as Norwegians and Dutch are playing the game right and getting loads of gold's in quick events like ice skating
>66% draw accuracy
>59% takeout accuracy
Swiss skipper carrying her team so far.
becca shooting 93% lead
EVE THE MIDGET IS GOING TO CHOKE 100% CONFIRMED.
>tfw eating snacks with the curlers to feel like i'm a part of something
>Slightly boring
One of the most underrated types of comfy. You can keen an eye on other things while still following it.
Reminder that this man is ELITE and cannot be stopped from redemption.
Hunt that wabbit.
Only if he's in Punished Shuster form
wtf I love quasimodo now
Beccas lip piercing is so offputting. What a slag.
USA just wants no stones in play. this is done. gonna be 4 more ends of this.
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Can you imagine if Nina was your nurse? She can check my prostate whenever she wants.
Sneaky Nip stone still in.
nom nom nom
*trombone music playing*
big miss by sweden. that looks in. no double either.
nop
>Anna's little munchkin voice
Muh dick
I don't like it desu, I'd keep her quiet.
>40%
She always looks so nervous after releasing
i need that annas last HAAARRRHARRRHARRRRRRD
as my ringtone
Feels kind of ironic eating ramen while watching this
NAIS SWEEPU
Tabitha is a pharmacist. Does curling attract successful people? Or do you have to be rich to play?
japan fucked up. blank is on the board
Hey high five, Cred Forums.
if u got a place to rent equipment from, its dirt cheap. i play for 20 bucks for like 3 ends with equipment. but yeah a lot of successful people play it because they have the time to put into it i guess.
naisu force of 1
BRITAIN IS LOSING BIG TIME. BRITISH MIDGETS ARE CHOKING. 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED THAT BRITAIN WILL LOSE.
SWITZERLAND HAS GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% CONFIRMED WIN FOR THE SWISS. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TRY .
HAVE FUN WITH THE PRATICIPATION MEDAL EVE HAHAHAHAA
SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITISH SOYBOYS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH MY PREDICTIONS.
EVE
L
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T
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ETERNAL /eve/
PLEASE N/eve/R LEAVE
WE LOVE YOU FOR/eve/R
FOR ALL ETERNITY
this guy REALLY wants anglo dick in his mouth
Very nice.
Thanks for blessing that score of 2
>timing
kek
i was like, oh she fuckde up now, but the rub was light. lucky eve.
Just follow cran's advice now, force the 1 and take a 2
NETHERLANDS BTFO NO MEDAL IN MEN'S 500M SPEED SKATING
The autismo sweede
THE SWISS WILL GET A MINIMUN OF 2 POINTS AND THST IS 100% CONFIRMED. I JUST KNOS THAT THEY WILL HUMLIATE THE ANGLO MIDGETS 100% GUARANTEED.
BRITAIN WILL CHOKE IT MORE THAN STEVIE G DURING THE EPL AND MORE THAN EBJT AS WELL DURING THR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS POST AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% SPOT ON WITH MY PREDICTIONS
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Do you just get some buddies and go play on a Friday night or something? Is the ice open to play when there isn't a league or anything?
China giving away that point for another shot at the hammer.
Sorry guys, USA is going to have to continue to wreck you.
if hockey is smile japan, curling is naisu japan
It's good but it's not right?
call the curling rink, sign up for when there is a free sheet, pay the fees for ice and rental, go and curl.
Kek, Trent Dilfer is now into curling too.
get drunk afterwards, wake up with a hangover and sore arms and realize how out of shape you are
Naisu
japan and sweden curling yet no QTs
True, all that sweeping for hours on end?
But what gives me pause is the ending at the waist. I got some fucked up disks, but I wanna try this sport!
naisu blank
Say what you see
need more Naisuuuu
Naisu blank.
Finland bant yet no laughs.
Naisu~
Mr chips my real n
why does muirhead always sound like shes pushing out a poo
its more core than back because you lean all your weight on the broom and need core to maintain the constant shifting if weight from sweeping while on ice. i cant sweep for shit cause i dont have that core or balance. for new players, its a struggle just to get stones into the house at the proper weight. way harder than it looks. sweeping is just fun, but dont expect a lot of impact from it at the newbie level. itll be decided on shots.
*yet no gold medals
Trying to impress Anna
rustled leaf yet no wind
my man
Niasuuu~
if theres a local curling club, call them up. its tons of fun, and half of that is heckling your pals and shittalking as everyone misses and falls over.
I don't think I can eat anymore of these grapes, thanks user. :^(
Hmmmmmm so Pilates might be one of the best ways to prep for efficient sweeping, along with arm strength. Throwing seems a lot like bowling to me. Staying steady, being consistent with force. Man, I kinda suck at bowling.
How come men are so much better at curling than woman? This is one of those rare sports that doesn’t require much physical strength but rather intelligence, concentration, dexterity etc... yet men are clearly far superior at it.
Is curling the ultimate proof of male supremacy?
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if back is really an issue, be skip so u can sit in the house and not sweep.
She's Scottish so she probably smokes 10 packs a day.
I just want the audio from the GBR game to play over everything else. Those scottish accents kill me
My local club has learn to curl classes that you have to attend first, but they're in November.
LMAO China!!!!!! At least you have the hammer again!!!
what does this pic convey
This commentator should narrate a curling history documentary.
TOP EVE
I'm a perfect captain. I'm an idea man, and I like giving orders.
I laughed in finnish
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ARE EVE !!!!!
great shot
FUCKING HELL
THE SKIPS ARE ON TOP FORM
Seriously, what happened to China. It looked like they were poised to be in the semis but has been shitting on the ice every game now.
Nice shot SUI
This game's tense af
>Private Latrine
SUISSE ELITE
bowling is easier. but takes more arm strength. pushing a rock is all legs and hips. you use your arm to steer it a little bit, but its all in the push off from the hack. you arent going to throw around a 45lb stone very easily with arms, even on ice. the top mens players can and will pick the stone off the ice for more power and speed in their delivery, but you better have strong arms for that.
Why hasn't China conceded yet? What are they waiting for?
Fuck me sideways
THERE YOU GO
Switzerland pls stop, you're scaring me
actually, its because of strength and size that the men are better curlers. they can throw much much harder, which makes stuff like runback double and triple takeouts, as well as deep hit and rolls possible. also, sweeping can influence a stone's path from as much as 2 feet sideways and up to like 15 feet in distance. sweeping is all power and endurance, as well as body weight on the broom.
They don’t concede easily even if it’s unrealistic after being down 7 after 7 ends.
I remember that game they lost 3-12.
Throwing the match to help US go through so they can smash us in the elimination rounds
>there are people not watching the GB Swiss match
My leg strength is top notch!
good post then lad, congrats on the gold :)
China got a faulty rock similar to Eve and now they're letting them shoot again
Eve got screwed
faulty stone
gib direct link
I think GB should have put a guard ball.
>helping an opponent get in front of you in the standings
>giving them a crucial tie breaker over you
is this at an actual curling rink and not just an ice skating rink that they convert for curling? if so, thats odd. i can understand them not having pebbled ice for curling year round if they share ice, but i dont see why itd take so long if they have actual curling sheets available. maybe not enough instructors.
i think korea has better qts than nippon
Think she played the right shot. 9 times out of 10 we'd have stolen one there or only given up one
>Hambeast
is it a requirement that you have to have blue eyes to curl if you're from a yte country?
dont think ive seen a brown eyed womens curler from a european or even le 56% country
I am not just talking about this game. Plus, they have hard opponents the rest of the sessions too.
MMM
MMM
MMM
MMMMM
>taking that post literal
I'm simply implying USA is shit
Is it really a good idea to hire an English coach when the players can't talk back to it?
man all these games, except for american shock and awe, are so close
>EVE HARD SWEEPING
MUHH DICKKK
When the coach is better than your other candidates then yeah, and Canadians are the best.
it is when your country has no history of curling so foreign coaches bring the most knowledge. besides, thats why they have second coaches that can speak both languages to translate. though satsuki actually has really good english for a japanese person, and they live and train in canada.
Yoshida speaks English and translates for the rest of the group.
OHP
OHP
OHP
OHP
GANGMAN STYLE
HEYYYY SEXY VICKYYY
>ywn have Eve as your captain and make her proud
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Is it just China? Didn't we concede while losing by less against Canada a few nights ago
Yeah it's the Detroit curling club. Maybe they have other events, I just checked their website quickly and that's all I could find.
Was it autism?
satsuki no
Commit seppuku right now.
Yeah. In that 3-12, they were down big pretty early on even though it was unlikely they could catch up.
*sad anime noises*
the scottish girls are so lovely
make me feel warm and fuzzy
>stick ur little titties out
>go for that chipmunk look.
>eves favourite show is geordie shore
what a lad
How can a rock be faulty?
the light on the rock can be faulty lad
Japan could just smash randomly into the house and do better than they are.
We'll see if this was the correct decision.
>Japan actually tried that shot
well that sucks that they make you have to attend the learn to curl classes first and dont have enough instuctors. cant blame them tho. i bet they dont get a lot of people wanting to learn to curl. maybe the stuff is outdated, or they will get enough interest with the olympics to have one sooner. worth giving them a call to ask about anyways. cant hurt.
What the fuck was that Eve?
Will Satsuki ever recover from this slump?
get fucked anime
I want Nina to be my mommy
China finally conceded, which match should I watch now?
Damn, Japan is fucking up hard. Probably gave away the match there.
Curling anime never ever
whats team muirhead eating today lads?
Rude.
>Nina said she loves me
See you later boys
>japan saying II YO after giving up a steal of 2
Naisu tryu
Japan was killing every team in stolen ends going into the Canada match. Now likely two straight games without one.
Thats exactly how eve tells anna to tongue/rub her clit for orgasm
some fucker in the crowd has a vuvuzela
what a lad
Alright, Danes. Time to tie it up.
>Yeah it's the Detroit curling club.
>Detoilet
> full of niggers
check the suburbs man.
the WHITE ones.
I LOVE YOU TOO NINA
based
been here way too lomg
I live in the suburbs. The club is actually in Ferndale, not Detroit.
Now time to listen to these scottish slags wailing
Hurry what match should I watch the end of?
Japan just as shook as after earthquake
airhorn guy needs to fuckin stop it
THE SWISS HAVE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED NOW SCREENCAP THIS BRITISH LOSERS
EVE THE MIDGET IS BIGGER CHOKER THAN SLIPPY G
Exaliftin
The Japanese language is so cute
gbr is closer
japan is in tougher position, but has more drama
Who won DEN-OAR?
>SCREEN CAP THIS
every single post. Have we diagnosed his condition yet?
It's autism
He probably votes SD
Still playing. End 9 4-7 OAR. Early in the end
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It's over aniki.
Time for nap
Swiss skip is literally the only good player on the team.
>not voting SD
Explain why are you're for the holocaust against white people?
will japan take the lead?
sweden plz
KLOPP: BOOM
THE SWISS ARE LEADIG NOW 100% GUARANTEED
GB BTFO LIKE SLIPPY CHRISTIE.
LOL couldnt do that again if she tried
tie to final end
Swiss chocolate?
More like Swiss choke a lot!
Wow, some swiss cheese shot
swiss PLZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pfhahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
Swe should've gone for a double.
LOL
>Suisse
kek
For me, it's Lauren Gray
Unlucky
THE SWISS HAVE WON 100% CONFIRMED CONGRATS.
yea this is stupid
poor swiss qt
EVE
L
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Absolute madwoman!
2010 world cup Cred Forums was the golden age of Cred Forums
eve is building a wall lads
Naisu yoshi
naisu
Ok Fujisawa. You guys were getting so many fucking steals in your first 5 matches. 1 MORE
Plz tell me there's a webm of that swiss cheese
kek what was that switzerland
Satsuki will clutch it out, bros.
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Why are the Swiss team coached by a terrorist?
Gerry Adam was never a member of the Swiss curling team
Jesus.
Go to Canada, they must have something in Windsor
it really was hysterical
HE SWISS HAVE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED NOW SCREENCAP THIS BRITISH LOSERS
EVE THE MIDGET IS BIGGER CHOKER THAN SLIPPY G
THE SWISS WILL GET A MINIMUN OF 2 POINTS AND THST IS 100% CONFIRMED. I JUST KNOS THAT THEY WILL HUMLIATE THE ANGLO MIDGETS 100% GUARANTEED.
BRITAIN WILL CHOKE IT MORE THAN STEVIE G DURING THE EPL AND MORE THAN EBJT AS WELL DURING THR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS POST AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% SPOTNON WITH MY PREDICTIONS
of course its the fuckin japanese fans with the air horn
I sometimes wonder what happened to us all
and how old were you when you were posting in 2010 kek
>11 stones in play
what a mess
BASED BULLY SWED IS BACK!
agreed
I'm VERY mad I missed Switzerland's spaghetti.
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fuck i miss Mouse
You SDare is as easy to trigger as feminists.
Put your trip back on, Mouse
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Aint no fucking underageb& here
>not being at least 18 years old in 2010
citywindsor.ca
literally right across the detroit river. 20 mins instruction for first time rentals, no stupid beginners course.
W E W
nice one swiss
damn nigga you're 30?
im 18 rn :)
The suburbs on Detroit are some of the nicest in the country. Why do you think the city of Detroit is in such bad shape? All of the white people with money left and live in very nice suburban communities.
>im 18 rn :)
if true, you missed out on good Cred Forums
commiserations
Well later this year yea, kiddo
is this samsung do what you can't gonn be the last ever commercial featuring all white people?
GB WILL CHOKE BIG TIME HERE 100% ASSURANCE FROM THE SWEDE WHO IS ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH HIS PREDICTIONS SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITISH NERDS.
Suisse skip is buttfucking Eve
What the fuck is Japan's strategy, wait for a choke?
lauren lips...............
freshie
Should have blanked earlier. Winning will be very hard now.
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i've been here since the 2006 world cup
That's what it seems like. It is what got them a bunch of stolen ends in their early matches
>Cred Forums
>2006
what did he mean by this
how much bitter disappointment does life have in store for me?
thanks
Anyone feel bad for OAR? They can't stop choking.
kino
Fucking great shot tbqh
TOLD YOU BRITS I am 100% fucking right all the time I can assure you shits that 100%.
...belong to me, stay away m8
a lot more lad but as long as you have a goal, you will be ok
Thank you friendo
Why you lie?
Lauren > small blonde > Eve > chunky blonde
hope that helps
>i've been here since the 2006 world cup
We've got a liar
>OAR
lul
good lad
have a (you)
nah i was another tripfag back in the day
lads i've been here since the 2000 olympics
I can't look. Are the good guys winning?
This is an excellent order of worst-to-best, thanks user!
>Hansa
lmao
Lauren is wife-mother of my childrens material desu
>Nikki Webster
anna sloan is a legitimate 10/10
>he wasn't posting with his bros on Cred Forums during the 1990 World Cup
you lads missed out on the absolute banter storm of 1936 winter olympics
was a bit shy back then
swiss are breaking under the pressure
pfft you probably didn't even start one of the match threads fotär the first Ashes
Just wait for the skip to save their asses.
This is fucking tense lads
Just knock it out and hope for a choke.
all japan has is a hit and roll under the corner guard. they are overthinking this. they just need swe to miss at this point.
why is anna so literally perfect bros
FUJISAWA YES
GO ON EVE LASS
THE SWISS WIN 100% CONFIRMED . GB CHOKED BIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA
NO double take out pls Sweden
idk
Glad I switched to the Japan match
>was edgy shitposting 17 year old
>now just a shitposter
How times change
OHNONONO
JAPAN VICTORY
HAHAHAHAHA
what a turn down my girls
JAPS
Great ending, well done Japan
SACCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
JAPAN YES YES YES YES
EVE
L
I
T
E
E
V
ELITE
HAHAHA SWEDE CHOKE
JAPANESE LUCK
SWEDEN CHOKED
STEAL
OF
1
SATSUKI FUJISAWA
5-2
ANIME WINS
B A S E D
SATSUKIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG SWEDEN CHOKED
animu
YOKATTA
This thread has been shitting on Japan all match and they end up winning?
Fucking hell what a choke artist
Can Japan get bronze?
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And the Vacouver Olympics were fucking amazing, the whole spirit of the board was different back then
N I P P O N
NAISU NAISU NAISU
SO QT
how do I coach a qt curling team?
E V E
L
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T
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With all these women choking, will Homan finally come back and win?
>17
God I've wasted my life
BUTTHURT SWEDE BTFO
seems like theres more vitriol now a days
FUCKING SMUG JAPS
SCOTLAND
C
O
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L
A
N
D
EVE
V
E
tbqh i glide using shopping carts the exact same way eve glides on ice
>based swedbully bro btfo
HAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED SWISS
ALSO FUCK THE AUTISTIC SWEDE
SATSUKI IS PURE
>we wony even medal
fucking disgrace
BEST 4 nau
Pardon me, we have to go now, lads
wow swe team looks broken. i can understand why.
Standings through eight draws
South Korea 5-1
Japan 5-2
Sweden 5-2
Great Britain 4-3
United States 4-3
Canada 3-3
China 3-4
Russia 2-5
Switzerland 2-5
Denmark 1-6
Remaining opponents
South Korea - (United States, Russia, Denmark)
Japan - (Great Britain, Switzerland)
Sweden - (China, United States)
Great Britain - (Japan, Canada)
Canada - (China, Great Britain, Russia)
China - (Canada, Sweden)
United States - (South Korea, Sweden)
Russia - (South Korea, Canada)
Switzerland - (Denmark, Japan)
Denmark - (Switzerland, South Korea)
Japan... STOP SMILING!!!
What's heavier? A kilogram of stone or a kilogram of brooms?
are you retarded? stones are way heavier
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Well done Britain. Our girls' performance are too erratic.
SWEDEKEK WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS
lmao we're gonna miss the playoffs after going 5-0
you idiot, they are both a kilogram!
A kilogram of stone, because stones are heavier than brooms.
Trick question, it's the brooms
EVE vs FUJISAWA tomorrow
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Japan won
Scotland won
USA won
>that feel when good triumphs over evil
You´re mom lol!
Cred Forums existed as a trial board during the 2006 world cup
It was deleted at the start of 2007 and then reintroduced as a permanent board in 2008.
>autistic powers of recollection
a stone of brooms
But Japan won?
Yes and no
There was even worse angry and bitter trolling, USA vs UK threads, Soccer vs Football threads. No flags, and it was absurd which is what made it fun.
Outside of that everyone was was more chill and way more "into" the shit, and the offtopic shitposting that was welcomed really seemed to flow with the board.
no way u miss playoffs. no way u go 5-4 and going 6-3 means youll have tiebreaker over other tiebreak teams.
WHO DO I ROOT FOR? I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE TO LOSE
Lauren's skin is just wonderful
When they have snack time i wonder if they are allowed to have a smoke aswell?
I don't get it.
>WHO DO I ROOT FOR?
support a draw.
after 12 ends, if there is no winner, they stop curling and move to the pussy eating contest.
first to come loses.
It was a divegrass board mostly. I was on Cred Forums at that time but participated in the 18-1 that brought Cred Forums back
KEK based feathers vs steel guy
Interesting
I came in late 06 to Cred Forums because of anime hell, kek
I left Cred Forums in late 08 because project chanology really turned things to shit.
>friend IRL (yeah i used to have them) kept talking about apollo ono and the vancouver olympics even though I didnt give a fuck about any sports
>watched the olympic opening ceremony in prime time with my parents
>random chance that I went to Cred Forums for porn a day or two later (rarely did that)
>someone linked Cred Forums
>stayed for the shitposting because it was a lot like Cred Forums 2.0 without the faggotry
>fell down the sports rabbit hole and im still here 8 years later
Really odd to think about honestly
Oh my bad. I remember it was around for the 2006-07 NFL season. Guess I didn't notice it before then.
I truly believe 2010 Cred Forums was the most entertaining place the internet has ever had
BRITAIN BTFO I WAS RIGHT AGAIN SWITZERLAND WINS HAHAHAH
>Japan - (Great Britain, Switzerland)
I'm afraid that's the end of the line for Satsuki
wait what
I was only a few hours drive from Vancouver and I didn't give a shit about sports back then either. Now every Olympics I wonder what could've been.
yeah most definitely
which place on teh interwebz is at its peak now?
See you tonight, fellas. Have a good day/night.
>We play Canada last
Call me a nostalgiafag but I don't think there exists such a place now. It's a wasteland.
It certainly was special
A random memory popped up in my head a while back
>was like 6pm on a friday, was on Cred Forums
>was doing mapcrunch threads and watching JohnStocktons nickelodeon stream
>no sports were on
>drove over to the grocery store to get a boxed cake mix real quick to make cupcakes and settle in for the night
>randomly ran into an old friend at the grocery store buying booze
>he invited me to a party that was just a few blocks from my house
>I decided to go
>had a good enough time getting drunk and playing cardgames with people I barely knew, but all night was thinking about what I was missing on Cred Forums
Maybe I have autism
2010-2012 was the golden age
the internet just feels like advertising and shills at this point
Nowhere. Mainstream social media has killed the internet.
A lot of people here would consider me "normal" (back then especially) but I would get home at night from wherever I went and would immediately fire up the PC and try to catch up on Cred Forums. It was GOAT.
Knew I enjoyed curling threads and its posters for a reason (private latrine excluded)
Later fellas
See you in 9 bongs
I think like that anytime something happens and I'm away from Cred Forums
>"I could be spamming >Mouyes right now"
>2010-2012 was the golden age
this and also that the rise of reddit fucked the internet even more.
HAHAHAHA GB WILL GET BEATEN BIG TIME BY SATSUKI 100% GUARANTEED.
please don't jinx them
Welcome to curling; an oddly large proportion of attractive girls seem to play.
You could TOTALLY hear Eve during last nights (daytime) Canada/Japan game. So good...
twitter.com
Her tiny voice though
JM is slaying so much Zerg pussy right now.
Anna's voice cute
all female scottish accents are adorable
...well except eve when she is yelling
And her tiny vampire fangs.