SERIOUS UNITED GENERAL

John Lee
John Lee

trolling aside, how do we fix this shit?

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

sack mouyes, hire kloppo

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

sack mouyes, hire kloppo

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

mock sayes, klore hippo

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

(OP)
sack mouyes, hire kloppo

sack mouyes, hire VAMOS man

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

Sack mouyes and get a transfer strategy not just buying available players.

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Mou really does need to go. People say >muh results but if you actually watch all the matches you'll see they're impotent 99% of the match and get fluke goals. Their defense is also absolute trash that gets bailed out by de goat time and time again. Should have offered Pep ownership stake or something to pry him away from City. I don't know who the fuck could take over. Would love Tuchel for a laugh.

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

sack mouyes, kill selfs

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

Neil Warnock would sort em out

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

sign Marchisio and Vidal to release Pogba

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

worst club in the world at transfers

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Arry Redknapp.

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

Mou needs more more money. The only reason Poop and Man Shitty are winning the league is because they spend over 300 million each transfer window

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

hire mouyes
be surprised when your team plays like shit
well, this is what you get with mouyes

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

SACK IMMEDIATELY:
Mouyes

SELL IMMEDIATELY:
Jones
Smalling
Darmian
Pogba
Herrera
Fellaini
Rashford
Young
Blind
Rojo

HIRE IMMEDIATELY:
Eddie Howe

BUY IMMEDIATELY:
Nainggolan
Koke
Vidal
Pastore
Di Maria
Ronaldo
Messi
Another tractor company contract

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

unironically this

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

Tuchel Vs Klopp games every year
Woah.

James Flores
James Flores

spend more money its worked well so far

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

Sell:
Fellaini
Rojo
Young
Blind
Ibrah (let contract run out)

Buy:
Alex Sandro
Sokratis
Can
Pjanic

Sack Mouyes and get based LVG (bant) or Tuchel or Zidane if he gets sacked

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

BUY:
REUS
THIAGO SILVA
YAYA TOURE
BALOTELLI
BENZEMA

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

sack mouyes, hire brenny

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Why sell Young? He is doing pretty well and is very versatile, can play any wing, fullback or wingback role and will probably be content not being the first choice, unlike many others.

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

We have to invest in new fullbacks. We have Luke back, but having makeshift fbs like Young and Valencia won't bring us success in the long run. We should get Marcos Alonso from the plastics and Meunier

Our CBs shouldn't have Smalling, his composure is shit.

And finally, put Pogba on the left of a midfield 3, Matic as DM, and probably Weigl/Milinkovic-Savic to partner Paul

Adrian White
Adrian White

some version of thisHe may work for a mouyes way of playing, but I doubt he can be what any other manager wants

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

Sir alex back

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

Honestly the best post except for the buy immediately part

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

de gay
Sidibe---Bailly---Rojo---Ghoulam
Matić---Weigl
Sanchez--->dabbing 89m---Rashford
Martial

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

imagine how hard VAMOS would be exposed in the prem coaching united
much worse talent than real
much more competitive league than la liga

wewww

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

still that same level of competition in cl
hmmmm

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

Ghoulam is ded, Shaw is still the better LB

Zidane is a fraud, would rather we keep Jose

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

for a team like real, the cl is even easier than the league. the cl knockout rounds are only 7 games. the prem is 38. there are only like 2-3 teams that could beat real in the champions league.

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Sell:
Fellaini
Smalling
Jones
Darmian

Buy:
Sokratis
Ghoulam (or Kurzawa, but he's shit)
Meunier
Weigl

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

we don't

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

we

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

so does jose

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

Sack Mouyes, Hire Simeone.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Fix what? Team is doing fine, best season since Sir Alex retired.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

only good post here

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

if we miss out on top 4 im blaming you for this curse

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

Yes playing even more defensive underdog football will suite ManU

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

Ghoulam got a ACL injury. Might never fully recover.

Meunier not close to Valencia or Young.

Sokratis and Weigl basically a meme from a meme team.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

Meunier is far better than Young and plays for a team far, far better than Man U

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

do you really think that between chelsea, liverpool and spurs that at least one won't fuck up?

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

Tuchel is unironically the best choice, he came to Dortmund in deep crisis and was able to counter Pep's Bayern right away.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

united will make top 4.
they just got sanchez.
they'll probably beat sevilla narrowly.
2nd or 3rd place and cl quarterfinal finish isn't a bad season by todays standards.
you got americans spending money, arabs spending money, russians and now chinese trying to come in. the days of the traditional big clubs automatically getting trophies are coming to an end. and it's not because of ffp either, ffp is a joke designed to make sure the traditional big clubs always win.

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

be Romanian studying in the UK
can finally use >we when talking about United without getting 10 (You)s

Feels nice.

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

we

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

can finally use >we when talking about United without getting 10 (You)s
What if you like the (you)s and see them as sort of a social feed notification which makes you feel better.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

how anyone can unironically support man u is beyond me, the devil is literally on their badge

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

WE DON'T SACK ARE MANAGERS

pathetic

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

this

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

it's not because of ffp either, ffp is a joke designed to make sure the traditional big clubs always win.
This exactly. People shouldn't be discouraged from investing in teams. There are ways to give equal opportunity to clubs who want to do the right things, making your ability to spend match your (((marketing))) isn't one of them.

David Collins
David Collins

I can't remember the last time Marchisio played a full game of footbal

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Yes. Really we should be talking about United (((shareholders))) anyway.

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

Mourinho OUT
Ancelotti IN

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

but how are manu gonna afford the click to edit brothers?

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

Customers are paying

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

hire conte

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

arsenal dna

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