Well...

Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 250 million dollars from Mattress Firm Incorporated after a Part Time Sales Associate of theirs raped me on a Serta Perfect Sleeper Waddington 2 Plush Euro Top Mattress.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now: ROLL QUADS: GET $29,000.

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Quads

Help me based OP

How was the mattress though ? I'm in the market

I love how these get crazier over time

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Wtf is going on...

ok

roll?

Roll

Roll

rollio

Pls

roll

roll

now?

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Oh, sorry, I meant now

oobay

Or now I think

Now i know

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welp I failed

Might as well

roll

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Also, OP I forgot, are you ok? Now that I remember, you got raped

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My doodle strokes

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Worth a try

lets say i believe you

Poonis

Big money, no whammies!!

If quads Buddha is the one true god

Hell why not

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If God’s is one true god

Transform and ROOLLL OUT!

nothing to lose roll

Nifg

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Obviously fake but roll whatever

What's it hurt

Autobits

Cmon

N WORD

fake and gay

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oh yeah

Rolll

roll

Quaaads

Rolin Rolin Rolin

RAWHIDE

@gmail.com

Rollll

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Why are you rolling? the next quads is like 300-500 posts anyway

would you rather get raped for 250 mil

or not

rolll

You're right

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rolllll how does this work anyway

becose im retarded oviously

rol

Let's be retarded then I guess.

See? We're almost there

mhmhmhmh rol

ROOOL

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rol aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rollllllllllllllllllllllll

Rolllll

Well if I'm gonna spam I'll do it my own way

Rollllll

Hitler

lol roll

Hitler did

Rolllllll

Hitler did nothing

Rollllllll

rawl

Hitler did nothing wrong

rol babty

Rolllllllll

lol ready?

Rollllllllll

[email protected]

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Noooooo i failed

rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Fuck your rape money. Go buy some goddamn therapy.

Obvious bait, but rolling cause why not.

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you would have been more comfortable on the Waddington 3

Rolllllllllll

i dont believe this fuckwit

Fack. I was 4442

WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS AM I A MISFORTUNE TELLER!?

LMAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARE YOU SERIOUS

whatever ig

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Lmao imagine being 1 digit off from thousands of dollars. Get fucked.

Guys I got really close

show me the moneeyy

I don't even want it

This will never happen

...

rolls

indeed I got fucked

wat

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Rolling

Pls..

...

Gimmie dem quads babyyyy

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Hello there

I lost like a champ not gonna lie

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Welp, let's wait for the next one

you gotta wait another thousand posts guys

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get

Getting close

How does it feel to have the power to change my life and save me from doom? I bet it feels good.

Stupid captcha I bet it's gonna fuck me up

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By the way, I've always asked myself, how do you prove you where the one to get quads?

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Rollingo

ofc dont actually wait bc this thread needs to live
is (almost certainly) right though anyway
most poeple arent even leaving their emails, how can you contact then? anyone can just reply to the post and say its totally me with no way to prove it (afaik).
(you)s can be photoshopped/web inspected too

[email protected]

Roll roll roll your wife, gently in the rug.

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Oh... then I guess I can just ruin it for everyone by getting quads and not having a way to claim it

[email protected]

three minutes or so left

Is it time?

[email protected]

but you wont get quads though, and neither will anyone else.

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Orly

ok lol
[email protected]

Im ppoor k

I think you're right, tho i almost got it a few minutes ago

It's...coming
[email protected]

yes rly

[email protected]

[email protected]
Ready?

Q's

Let’s go

[email protected]

ok it's close
[email protected]

its happening

Nooo [email protected]

OP, i AM quads!

captcha ffs

Hahahaha the same happened to you! GET CUCKED

Orlyrly
[email protected]

Damn

rooooool

...

Hhuuuuunnngghh

firing the quad laser

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Coooooome ooooooon

anyone got some funny memes/life advice

Has anyone ever won this crap?

Rolllin

never lucky

Hark

is captcha terrible for anyone else?

also, since when is there no email box? newfag here, thought there was supposed to be one

I'm not on my phone so I can't help you.
About life advice, nah I'm an stupid idiot.

It's always terrible

beast

Been gone for years, can't even sage properly.

Well guys, ready for round 3? here we go, 400 post more

easy as shit nigger

I haven't had to answer a captcha in about 6 months.

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smh my head. What are the options?

Cool

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Let's bump to keep track of the roll

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sometimes on not Cred Forums captchas are quick, not 30 seconds of fading images

I imagine OP is asleep...
Even if someone gets quads, there is no one to see, thus the post will probably disappear

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Welp, here we go
[email protected]

Need money get

Rollll

Need moneys

Read em and weep fags

ROLLIN

[email protected] quads por favor

GeT MoNEy eAsy 294 tiPs hEre>>

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[email protected] quads get

[email protected]
goooooo

Weed

roll

Quads [email protected]

Damn it
[email protected]

roll?

Roll [email protected]

give me

roll

Come oooooooooon
[email protected]

Roll

6666 get

Congratulations fucking nigger. didn't even put in your email ffs i hope youre

roll

fuck

Quads get

[email protected]

How's your butt OP

Fuck you

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Lol

Well done man

best part is, i'm the same fag who rolled 5555 earlier in the loli thread kek

fuck you niggers

Fuckin quads get

oh whoops im a fucking retard myself HAHAH

lol someone got it

Learn to count retard. Those are trips

Damn op deliver

I rolled the 6667 smh.

Quads roll

Imagine being so fucking dumb that you actually think you would get something.

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Daddy needs a new car!

QQ fags

Nope, not me lol

OP deliver

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Roll

seems legit, rollin

QUADSSSSSS

Meh

Boom

EVERYBODY STAND BACK

Congratulations, we are all idiots
as I said earlier

Rollo

roll

Roll

Guys calm down

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Well, we had our fun, thread is gonna die, goodbye, I nearly won once, I'm ok with that

How does the money get anywhere

Op no deliber

Rolll

Goodnight retards

Everyone's assuming it'll be PayPal but I have a feeling PayPal wouldn't like a 29k f&f transaction.

bullshit nigger

I asked that but dunno if this helps?

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quads incoming! rolling

rolling need coin

Now that you mention it... a 29k to mexico would be fucking weird

sorry dude, someone already won lol

Either fuckin way its fun to hope it's true. I'd sure like 29k rn

>I might just make some dreams come true
OP said Dreams
Plural

Fuck

ez

You right

rolling

Fuck you.

quaaaads

lets

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gogogogo

eh, tbf one person *can* have multiple dreams

ok lol

>well let's just try one last time.
>I'm sure I could get it this time.
[email protected]

Umm, I dunno why the ">" copied...

not last

Im outta here bye

might as well, don't know how I'd collect tho

can someone explain what "bumps" are? how is sorting by bumps different from sorting by last reply on the catalog?

email, though

yesrlylrly

this is how i win

We're going for quints this time

no u thred ded anyway

[email protected]

E

Got nothing to lose ...rolling

Rolling for you to burn the cash on livestream

Roll

roll

yee

roooollllllllll

I could really use this money

Go quads!

Rolling because I need good shit in my life

Why not

Rolling I suppose

Bumperino

Lol never going to get it

Sure
[email protected]

Sire

Rolling for the tiny chance that op will deliver

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Quads check em

Rooling

Quads?

Quad cash app $jarcle96

Oh nice roll

Id really like to have some money please

Could use some 29'000 doubt op will deliver but if do my PayPal is [email protected]

Re roll

Rollen

Man this is taking forever to re roll back around

The next quad is 1111

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