Are ants the ultimate national socialists??

are ants the ultimate national socialists??
>loyal to their leader
>pride in their colony
>will give up own life for the preservation of colony
>shares food by alerting other colony members of food source
>goal of territorial expansion
>will fuck up an opposing colony
>no individuals, just a united race

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I always was fascinated by ants. I would go up to a hill and blow on the top so they would swarm out.

You're wrong though, even ants have classes.

They all share and what not but when the cards are down and food is short Major Workers tend to bully others. Queen's still retain their lifestyle at all cost and Male Alate wings are ripped off for food and even eaten themselves. They all turn on each other if they can't find food.

Nanites are cucks

Workers are wagecucks

Queens and Alates sit back while nanites clean them, feed them and take care of there brood. Its still class based deep down.

thanks man i liked this post

That being said, the traits listed in your first post were still true. One of the many reasons I like ants.

Especially,

>Will fuck up an opposing colony.

You don't even know. They like to torture enemy Queens before actually killing them. Eating there Larvae and even CLOSING UP THE WHOLE WHEN THERE DONE.

These fuckers will kill your workers.
These fuckers will kill your Queen.
These fuckers will eat your kids.
These fuckers will wipe you from existence by burying your nest never to be found again.

Check out these videos. Both well worth your time.

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ANTS HAVE THE CLONING PLANT

>These fuckers will kill your workers.
>These fuckers will kill your Queen.
>These fuckers will eat your kids.
>These fuckers will wipe you from existence by burying your nest never to be found again.
Let us not forget that ants are a genetically homogeneous population whose loyalty to one another runs blood deep. The extermination of inferior races comes natural to ants.

>ruled by a queen

ants are good but hmm

Made me think

NOT IDENTICAL,BUT HAVE ONE MOTHER AND ALL OF THEM CANNOT CLONE YOUSELF

what do male alates do?just mate? can't the major workers do that?

Sorry, I forgot to mention ALL ants are female and sisters. Except for the Queen (mother) and Male Alates (Brother).

Workers are female
Queen is female
All female and sisters except Male Alates.

Male Alates primary job is to reach maturity and fuck an Unmated Queen, rip off her wings and protect her for the rest of his life as her "Royal Guard". They are the first to go when low on food and willfully get killed and picked apart to feed the Queen if she is hungry and the ants don't have food.

Its all so tightly knit, so much trust and community its crazy. The way the come together and not hesitate to sacrifice themselves for the colony.

If humans could act like ants for a day and stick to there corresponding colonies and work together the world would look VERY different.

what's the deal with tearing off wings? is it like a hymen for ants? do males even need wings?

>drones

>kek what
> they lay different eggs?

Don't forget
One race, one culture
Active lynching of everything that isn't

You know the hentai where they chain up a woman so that she can't escape because she is going to spend the rest of her life as a breeding factory for monsters? It's kind of like that

also how do they control what kind of ant to poop out?

Seems kind of unnecessary, she can't survive on her own can she? She's all fat and huge

whats going on in cambodia nowadays

And to answer your question OP, no. That would be wasps

And fuck wasps
I said that it's kind of like that, not that it's like that.

Males sometimes fly to another colony of the same species to fuck any of their un-mated Queens if they havn't had enough protein to sustain a Male Alate Egg, which takes much more than just any other old Larvae.

Wings being torn off a Queen are a symbol that she is here to stay and that she cannot and will not abandon her brood or colony. Also, ants are very efficient and if you don't need your now useless wings you can bet your ass that a worker is going to notice this and rip them off for food.

Its all cool though because they all pretty much know why each other is doing what they are doing and they rarely fight. Only when food is down to they fight one another. Which is technically still the best way of doing things.

You get rid of the weaker ants and prevent mass death of the colony by staving off some of the weak.

>One race
>One Culture

Fire ants and Formica (black ants) have been killing each other for MILLIONS OF YEARS.

Think about that, thats some Age of War shit. You and your brothers and sisters have been waging a cultural race war against "them" for millions of years.

Red ants rely on strength and quality.

Black ants rely on speed and numbers.

Red ants will pin you down and fuck you up with there powerful mandibles.

Black ants work together to pull you limb from limb while black workers come in to spray acid.

Fights between them are crazy. Pheromones spread quickly and the entire colony lights up. Its a fucking race war. Pretty crazy.

yes, most objectively superior species in the world.

someone answer this.

>how does an ant become any specific type f ant. is it completly random or do they change when numbers of a specific type are low?

ants are horrid little bastards, bees are the superior species.

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Ants are proof of strength, the purpose of life is the dominance of your genetics, this is why breeding exists.

THe Queen is a slave it 's a workers world....workers pick nest sites pick if you will be a queen Soldier Or worker and in Species That can found nest with multiple Queens workers then choose which queens have to die

it's food given to lava will Determine it's roll in life or the Queen does not fertilized egg so it will be a meal

This is true Monarchy, the King has his social contract role with absolute power in context to the interests tied to his role.

#male

If the workers King fails his role, he is eaten and replaced with a new one, there MUST be a King or the colony falls.

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>>pride in their colony
I am sure they raise the Ant Flag and sing the Ant Anthem every morning you roleplaying autist

>most objectively superior species in the world
That would be bees but ants are pretty close too

The queens only need to be fertilized once in their life, also there is an Australian ant were any of the workers can become the new queen if the old one dies, pretty neat.

My great uncle was a carpenter and when I was much younger I'd always go with him to his workshop on Saturday and Sunday mornings to help him work on side/personal projects.
I've always felt like shit about the fact that I'd often sit outside with a baby hammer, hammering ants to death.

intertdasting, I love ants.

>they steal stuff
>tresspass
>breed like niggers
>migrate and kill local fauna

no ants are muslim niggers

>Bees tending to normal colony duties and checking on other bees
>everything is fine
>Wasp comes along and starts fucking with one
>When it tries to fight back he kills it
>Other bees drag it back into hive
>Wasp just takes off

FUCKING WASPS REEEEEEEEEE NIGGERS OF THE INSECT WORLD.
WASP GENOCIDE WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEE

>they conquer for the nation
>they destroy genetic enemies in war
>they breed for the good of the colony
>the ones who do not conquer, or breed for the good of the colony are conquered
I wonder what was the largest empire of Ant-Kind.
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Fucking love ants.

Cred Forums's hive mind is part of the appeal to this place.

We were asked to name our spirit animal at work (no, I'm serious), and when I said Ant, everyone fucking laughed. They were spewing shit about Eagles and Dolphins because they're brave and bold and independent.

I had to explain to them how retarded that was in a corporate, large team environment, and how superior the ant was. Motherfuckers just work and work to keep the colony and the queen pumping and then spread.

>They FUCK UP Spiders
>They FUCK UP rodents
>They only trespass if your a disgusting fuck who leaves food around his house casually

As for Migration literally every animal at some point has moved to another spot and either died off or become dominant. Such is the way of genetics and biology. Weeds out the weaker animals.

You just have to choose the right queen.

We already settled this.

Imagine waking up to this playing over the loudspeakers every day before pushing off to the artillery shell factory with your brethren.

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Ants actually take a lot of breaks, but because they mostly look the same and are under the earth so much, humans just think they work all the time.

I'VE BEEN WAITING TO USE THIS MEME

I looked into this, they used Asian Weaver Ants. That species is a genetic dead end. So much stupid behaviors like accidentally eating there own eggs and killing each other when it gets too hot.

Those are hornets
Wasps are pretty cool since they hunt other annoying insects but are not much of a threat to a beehive

Reminder that ant colonies are one beeing. Each ant is part of one greater beeing.

>build bridges
>develop agriculture
>flood-proof colonies
>complex system of communication from "i found food" to "the fucking d3 sector collapsed again" and "lets go fuck up those faggots from the red ant colony and make them our slaves"

Most people dont even know the half of it

They sound like fucking Cred Forums.

Praiez KEK1!

Forgot the most amazing part
>they somehow communicate the colonies needs of workforce or soldiers and eggs hatch accordingly to this
>an ant colony will shift from worker breeding to soldier breeding if nearby hostile colony is detected
>they come from the same egg, but somehow the "nannies" figure out what the colony needs most

sauce?

You all sound like communists.

Fuck your hive mind bullshit.

This.

Chill out Nederland.

We're saying there red-pilled like the Amish. They couldn't care less about anybody not in there colony and are extremely loyal and would die for their fellow brothers and sisters. They don't invite NIGGER ants into their colony and treat them as equals, they fucking pick them apart and spit acid on them and torture their Queen. Fuck them, fuck there weak genetics, they probably would not have even survived the winter.

"female" is an overstatement
They are female strictly genetically speaking
But they are practically gender neutral drones
>no sexual drive
>no capacity for reproduction
It is determines at the lavra stage by the "nannies"
Complete mechanism is a mystery as is

How do you expect me to give a source on something so vague and general?

The fact that non whites obtain a single coin from us that could have been given to one of the race, proves the inferiority of the race, these genetics are defective and this populace group must be exterminated.

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>Wings being torn off a Queen are a symbol that she is here to stay and that she cannot and will not abandon her brood or colony.
Fucking ebin. Pic related. No wonder E O Wilson got so redpilled studying the little buggers.

Centipedes > all

>Honey could you catch me the FLAMMENWERFER

Look at naked mole-rats anons. They're mammalian ants.

Scorpions and spiders are pretty great too

>You just have to choose the right queen

>Isabella will never inquisite you before uniting SBAIN, kicking Moor ass and leading you to the New World for enternal glory, untold riches and Mayan booty

Every time I see a gif like this I get pissed off, why do liberals have to ruin warfare with "inhumane weapons bans" and "war crimes". Can you imagine how cool war would be without all these bullshit limitations? We could literally obliterate any army or resistance and make any country our bitch. but nooooooo.

We can only shoot at them if they shot at us. We have to use knives that only leave wounds that can be healed so that if they win the melee they don't have to "suffer".

Fucking liberals. We should just gas them.

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>tfw none of your worms posted this yet

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Oh shit, looks like they both injected each other with enough venom to kill each other. Nobody wins when your using venom. If two tigers fight, both bleed.

At least it was a good match, sucks dying without any fight

no, they are communists you dumb fucking jew. you dont understand what natsoc is

Friend of mine went to China recently and tried all these insects
Said they all were horrible except scorpion, which makes sense since it basically is a land crawfish
One more reason to like scorpions I guess

ants more organized than niggers.

Did the spider get a solid bite in? It looked like it was already paralysed by the scorpion's venom towards the end?

I think they eat that stuff in Latin America too, I'd love to try it honestly

Yea, and most of the "worker" ants also don't actually work but are idle, and just leech off the rest.

they're ultimate communists

Communists with a monarchy?

I don't know why this is making me so emotional.

WTF IS THAT THING?

Widow's are very quick, you have to remember they rely on speed. They are ambush hunters. They wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and BAM, too late you're already dead. Widow just bit you pal. Oh well.

If one bite can kill a human, imagine how long that scorpion has.

Ants are so fucking cool

No they are Ultimate Anarchist

enough antscanada, stop shilling.

how about wasps?

>777
Waste of trips. But yeah fucking terrifying little fucks, glad britain has no properly poisonous animals other than adders which are not even regarded as especially dangerous, since the snake is not aggressive and usually bites only when alarmed or disturbed. Bites can be painful, but are seldom fatal.

Angry

t. wasp

I hate them. When I lived in Spain, they were everywhere. Fucking bastards.
It's cold here so we don't have them. The fuckers thrive in heat.

>tfw you are trying to take this monster back to its jar and it keeps fucking your shit up but you cant do anything except pulling it gently as to not maim one of the most rare insects in the world

I dont get all this hard-on about reserving assholes like this?
Who wouldnt want that thing to go extinct?
Or seawater crocodile, white shark and hippopotamus since we are at it

All the workers are female and the are haplodiploid reproducers, meaning that the workers are 75% related over the normal 50% between siblings in most species. So good luck achieving that much social cohesion.

>Specialization is for Insects

>A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

>-Robert A. Heinlein

the fuck am i looking at?

I like antscanada

tiny ruthless monsters

They do not work like you think they do ..
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Hippos, salties and great whites are usually only dicks because we needlessly go near them, although I agree I wouldn't miss whatever the fuck that thing was.

Same, he's a cool guy tbqh.

>I always was fascinated by ants.

You sure were m8

This.

1 ant colony is like 1 entity they deal with other colonies like Anarchist ..

You're going to make me blush

Fig wasp injecting her eggs in a fig (duh)
>Do you see this vast beautiful beach?
>Cant go, seaniggers

beetles are great too

i like antscanada too but i cannot wait for these fucking camponotuses to grow its been 2 years already. still in the same test tube with 8-10 workers lmao.

>Fig wasp injecting her eggs in a fig (duh)
huh, it does seem obvious now, thank you Greece

I almost believe it's antscanada except for the fact he now lives in the Philippines.

With National Socialism even ants can create civilization.

Salties are cute.

o fuck yeah

nah you got me I was lying

Not really. Ants don't have a political system, they're just slaves to chemicals.

Question, why isn't there a nature board on Cred Forums? (or have I not looked properly?)

Chemicals that they release. They can also refuse to join a campaign. The same way you can refuse to go to work, but for your own good you go anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=2irXpAMBHkE

It's because there's no problem too big for ants to try overcoming using nothing but their combined raw physical power and organization. The way in which we function in the world is less efficient than the ants systems, they put us to shame. They are able to build self sufficient colonies for themselves no matter where they are on earth, and self sufficient in a real way.

They build their underground networks out of the dirt them build them in, find their own food and fight their own wars, nurse their own young and have their own royalty. The ants have perfected their own form of sustainable society yet we have not. They are better evolved at living in large numbers together than we are.

political systems are just very very very complex arrangements of chemicals

Are you ready for the most disturbing of all creepy crawlies?

I guess is our nature board?

that's because you're viewing it from an outside perspective
>spend all day making honey for your babies but humans steal most of it and you don't notice it
Bees are like cucked ants

got any more of this?

I've heard this "ritual" in your picture described

Ants pretty much practice public executions and sacrifices.

They are resulting from ever changing chemical process you right ..

In the end its a symbiotic relationship I suppose. We take their honey and keep them alive so they can continue giving us honey. We both benefit from it.

Wasps must also die. My cat ate one and I had to take her to the vet because her mouth was swollen.
She had problems breathing.
Bees are alright. They just buzz around and like flowers. Wasps are aggressive. Bees give us delicious honey. Wasps are horrible.

I bet that'd feel amazing.

Ants are not ritualistic in any manners or forme

I'm afraid not

>also they kill and abandoned ill ants

>1:29
>that pool of blood
Brutal

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Straya getting the succ.

I wouldn't call it a ritual. They just hold ones limbs down and keep it alive so other ants in the colony can see it and realize

"Oh shit, an ant from another colony I need to start releasing pheromones to let the others know we need soldiers"

They keep them alive to remind themselves that their enemies are very real.

They kill them eventually.

Communism is easy when nobody thinks.

Why did it stop moving?

If you have a Ant colony at home you should try to give your ants aphids so your ants can milk them like cows !

kek

good question, maybe its internal organs were finally too fucked up by the other one's digestive system

Your cat is an idiot as is my dog
Wasps are the wolves of the insect world
Goodbye wasps hello flies and mosquitos

there's something alien about the idea of ants farming yet they do

>zero free will and proud of it
You're absolutely right m8

Wasps eat sugar. Not carnivorous.

Also try to integrate walnuts Ants to your colony for them to cohabit ..

Holy fuck ants can keep livestock? Please tell me more

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what are the benefits?

Ants can literally make fungi farms brah. You should have paid attention in Bio.

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Yes more then 300+ type of mushrooms and other plants ..

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the Benefit of a Overmind Inside a Overmind ? Politic !

>They just hold ones limbs down and keep it alive so other ants in the colony can see it and realize

>"Oh shit, an ant from another colony I need to start releasing pheromones to let the others know we need soldiers"

>They keep them alive to remind themselves that their enemies are very real.

That's still pretty fucking rad

kek I just realized these are the same pic, one's just rotated

They eat other arthropods and even decaying corpses of other animals if able sometimes.

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Some do
But even nectar eating wasps breed carnivorous lavrae which have to be maintained either by game or (few species) by the mother dead body

Ultimate Shit Tier Insect Coming Through

I can't believe I never knew about that board, thanks Australia

Weta are from NZ, they're actually the sweetest chillest ""little"" dudes

Don't be a fag.

at least it has a cool deep sea relative

Ants and aphids have a very close relationship for millions of years .. they have both complementary matching physical attribute and goal..

Purge with napalm.

are they actually chill? they look like eldritch abominations

Wow. We have that?

>a newfag
Are you here on a break of of Correcting The Record?

>the hive cluster is under attack

>random leaf impersonating an ANTYOUTUBER on an ALT-RIGHT board

stop trying to make this guy go viral.

An they Influenced human behaviors for tens of thousands of years ...

t. Ant queen

I've been here all summer, faggot

they are monarchists. thus british.

THIS FUCKING THREAD IS TRIGGERING ME
ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

yes

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Yeah man, the one in that webm was just cranky because they're more or less nocturnal and that person was being rough specifically to get that reaction. When I was a kid I had a pet one, but it was one of the smaller species. Cave Wetas are the most bro-tier and they'll keep you company in camp showers and scare tourist chicks out without their towels

The feels are strong watching that little bee pulling his fallen bro back to the safety of the hive. Fuck wasps man.

want to fight about it?

I bet that stuff they spit up stinks like ass

They have no rulers

Thanks Sweeden Audibly keked

Yeah, it's pretty nasty stuff

What a stink cunt

this looks like a dessert

Woodlice are crustaceans, not insects

dat glorious suicide!

We require more shekels

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This

last one

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>tourist chicks out without their towels

Muh nigga
>get small/medium package of pringles chips
>fill it up with live cicadas and seal it back
>throw it through the womens public bathroom window in camping
>PANIC.jpg

I miss being a teen
Flinging cicada bombs at tourists is frowned upon if you do it at my age

Did anyone else here ever play that old Firaxis game called Sim Ant? That was the shit

dat engrish bro

There is about 1.5M * 7B insects on our planet most of witch are type of coleopters.

Worker ants are not actually cucks despite what you believe, since the offspring produced by the queen is actually more genetically similar to the worker ants than the worker ants own offspring would be if it reproduced. If the queen tries to use sperm from too many different males when establishing a colony, it will not be sustainable as the workers will start attacking each other when things get difficult and possibly kill the queen.

It give me : 1.05e+16 insects living among us..

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wtf I hate sex now

Noice. We get large cicadas as well in NZ, I should convince some kids to try that here

>now

>should convince my wife's kids
FTFY kiwi

No one ever want to talk about Entomology with me

Well, they're certainly better than Pajeets.

>the rent is too damn high

Speaking of cool critters, here's another NZ beauty
youtube.com/watch?v=LY8TgD6-7kg


j-jokes on you kike I'm a loser university student

ants can play the Cricket

What the fuck man I know matis's are brutal but thats a fuck snake!

Don't know about ants, but for bees the drones develop from unfertilized eggs, workers are fertilized eggs, and queens form through epigenetics. They choose a worker larva and feed it royal jelly which causes it to develop into a queen.

WTF I love ants.
For real, any tip to start a colony?

>worship a female
Well they are both infested by cucks so yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=WErTN2e2eUk
saw this only yesterday haha

Here in America if you can't afford to fumigate your house you let a few mantis's loose and they will FUCK UP spiders. Everything from widows to fiddle backs.

It's not communism, ants know they aren't all equal.

Start watching "AntsCanada" or "AntsAustralia" on Youtube, thats what really made me get my own Solenopsis Geminata Queen. Now its a colony with about 80 something workers.

Do ants have collective intelligence?

epigenetics m8

you're a lavae and you get fed or exposed to different shit, factors and stuff

this changes the expression of your genes, chemicals act on them and change the level to which they're going to produce certain proteins and shit, so you turn into some motherfucker rather than another motherfucker

I'd assume that the colony is connected through expression of chemical factors, if numbers of a certain type of ant are low, the bodies of the niggers looking after the larvae start expressing a certain factor in response to the lack of x type of ant, this chemical expression causes a certain type of epigenetic effect to occur more often in the larvae therefore boosting the numbers of the ants that need replenishing

Yes they are like a brain a over mind

Thanks for the great read, m8!

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The ultimate creepy crawly. This abomination can grow to almost 10 feet, and you can get nerve damage from touching it. Imagine walking into the water at the beach and stepping on one of these...

Nothing can stop them .. no weapons no poisons no nothing ..

No. Fuck ants. I wanna fucking exterminate ants from this planet.

Fire will

it depends what you call intelligence, what you have is a connected web of responses to stimuli that can propagate through the entire colony quickly and change the behaviour of individuals

so if some ant sees a bunch of hostile niggers, his body will automatically start generating a chemical which in turn generates chemicals in all his nearby ant bros

this quickly chains throughout the colony, the entire colony therefore reacts to a single stimuli on a single individual

the chemical expressed will have different effects on the bodies of different types of ants

so it might send the soldiers into fight mode

and it might, differently, make the nannie ants express a different sort of chemical that causes larvae to in turn be more likely to become soldiers

there's no actual thought, its all automatic chemical shit, you could imagine each ant like a cell in the body reacting to chemicals in the bloodstream, we dont put any thought into increasing the production of white blood cells in response to an infection, it just happens based on chemical cascades, its super fast

and its really cool

eventually the soldiers will kill all the ant niggers and the dead bodies of the ant niggers will release another chemical, or maybe the soliders will release a chemical in response to killing the niggers, who knows, this will cause an oppositional cascade through the colony, so the expression of the fight chemicals will slow down and you'll end up with shit returning to normal

the ants dont behave through conscious thought, its an autonomous response to chemical factors, much like when you're walking in the hills and see a pack of wild dogs coming your way your body is going to start producing chemicals that will cause a cascade that causes you to behave differently even if you don't realise it - when there's no conscious thought to control and reign in that response everything just happens autonomously

they tried and failed miserably

>Chief engineer on the top right

They are the definition of swarm intelligence
Many Swarm AI algorithms are based on ant and bee behaviour
>scholarpedia.org/article/Ant_colony_optimization

Have they ben-hurried that movie as well?

a Guard

No, you can't say naked in America anymore or else you get a front page headline on buzzfeed

ANTS HAVE THE CLONING PLANT.
IT WHY HE SO STRONG

this guy know his stuff . very concise way to explain it ,gj user

Ya mostly .. but its not full auto they are able to micro manage ..

Art

youtube.com/watch?v=vG-QZOTc5_Q

based ant master race with 100% natsoc efficiency with absolutely no wasteful elements at all

jews and lefty btfo forever

No. It's the purest form of slavery. And we are almost there. You might consider this shitposting but think about it... Mindless masses working for a few Elites who rule everything.

well its not the way it should be ..

YOU MORAL AKCENTS COMPLETY WRONG

beautiful dance

You dont know a lot about ants and just project your set of values(not saying theyre bad values) onto them, ants were also seen as a western insect for a lot of those reasons, but they are much more complex

As somebody that keeps ants as pets some shit in this thread really makes me cringe.

>loyal to their leader

Ants have no leader. They have a queen or sometimes multiple queens that lay the eggs yes but no leader caste.

Different ant castes are just bred to do different jobs.

>pride in their colony

wat

>will give up own life for the preservation of colony

true

>shares food by alerting other colony members of food source

true

>goal of territorial expansion

True even though it stops at some point so they can maintain a balance with nature.

>will fuck up an opposing colony

Yes for most ants even of the same species/races.

Even though there are some ant species that are loyal to their species/race instead. Needless to say these ant species are more successful.

>rip off their wings and protect her for the rest of his life as her "Royal Guard".

This is wrong. Male ants die after the mating. Their only point is to find a princess and fuck her so she can start a new colony.

What you're thinking of is termites.

The thing is though these "idle lazy ants" literally serve either as backup or living food storages. They take shifts too and switch with the ants that are currently working.

Black widows can kill humans?
There's tons in my yard and I get bit all the time. I get a little nauseous and itchy for a few hours but that's it. It was the same when I was a little kid.

except they don't. what part of "25% were never working" says "shifts" to you?

Ants are monarchists.

I think we can all agree

fungi > insects > reptiles > amphibians > microbes > avians > humans > felines and canines > plants > bovine and venison > ursine > small game > animals that eat shit as a primary meal source

in terms of non-degeneracy.

Did you mess with gamma radiation as a child, by any chance?

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My mom let me play with bismuth a lot as a kid

nope. Because each ant colony isn't a 'race'.
It's a hive. And they are all sterile female clones. They are ALL twin sisters. even the differences between big and small ants are just hormonal.
It's an army of clones.
and....as an evolutionary strategy...it worked.

Well that makes sense. You've become so edgy, spiders no longer bother you, you see in the dark, and can teleport when wielding a katana.

I don't want any of those things though. I am just a simple farmer tending to my spider garden.

Well. That's just fucking wrong.

I'm done. I'm so done.

where you think you're going cunt?

How do I acquire a spider farm?

you have to touch one of these

>tfw this actually happened to me once
I didn't drive for a week.

Move to Alice Springs. We've got hundred-acre plots and farming giant spiders is subsidized by the government.

You think that's bad? Once when I was a kid around the age of 14 me and my dipshit friend went into some abandoned backyard and fucked with their swing set. Being the dipshit kid I was I, for some reason, put a pole of a broom into on of the gaps on the underside of the swing set's top bar.
It slipped and about 12 or so earwigs that were hibernating there were flung right onto me. Due to it being the hot summer I wasn't wearing a shirt so I felt each one hit me and then start to move.

To this day I still twitch and fidget when I remember it.

Well I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks, America.

This thread is making me itchy.

Ants work far more democratically than you think. They use pheromones to basically mass vote. The queen is simply cared for greatly as she is the fertility of the super organism which is the colony.

>be camping
>be popping brewskis all day at the beach
>return to camp light up a joint
>get stoned pretty fast due to the fact i very rarelly smoke
>something is craaaaawwwliiiiing on my skin on my lower back
>maybe I am imagining things
>reach back and grab it like an idiot
>big ass scorpion almost on the length of my hand
>SHIT.jpg
>he stung me as I was pulling him off too
>alcohol, adrenaline, pot, scorpion venom cocktail
>greatest head and hangover of all time

>i'm helping
>i'm helping

>Rise of the Keks

In all the languages of men, mer, dwarves and Frenchmen, there is not a word fitting for the indescribable wrongness of this. My one wish now is to escape the horror of living on a world in which such thing is possible.

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ants have a sub-0 IQ value so I'd say it's fairly accurate to put them together with national socialists

>>loyal to their leader

you know nothing of social insects
there is no leader in an ant colony, the queen just lays eggs

read a book you stupid Nazi cocksucker

Hail kekdra

This truth.

Its like humans, the rich need the poor and the poor need the rich..

More like communists, the "leader" (i.e. the queen) isn't so much a leader, she doesn't give commands. There's just an empty existence as a labourer for the common good, like in communism. The cultural aspect of NS isn't there, as well as the Führerprinzip, just pointless existence. It's quite fitting, actually. It shows that real communism can only exist amongst literal mindless drones, without any individuality.

>WHOLE
>THERE

Goddamnit, stop being such a stereotype

you need to be 18 years old to browse this site you dumb little kidshits

To be fertilized, figs need a wasp to inject eggs in it, the wasps are dissolved by acid in the figs if they don't escape

ants in comparison to typical nationalist regimes with ns elements. don't have private property and private businesses, also they don't reproduce individually but only the queen does. It is obviously closer to collectivism - communism. Communism was paralleled to ant and bee colony in many anti- marxist writings.

youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI

Its a fucking Hornet, wasps don't kill bees

>are ants the ultimate national socialists??
Ants don't think or observe though. The just work.

Natsocs do it for the enjoyment in life.
>well for some..

>mfw that territory growth will be similar to the south's territory growth in the next few years

>ANTS HAVE THE CLONING PLANT.
So does pepe.

If you look carefully, the scorpion wasn't killed, just disabled.

The widow is moving its leg from it's ass to the scorpion constantly because it's sticking him with webs.
At 0:24 you can see the scorpion's stinger is stuck to it's head. At 0:34 the widow is pulling the scorpion's stinger down. At 0:40 you can see the scorpion's stinger is stuck to the ground, and probably why it stopped moving.

>As somebody that keeps ants as pets
You Germans are an odd bunch..

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They are the only other animal than humans to but they don't just milk them they move them to new spots and out of rain

Yeah, and like 99% of them are cuckdrones too.

The German relaxes watching the abundance of ordun and wörk of the ant colony

They protect them too
youtube.com/watch?v=cxkqj6RfNNE

No i've read about this aswell. A set number of ants are NEETs and even if you remove some wagecuck ants the NEETs wont start working the wagecucks are just forced to work harder

Makes sense
If the swarm intelligence is unable to deal with this (and I dont see how it could) those ants will exist simply because it is possible
Murphys law

>deepthroat.webm

Like an obsessed maniac.

That's beyond scientific observation.