>Martian Manhunter
>is a Martian
>hunts men
>Martian Manhunter
>is a Martian
>hunts men
um EXCUSE ME Martian Manhunter is straaight he has a wife an deverything so i ould appreciate you not dsaying such gay things about my FAVORITE superhero THANK YOu
Name didn't sound quite as gay back when they invented the character.
He's a gay alien?
A Gaylien???
>Deadpool
>is not dead
>rarely if ever seen in a pool
>Batman
>is not a bat
>barely a man
Too late, J'onn wants the Aquadick.
>Metal Men
>Are metal
>Are not men, just robots
It gets even worse
>Wade Wilson
>Doesn't will a son
>Not in pools
>So doesn't wade.
Get your shit together Marvel.
>Black Panther
>Isn't a racist
>his dad's name isn't even Will
The Black Panthers are the ones who are ripping off his name. They are not even Wakandans, much less nobles.
>dumb hate symbol poster
>he doesn't like based jaffas
Fuck off.
>I'M GONNA HUNTS ME SOME MANS
>Bill Wilson
Goold
Peter parker
> doesn't even have a driver's license so he can't park
> where's skin tight Spandex and you still can't see his Peter
gayyy lmao
More like Martian Manhumper
No, no, he's called that because he parks his peter in all the ladies. Bitches love Spider-Man.
>Goa'uld
>Claim to be gods
>Actually are
Fucking Tau'ri, am I right?
Candle Jack
His name isnt Jack
and he isnt
As far as non-indicative capeshit names go, you can't get much worse than pic related
>also named Will Wilson
What counts as gay for an alien shapeshifter living among humans?
Klaw is his real name.
Has there ever been a Green Lantern who's literally a green lantern?
...
What was that comic in which J'onn shape-shifted into a female martian? Like, it was just him but with tits. I think it was JLI, but I am not quite sure.
I know but given how superhero comics work, you'd expect a guy with a name like Klaw to use claws
>Daredevil
>isn't a daredevil
But he is a daredevil
But he's not a devil, just a guy
To be fair, he was completely insane at the time.
However, if it weren't for Mera, I would ship it. StarFish
Don't worry, soon he will be killed off and replaced with the All-New, All Different Klaw, a native Wakandan woman upset with the native government.
>translated from arabic
Where's her burkini?
What about a threesome.
I'll take it.