YLYL Instruction Manual: How to Give Cred Forums Cancer.
YLYL Instruction Manual: How to Give Cred Forums Cancer
Camden Wood
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Anthony Anderson
Jordan Gomez
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Brandon Cruz
Parker Mitchell
Henry Watson
Lincoln Taylor
Andrew Lewis
Sebastian Garcia
Here we see a fine example of mocking (OP). While it is commonly acknowledged that (OP) is a faggot in Cred Forums threads in general and YLYL threads in particular, this Cred Forumsro makes a trenchant observation on (OP)'s penis size.
Elijah Bennett
Nigger Copter? Like a new kind of transformers with social benefits?
Juan Perez
Heli on a smelly
Heli on R. Kelly
bird on a Turd
chopper on a hopper
Jaxon Walker
Observe and take careful note this work of copypasta that appears in nearly every YLYL thread, often as the first, second or as in this case, third post of the thread. While the origins are somewhat disputed, it is generally recognized that the poster has "Daddy" issues. Responses require careful handling in order to help spread the cancer throughout the thread without contracting the disease. However, it is broadly acknowledged as one of the most malignant posts found in YLYL.
Alexander Scott
Parker Gonzalez
Brandon Lewis
Sometimes Loli thread rejects find their way to YLYL, often with minor modification of their memes.
Cameron Butler
Parker Jackson
Jace Martin
Elijah Scott
Grayson Diaz
Bentley Green
Austin Morris
The President of the United States of America is sometimes introduced as a "meme" or figure that is expected to get a response. This seems to be predicated on the assumption that the USA is a joke and so is its leader. Bonus points are given for Cred Forums rejects who somehow think that their ill-considered contributions are relevant.
Mason Campbell
Jason Nelson
Austin Gutierrez
Gavin Hughes
Observe the autocock posts. The poster sucks his own dick over and over again ad infinitum and ad nauseum. Usually this is Stage 4 Cancer, but can sometimes reach Stage 5 when five or most autocock posts are found in a thread.
Oliver Jackson
Honestly not into loli threads. Just found it funny due to a recent incident with someone pooping in a urinal at a place I went recently. Maybe one day I’ll greentext it when I’m in the mood
Hunter Phillips
Brandon Jones
Aircraft on the forehead?
Jacob Green
Wyatt Davis
Jason Foster
You son of a cunt whore, youve won me over
Gabriel Green
Jaxon Martin
Asher Nelson
Parker Phillips
Christopher Rodriguez
Jews are ferociously evil its not even a discussion
Daniel Powell
Thomas Ward
Lincoln Morgan
Easton Ramirez
Charles Johnson
Alexander Miller
Dylan Martinez
That was fucking gold
Lucas Allen
nevar forget 910
Alexander Green
Brody Stewart
Daniel Johnson
Elijah Parker
This is autism on a new level
Juan Peterson
Ryder Thomas
Leo Carter
finally a decent ylyl thread ty decent ppl :)
Jeremiah Evans
do i detect salt at the bottom of that jar?
Ryder Sullivan
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Levi Wood
Out of the car long-hair
Wyatt Scott
Leo Evans
Owen Brown
Grayson Barnes
The use of large blocks of text with an unrelated image is a sure source of cancer. Done correctly, the agent is slipped in without any notice and soon begins to spread without anything to check it.
Ian Scott
This country needs a president who starts the day on his knees.
Adrian Lee
>on his knees
>his knees
>knees
Do hands on his knees count?
Tyler Stewart
So, Buttigeg?
Charles Howard
Nicholas Adams
Jose Allen
of course Satan has an uncut cock
Dominic Watson
>Pence?
>Buttigeg?
Any cocksucker from Indiana will do. Everyone in Indiana is gay. That's the law.
Andrew Reed
>How to Give Cred Forums Cancer.
Fuck you NAZI!!!
Don't want to get infected with the Coronavirus!?
You're coronaphobe! Scared of the other!
Justin Long
>Coronaphobe
Nicholas Ross
Note the "failed triforce" meme. It is a way of demonstrating one's incompetence and impotence via Mike Pence. There is nothing sadder than a failed triforce. If you aren't weeping uncontrollably by now, you are probably numb from the cancer seeping throughout your body at an accelerated rate.
Andrew Campbell
is there any way to speed up the rate that it'll kill me?
Colton Collins
>is there any way to speed up the rate that it'll kill me?
Sadly, user, time is an illusion on Cred Forums. While we may seem closer to death while on Cred Forums than at any other time in our lives, that does not mean our death arrives any sooner.
The most reliable way to speed up the rate is to go "An Hero" mode. This is not recommended, because (1) if it is effective, that's bad karma for those who advocate it and (2) if it is unsuccessful, that establishes that user is a loser at being a loser.
Parker Howard
Lost
Matthew Barnes
Kek! Holy shit I lost
Chase Powell
so it's true then?
you can't win
you can't break even
you can't even get out of the game.
Aaron Turner
Helicopter on a nigger. Wow so funny, wow
Robert Allen
>so it's true then?
>you can't win
>you can't break even
>you can't even get out of the game.
Dubs are frequently used as a source of Deus ex Machina assertions
Blake Torres
what do i win?
Levi Cooper
Is the netflix docu worth the watch?
Camden Sullivan
David Wright
Lost
Isaac Miller
Andrew Myers
Brayden Brooks
lmaoooooo xD soo randum!!
Sebastian Jackson
newfag
Robert Martin
it's the op of ray pist. he has down syndrome
Xavier Miller
Robert Morgan
bin laden was a cia agent
Aaron Wright
New one. Included this.
youtu.be
Joshua Powell
>cia agent
Isn't everyone?