Start in that one sheep in the Caucuses Orange Blob around
Adam Murphy
Expand around france
Ryan Cox
Move south to the nearest city, take that then move towards the other one.
Jaxson Harris
Coptics Purple Cairo
Mason Anderson
Rolling to head for slaves
Owen Smith
Mate you didn't have a +2 bonus, I mean, in the next mup you do, but not this round.
Waiting for Spain, adding new players.
Put your name in the name field.
Ethan Lee
you cant roll first roll lad
Asher Nguyen
My bad, I saw Spain add it early so I thought we started with them.
Oliver Peterson
he can if op isnt a dick
Adrian Morris
if i couldnt roll my first turn neither can he
Daniel Campbell
Sorry its been like 8 months since i played
Colton Barnes
It's first turn m8, I should be able to roll upon joining
Hunter Stewart
nope
Michael Gutierrez
You can roll by the way, 1 minute for next update.
Asher Myers
ignore jimmy. he is a retard
Christopher Moore
wtf op
Jack Harris
get fucked
Carter Allen
Correcting bonus, have me head for Cairo please I'll just ignore you, seeing as you're a dumbass. I figured
Owen Adams
>gets called dumbass >got largest roll first round >actually knows rules >gets called retarded
Carter Harris
Year 100. RIP Spain. PS: Rolls were allowed because it was practically first year, but no more, no more waiting for afks either.
Matthew Young
Expand north
Kevin Thompson
>look at me and my big rolls I'm so cool we're so proud of you jimmy
Justin Bennett
Nooooo duuuude
Austin Lewis
keep marching on athens
Xavier Rodriguez
Take the island city, then fill Italy and move south towards other city.
Chase Hernandez
take northern tip of morrocco and western saharra for jim jam
Zachary Miller
blobify in Caucasus where am I op Russia isn't here
Ian Walker
Khartoum, oil, Spills for Libya.
Ethan Sullivan
keep claiming more france
Dylan Parker
Can I play reee
Kingdom of Sarapion
Start in Mogadishu
Any color
Christian Powell
>Pink >The Taliban >Iraq
Nathan Cruz
spill toward ankara
Ethan Morris
bonus update
Cooper Torres
Welp, bad timing, also your bonus is not +3, it's +0. For the bonus you must first conquer the city, look at the circle.
You're orange, Russia is not fully in this map, only a small zone of it, same with China.
Easton Perez
Just being a dick and correcting the record he has no bonus
I hope we can still be friends though Spain.
Lucas Bennett
wait, op is a silly. That isn't Caucasus, that's Uzbekistan I meant the sheep in between Caspian Sea and Black Sea, op
Angel Phillips
Further spills for Jerusalem and Mecca. OP, are we doing math rolls, or time rolls?
Nolan Jenkins
ISIS Green Baghdad
Isaac Diaz
Pls respond OP
Carter Peterson
Added
Gavin Peterson
Allies?
Elijah Russell
NAP?
Levi Turner
Requesting alliance.
Nicholas James
trips
Luis Hall
sure
Benjamin Clark
ty op you are good op
Juan Reed
Year 150, OP sucks edition.
Camden Phillips
An alliance will be nice, but who are you? Where is your trip?
Praise the sky god Waaq
Hunter Long
Unite the land of Punt (Somalia) under my kingship.
Expand
Luke Peterson
france is for the frogs
Justin Ortiz
it's ok op, we all do. Take Crimea, spills into Georgia and Azerbaijan
Nathan Bailey
take ankara, spill that tree tile gap in greece and western turkey and toward cyprus.
Jason Martin
take the city for jimbo and finish west africa
Dylan Price
Tripoli Egyptian Coast, then sail to Mecca Spills to Algerian slaves.
Jacob Ward
Take Baghdad, spill to Tehran. ISIS. Retracting the offer for now. I need to buddy up with the Taliban. NAP? Requesting alliance.
Christian Parker
attack isis
Kevin Phillips
i do believe that is a palindrome
Asher Jackson
...
Owen Fisher
FILL ITALY AND MOVE SOUTH
Andrew Lopez
Wew lad. Shift this roll to attacking the Taliban. Good job getting wiped out first turn loser.
Jeremiah Ward
op please see this i rolled enough to take the slaves in algeria please dont fuck me over op
Carson Scott
NAP?
Zachary Martin
No you are an impostaliban you do not fight for allah i will cleanse the holy land of infadels like yourself
Carson Butler
Straight spill to Tripoli if purple hasn't taken
Landon Lopez
alright that will do
Jaxon Torres
>He doesn't realize that the Taliban are in Afghanistan. Re-extending that alliance offer.
Jack Roberts
any one want to be friends with jim jam?
Eli King
>a merchant caravan arrives at your capital
Greetings Emperor of the Copts, I have come from the Kingdom of Sarapion in the land of Punt to bring a message of goodwill from my king Abijyar. I also bring many trade goods such as frankincense and slaves from Meroë.
Nathan Adams
i want to close off any entry from africa you dumb cunt im going to take the entire middle east once the scum is wiped away
Joseph Evans
A NAP will be better I am afraid
Christian Campbell
Excellent. long may the peace reign
Josiah Garcia
I will nap with you if you stop rolling at all jimmy jimmy do it
Jordan Parker
King Jim Jam would love to be friends
Jeremiah Mitchell
if you stop rolling and start ceding your land to neutral i will NAP
Juan Hughes
every one scared of the jim jam
Justin Gonzalez
Your bonus is not +1 reee, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT TO THE CITY IT DOESN'T MEAN THE BONUS APPLIES.
Year 200, Spain fucking dead, war in Iraq edition.
Kevin Lewis
Ally?
Isaiah Garcia
A non-agression pact would serve our peoples well lord Jim Jam.
Jace Flores
fill spain for the Jimbo
Brayden Perry
take nicoia and spill western turkey/gaps
Brayden Torres
expand into northern italy if zeus doesnt have a problem with it
Jaxson Anderson
>I rolled 8 >He rolled 3 >He's not dead. Neat. Anyways, attack Taliban, spill to Mecca. K.
Joshua Adams
war will always Iraq Take the rest of Azerbaijan, then the rest of Georgia. Any spills into Iran
Josiah Gomez
those quads Jim Jam has the power
Christopher Bailey
Invade the land of Yemen and subjugate the Sabean tribes.
praise Waaq
Caleb Bennett
NAP?
Nicholas Campbell
The Almighty Jim Jam is happy
Jace Clark
attack isis doesnt realize he rolled to take a city and not to attack heh cunt
Nicholas Stewart
Fill Malta, move west and land on the shores of Spain take Madrid if I can
Connor Roberts
Sequential rolling, no forwarding rolls, plus you took Baghdad. You can say "defend" and I will wait to see if someone attacks you and then use your roll.
Julian Adams
NAP, based Rusky-kun?
Jayden Smith
yes
Dylan Howard
Take Mecca, spills to Salalah Then push up to the Jimmy Border in the east.
Ethan Perry
Sure Big Daddy
Logan Martin
alright lets make a deal lets split north africa
Ryder Stewart
Sure, I'm planning on heading East.
Henry Cooper
Lord of the Copts, if you allow me to control the lands of south Arabia such as Yemen and Oman bordering the Indian ocean, my puntite soldiers shall aid you in any fight.
Eli Edwards
He means to invade you. Would you be interested in an alliance? Together we will form an axis around which the whole earth shall revolve.
Levi Hernandez
I have the slaves in algeria do you mind ceding your algerian lands to me?
Jaxon Collins
ill always support you pal
Justin Reyes
Year 250. RIP ISIS.
Jace Lee
lol no way hahaha keep filling middle east
Parker Cook
continue to rush into Spain take Madrid
Anthony Rodriguez
Invade Oman and take Muscat
Copts pls cede salaha reeee
David Morris
>No slots left
Adrian Johnson
Kill the Taliban Then take Salalah
Nolan Gray
Do you have Taliban and I confused? He rolled a 1. I rolled a 9.
Owen Morales
I need you in Spain, we have three people allied up in north Africa ready to take us down and Jimmy is on his way to becoming a super power. Jimmy is never a trustworthy player.
Ryan Fisher
Take the rest of Ukraine and then finish off Georgia, spills into Iran
Kevin Kelly
no your just a dick
Luke Brown
NAP?
Lincoln James
Yes, I am confused because your fucking name is Al Big-Daddy and not fucking "ISIS" like it should be. Fixing.
Andrew Rivera
Move in behind Jimmy and wipe out his forces and take Madrid
Andrew White
move into spain
Adam Smith
why dont we become an alliance we are the most powerful players in the game
Adam Garcia
fill the gap in west turkey and greece, spill greece
Justin Ward
figgzed sig
Aaron Gutierrez
pls gib salaha
Zachary Wood
Once all is secure you can use Madrid as a base to move forward in attacking Jimmy.
David Hall
Let me consider it.
Joseph Russell
this is the exact reason you shouldn't become allies
Austin Brooks
rip lol
Nicholas Myers
In case this is the case... Attack Mecca.
Zachary Evans
dont think so bud i thinks im ded but if not ok
Joseph Perez
listen france I dont plan on going any further until attacked you dont have a bonus why dont you let me help you kill zeus and ill give you rome
Anthony Lee
Ya, I thought that you rekt ISIS' asshole, and I need a stable ME ally
Thomas King
non, fuck you liberal jew piece of shit
Andrew Ortiz
I shall defend the south and the Indian ocean
I am but a humble frankincense merchant
Ryder Johnson
i thought i did too cunt but idk right now
Joseph Brooks
Ally up?
Andrew Anderson
What do you mean friend I'm very stable
David Howard
yes
Charles Hill
>calling me liberal jew >Jimmy Carter >The man hates jews >the man absolutely fucked over isreal >the french man calling me a liberal mfw
Dominic Cook
well, if you're deded then you're unstable
Jason Bell
jimmy carter was zog, the last non zog president there was was nixon
Samuel Miller
Fixed MAP, change your fucking name to ISIS, I should kill you just for that shit.
STILL YEAR 250, I'LL DO 300 NOW.
Nicholas Robinson
All I remember is one game you lied to me about attacking somebody first and I've never trusted you since then.
Anthony Roberts
True.
Brayden Scott
>controlled by (((Kissinger))) >not zog
Jaxson Garcia
Attack Mecca, defend against Coptics. Spill to Jerusalem. Was I transported to an alternate universe where user names are no longer leader names?
Benjamin Miller
Umm OP where's my roll
I said invade Muscat and consolidate Oman
Jaxson Reyes
READ THE MUP BEFORE SAYING ANYTHING
Dylan Nguyen
welp thanks for adding me in anyways OP
Angel Stewart
Do you want to attack ISIS? Because Taliban is dead, error happened.
Angel Robinson
pretty sure this is him just posting a map fix, all rolls still there
Hudson Gutierrez
o-oh
S-sorry OP
Christian Parker
Just linking my roll to help you out OP Fuck all Muslims. Ruined the Middle East #MaketheMiddleEastChristianagain
Brandon Rodriguez
oh shit I almost forgot
Colton Rivera
just so you know nixon exposed the zog
Jaxon Perry
S-salaha
Benjamin Watson
You take Madrid next turn you need a bonus, we'll continue to push him south.
Isaac Rodriguez
i hope you know i took madrid
Jacob Fisher
You're about to lose it
Logan Taylor
Isis, taliban, al qeada, saudi arabia
Same thing
Anthony Russell
YEAR 300.
ISIS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
Ethan Fisher
take madrid
Daniel Sanders
Salalah Then kill ISIS Spills head fir Jerusalem
Brandon Bailey
use my bonus to kick out what ever france rolls and remove zeus
Blake Morales
Take Abu Dhabi
Copts gib salalah
Jayden Young
fill greece including crete
Camden Nelson
OY VEY REEEEEEEE Finish Iranian border with Iraq and Kuwait
Charles King
I divide my forces to help my ally take madrid, the rest I use to attack Jimmy
Wyatt James
Pull a Berlin-1945 in Baghdad. Any Allah-granted miracle spill goes to Mecca.
Wyatt Young
so Op if anything I took a french territory and Zeus took madrid
Tyler Butler
you're forgetting something :^)
Justin Peterson
...any spills?
Robert Thomas
It depends if it's who rolls first or overall everyone takes their turn same time deal.
Jason Ross
Launch a surprise offensive to take Salaha and Mecca
Samuel Stewart
NAP?
Asher Martinez
You will pay for this.
Joseph Sanchez
Year 350. Rip ISIS for good now.
Elijah Taylor
Yes You deprived my ships of ports, I will deprive your women of their husbands
Wyatt Parker
Gut. Take Tehran and East Turkey
Colton Murphy
TAKE MADRID FOR JIM JAM
Hunter Brown
Invade Abijyar, Focus Mecca
Zachary Butler
Destroy all Copts in mespotamia
Luke Jackson
Gg, Haramfags. Have fun tearing each other to pieces.
Kayden Peterson
Give all my forces to zeus to kill (((Jimmy Carter)))
Daniel Kelly
Defend from Jimmy
Attack Coptics from the north sea taking Tripoli
Jose Hernandez
Great Empress, please aid me in the annihilation of the Copts
Chase Anderson
cant do that
Levi Bell
sail from cyprus south to the sinai, land and head south into the Sarapion
Hunter Green
Stick around one more turn if you can or I'm dead
Christopher Peterson
???
Noah Lopez
too bad i did
Adrian Davis
it wont do anything but ok
Brandon Lee
I might grace you with my rolls, but I have already rolled this turn.
William Martinez
Were you allied with Jimmy? If not I take it all back.
Jayden Morgan
JUST
Lucas Reyes
mfw when I am the only country that doesnt attack Coptics
Ethan Cruz
no redirects or rerolls
Samuel Hall
...
Ryan Lewis
mfw your country is 3rd world
Evan Rogers
Holy fuck you're such a little bitch my roll didn't even reach him
Josiah Lopez
mfw when Im a fucking white male
Owen Johnson
I was not. We agreed not to attack each other while I went East, but no, we were not allied.
Aaron Smith
Year 400, Jimmy has problems, war in Arabian Peninsula.
Nicholas Fisher
Call it a simple misunderstanding then?
Ryan Carter
Give me the fish in the lower right hand corner. Crusaders Any coulour.
Henry Sullivan
>tfw you're too stupid to use apostrophes
Oliver Edwards
WHIPE THE FRENCH OUT OP I ROLLED HIGHER THEN ZEUS WTF
Noah Baker
Take back Mecca
Continue to raep Copts
Dominic Walker
lol 0
kill the democrat
Christopher Gutierrez
Take copt Iraq Spills towards oil
Jose Nelson
Same as before.
James Walker
attack green again
Alexander Ward
Attack Jimmy
Michael Wright
a 0 in this game is worth the most of single digits
Carson Ward
Rolls are not everything faggot, there's bonuses and cities and shit, filling gaps is not an hard job at all, that's how it resulted.
Nicholas Flores
PRAISE ZEUS!!!!!!
Matthew Young
Push to Salalah, then sail for Mogadishu Avoid fighting Macedon, who is my ally.
Aiden Robinson
I dont see anything about 0s in the rolls
Easton Sullivan
oops nevermind i see it now
Joseph Diaz
A 0=12 learn to read faggot
Easton Nguyen
Clearly my trips passed on to you as a sign of friendship, are we at peace? NAP?
Wyatt Rivera
if rolls are realtime that fag may not understand it
Nicholas Stewart
rip
I flee to Mogadishu and become a city-state
Use all my roll power to build mighty walls around Mogadishu
Adam Wright
Literally did not attack either countries and they waged war on me
Julian Collins
you may fill my other NAP fellow Zeusbro
Carson Taylor
>move into direct position to take us both down showing no signs of stopping >a known liar
I had no choice.
Alexander Adams
This is a public service announcement: Always kill Jimmy Carter!
Aaron Thompson
>im a good boy i dindu nuffin
Julian Scott
ok If I could I would
Leo Thomas
mfw when it takes the whole game to kill me
Jaxson Butler
Sorry, slots full.
>inb4 b-but OP I got 25 territories You had to sail from Sudan, otherwise you'd be attacking Macedon and you specified you don't want that.
Year 450.
Jose Baker
reinforce my land in morrocco
Colton Allen
take Babylon and the rest of Greece, then into Eastern Syria and Turkey
Hudson King
Attack Jimmy
David Murphy
help zeus kill jim because hes a faggot
Levi Murphy
well lads i need to go to bed got early PT in the morning have a good night
Colton White
tfw you're such an annoying faggot everyone wants to kill you
Kayden Diaz
Take back Arabia from the Macedonian and Coptic Apes!
Christopher Edwards
have fun with that -10 for 3 rounds...
Julian Morales
PT means penis touching
Benjamin White
>Greece I meant Iraq, wat sorry
James Rivera
says the NEET who isnt in college
Luke Garcia
You realize that Macedon said that he wanted to attack Green, not me, right? and that me and him are allied as well? wtf Honestly wtf Proof >attack green >not copts OP WTF?!?!?! Give me back that land, and make me and Macedons rolls make sense. Macedon wanted to attack Sarapion not me Push into Orange
Bentley Johnson
specifically none of Macedonian Iraq
Elijah Martin
>collie boi >I love starting my life out with debt
Cute :^)
John Edwards
make note of russia's mistake. retake and kill green unreinforced first
Caleb Robinson
ooo good one faggot, dont you need to be in bed, or are you watching the thread to see if someone will admire you, i knew you were a pretentious faggot from your second post in this thread
Kevin Ortiz
thats why im doing ROTC so i dont pay for college
Jaxson Anderson
Get a job hippie
John Russell
real time bro
Oliver Bailey
...real time
Jaxon Martinez
freeloader!
Joseph Brooks
>i lie on the internet so people think im very mildly-interesting
Zachary Walker
I only want Baghdad, you guys can keep on having the African-Arabian orgy
Joseph Allen
to be fair I am an elitest democrat
Nicholas Phillips
REAL TIME DOESNT MEAN YOU ATTACK YOUR ALLIES!!!!!!!!
Anthony Young
being called a freeloader but i have to serve my country afterwords to pay my money back
Nolan Torres
inb4 posts the same chick he always does and says he has a date... wait for it....
Cameron Ramirez
nah man
Nicholas Lopez
but he didn't, but imagine this was not realtime, how is he supposed to attack green if you're in between and he's not near sea?
Year 500
Juan Jenkins
oh boy i guess you didnt have to go to sleep for that penis touching huh
take libson
Andrew Hernandez
confused mup number, forget the "how is he supposed" part, he didn't attack you.
Lucas Jones
attack green again unreinforced first
Carter Murphy
Withdraw to Somalia
Increase defenses
Justin King
what the fugk? meh Take back Iran border, then push into Baghdad again This is an autistic war. You can just keep fucking around. Wanna peace to pre-war borders, where you get Iraq and me Iran?
Dominic Young
Move south towards +2 city
Cameron Nelson
Invade Orange
Aaron Lee
Year 550, last round, this is decisive, next update will be peace with final borders.
Nathan Jackson
That's a shame I had easy gg ahead
Take +2 city and anything else I can grab
Logan Scott
take Iran and Turkey, don't move into Baghdad
Joshua Long
actually, do invade Iraq, and last point goes to whatever if he doesn't attack
Jordan Ramirez
New game after this?
Adrian Bennett
USA Risk is up
Jeremiah Mitchell
Head for Tehran
Landon Hill
ah man reinforce borders with green and hold the front
Jason Moore
Year 600, final, gnight lads. Before I go, any suggestions for the map? anything to add/remove?
Cooper Jackson
i like this map, saved. maybe do like the other side of africa and have a desert route through the sahara so someone over there wouldnt have to jew an ally. also... is there any lumber? if not just remove that from the key but i cant find any on the map
Evan Allen
Include a city for France
Adam Garcia
That and something in the Carthage North Africa Algeria area. Other than that good. Maybe also Ethiopia?
Parker Perry
this... lyons maybe add something in the north baltics for map balance... i had no reason to go there