YLYL thread actually funny edition
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>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >be me, OP, hate this stupid copypasta so much >replace a few lines in the middle where newfags won't notice >anyone who copy-pastes this copypasta is a faggot >reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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what kept you
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What a terrible thread, and what terrible humor you all have. Why post the same stupid shit all the fucking time? Don't even start the YLYL next time.
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Bert should not be snorting coke with his penis.
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None of you read the 'actual true story inbound' copypasta. Look in the middle of the copypasta. All of your mothers will die in their sleep tonight.
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thank for contriboot
i am lurk
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well played sir, well played
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he no longer cares
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butt
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Haha! I'm so cool!
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spamming good vids here
discord..gg/shitpost ((remove the extra dot))
server with no rules. Anything Goes!
loli, cp, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!
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QFxFv4 come join this shitposting discord server with no rules
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Fuck you and your idiotic copypasta
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>Hahaha I'll reply to every post on this thread so everyone has to read my book
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Your grandfather was a good man.
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:)
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Nobody cares, I already have unnullifiable immunity.
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took me a second but i lol'd
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great game, kinda bummed they removed the hanging feature
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Why did this make me lose?
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What did he mean by this?
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Instant lose, and I'm not even mad about it
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Some heroes don't wear capes
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LOL
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this thread is fucking trash
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then post something funny.
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Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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This one got me
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If she's on her period why would you bother pulling out?
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fuck you and your dad.
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I don't want to know what's going on there.
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I hate how many anons I've encountered who talk in this retarded sand nigger style, because they're that brain dead
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Hey that's funny some guy had the exact same story as you did!
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What's he making in there.
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The things I want to do to her...
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>the feet meme
Ha!
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Kek i jerked off to her for the first time today...it was an alright fap not, great though
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sports cyclists are such assholes, especially boomers. This gives me such joy.
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Father Lexi is best Lexi.
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I remember the first time this pasta was ever posted and some user said "This will probably become a pasta by sheer virtue of how mundane it is" Kek
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Haha this is already on Reddit!
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>not naming it "partial arts"
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This never fails to crack me up!
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You're gonna have fun, dammit!
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From Lexi Bell to TACO BELL!
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It just reminds me of the cringey, horrible echo chamber of living with family. The author is currying favor with his dad, and jealous of his sister's boyfriend...
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Not going to lie, that blower on the balls feels like heaven.
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It's funnier when you realize Garfield is a boy
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Holy shit! I hope there is some shitty fast food left for reviewbrah after big Lexi there is through.
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Thats an average russian person
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damn boy, that was pretty good.
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your parents must be so proud of you
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Jesus Christ Korea, you can't do shit like that anymore...
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not naming this partial arts
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I'm too comfortable watching this. My brain doesn't process it as real. Horror effects from the 80's
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i really really like this image
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