apu edition
/brit/
why did he puncture that tomato
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it's wacky bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very sick today lads but the qt is expecting me so I can't disappoint. She spent literally 6 hours confessing to me over the weekend there haha
she sounds demented
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don't go for the insane ones me
did i ask?
no, i did not
you wish
is she demented?
bet she's the author of the article "i cant stop sleeping with brexit voters"
you her priest?
gf just sent me this
*inhales*
Sarah Jane Mee?
More like Sarah Jane Peng
I can feel it lads
The white man is rising
wants me a spic gf
*exhales*
*blocks your path*
face>all
alright love
rosemary and thyme
thoughts?
>and i want to kill some boxes
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the great monstrosity
Forgot to set the toil bell for this morning, running very late.
why can't an intelligent fellow such as my self receive flirts from voluptuous females
>tehee im straigth
*reads and gets rich*
doesn't work
:V
What's the deal with houses?
The fridge runs
The water runs
The electricity runs
Only thing that doesn't run is me!
*ba-dum-tish*
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Just masturbated to porn where the scenario was American nuns purifying one of their number by the use of anal dildos and lesbian anilingus.
Christians are weird.
went to a pub in paris friday
12 euros for a pint
how about no
>are Isabel is now a fully fledged MILF
my dicc
porn? don't touch the stuff
fbi is controlling the world fuck fuck fuck
wonder how many babies she eats
Uni toil today
CHOOOOON
What phone have you got /brit/?
a pint here is half the price of a sixpack. and it's not even a real pint, it's a "metric pint"
really really enjoying all your blog's
galaxy s3
hate bunk you have to go through in order to get a new one
pfm
women? don't touch the stuff
*the bunk
post fucking machines
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Hi, apparently I've been paying for unlimited 4G internet for well over a year now along with my broadband but have never received the sim card.
how was getting treated by goebbels like
OnePlus 3T
Haha
“Man, I’ve just gotta stop hanging around with these human things” - dog, probably
a large coke with fries, keep the change
Galaxy J7
up yours fuckhead
MacToilnalds
Toil Bell
Toiling Donuts
Toil King
moto g lte
JFs are subhumans
Brits rule the world
you in koh phangan, bruce?
I don't give a shit
More like Gay7
*blocks your path*
VERY clever
>and i want to kill some boxes
>boxes mean vaginer btw
be sure to keep us updated on how that works out for you la
I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and full of black cock
youtube.com
tfw toil
saw this one on facebook
you need to stop having black cocks for breakfast
no and I'm not australian
fuk
tinder match called me a manlet
this was a good one iibthwy
Just called a yank a manlet on tinder
pints used to be around a litre here but we use the anglowimp system of around half a litre now
>Fast-food chain KFC has had to shut down a number of outlets across the UK because they have run out of chicken.
need that pre-workout protein
just called an aussie a cunt on Cred Forums
I like my women like I like my beer, frothy head and full of yeast
gee thanks capitalism, the death count just keeps on rising
>no and I'm not australian
folks
post fucking machines
Laughing at all you poor cunts without a 2017 flagship phone
t. Note 8 Master race
it's funny you think it was a joke
>samsung
Anglo’d
how tall are you
ours is a whopping 425ml, and as a bonus the glasses have stupid fucking names like schooners, middies and butchers
>not op5t
k
'Allahu Ackbar!!'
Pope Francis
how short are you?
5'11 is the minimum height required to be on tinder
More like Pope Gramsci ha!
just got requested to post fucking machines on Cred Forums
need a kiss and a cuddle
6'1"
>my wife's daughter
I married my wife Debbie in July 2016 and changing my name from mine - Nell - to hers - Harding - caused a big stir among my family and at work. The decision was a no-brainer for me. Debbie has a daughter from a previous relationship and we wanted her to have the same name as the rest of the family. I remember my stepdaughter saying to me that she didn't want to go to school with a different name, and I completely understood how she felt.
Been on tinder for 4 weeks and I've not been able to get one date
Wait wait wait.. Aussie pints are 125ml less than a glorious british pint? Dunno how you lot don’t catch more flack for this
the virgin fin
vs
the chad swede
Got myself a Huawei. Half the price, double the quality really.
>middies
snorted
How am I going lads
But the most surprising reaction came from my workplace. I am a property manager, I deal with about 100 leaseholders living in blocks of flats. When one of my bosses discovered I had changed my name he said I should have consulted him first because it could cause repercussions for the business and its clients. He said people would assume I was in a same-sex marriage and that I would need to make it clear in my email signature that I had married a woman. It was offensive and I felt like he had singled me out.
Apparently they had complaints - although nobody ever said anything to me directly. Eventually the HR manager told me to take that explanation out of my email signature because it was unnecessary. My boss still refuses to accept my new name and insists on using my maiden name instead.
When I changed my name at the bank there were problems too. "We've never done a guy before," said the bank teller in disbelief. The branch manager had to speak to me and then he had to call head office to check changing my name was something they were allowed to do. We spent about 20 minutes discussing it all but eventually it got sorted out.
the virgin swede
vs
chad finn
ye
gg finfag
will be taking my wifes last name since mine is shit
Call her a miserable cunt
alri Mr Shit
>and i want to kill some boxes
you've fucked it its over gg
>Australian """""""Pints"""""""
I have always been very single-minded and I absolutely live for filling in the Maiden Name box on forms. Once you're aware of it you realise just how much the need to fill in a maiden name crops up. I now work in pharmaceuticals and go to lots of conferences, where there are always registration forms and inevitable security questions, including questions about previous names. I have ended up being put in an all-women session on more than one occasion because, combined with having a maiden name to declare, they think my first name, Wyn, is a woman's name.
stifled a small chuckle at this one
>my maiden name
holy fuck
afraid to watch this
IPA masterrace
Hate women desu
legally changing my name to DJ Mix Master 1990
alri aussie half pints xD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what supermodel pic are you using mate
she gets turned on by hearing dissidents insult her
>dad walks in
travelling in a fried out comby
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enjoy 125mls of gluten
It's just this but with my face
dont expect them to admit to wanting to have sex when they use it to get what they want. they expect you to beg for it or at least play their game because they know you want what they have (their body).
>that cringe yank speak “this is exactly what it looks like”
So awkward and disjointed I don’t like it at all
Thailad's gf just offered me a fucky fuck for 10 dollar
shoes on the bed? I'm going to fucking heem you
How much of a fucking runtoid can you be, Jesus Christ
shoes inside the house? I'm going to fucking heem you
good way to get diptheria
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAA
Finnish people be like '20 degrees is too hot!' haha
at least pretend to respect them until you get what you want they dont take well to being treated like they are easy it hurts their feelings even though its obvious
the good image of australia took a serious hit today
noooo bro i dont wanna get tested id onnu what theyre gonna find man
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAA
anything over 24 is too hot
thailads...gf.... ha..... hahaha.............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
soyboy
>shoes on the bed? I’m going to fucking heem you
have no idea what they're saying
What are you talking about runt
how does weak shit like this get matches
send me the other sneakers thx
milkybar kid
HOWLING AT ALL YOU POOR CUNTS WITHOUT A 2017 FLAGSHIP MOBILE DEVICE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
you think it could survive the temp of the ice cream? srs question
I'll say this once and I won't say it again
this once and I won't say it again
Aussie
HALF PINTS
A
L
F
P
I
N
T
S
not poor
Howling lads get a tinder pic like mine and you'll sleep with a JEWESS on the reg desu
wacky mick
see
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i see a lot of similarities between my dad and tony soprano and between me and aj soprano
Would like to introduce turtle to a REAL british pint and then I would let a 6 year old child out muscle and over power him before skinning him alive and dispersing the various body parts into different lakes
OH NONONONONONONO
*takes breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yanks dating advice..do you have to clap everytime you cum haahahahahahaaha.....
do u have curly jew hair? reckon that's a deal breaker
>i paid too much for a subpar phone because i was too lazy to do the research so ill just project onto everyone else
wh*Tes
No lad
paid nowt for my flagship phone
not a tyrone however
going for the khazar milkers then
Does she have big tits. Not worth it if she doesn't have big Khazar milkers.
Reckon I've got this in the bag
abdi, give it back
she just needs prolonged exposure mate dont worry about it
REALLY want to see you succeed for my own horniness
wish I was a don like ed
What the fuck is up with reviewbro's comment section its literally 50% girls has anyone else noticed this
fuck mondays
she seems easy trying something humorous yet slightly romantic maybe it will turn things around
Heard on Sky Sunrise that Mummy May is considering shifting funding away from shit courses at lower ranked schools and to Tarq STEM students
all my life.....all i have wanted to be.....is.....the man of the hour
well he is a sex god
Um hello *ahem* I'd like a schooner, a schmiddy, and a pony for my gf (she's a lightweight)
iPhone X
Bought it yesterday
normies found his youtube channel and think everyone's mocking him
it is
any choice comments
>the ancestor of virgin walk vs chad stride meme
Do not want to turn this around
Bringing this plane into the hillside jaja
>I got a 2:2 history degree at Leeds Metropolitan, why don't I have a swanky £50k job in the City of London by the time I'm 25?
tarqs are more likely to be in the arts than the sciences or anything stemy compared to plebs
>however
E x p o s e d
BARE banter flying around today
slightly worried this might be the case
The example used was of someone studying Nuclear Physics at Oxford vs Arts History at Bedfordshire
I know a guy who got a third in art history and is now a banker in london on 150k
guy can't add up his shopping bill
>private schools
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feeling a bit crook x
>feeling a bit crook x
>>feeling a bit crook x
arts history is by far more likely to be a tarquin if you discount the unis.
it is THE posho subject for those who don't have to worry about money
>>>feeling a bit crook x
nvm i checked through some of the channels and they seem genuine
a lot of pretty girls, too - starting to become slightly jealous of rotw
Styles of address
2016–2025: Mr user
2025–2033: Mr user MP
2034–2035: The Hon user MP
2036: Viscount Howick MP
2037–2038: The Rt Hon Viscount Howick MP
2039–2061: The Rt Hon The Earl user PC
2062–2088: The Rt Hon The Earl user KG PC
Dont want to be involved with porn and its corrupting influence in any sort of way
>stay at home during uni
>work weekend job
>work summer jobs
>have at least one paid internship
Boom, no student debt.
Is it really that hard?
>Dont want to be involved with porn and its corrupting influence in any sort of way
>Dont want to be involved with porn and its corrupting influence in any sort of way
like to kiss my dog
this but unironically
>message a girl on tinder
>she ignores me
>follows my insta and likes my post
ah yes ah yes ah yes ah yes
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how will thailad ever recover?
Just enjoy your life and pay slightly more tax (if you even reach the threshold)
i think they love him for the same reason girls love gays
he comes across as completely nonthreatening but not ugly and gross like a neckbeard
he doesn't seem like the type of guy to be trying to have sex with them and he isn't a girl who could be competition
like to tug of war with myself
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banter
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should have been an advice dog was the only time when that shit wasn't gay af senpai
anticipating the tinder post by bruce
haha get it?
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Any black man in?
yes
fuck off
Slippery slope isn't a fallacy
Why?
R.I.P. Stormin
not in politics at least
Hello
because i hate niggers
WE BUILT THIS BRIDGE ,WE'LL BURN IT DOWN, THIS LIFE WE LIVE WE ONLY GET ONE.
Glad you got the Russians working on the explanation for you lads
recent thought: atoms aren't real
Why tho?
>Slippery slope isn't a fallacy
>not in politics at least
>don't push me on this icy mountain. i'll fall all the way down!
>"that's a slippery slope fallacy honey x"
*pushes them*
Comfy rain has descended upon these isles lads
>>not in politics at least
what level are you
im lvl 4 tbqh
dude what if race is just a societal construct and we were all black once anyway haha
Any marvel movie will do well here and it hasn't got much competition at the moment.
wish it was friday
replace porn with anime
bottom text is the best meme
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between 8 and 9
Why are people so fucking defensive over people liking the film? Holy shit.
slippy slop fallacy :D:DDDD
starring into ocean waves,
OwO
Love toilet graffiti me
like unironically liking a kid's finger painting
Calm down cheddar man, can’t accept you black now?
apparently I needed an explanation
Cheddar Panther
The best marvel movie ever was Iron Man, followed by Dr Strange
thailads worried his gf will leave him for a black man
i reckon white people are gonna get killed at a greater rate in south africa after the movies release
>Calm down cheddar man, can’t accept you black now?
might have told a few fibs throughout my years browsing Cred Forums 2bh
quite tall were some of them tales haha
i would be embarrassed if i admitted to liking a capeshit film desu
but those are both the same movie
hello nigger
Are you schizophrenic?
You'll find few places that would discriminate the darkies more than here
Hahah, alri, lad, I get you now.
think so sometimes
what makes you say that tho
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Why you posting your ancestors pictures?
I fucking hate this saffa prick can we get a vote ban on this cunt? !voteban Saffa
'
Because you believe in the paranoid white genocide delusion.
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that number thailad gave out turned out to be for the king's phone
just rung him and told him he's a cunt
>Runt??
hahaha
ahahaha, runts
>Because you believe in the paranoid white genocide delusion.
Never hear any boere here going on about white genocide 2bqh. It's always the armchair experts from abroad that come to these conclusions about the place.
>paranoid white genocide delusion.
brody pls
yeah changing the genetic stock of a nation to thrid-worlders is just business as usual among the various nations of the world
aye my relatives were slave owners and im proud of that. what about you what are you proud of blue gum?
small brain: love is just a chemical reaction in our brains designed to facilitate reproduction and the continuation of our lineage
large brain: love is a metaphysical transcendant concept
huge brain: love is just the sensation of a woman draining your testosterone
edit: referring to the west in general
How safe is it really?
the real resistance by the boers died off a long time ago
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You can’t possibly know that exact detail about your own ancestors
I’m proud of my own life.
Cape Town is as unsafe as it gets on planet earth
FUCK OFF YANK
*sneaks into the thread*
poo poo poo
willy bum poo
poo poo bum poo
oh oh
poo poo poo willy bum poo
bum poo all over you
epic
I was asking someone who lives there not a British armchair expert.
it's a matter of statistics, dummy
oi you tried sneaking in here eh??
don’t care
Depends where really. Areas with higher concentration of whites are generally the safest obviously. Not as bad as most on the pole make it out be.
poo?
*throws away passport* uh, yes, *cough* I'm a syrian refugee in need of asylum?
welling up just thinking of the plight of the refugees
creasing up just thinking of the plight of the refugees
Can't be bothered to do this poo. Can't wait until we get transporter technology to teleport poos out of the poochamber without actually having to shit them out.
welling up thinking about the plight of the 125 mls
How safe would let’s say bloemfontein be?
>i cant do research and figure something out.
bantu logic
smell like shit and my kitchens a bloody mess but cba addressing either
wow just discovered the dark theme option on youtube
Fairly safe. Again, depending on the exact area. Why Bloem of all places?
*checks your furnished beard*
*checks the minor case on my form*
alri
Because it seems worth visiting.
ain't got the genetics for a beard lad *sheds a single soy-based tear*
Ok, that's a first. Wouldn't mind getting a drone cam and filming all the areas. Might give people a better perspective of the areas.
You seem like a fucking bellend ya drip
Why am I a bellend?
just keep talking, people: you're making my job a whole lot easier
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fucking /birt/
dyslexic black cunt