YLYL thread actually funny edition

YLYL thread actually funny edition

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>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>be me, OP, hate this stupid copypasta so much
>replace a few lines in the middle where newfags won't notice
>anyone who copy-pastes this copypasta is a faggot
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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what kept you

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What a terrible thread, and what terrible humor you all have. Why post the same stupid shit all the fucking time? Don't even start the YLYL next time.

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Nice pics so far.

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Bert should not be snorting coke with his penis.

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maan

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None of you read the 'actual true story inbound' copypasta. Look in the middle of the copypasta. All of your mothers will die in their sleep tonight.

thank for contriboot

i am lurk

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well played sir, well played

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he no longer cares

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butt

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Haha! I'm so cool!

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haha

spamming good vids here

discord..gg/shitpost ((remove the extra dot))


server with no rules. Anything Goes!

loli, cp, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!

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ok

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QFxFv4 come join this shitposting discord server with no rules

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Fuck you and your idiotic copypasta

>Hahaha I'll reply to every post on this thread so everyone has to read my book

maggot

Your grandfather was a good man.

:)

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Nobody cares, I already have unnullifiable immunity.

took me a second but i lol'd

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Fake & gay

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great game, kinda bummed they removed the hanging feature

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Why did this make me lose?

What did he mean by this?

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Rude

Instant lose, and I'm not even mad about it

Some heroes don't wear capes

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ok

LOL

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this thread is fucking trash

ok

Heh faggot

kek

then post something funny.

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Interesting

This one got me

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Why are you retarded?

Lost

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If she's on her period why would you bother pulling out?

lol fag

fuck you and your dad.

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Story?

Mia Khalifa?

Yep

I don't want to know what's going on there.

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I hate how many anons I've encountered who talk in this retarded sand nigger style, because they're that brain dead

holy shit Lexi got fat

Hey that's funny some guy had the exact same story as you did!

What's he making in there.

The things I want to do to her...

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>the feet meme

Ha!

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Kek i jerked off to her for the first time today...it was an alright fap not, great though

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sports cyclists are such assholes, especially boomers. This gives me such joy.

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Father Lexi is best Lexi.

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Okay what?

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I remember the first time this pasta was ever posted and some user said "This will probably become a pasta by sheer virtue of how mundane it is" Kek

Haha this is already on Reddit!

youtu.be/_GjbFSPC75k

the right cant meme

Eww what is that?

5ft11in bodybuilder

>not naming it "partial arts"

This never fails to crack me up!

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You're gonna have fun, dammit!

From Lexi Bell to TACO BELL!

MODOK

TRUE STORY INCOMING

It just reminds me of the cringey, horrible echo chamber of living with family. The author is currying favor with his dad, and jealous of his sister's boyfriend...

Not going to lie, that blower on the balls feels like heaven.

It's funnier when you realize Garfield is a boy

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Lol

Mass Faggotry

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youtu.be/axdQLtDhTww

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I love these too

Holy shit! I hope there is some shitty fast food left for reviewbrah after big Lexi there is through.

Thats an average russian person

damn boy, that was pretty good.

your parents must be so proud of you

God bless Texas

oof

nice feet

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HE TЫ!

Nice feet

Jesus Christ Korea, you can't do shit like that anymore...

peak performance

iFunny bro

not naming this partial arts

I'm too comfortable watching this.
My brain doesn't process it as real.
Horror effects from the 80's

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imgur.com/WpZs5NV

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>checked
Fuck, I lost.

i really really like this image