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Let's not make a shitty thread for once
Actual true story inbound
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
reply or mom die
This is the new banana now eh?
no, this is cancer
speaking about new, how new are you greenhorn?
Try posting something funny
post the goodfellas
jeez, i hope they killed themselves after this
Big dick energy coming from that guy
A european nation is called england
Fuck off Randy
So based. Haters will say this is fake.
Hay no butthurts here, just post funny
You've caught quite a few today, user. Nice.
Their eyes look normal
they got dick nipples
you're posting this absolute cancer on purpose aren't you? you're probably thinking to yourself right now "hehe I am such an elaborate troll, they will think I'm actually that cringey". Didn't fool me.
fuck off randy go eat another cheeseburger
What a faggot
What a fag
is this a renpy game
HAHA i wont reply cus you didn't say who mom die, soyour mom will die not my mom die HAH
but they are
boring post something funny pls ZzzZzZz
playing cs with a wheel kek
What the fuck
Fuck off, Randy!
>Hey man my bike needs a tow
>Don't worry am asian i got dis
everyone is looking with comprete horror
>Should we stop him?
>Nah... they will stop themselves
Why did you suck a nigger's dick?
i don't know half of those words
cheaked and why the fuck are you a jew faggot?
Fuck off bobandy
why you sucky black pee pee? u gay
Where do you even find this bullshit?
Why did you suck off a nigger?
Never mind that, you're Bobby Hill!
Mohammad Hawk - Goat Raper 2
Why you do this shitty joke Bobby?
Fuck you Bobby!
I voted BBQ, hehe.
Since when do you use racial slurs Bobby?
My dad's Grindr profile
This is wholesome
This is wholegrain
hahahaha fucking love this guy
jeffmahannah on instagram
You want my lot fees?
Fuck off, Randy Bobandy
Can Bobby Hill do this?
ylyl not cursed
There’s the cancer
Don't get it.
How short is lil pump? He’s a fucking midget
You have to try hard to be this much of a new fag
fuck off, Randy Pérez González García
Thank you for the sauce, user.
5 feet and 6 inches, allegedly.
That's not that small. His skinny ass frame makes him look more frail and small.
Fuck off randy
This some fag old pasta b
Remove that four at once
I wish i was joking when i did it, but I did that thing at a mall once. Except it was two tards. One on a wheelchair and one on a scooter. I just limped hard but then started walking normally after I realized that they won't be able to chase me up the stairs.
yup, no way garfield could eat all that lasagna with so few ovens
Fuck off Randy, youknow'msayin?
How did i lost to this shit?
Wow fag, good job outsmarting two literal retards.
Wee ar legun
No! They are called ASIAN cartoons!
Quit with this shit
It's not called "autopsy" when it's on an animal. It's a "necropsy." Joke fails.
I fukkin knew they went sideways on Asian broads!
Tits or gtfo
Thus "Lil'" Pump.
This isn't just food. This is M&S food.
Is that one of the dead nigger rappers?
This is wholesale
I can hear the roar of aspergers from Scotland
Ahhhhh absolute classic
We've clearly hit a new plateau of humor. Anyone who thinks these are unfunny is fucking retarded.
Eat da poo poo
I have no idea if he's dead.
I know they been droppin' like flies, though, so, just wait a few months if he's not.
So chinks were aliens back then already
>20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf.
>My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf.
>We're absolute besties.
>Fixing up a classic van together
>One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up.
>Says it's about my gf.
>Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome.
>He did it and he's super sorry.
>Decide to confront my gf
>She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness.
>I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video I'll take her back.
>It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again.
>We film it in Chad's van.
>She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position.
>Dog licks her and she twitches.
>He mounts her and out comes the lipstick.
>She gasps as it goes in
>I taunt her as he fucks her.
>"Like, Who's dick is bigger, Chad or the dog?"
> *Moan* "The dog" *snort*
>"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"
>*Gasp* "The dog" *Glasses fall off her face*
>The dog starts pumping cum into her cunt as she whimpers.
>They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot.
>I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy."
>*Catching breath* o-okay *Dog pulls out & cum pours out of her pussy into the van's carpeting.*
>Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip.
>We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed.
>I bring the dog out of pure intimidation.
>She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened.
>Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was.
>Chad suggests we do it every weekend.
Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries
Chinks are alright man, they work hard and keep their shady shit to themselves.
i can't believe you've done this
dammit i lost to this?
That boy ain't right
Not trying to waste a thread, don’t mind me.
Odds I sleep, evens I play vidya, odd dubs I draw, even dubs I work out again, trips or better I kms
Its a tranny
>Boys without a high school education.
I can't believe there was a point in time people thought these were humorous.
The beauty of china
there wasn't they have always been shit
yeah welcome to the age of the Asian
Bullshit poll is rigged
Where’s the mixed sauce option?????
I mean immigration wise, they can do what they want in their own country. Health and safety are nonexistent
I hope she caught a virus and literally died, the silly cunt.
I fucking lost to this?
but they keep escaping
These are fantastic! Thanks, user
I doubt it chinks are tough
This guy is my hero.
this genius gets my vote
Tough shit, you heard of hantaviruses?
A little OC for ya
yes but these fucks eat all kinds of terrible shit boiling dogs alive to improve the flavour is an act of pure savagery
What is this F tier crap. I can’t even see how these would be ironically funny.
this is the hardest i laughed since i started reading the thread and its not even good
year old stoner with nerdy teen gf.
>>My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf.
>>We're absolute besties.
>>Fixing up a classic van together
>>One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up.
>>Says it's about my gf.
>>Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome.
>>He did it and he's super sorry.
>>Decide to confront my gf
>>She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness.
>>I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video I'll take her back.
>>It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again.
>>We film it in Chad's van.
>>She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position.
>>Dog licks her and she twitches.
>>He mounts her and out comes the lipstick.
>>She gasps as it goes in
>>I taunt her as he fucks her.
>>"Like, Who's dick is bigger, Chad or the dog?"
>> *Moan* "The dog" *snort*
>>"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"
>>*Gasp* "The dog" *Glasses fall off her face*
>>The dog starts pumping cum into her cunt as she whimpers.
>>They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot.
>>I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy."
>>*Catching breath* o-okay *Dog pulls out & cum pours out of her pussy into the van's carpeting.*
>>Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip.
>>We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed.
>>I bring the dog out of pure intimidation.
>>She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened.
>>Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was.
>>Chad suggests we do it every weekend.
>Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries
I'm assuming these people died instantly, right? What would they feel? Burning heat or a massive shock or is it instadeath?
Trump's fuckin done now. There is no strategy for this.
Why he sucked off a nigger?
It’s a tad funny but it’s just obviously fake so 3/10.
Ha, its a body count you retard
what? how do you even?..
Old as shit, noice
Seriously fuck off
The left can't.
Dubs means you suck nigger dick... Why do you do a nigger dick in your mouth hole?
>thinking trump is bad
>must be on the left
Shill Jew lover: DETECTED
those are two separate measurements
I'MA FARTIN' MAH LAZER!
lol, lost at these.
Why doesn't the lamp work? Because it's black.
this is great
would import them back home
fuck off randy
kek if this is real.
Apparently suicided after being bullied for that post
This is the only stormfag meme that gets me every time.
This shit hit me like a bullet
Lol shit actually real. Although she died two years later out of suicide. You can't guess why she'd have mental troubles in the in between period.
He should rethink the whole ignition system.
IS HE DEAD?
le epic Cred Forumsread!
Nope, one made it to the hospital but died later as because his innards dissolved.
I've been here for over a decade now and one thing that's always amazed me is that no matter what time of the day or night for all these years, there have always been multiple people willing and ready to spam ylyl threads as soon as they pop up. I still don't understand why or what they think they are accomplishing.
Frig off bobandy
Shut your face, boomer!
who's mom? you never specified.
nobody needs to reply, he's fucked up. only replying to spread the word.
shut the fuck up
fuck you faggot