Waifu thread
Claim your waifu and talk about your day
RPers will be hung
Waifu thread
Charles Morris
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Isaac Butler
BIG SHITPOST. IT'S 6:30 AM BUT I WANT TO DRINK MORE.
Michael Wood
Sachiko claimed
Tyler Long
still here
and
hang me.
drink more!
Christopher Nguyen
Do it faggot.
Landon Fisher
>RPers will be hung
based
Robert Harris
No rape play??? D'aww. My day is ruined and I am not a bird.
Well I know why. People are too incompetent to do shit, and need someone to do it. I am too bored sometimes and actually do it.
Adam Smith
youtube.com
wish i had an image of yuu drinking tea and chatting casually with chuck schuldiner
Christopher Wilson
you guys are bad influences but that's exactly why I posted it.
Joshua Wilson
im still drinking if it helps you lol
Henry Collins
Hey, desperate times desperate measures.
Hmm. Without sounding like a furfag, i'm probably closer to a human housecat than anything.
>Doesn't work
>Sleeps all day
>Bitches when hungry
How long until I get taken to "A farm with a happy family" too, I wonder?
Photoshop and drawfags are your friends.
Even if we told you otherwise it'd be about as effective as that label on the cigarette pack that tells you it gives you cancer.
Nathaniel Garcia
I took the shot. probably my last for the night though I'm pretty drunk and I need to sleep soon since I didn't sleep at all last night.
you are probably right, I have a problem.
I know nobody cares but I'm drunk and I don't care. I play a lot of azur lane and I used to play pretty much exclusively british ships, but recently I've been fucked out of all the current meta british ships because gachas are fucked. however, I have a decent amount of the Japanese event ships and all of the german event ships so I'm thinking about switching over to using one of those factions. does anyone have an opinion on which I should choose? if not it's fine really, I just kinda wanted to vent about me getting fucked by gacha games.
Julian Price
>desperate times desperate measures
?
Brayden Powell
All you need is a fursuit.
I'm more closer to a human feral cat.
>get shit done while no one is watching
>avoid human interactions as long as I can
>get some more shit done
>hiss at people
>stare at blinking lights at night
>hiss some more at people
>piss in their yards
>sometimes I'm nice and get shit done for them if I feel like it, and end up hissing at them.
And no, not joking. I literally hiss at people. And keep an emergency cat ear headband in my glovebox to emphasize the hissing.
Adrian Ortiz
lol was it a good shot at least? i play a lot of girls frontline and i dont really care to segregate them based on what they are. cute guns are cute guns and ima use them. usually the cute ones slap so its a nice bonus. overall use what you want homie.
Caleb Williams
German solely because Prinz Eugen is hot.
I haven't touched a gacha game in months, thankfully.
RNG and I have never gotten along.
I was just talkin' to talk, dawg.
>hiss at people
So you were one of THOSE kids in school, huh?
Sounds like a real cat-tastrophy.
Ethan Bailey
k thanks
Cooper Cooper
>I literally hiss at people
What..
Tyler Harris
I tried to get into GFL but I fuckin suck at it. I do like the story and a lot of the guns, though.
you make a good point. germans also have Graf Zeppelin and Z23
Brayden Bennett
whaaaaa its totes easier than azur lane. usually. at least from what i played of both.
Jordan Martinez
>And no, not joking. I literally hiss at people. And keep an emergency cat ear headband in my glovebox to emphasize the hissing.
Henry Moore
Nah. Actually in school I was one of the guys who was in the center of attention. The downfall happened afterwards.
like a french trying to speak. but hiss. with some throat mucus flowing everywhere.
Wyatt Gomez
I dunno I started AL long before GFL so I guess I was just used to how braindead easy Azur Lane is. the big problem I have is I don't understand GFL meta at all, and I can never finish any event.
Thomas Nelson
You could say they are the..
Reich choice.
In school I was the guy Kendrick is talking to in You Ain't Gotta Lie.
I probably still am to a certain extent, but whatever.
>but hiss. with some throat mucus flowing everywhere.
Bro..
Austin Howard
I feel GFL is way more player and F2P friendly than many other gachas tbh, you can even idle play it just fine if you don't have much time, like I used to.
I should reconsider eating hot 'za to the point it scorches my mouth, but it's so good..
Juan Green
epic. I need to research Roon and Freddy tho, which will take a while.
David Long
I call it the mongolian throat hissing, thank you.
William Hughes
Ah well that's the difference then. You cant finish the event because you haven't prepared what you need to finish it. I cant imagine finishing this current even without arty units and strong af swuads. It's not hard just daily time put into it lol
It's very idle friendly to the point where I can do it at work with the right setups. I like being ready as can be for events like the current one tho.
Camden Reed
I think another part of the problem is I've dumped a lot of money into AL and barely any into GFL so I feel a lot less attached to it.
Blake Barnes
Have fun!
How long until you glue the cat ears to your scalp and start ending your sentences in "nya~"?
Eli Rogers
I mean yeah better to do what you know
Xavier Young
ryuko claimed
Jose Walker
hey lil rudes~
Robert Flores
That would be more like trep cat's teritory.
Listen to this logic
>x pisses you off
>you swear at him
>he swears at you
>you swear at him
...
>infinite loop which results in human interaction and communication
---------------------
>x pisses you off
>you hiss at him
>he stares blankly and leave
>mission complete.
Angel Nelson
Yoyo
Reminds me of
youtu.be
Logan Young
Psycho catdude desu yo.
Luis Hughes
Bruh...
Hudson Martin
He sounds like your type.
Jaxon Harris
yikes.
Ethan Cox
I'd rather risk getting stabbed while in bed than someone pissing and ripping my furniture.
Jaxson Rogers
Hirasawa Yui
i had a pretty cool dream. i was playing Skyrim in VR, but it was also some scifi space ship, and i fought some things and it was cool, and you wouldn't believe how cool it was, cool
dark
Mason Stewart
Bro..
Yonkers
>Would rather risk his life than risk property damage
Somehow, I can relate.
Sounds like a regular modded skyrim experience.
Robert Peterson
I started playing it back when I smoked tons of weed, and for some reason it got me pretty attached to the game. I like to pretend I'm good at it, but I'm pretty shit.
I CANT HELP MYSELF I DRANK MORE! it's really rough when both sides of your family have a long lineage of alcoholism. I feel like I never had a chance. I love liquor too much.
Luis Russell
oh! I talked to a fren about skyrim in vr since I wasn't sure whether to get it or not since it cost like 60 and it's essentially the same game just with vr which is kinda a ripoff imho
tangerines! marble stools!
Alexander Cooper
>pissing ... my furniture.
I think that indicates some weird kidney stones my dude. I don't think pissing furniture is healthy.
>my dick hurts again
>why?
>i just pissed a whole ikea isle again.
hiss.
but I believe that doesn't work on the internet how it works in real life... and some furfags could get attracted to that... and that again... is human interaction
Anthony Moore
Luis Rivera
I'm here early to bother people
Andrew Cox
i guess so! i hope F4NV is compatible with F4VR.
get it on a >=50% sale. i think it got as low as $20 once, so look out for that.
have you been posting more, or am i just noticing you more?
you can bother me, no charge
Daniel Harris
really? thank you so much :)
i want to bother akame but he had a hard work week and I'll feel bad not letting him rest...
William Stewart
Biscuit-eating Bulldog!
What are you gonna do if you hiss at someone in real life and catch a furfag's fancy by accident?
They're gonna fuck you with the dog dick strapon, bro.
They're gonna teach you how to tie off "the knot".
>
Mood
Thomas Nguyen
You say?
Wouldn't surprise me.
Oh no! I am suddenly enraged by your presence.
Benjamin Young
roods
David Martin
A cute.
Cooper Johnson
no u
Brody Rodriguez
ya I will probably do that
...or just pirate probably, since I'm not sure it will be interesting to play in vr.. sure fun to look around in the first few days but after that it'S basically just skyrim in vr with nothing new.
oui oui!! ^w^ sounds yum.... I should make some soup or something
or probably just pasta with some garlic, tomatoes, onions and whatever else
Nathaniel Cox
Furfags and me leaving the house at the same time is literally and universally impossible. And let's say Einstein was wrong in his theory and I do actually meet a furfag in reality. The close proximity would end up in a sudden bloodbath with absolutely 0 surviviors and 0 explanation. Like a sudden auto-cancel of everything.
A small coffee table coming out of your dickhole should be surprising and worthy of documentation tbh.
Luis Allen
maybe you should ask if he wants to be bothered..
yeah, i guess... Skyrim can still be fun, though. i was playing Skyrim Together, a multiplayer mod for Skyrim. that was super nice
Wyatt Wright
:)
:(
Jeremiah Green
no way that worked properly... I saw that like 2 years ago and it was utter shit like people floating away and shit it looked suuuuuper jank
Michael Watson
Furniture is goddamn expensive, yo.
Ain't trying to have to pay for that shit.
Nay, thee.
Dog biscuits wouldn't exactly fit my definition of "yum" but to each their own, eh?
I'm hungry as hell myself.
Maybe i'll go kill all the leftovers in the kitchen..
Now i'm simply tempted to lock you in a room with a full on fursuiter for fifteen minutes and broadcast it live on pay-per-view.
Luis Gomez
:D
Jayden Wilson
(:
Xavier Walker
ew I didn't know you were talking about those, you have a twisted mind I'm tellin you :3
you should do that if you're hungry... No one should starve, unless you live like in africa or some other nigger-den.
Angel Rivera
Only if I get 60% of the profits. I would break the system. I'd just sit in the corner and pretend I'm a carrot.
Isaiah Martin
:(
Jayden Davis
Already working on it.
>60%
I'm the one that came up with the idea.
You can have 30%.
c;
Jaxon Lewis
...
Lincoln Gutierrez
Same here actually, in the kitchen.
Hudson Phillips
I have another deal for you.
you get 30% and a furfag in a fursuit after 15mins of pretending i'm a carrot.
Just imagine having your own furfag at home.
I get 60% and the rest of 10% I will offer you a free bag of furfag food for your new pet.
Wyatt Bailey
Juan Howard
...
Evan Fisher
Mood
Tsk.
If I wanted a furfag i'd just go out and kidnap my own.
You can have 40 and some pocket lint.
and I want an hour long cage match with no rules.
Gotta give the people something worth watching, y'know?
Ian Jackson
it seemed to work fine with us. the only problems we really had was some desyncs and damage not really reflecting properly
also my friend's companion was client-sided
bye now
Isaac Hernandez
People would want to watch a confused furfag doing uwu talk and a pretended carrot pretending to be a carrot.
Don't you see the quality of the art? 60% or your getting boycott.
David Rogers
you mean rude?
that's all i ask for ;_;
cute
but then i'll wake him up...
people need me time anyway
Kayden White
Almost done
Carbonara
hey man maybe we can play some too in the future didn’t know it improved could be fun running around fucking up stuff
ya man have a gud sleep or gud morning lol
Cameron Cooper
What? Are you scared of a furfag?
Quite possibly
Nice.
Grayson Butler
Not scared by a furfag. All I have to do is stay still and don't breathe. Their hunting is based on uwu sounds and kawaii motions.
And literally not breathing and standing still, and preferably lowering the body temperature to room temperature sounds godly.
Zachary Morales
i dont' think i have a rude bone in my body..
Carson Howard
...
Juan Brooks
Ɛ> Ɛ>
Lincoln Rivera
now I eat °^°
Zachary Cruz
:o
Ɛ>
Luis Nelson
I think we should find different business partners.
Maybe i'll see how many 1st graders one can take on instead?
We're all rudes deep down.
My cynicism won't have it any other way.
Have fun
I'm gonna go take a nap.
Peace out anons.
Isaiah Gutierrez
thank you user!!
Christian Myers
please try to put the needs of others before your own sometimes....
Dominic Gonzalez
:)
Andrew Campbell
you seem nice, how are you?
Justin Evans
I think one 1st grader is enough.
Imagine someone pulling out a huge chunk of fur out of your 5k fursuit. It would be instant breakdown.
Nighty night.
youtube.com
Jayden Rogers
sad
Chase Brown
nice nap cool fren ^w^
Kayden Sanders
aw why is that? are you not enjoying your weekend?
Aiden Hughes
I am, it's just almost over
Daniel Stewart
try to make the most of it then :)
live in the moment and worry about other things later~
Ethan Lewis
I'll try
That sounds like a nice mentality to have.
Carson Fisher
making coffee for mom, brb
embracing the moment will make more so much more happier
Aaron Watson
Nice nip slip.
Parker Jackson
...
Thomas Thompson
Anthony Morales
Aiden Collins
Nice full lesbian incest intercourse slip.
Easton Foster
butthurt
Zachary Bennett
asspained
Cameron Davis
c00msumer
Anthony Martin
spermtaster
Chase King
c00m deprived
Logan Howard
jissomless
Parker Brown
psycho c00mer
Adrian Lee
stop
Ayden Kelly
mad splooge
Cooper Mitchell
eek! i never noticed...
/deletes
im bacc
my mom doesn't leave me alone...
Dylan Fisher
>eek! i never noticed...
>/deletes
>bacc
smells like niggers
Dylan Peterson
Welcome bacc :)
What are your plans for today?
Benjamin Allen
Acceptable mistake. You have been forgiven my child.
Nathaniel Richardson
niggas are okay
i actually hangout with real nigg**s and they don't smell lol
goodmorning! hmmm.... plans for today.... I guess I'm going sit around all day and wonder around my mom's house...
child? I'm 18 ._.,
Brody Perez
I'm 12 and what is this? Is this a safe place?
Cameron Flores
sounds like a relaxing day :)
Elijah Miller
aw that's a fun age..
I'm a safe place.. iunno about the other people though...
i wanna go back to my apartment and sleep all day... but my dad lives there now and he's annoying -.-
at least I can be comfy in my mom's apartment though...
what are you up to for today?
Joshua Martinez
hungry
Justin Diaz
I like dead bunnies.
Adrian Richardson
>And no, not joking. I literally hiss at people. And keep an emergency cat ear headband in my glovebox to emphasize the hissing
Zachary Martinez
um..
eh.. why?
Andrew Barnes
sp3rmh4ndler#1572
Leo Taylor
ew...
because death, suffering and decay is cute :3
Kayden Allen
what's this?
U-um, i don't know what to say...
Matthew Perry
Sleeping all day would be great
I'm just binge watching anime
Owen Green
You deserve an "eww" more than me
Angel Rogers
Ew...
Ethan Bell
jewmaster#9009 add me cutiepie
silence is also good. silence is a sign of death.
ew...
Jordan Bell
i really enjoyed Fire Force
i must find another anime to watch....................
i must go again... Catgirl is scaring me...
-hides-
bye4now..
Noah Johnson
mood
accept c00m
cat large turnoff
Thomas Young
Fire Force seems cool.
I'm watching Chaika The Coffin Princess.
Until we meet again, Ui poster.
Michael Walker
Treetop tiger.
John Clark
If you find a cute rabbithole to hide in maybe you can find some dead bunnies. Please return with dead bunnies. Dead bunnies are cute.
Easton Roberts
fuck off aki abyss furfag
Ryan Turner
Same
Literally hissing sounds hilarious, but, not even the furries do that
SOUPII
Robert Rogers
What are you talking about? This is the og eris poster.
Leo Nelson
Hissing sounds somewhat mental tbh.
Not soup, sop, say it with me, s o p.
Hunter Baker
>og
mood
Isaac Green
Good late but still kinda Morning, nerds!
How's it going for you guys?
Andrew Nelson
ew...
furfags are literally way to mentally damaged to do cool stuff.
please assume room temperature ttylxoxokbye
the real, the one and only, the og, the mastermind
Easton Watson
It goes again
Hudson Foster
Rude tbh.
Kindly unalive yourself.
Kayden Wood
suck my omega cock stinky c00mcat
Joseph Stewart
2 minutes, wew. not bad, doot floof.
Adrian Taylor
The floofs of apocalypse gather once more.
Gavin Myers
Sounds of hissing and retardation may be directly connected, but hey that's just a theory, a furry theory
And don't worry SUPII, it's just a name
I can't disagree
I haven't seen a furry doing something funny except of "*nuzzles on you* *looks at you confused*" and that shit, anything furry related it's just embarrassing
Elijah Morales
Yucky tbh.
would you kindly opt out of existence?
that makes me moister than an oister
except scavenging them for organs and fursuits. they sell like honey.
you may now kiss the bride
Jason Foster
We are the most powerful governing beings on /waifu/, fear us mere...gun.
That sounds better in my head.
Moving aside, how be you?
I do what I want, mom.
Nathaniel Howard
Saying the R word is offensive, please use alternative terms, such as mentally impaired, or, learning disabilities.
>furries doing something funny
The STD's rates in furry cons are astoundingly hilarious.
Pls neck rope.
Aaron Martinez
thread states no roleplay, but you may coldplay as soon as possible.
Dylan Hughes
no it doesn't c00mcat
Adam Fisher
here's your christmas present stupid nigger
Carter Fisher
Why, that's a new record.
The doot of apocalypse is sounded and the world is destroyed by planet-sized panzers
Gey but nice dubs
Ayden Wilson
kindly kill yourself~
alcohol is an option
Ethan Moore
That makes me oister than a moister.
emancipate yourself to the next stage of existance.
Levi Powell
Oh, is it? Well good on you then. Try getting 2 minutes flat, or sub 2 minutes. Good luck!
How be it today? Good, I presume?
readytolearnaboutarcadeboardsandorcars?
Brandon Robinson
Stop breathing.
Beretta.
When's the wedding?
Matthew Williams
Furries have a ton of money
Have you seen how much a furry image or fursuit cost?
Furries are incredibly profitable
Oh, sorry, I won't offend the mentally nerfed
And you know, they're animals, they have to copulate until their dick fell
Nathan Lewis
ohaiooo afternoon waifus, how are you all today? :3 i hope you're having a nice day so far, i like turtles
Carson Roberts
moon runes too. forgot about that.
>
Heya, nerd!
I'm doing quite well. how about you?
Kayden Phillips
you don't even swallow
thompson
Liam Green
Furries are one of the freelancing artists and tailors funds powerhouse.
Have you heard they have STD's testing spots at their cons? Yikes.
Lmao, just pulling your leg.
Wrong character, Thompson is the big tits, mobster looking girl that usually goes "Yo Bossu!".
Luke Fisher
nice file name there~ c: i'm okay i guess; came home from work feeling pretty lonely but my dawg loves to keep me company which i guess is the highlight of my day - what have you been up to nerd-san?! :3
Joseph Myers
time to commit not living you mongoloid
Xavier Kelly
do a flip
Fuck yeah brother. Now you're speaking my language. When should we get started. I make them get out of hiding with my hissing and you whack them behind the throat.
salty
Chase Campbell
american long rifle
Caleb Hall
Oh look another waifu filled with gay RP/ERP.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Copped Misato
Days been pretty good, this week in general as been pretty good, so yeah.
Levi Stewart
you're so fucked in the head stop masturbating
Jaxon Jones
baste
Connor Clark
Isaiah Thomas
Don't make me mongol throat hiss you.
>hiss
Zachary Parker
Claiming Marley
Jonathan Clark
imagine taking the last post with a 3d
disgusting
Anthony Roberts
It appears you have good taste, user.
very good.
more bait? shit.
Jose Lee
>Kumiko
Oh that would be easy if i lurked lol
Pretty good, i had an MRE Coffee today. Hit me with that knowledge hoss
When one of us transfers our consciousness to a genetically-engineered catgirl
Christian Long
not possible if throat overflows with my c00m now shut up slut
Connor Sanchez
And now this is the fatal question. Who's the bottom getting transferred to a catgirl?
Parker Hall
Furries artist make a fucking ton of material, and of course they get a ton of money, even if I'm not a furry I would like to draw some dog penises
The STD's spots sounds kinda expectable, I don't even know how they copulate soo rapidly
That would not be possible
I can't see myself attacking furries while you hiss them with a Neko hairband
I'm already too much of a faggot for that
Taiga
Dylan Carter
commit to roadkill position
Gavin Walker
This tbh.
Sop
Jonathan Parker
...
Zachary Flores
obviously the cat claimer
Blake Gomez
Rolled