Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 250 million dollars from Mattress Firm Incorporated after a Part Time Sales Associate of theirs raped me on a Serta Perfect Sleeper Waddington 2 Plush Euro Top Mattress.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now: ROLL QUADS: GET $29,000.
Well...
Quads
Help me based OP
How was the mattress though ? I'm in the market
I love how these get crazier over time
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Wtf is going on...
ok
roll?
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rollio
Pls
roll
roll
now?
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Oh, sorry, I meant now
oobay
Or now I think
Now i know
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welp I failed
Might as well
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Also, OP I forgot, are you ok? Now that I remember, you got raped
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My doodle strokes
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Worth a try
lets say i believe you
Poonis
Big money, no whammies!!
If quads Buddha is the one true god
Hell why not
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If God’s is one true god
Transform and ROOLLL OUT!
nothing to lose roll
Nifg
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Obviously fake but roll whatever
What's it hurt
Autobits
Cmon
N WORD
fake and gay
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oh yeah
Rolll
roll
Quaaads
Rolin Rolin Rolin
RAWHIDE
@gmail.com
Rollll
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Why are you rolling? the next quads is like 300-500 posts anyway
would you rather get raped for 250 mil
or not
rolll
You're right
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rolllll how does this work anyway
becose im retarded oviously
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Let's be retarded then I guess.
See? We're almost there
mhmhmhmh rol
ROOOL
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rol aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rollllllllllllllllllllllll
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Well if I'm gonna spam I'll do it my own way
Rollllll
Hitler
lol roll
Hitler did
Rolllllll
Hitler did nothing
Rollllllll
rawl
Hitler did nothing wrong
rol babty
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lol ready?
Rollllllllll
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Noooooo i failed
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Fuck your rape money. Go buy some goddamn therapy.
Obvious bait, but rolling cause why not.
you would have been more comfortable on the Waddington 3
Rolllllllllll
i dont believe this fuckwit
Fack. I was 4442
WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS AM I A MISFORTUNE TELLER!?
LMAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARE YOU SERIOUS
whatever ig
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Lmao imagine being 1 digit off from thousands of dollars. Get fucked.
Guys I got really close
show me the moneeyy
I don't even want it
This will never happen
...
rolls
indeed I got fucked
wat
Rolling
Pls..
...
Gimmie dem quads babyyyy
Hello there
I lost like a champ not gonna lie
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Welp, let's wait for the next one
you gotta wait another thousand posts guys
Roll
get
Getting close
How does it feel to have the power to change my life and save me from doom? I bet it feels good.
Stupid captcha I bet it's gonna fuck me up
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By the way, I've always asked myself, how do you prove you where the one to get quads?
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Rollingo
ofc dont actually wait bc this thread needs to live
is (almost certainly) right though anyway
most poeple arent even leaving their emails, how can you contact then? anyone can just reply to the post and say its totally me with no way to prove it (afaik).
(you)s can be photoshopped/web inspected too
Roll roll roll your wife, gently in the rug.
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Oh... then I guess I can just ruin it for everyone by getting quads and not having a way to claim it
three minutes or so left
Is it time?
but you wont get quads though, and neither will anyone else.
ok lol
[email protected]
Im ppoor k
I think you're right, tho i almost got it a few minutes ago
It's...coming
[email protected]
yes rly
[email protected]
Ready?
Q's
Let’s go
ok it's close
[email protected]
its happening
Nooo [email protected]
OP, i AM quads!
captcha ffs
Hahahaha the same happened to you! GET CUCKED
Orlyrly
[email protected]
Damn
rooooool
...
Hhuuuuunnngghh
firing the quad laser
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Coooooome ooooooon
anyone got some funny memes/life advice
Has anyone ever won this crap?
Rolllin
never lucky
Hark
is captcha terrible for anyone else?
also, since when is there no email box? newfag here, thought there was supposed to be one
I'm not on my phone so I can't help you.
About life advice, nah I'm an stupid idiot.
It's always terrible
beast
Been gone for years, can't even sage properly.
Well guys, ready for round 3? here we go, 400 post more
easy as shit nigger
I haven't had to answer a captcha in about 6 months.
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smh my head. What are the options?
Cool
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Let's bump to keep track of the roll
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sometimes on not Cred Forums captchas are quick, not 30 seconds of fading images
I imagine OP is asleep...
Even if someone gets quads, there is no one to see, thus the post will probably disappear
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Welp, here we go
[email protected]
Need money get
Rollll
Need moneys
Read em and weep fags
ROLLIN
[email protected] quads por favor
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[email protected] quads get
[email protected]
goooooo
Weed
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Quads [email protected]
Damn it
[email protected]
roll?
Roll [email protected]
give me
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Come oooooooooon
[email protected]
Roll
6666 get
Congratulations fucking nigger. didn't even put in your email ffs i hope youre
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fuck
Quads get
How's your butt OP
Fuck you
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Lol
Well done man
best part is, i'm the same fag who rolled 5555 earlier in the loli thread kek
fuck you niggers
Fuckin quads get
oh whoops im a fucking retard myself HAHAH
lol someone got it
Learn to count retard. Those are trips
Damn op deliver
I rolled the 6667 smh.
Quads roll
Imagine being so fucking dumb that you actually think you would get something.
Daddy needs a new car!
QQ fags
Nope, not me lol
OP deliver
Roll
Roll
seems legit, rollin
QUADSSSSSS
Meh
Boom
EVERYBODY STAND BACK
Congratulations, we are all idiots
as I said earlier
Rollo
roll
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Guys calm down
Well, we had our fun, thread is gonna die, goodbye, I nearly won once, I'm ok with that
How does the money get anywhere
Op no deliber
Rolll
Goodnight retards
Everyone's assuming it'll be PayPal but I have a feeling PayPal wouldn't like a 29k f&f transaction.
bullshit nigger
I asked that but dunno if this helps?
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quads incoming! rolling
rolling need coin
Now that you mention it... a 29k to mexico would be fucking weird
sorry dude, someone already won lol
Either fuckin way its fun to hope it's true. I'd sure like 29k rn
>I might just make some dreams come true
OP said Dreams
Plural
Fuck
ez
You right
rolling
Fuck you.
quaaaads
lets
gogogogo
eh, tbf one person *can* have multiple dreams
ok lol
>well let's just try one last time.
>I'm sure I could get it this time.
[email protected]
Umm, I dunno why the ">" copied...
not last
Im outta here bye
might as well, don't know how I'd collect tho
can someone explain what "bumps" are? how is sorting by bumps different from sorting by last reply on the catalog?
email, though
yesrlylrly
this is how i win
We're going for quints this time
no u thred ded anyway
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Got nothing to lose ...rolling
Rolling for you to burn the cash on livestream
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roll
yee
roooollllllllll
I could really use this money
Go quads!
Rolling because I need good shit in my life
Why not
Rolling I suppose
Bumperino
Lol never going to get it
Sire
Rolling for the tiny chance that op will deliver
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Quads check em
Rooling
Quads?
Quad cash app $jarcle96
Oh nice roll
Id really like to have some money please
Could use some 29'000 doubt op will deliver but if do my PayPal is [email protected]
Re roll
Rollen
Man this is taking forever to re roll back around
The next quad is 1111
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