Risk

take sofia, spill for athens

TAKE CASABLANCA FOR JIM JAM

Start in that one sheep in the Caucuses
Orange
Blob around

Expand around france

Move south to the nearest city, take that then move towards the other one.

Coptics
Purple
Cairo

Rolling to head for slaves

Mate you didn't have a +2 bonus, I mean, in the next mup you do, but not this round.

Waiting for Spain, adding new players.

Put your name in the name field.

you cant roll first roll lad

My bad, I saw Spain add it early so I thought we started with them.

he can if op isnt a dick

if i couldnt roll my first turn neither can he

Sorry its been like 8 months since i played

It's first turn m8, I should be able to roll upon joining

nope

You can roll by the way, 1 minute for next update.

ignore jimmy. he is a retard

wtf op

get fucked

Correcting bonus, have me head for Cairo please
I'll just ignore you, seeing as you're a dumbass.
I figured

>gets called dumbass
>got largest roll first round
>actually knows rules
>gets called retarded

Year 100. RIP Spain. PS: Rolls were allowed because it was practically first year, but no more, no more waiting for afks either.

Expand north

>look at me and my big rolls I'm so cool
we're so proud of you jimmy

Nooooo duuuude

keep marching on athens

Take the island city, then fill Italy and move south towards other city.

take northern tip of morrocco and western saharra for jim jam

blobify in Caucasus
where am I op
Russia isn't here

Khartoum, oil,
Spills for Libya.

keep claiming more france

Can I play reee

Kingdom of Sarapion

Start in Mogadishu

Any color

>Pink
>The Taliban
>Iraq

spill toward ankara

bonus update

Welp, bad timing, also your bonus is not +3, it's +0. For the bonus you must first conquer the city, look at the circle.

You're orange, Russia is not fully in this map, only a small zone of it, same with China.

Just being a dick and correcting the record he has no bonus

I hope we can still be friends though Spain.

wait, op is a silly.
That isn't Caucasus, that's Uzbekistan
I meant the sheep in between Caspian Sea and Black Sea, op

Further spills for Jerusalem and Mecca.
OP, are we doing math rolls, or time rolls?

ISIS
Green
Baghdad

Pls respond OP

Added

Allies?

NAP?

Requesting alliance.

trips

sure

ty op you are good op

Year 150, OP sucks edition.

An alliance will be nice, but who are you? Where is your trip?

Praise the sky god Waaq

Unite the land of Punt (Somalia) under my kingship.

Expand

france is for the frogs

it's ok op, we all do.
Take Crimea, spills into Georgia and Azerbaijan

take ankara, spill that tree tile gap in greece and western turkey and toward cyprus.

take the city for jimbo and finish west africa

Tripoli
Egyptian Coast, then sail to Mecca
Spills to Algerian slaves.

Take Baghdad, spill to Tehran.
ISIS. Retracting the offer for now. I need to buddy up with the Taliban. NAP?
Requesting alliance.

attack isis

i do believe that is a palindrome

...

FILL ITALY AND MOVE SOUTH

Wew lad.
Shift this roll to attacking the Taliban. Good job getting wiped out first turn loser.

op please see this i rolled enough to take the slaves in algeria please dont fuck me over op

NAP?

No you are an impostaliban you do not fight for allah i will cleanse the holy land of infadels like yourself

Straight spill to Tripoli if purple hasn't taken

alright that will do

>He doesn't realize that the Taliban are in Afghanistan.
Re-extending that alliance offer.

any one want to be friends with jim jam?

>a merchant caravan arrives at your capital

Greetings Emperor of the Copts, I have come from the Kingdom of Sarapion in the land of Punt to bring a message of goodwill from my king Abijyar. I also bring many trade goods such as frankincense and slaves from Meroë.

i want to close off any entry from africa you dumb cunt im going to take the entire middle east once the scum is wiped away

A NAP will be better I am afraid

Excellent. long may the peace reign

I will nap with you if you stop rolling
at all
jimmy
jimmy do it

King Jim Jam would love to be friends

if you stop rolling and start ceding your land to neutral i will NAP

every one scared of the jim jam

Your bonus is not +1 reee, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT TO THE CITY IT DOESN'T MEAN THE BONUS APPLIES.

Year 200, Spain fucking dead, war in Iraq edition.

Ally?

A non-agression pact would serve our peoples well lord Jim Jam.

fill spain for the Jimbo

take nicoia and spill western turkey/gaps

expand into northern italy if zeus doesnt have a problem with it

>I rolled 8
>He rolled 3
>He's not dead.
Neat.
Anyways, attack Taliban, spill to Mecca.
K.

war will always Iraq
Take the rest of Azerbaijan, then the rest of Georgia.
Any spills into Iran

those quads Jim Jam has the power

Invade the land of Yemen and subjugate the Sabean tribes.

praise Waaq

NAP?

The Almighty Jim Jam is happy

attack isis
doesnt realize he rolled to take a city and not to attack heh cunt

Fill Malta, move west and land on the shores of Spain take Madrid if I can

Sequential rolling, no forwarding rolls, plus you took Baghdad. You can say "defend" and I will wait to see if someone attacks you and then use your roll.

NAP, based Rusky-kun?

yes

Take Mecca, spills to Salalah
Then push up to the Jimmy Border in the east.

Sure Big Daddy

alright lets make a deal lets split north africa

Sure, I'm planning on heading East.

Lord of the Copts, if you allow me to control the lands of south Arabia such as Yemen and Oman bordering the Indian ocean, my puntite soldiers shall aid you in any fight.

He means to invade you.
Would you be interested in an alliance? Together we will form an axis around which the whole earth shall revolve.

I have the slaves in algeria do you mind ceding your algerian lands to me?

ill always support you pal

Year 250. RIP ISIS.

lol no way hahaha keep filling middle east

continue to rush into Spain take Madrid

Invade Oman and take Muscat

Copts pls cede salaha reeee

>No slots left

Kill the Taliban
Then take Salalah

Do you have Taliban and I confused?
He rolled a 1.
I rolled a 9.

I need you in Spain, we have three people allied up in north Africa ready to take us down and Jimmy is on his way to becoming a super power. Jimmy is never a trustworthy player.

Take the rest of Ukraine and then finish off Georgia, spills into Iran

no your just a dick

NAP?

Yes, I am confused because your fucking name is Al Big-Daddy and not fucking "ISIS" like it should be. Fixing.

Move in behind Jimmy and wipe out his forces and take Madrid

move into spain

why dont we become an alliance we are the most powerful players in the game

fill the gap in west turkey and greece, spill greece

figgzed sig

pls gib salaha

Once all is secure you can use Madrid as a base to move forward in attacking Jimmy.

Let me consider it.

this is the exact reason you shouldn't become allies

rip lol

In case this is the case...
Attack Mecca.

dont think so bud i thinks im ded but if not ok

listen france I dont plan on going any further until attacked you dont have a bonus why dont you let me help you kill zeus and ill give you rome

Ya, I thought that you rekt ISIS' asshole, and I need a stable ME ally

non, fuck you liberal jew piece of shit

I shall defend the south and the Indian ocean

I am but a humble frankincense merchant

i thought i did too cunt but idk right now

Ally up?

What do you mean friend I'm very stable

yes

>calling me liberal jew
>Jimmy Carter
>The man hates jews
>the man absolutely fucked over isreal
>the french man calling me a liberal
mfw

well, if you're deded then you're unstable

jimmy carter was zog, the last non zog president there was was nixon

Fixed MAP, change your fucking name to ISIS, I should kill you just for that shit.

STILL YEAR 250, I'LL DO 300 NOW.

All I remember is one game you lied to me about attacking somebody first and I've never trusted you since then.

True.

>controlled by (((Kissinger)))
>not zog

Attack Mecca, defend against Coptics.
Spill to Jerusalem.
Was I transported to an alternate universe where user names are no longer leader names?

Umm OP where's my roll

I said invade Muscat and consolidate Oman

READ THE MUP BEFORE SAYING ANYTHING

welp thanks for adding me in anyways OP

Do you want to attack ISIS? Because Taliban is dead, error happened.

pretty sure this is him just posting a map fix, all rolls still there

o-oh

S-sorry OP

Just linking my roll to help you out OP
Fuck all Muslims. Ruined the Middle East
#MaketheMiddleEastChristianagain

oh shit I almost forgot

just so you know nixon exposed the zog

S-salaha

You take Madrid next turn you need a bonus, we'll continue to push him south.

i hope you know i took madrid

You're about to lose it

Isis, taliban, al qeada, saudi arabia

Same thing

YEAR 300.

ISIS ON SUICIDE WATCH.

take madrid

Salalah
Then kill ISIS
Spills head fir Jerusalem

use my bonus to kick out what ever france rolls and remove zeus

Take Abu Dhabi

Copts gib salalah

fill greece including crete

OY VEY REEEEEEEE
Finish Iranian border with Iraq and Kuwait

I divide my forces to help my ally take madrid, the rest I use to attack Jimmy

Pull a Berlin-1945 in Baghdad. Any Allah-granted miracle spill goes to Mecca.

so Op if anything I took a french territory and Zeus took madrid

you're forgetting something :^)

...any spills?

It depends if it's who rolls first or overall everyone takes their turn same time deal.

Launch a surprise offensive to take Salaha and Mecca

NAP?

You will pay for this.

Year 350. Rip ISIS for good now.

Yes
You deprived my ships of ports, I will deprive your women of their husbands

Gut.
Take Tehran and East Turkey

TAKE MADRID FOR JIM JAM

Invade Abijyar,
Focus Mecca

Destroy all Copts in mespotamia

Gg, Haramfags.
Have fun tearing each other to pieces.

Give all my forces to zeus to kill (((Jimmy Carter)))

Defend from Jimmy

Attack Coptics from the north sea taking Tripoli

Great Empress, please aid me in the annihilation of the Copts

cant do that

sail from cyprus south to the sinai, land and head south into the Sarapion

Stick around one more turn if you can or I'm dead

???

too bad i did

it wont do anything but ok

I might grace you with my rolls, but I have already rolled this turn.

Were you allied with Jimmy? If not I take it all back.

JUST

mfw when I am the only country that doesnt attack Coptics

no redirects or rerolls

...

mfw your country is 3rd world

Holy fuck you're such a little bitch my roll didn't even reach him

mfw when Im a fucking white male

I was not.
We agreed not to attack each other while I went East, but no, we were not allied.

Year 400, Jimmy has problems, war in Arabian Peninsula.

Call it a simple misunderstanding then?

Give me the fish in the lower right hand corner. Crusaders
Any coulour.

>tfw you're too stupid to use apostrophes

WHIPE THE FRENCH OUT
OP I ROLLED HIGHER THEN ZEUS WTF

Take back Mecca

Continue to raep Copts

lol 0

kill the democrat

Take copt Iraq
Spills towards oil

Same as before.

attack green again

Attack Jimmy

a 0 in this game is worth the most of single digits

Rolls are not everything faggot, there's bonuses and cities and shit, filling gaps is not an hard job at all, that's how it resulted.

PRAISE ZEUS!!!!!!

Push to Salalah, then sail for Mogadishu
Avoid fighting Macedon, who is my ally.

I dont see anything about 0s in the rolls

oops nevermind i see it now

A 0=12 learn to read faggot

Clearly my trips passed on to you as a sign of friendship, are we at peace? NAP?

if rolls are realtime that fag may not understand it

rip

I flee to Mogadishu and become a city-state

Use all my roll power to build mighty walls around Mogadishu

Literally did not attack either countries and they waged war on me

you may fill my other NAP fellow Zeusbro

>move into direct position to take us both down showing no signs of stopping
>a known liar

I had no choice.

This is a public service announcement:
Always kill Jimmy Carter!

>im a good boy i dindu nuffin

ok
If I could I would

mfw when it takes the whole game to kill me

Sorry, slots full.

>inb4 b-but OP I got 25 territories
You had to sail from Sudan, otherwise you'd be attacking Macedon and you specified you don't want that.

Year 450.

reinforce my land in morrocco

take Babylon and the rest of Greece, then into Eastern Syria and Turkey

Attack Jimmy

help zeus kill jim because hes a faggot

well lads i need to go to bed
got early PT in the morning
have a good night

tfw you're such an annoying faggot everyone wants to kill you

Take back Arabia from the Macedonian and Coptic Apes!

have fun with that -10 for 3 rounds...

PT means penis touching

>Greece
I meant Iraq, wat
sorry

says the NEET who isnt in college

You realize that Macedon said that he wanted to attack Green, not me, right? and that me and him are allied as well?
wtf
Honestly
wtf
Proof
>attack green
>not copts
OP WTF?!?!?!
Give me back that land, and make me and Macedons rolls make sense. Macedon wanted to attack Sarapion not me
Push into Orange

specifically none of Macedonian Iraq

>collie boi
>I love starting my life out with debt

Cute :^)

make note of russia's mistake.
retake and kill green unreinforced first

ooo good one faggot, dont you need to be in bed, or are you watching the thread to see if someone will admire you, i knew you were a pretentious faggot from your second post in this thread

thats why im doing ROTC so i dont pay for college

Get a job hippie

real time bro

...real time

freeloader!

>i lie on the internet so people think im very mildly-interesting

I only want Baghdad, you guys can keep on having the African-Arabian orgy

to be fair I am an elitest democrat

REAL TIME DOESNT MEAN YOU ATTACK YOUR ALLIES!!!!!!!!

being called a freeloader but i have to serve my country afterwords to pay my money back

inb4 posts the same chick he always does and says he has a date... wait for it....

nah man

but he didn't, but imagine this was not realtime, how is he supposed to attack green if you're in between and he's not near sea?

Year 500

oh boy i guess you didnt have to go to sleep for that penis touching huh

take libson

confused mup number, forget the "how is he supposed" part, he didn't attack you.

attack green again unreinforced first

Withdraw to Somalia

Increase defenses

what the fugk? meh
Take back Iran border, then push into Baghdad again
This is an autistic war.
You can just keep fucking around.
Wanna peace to pre-war borders, where you get Iraq and me Iran?

Move south towards +2 city

Invade Orange

Year 550, last round, this is decisive, next update will be peace with final borders.

That's a shame I had easy gg ahead

Take +2 city and anything else I can grab

take Iran and Turkey, don't move into Baghdad

actually, do invade Iraq, and last point goes to whatever if he doesn't attack

New game after this?

USA Risk is up

Head for Tehran

ah man
reinforce borders with green and hold the front

Year 600, final, gnight lads.
Before I go, any suggestions for the map? anything to add/remove?

i like this map, saved.
maybe do like the other side of africa and have a desert route through the sahara so someone over there wouldnt have to jew an ally.
also... is there any lumber? if not just remove that from the key but i cant find any on the map

Include a city for France

That and something in the Carthage North Africa Algeria area.
Other than that good.
Maybe also Ethiopia?

this... lyons
maybe add something in the north baltics for map balance... i had no reason to go there

Pic related was first version, I added Europe and deleted some cities by request, map was initially based off en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Middle_East

Thank you for the suggestions, goodnight.

no probs
yeah i played the first game (i think). i was orange carthage