YLYL CUNTS
YLYL CUNTS
John Rodriguez
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Carson Lee
Nicholas Parker
Let's not make a shitty thread for once
Caleb Rivera
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Zachary Davis
Jackson Lewis
reply or mom die
Andrew Murphy
rippen
Juan Rogers
Cooper Allen
Isaiah Carter
Jackson Moore
Daniel Gray
Austin Reed
1/4
Colton Murphy
Brody Martinez
This is the new banana now eh?
Jeremiah Smith
3/4
Jace Hernandez
Nathan Ross
4/4
Zachary Powell
Fgt
Michael Rodriguez
no, this is cancer
Jonathan Garcia
speaking about new, how new are you greenhorn?
Isaac Cook
Wyatt Watson
Try posting something funny
Jackson Hall
Nathan Ross
Lmao
Alexander Ortiz
post the goodfellas
Angel Thompson
Connor Green
jeez, i hope they killed themselves after this
Anthony Ramirez
Ayden Davis
Tyler Mitchell
Big dick energy coming from that guy
Jacob Clark
Colton Perry
Nathan Adams
Chase Scott
Levi Cox
Charles Gomez
A european nation is called england
Islamcucks
Camden Edwards
Aiden Kelly
Grayson Reyes
Fuck off
Jonathan Parker
Fuck off Randy
Bentley Richardson
So based. Haters will say this is fake.
Evan Young
Dominic Brown
Hay no butthurts here, just post funny
Carson Gomez
You've caught quite a few today, user. Nice.
Dominic Moore
Blake Moore
ojno
Ethan Hernandez
Brody Stewart
Yerp
Samuel James
Gerpor
Easton Lewis
Sebastian Fisher
PuupКинo
Hunter Smith
Their eyes look normal
Owen Wilson
Kayden Jones
they got dick nipples
Oliver Foster
you're posting this absolute cancer on purpose aren't you? you're probably thinking to yourself right now "hehe I am such an elaborate troll, they will think I'm actually that cringey". Didn't fool me.
Matthew Ross
David Morales
Camden Walker
fucking based
Asher Martin
Jayden Robinson
Sebastian Smith
Cooper Murphy
Henry Rogers
Joseph Brown
Michael Anderson
fuck off randy go eat another cheeseburger
Kayden Cruz
Christopher Gomez
Easton Cox
Ryder Reed
op
Leo Hughes
Robert Reed
What a faggot
Robert Young
lost
Carter Smith
What a fag
Grayson Long
Zachary Phillips
is this a renpy game
Isaiah James
Ayden Sanders
Jaxon Fisher
HAHA i wont reply cus you didn't say who mom die, soyour mom will die not my mom die HAH
Noah Nguyen
but they are
Lucas Brooks
boring post something funny pls ZzzZzZz
Blake Adams
consume poo
Jayden Lewis
playing cs with a wheel kek
Owen Sanchez
Eli Hill
What the fuck
Jordan Long
Fuck off, Randy!
Ryder Gray
instant loss
Colton Hill
>Hey man my bike needs a tow
>Don't worry am asian i got dis
everyone is looking with comprete horror
>Should we stop him?
>Nah... they will stop themselves
John Morris
Robert Mitchell
Why did you suck a nigger's dick?
Justin Richardson
Fag
Bentley Foster
i don't know half of those words
Isaiah Anderson
cheaked and why the fuck are you a jew faggot?
Kayden Flores
Fuck off bobandy
Luis Ortiz
Kevin Cook
why you sucky black pee pee? u gay
Grayson Gutierrez
Josiah Fisher
Where do you even find this bullshit?
Alexander Hall
Jaxon Myers
Why did you suck off a nigger?
Jose Sanchez
Fuck
Noah King
Never mind that, you're Bobby Hill!
Hunter Johnson
Dylan Johnson
Mohammad Hawk - Goat Raper 2
Lucas King
Why you do this shitty joke Bobby?
Christopher Torres
Fuck you Bobby!
Nathan Price
I voted BBQ, hehe.
Landon Price
Since when do you use racial slurs Bobby?
Anthony Sanders
My dad's Grindr profile
Ian Flores
Jaxson Wright
Kayden Ross
This is wholesome
Jayden Reyes
Brayden Peterson
This is wholegrain
Jaxson Morris
hahahaha fucking love this guy
jeffmahannah on instagram
Jason Garcia
You want my lot fees?
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Connor Jones
Fuck off, Randy Bobandy
Juan Baker
Can Bobby Hill do this?
Landon Sanchez
ylyl not cursed
Adam Hughes
Isaac Clark
Ha!
Jeremiah Martin
Same here
William Turner
There’s the cancer
Brayden Kelly
Don't get it.
Carter Adams
How short is lil pump? He’s a fucking midget
Dylan Baker
You have to try hard to be this much of a new fag
Gavin Adams
fuck off, Randy Pérez González García
Colton Stewart
Thank you for the sauce, user.
Thomas Anderson
5 feet and 6 inches, allegedly.
Thomas Parker
Blake James
Lost
John Rogers
Isaac Turner
That's not that small. His skinny ass frame makes him look more frail and small.
Noah Martin
Andrew Turner
Fuck off randy
Bentley Wilson
This some fag old pasta b
Jace Parker
Remove that four at once
Luke Cox
Thomas Reed
I wish i was joking when i did it, but I did that thing at a mall once. Except it was two tards. One on a wheelchair and one on a scooter. I just limped hard but then started walking normally after I realized that they won't be able to chase me up the stairs.
Luis White
William Russell
yup, no way garfield could eat all that lasagna with so few ovens
Chase Long
Elijah Butler
Fuck off Randy, youknow'msayin?
Justin Taylor
How did i lost to this shit?
Kayden Lee
Wow fag, good job outsmarting two literal retards.
Wee ar legun
Brandon Johnson
Eli Gray
Jack Lee
Lost
Leo Phillips
No! They are called ASIAN cartoons!
Xavier Garcia
Quit with this shit
Nathan Morgan
Ayshun
Oliver Barnes
It's not called "autopsy" when it's on an animal. It's a "necropsy." Joke fails.
Andrew Lewis
I fukkin knew they went sideways on Asian broads!
Adam Russell
It's funny?
Robert Perry
Tits or gtfo
Noah Martin
NIGGER
Lucas Myers
Elijah Adams
Benjamin Harris
Thus "Lil'" Pump.
Daniel Parker
Jayden Kelly
This isn't just food. This is M&S food.
Jaxson Hill
Aiden Morris
Is that one of the dead nigger rappers?
Robert Nelson
This is wholesale
Blake Long
I can hear the roar of aspergers from Scotland
Jackson Martinez
Ahhhhh absolute classic
Jaxson Morris
Ayden Taylor
We've clearly hit a new plateau of humor. Anyone who thinks these are unfunny is fucking retarded.
Isaac Roberts
Eat da poo poo
Jackson Russell
Easton Miller
Daniel Martinez
Isaiah Roberts
I have no idea if he's dead.
I know they been droppin' like flies, though, so, just wait a few months if he's not.
Kevin Richardson
Lucas Baker
So chinks were aliens back then already
Jackson Wood
Asher Miller
Be me
>20 year old stoner with nerdy teen gf.
>My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf.
>We're absolute besties.
>Fixing up a classic van together
>One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up.
>Says it's about my gf.
>Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome.
>He did it and he's super sorry.
>YouSonOfABitch.jpg
>Decide to confront my gf
>She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness.
>Idea.gif
>I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video I'll take her back.
>It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again.
>We film it in Chad's van.
>She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position.
>Dog licks her and she twitches.
>He mounts her and out comes the lipstick.
>She gasps as it goes in
>I taunt her as he fucks her.
>"Like, Who's dick is bigger, Chad or the dog?"
> *Moan* "The dog" *snort*
>"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"
>*Gasp* "The dog" *Glasses fall off her face*
>The dog starts pumping cum into her cunt as she whimpers.
>They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot.
>I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy."
>*Catching breath* o-okay *Dog pulls out & cum pours out of her pussy into the van's carpeting.*
>Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip.
>We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed.
>I bring the dog out of pure intimidation.
>She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened.
>Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was.
>Chad suggests we do it every weekend.
Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries
Adam Lewis
Elijah Ramirez
Chinks are alright man, they work hard and keep their shady shit to themselves.
Asher Thomas
Based
Nathaniel Johnson
Hunter Reed
K.
Phag.
Juan Fisher
fuck no
Colton Robinson
i can't believe you've done this
Connor Robinson
fuck off
Kevin Carter
dammit i lost to this?
Nolan Young
Faku
Ethan Torres
Brandon Ortiz
geavenas
Jose Gray
>n-word
That boy ain't right
Zachary Sanchez
Not trying to waste a thread, don’t mind me.
Odds I sleep, evens I play vidya, odd dubs I draw, even dubs I work out again, trips or better I kms
Anthony Walker
John Cook
Lincoln Carter
Aiden Carter
Owen Torres
Its a tranny
Tyler Rodriguez
>Boys without a high school education.
Isaiah Martinez
I can't believe there was a point in time people thought these were humorous.
Christopher Morales
The beauty of china
Owen Reyes
there wasn't they have always been shit
Gabriel Mitchell
yeah welcome to the age of the Asian
Alexander Reed
Samuel Ramirez
Easton Parker
Bullshit poll is rigged
Where’s the mixed sauce option?????
Josiah Green
Brayden Harris
I mean immigration wise, they can do what they want in their own country. Health and safety are nonexistent
Adrian Brown
I hope she caught a virus and literally died, the silly cunt.
Gabriel Stewart
Ryan Harris
Angel Anderson
I fucking lost to this?
Nathaniel Butler
but they keep escaping
Jordan Cook
Tyler Powell
Blake Morris
Christian Ramirez
These are fantastic! Thanks, user
Carson Ramirez
I doubt it chinks are tough
Blake Gomez
Nolan Ortiz
This guy is my hero.
Julian Johnson
Anthony Barnes
this genius gets my vote
Jordan Stewart
Tough shit, you heard of hantaviruses?
Aaron Morris
A little OC for ya
Thomas Scott
Nerve gas
Ian Sanchez
...
Oliver Moore
Gabriel Powell
yes but these fucks eat all kinds of terrible shit boiling dogs alive to improve the flavour is an act of pure savagery
Brayden Price
Ryan Brooks
Elijah Clark
Colton Ramirez
Nigger
Christopher Gomez
Nicholas Rivera
ooop
Jackson Ramirez
What is this F tier crap. I can’t even see how these would be ironically funny.
Grayson Cox
Kkk
Easton Kelly
this is the hardest i laughed since i started reading the thread and its not even good
Nathaniel Anderson
>Be me
year old stoner with nerdy teen gf.
>>My best friend is a Chad with a hot ginger gf.
>>We're absolute besties.
>>Fixing up a classic van together
>>One day I bring some weed for him and he's all shook up.
>>Says it's about my gf.
>>Says she approached him and his gf for a threesome.
>>He did it and he's super sorry.
>>YouSonOfABitch.jpg
>>Decide to confront my gf
>>She admits it and literally BEGS on her knees for forgiveness.
>>Idea.gif
>>I tell her if she will get knotted by my Great Dane on video I'll take her back.
>>It will be the ultimate insurance policy to ensure she never betrays me again.
>>We film it in Chad's van.
>>She nervously pulls down her pants & assumes the position.
>>Dog licks her and she twitches.
>>He mounts her and out comes the lipstick.
>>She gasps as it goes in
>>I taunt her as he fucks her.
>>"Like, Who's dick is bigger, Chad or the dog?"
>> *Moan* "The dog" *snort*
>>"Who's bitch are you? Chad or the dog?"
>>*Gasp* "The dog" *Glasses fall off her face*
>>The dog starts pumping cum into her cunt as she whimpers.
>>They're both stuck there for a bit because he can't pull out due to the knot.
>>I tell her, "If you ever betray me, every bf, employer, or friend you know gets a copy."
>>*Catching breath* o-okay *Dog pulls out & cum pours out of her pussy into the van's carpeting.*
>>Next weekend Chad suggests a road trip.
>>We both bring our gfs. I bring the weed.
>>I bring the dog out of pure intimidation.
>>She has to sit there over the stain, and pretend nothing happened.
>>Tell Chad and his gf how much fun the trip was.
>>Chad suggests we do it every weekend.
>Now we go on roadtrips in the van with my Great Dane every Saturday, smoking weed and solving mysteries
Ayden King
lost
Jaxson Miller
Anthony Russell
Samuel Moore
RIPPEN
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Dylan Adams
I'm assuming these people died instantly, right? What would they feel? Burning heat or a massive shock or is it instadeath?
Logan Young
What's funny
Isaac Carter
>dominant
Joseph Butler
Trump's fuckin done now. There is no strategy for this.
Adam White
Why he sucked off a nigger?
Aaron Peterson
It’s a tad funny but it’s just obviously fake so 3/10.
Daniel Watson
Benjamin Lee
Nolan Wood
Ha, its a body count you retard
Easton Williams
Benjamin Hernandez
what? how do you even?..
Zachary Howard
James Garcia
Old as shit, noice
Lucas Edwards
Seriously fuck off
Landon Morales
yum
Asher Long
Cameron Murphy
The left can't.
Zachary Brown
Dubs means you suck nigger dick... Why do you do a nigger dick in your mouth hole?
Gabriel Scott
>thinking trump is bad
>must be on the left
retard
Gabriel Cox
Carter Phillips
Shill Jew lover: DETECTED
Isaiah Hall
those are two separate measurements
Joshua Evans
Gay
Noah Jones
I'MA FARTIN' MAH LAZER!
Isaac Reed
lol, lost at these.
Grayson Davis
Why doesn't the lamp work? Because it's black.
Brandon Diaz
Parker Jenkins
Blake Bailey
lost hard
Oliver Mitchell
this is great
Gabriel Parker
Liam Adams
Justin Brown
would import them back home
Hudson Morris
Nathan Martinez
Isaiah Reyes
fuck off randy
Jonathan Anderson
kek if this is real.
Isaiah Fisher
Apparently suicided after being bullied for that post
Jordan Robinson
Alexander Jones
This is the only stormfag meme that gets me every time.
Robert Bell
Yup suicide.
Nolan Collins
Carson Butler
Fucking hilarious
Wyatt Harris
Mason King
This shit hit me like a bullet
Justin Brown
Lol shit actually real. Although she died two years later out of suicide. You can't guess why she'd have mental troubles in the in between period.
Blake Nelson
Camden Lee
James Sullivan
Carson Gonzalez
Chase Wood
He should rethink the whole ignition system.
Aiden Barnes
IS HE DEAD?
Camden King
moonpie?
Robert Cook
le epic Cred Forumsread!
Luke Roberts
Nope, one made it to the hospital but died later as because his innards dissolved.
Zachary Walker
I've been here for over a decade now and one thing that's always amazed me is that no matter what time of the day or night for all these years, there have always been multiple people willing and ready to spam ylyl threads as soon as they pop up. I still don't understand why or what they think they are accomplishing.
Adam Sanders
Frig off bobandy
Luis Nelson
Shut your face, boomer!
Jack Lopez
fgh
Brayden Sullivan
who's mom? you never specified.
nobody needs to reply, he's fucked up. only replying to spread the word.
Jonathan Rodriguez
shut the fuck up
Jose Gray
fuck you faggot
Robert Foster
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