How me and my friends started a homeless people riot for under 200 dollars.
>be American richfag. >My moms church had a winter bag for homeless people drive. >The woman at the church bought 50 really nice waterproof bags >In each bag they put thick socks a beanie a solar blanket, toothbrushes >instant coffee, bouillon cubes, a metal cup, Bibles and some other things >They packed all the bags up nice and pretty >each bag had over 40 dollars worth of stuff in it and the bag was like 20 by itself >I told my mom they should just give the bums 20 bucks each they would be happier >my mom is a bleeding heart and thinks the crackheads would be happier with the bag >They brought the bags to the overpass were there is a homeless camp >About 30-40 homeless people live in tents and shit there >So my mom and he friends handed out the bags in the morning >Across the street from the overpass is a mini mall >they built a 200 yard 10 foot tall fence to keep the homeless people away >Me and me my friends devised a plan that after my mom and the other ladies left >we would offer to buy the bags for 20 dollars or so >we figured they would jump at the 20 dollars and we would see some lulz >we parked at the mini mall and got one of the bums attention >from the other side of the fence we offered him 20 dollars for the bag >Dude said "No", I was shocked. We told him to ask the others if they would sell >he crossed the street and told his buddies >Suddenly 3 of them hustled across traffic to the fence >the first guy came to the fence and said money first >So I told him throw the bag over the fence and I will give him the 20 >he threw the bag and I handed him the 20 >the others did the same then walked back across the street >I thought well that was a waste of 60 dollars >then when word got out the 20 for the bag was legit' >the homeless people started running through on coming traffic >I am pretty sure every single homeless person who had a bag came to the fence cont
don't think it would work, they're unreliable and lazy by nature
Bumping for part 2
but fueled off crack and meth they might be invincible?
>they were all yelling and screaming, pushing and shoving to get in front of us >We gave one of the guys a 20 and he threw his bag over the fence >Then it began raining bags there must have been 25-30 bags all heaved over the fence >We had to dodge the oncoming pelting of homeless people bags. >We started shoving 20's through the fence and they were clamoring and fighting even more >they started fighting over who was suppose to get the 20's >Them fighting and shoving started to make the fence bend >we grabbed as many bags as we could and ran back to the mini mall >When they saw us leaving and realizing there 20 dollars wasn't coming >All hell broke loose >some of the homeless were fist fighting with other for the money >others tried climbing the fence to come get us to give them their money >At some point the fence broke >We jumped in the car and took off >we drove away they came and parked off in the distance >they had engulfed the mini mall parking lot like a pack of zombies >they started breaking into cars and going into stores >10 or so cop cars showed up about 3 minutes later >they started fighting with the cops >bums were being arrested cops being hit with the waterproof bags >we sat in the car eating the candy bars from the homeless people bags >we figured out we handed out a total of 160 dollars >we got about 20 bags back filled with goodies >WELL worth proving my mom wrong and being able to see a homeless person riot
sounds like you need a job ya lil faggot something to keep you busy and productive
>my mom and her church friends drove by later >I figure they expected to see happy homeless people bundle up drinking hot drinks >Instead they saw the tail end of the riot. >My mom told my dad she thought the homeless started fighting over the bags >she was sad they did not make enough bags for them all >When the scope of what happened finally dawned on them it ended the church helping the homeless >My mom still doesn't know it was me who incited the riot >there is dump somewhere with a bunch of homeless people bags missing only the candy bars
first line states he/she is an american richfag
Your abit of a bitch nigga tbh
dubs checked and i like the way you think user
I haven't kek'd this hard in ages, well played user
>they had engulfed the mini mall parking lot like a pack of zombies
Made me kek OP, thank you
Bullshit they wouldn't go that apeshit for that little money.
If they literally fought everytime a few people had 20 dollars each theyd be fighting all day every day.
You don’t get out of your moms house very often, do you?