USA: Goku >dumb but can fight a good fight Russia: Krillen >always gets shit but can be useful even though not super powerful EU: Yamcha >Gets cocky then gets blowed up by foreigners Israel: Babbidi >unleashes isalm to fuck the world then gets fucked itself Middle east: Siabamen >boom
Michael Reyes
India would be Piccolo
Austin Ward
Yamaha literally gets cucked so this makes sense
Samuel Jenkins
Accurate.
Why India? Germany is Piccolo. >used to be the bad guy became nice but useless
Didn't Bulma just break up with him?
Jack Jackson
Piccolo would be Sweden.
Samuel Jackson
Germany being Vegeta makes more sense.
Former baddy, pretty strong but still a jobber at the end of the day.
Luis Brooks
Brazil: Monkey friend of irrelevant character
Camden Adams
USA --> Goku Russia --> Vegeta Israel --> Cell China --> Buu Germany --> Piccolo France --> Krillin Britain --> Gohan Canada --> Bulma Australia --> Trunks Japan --> Master Roshi Norway --> Ox King Italy --> Mr. Satan South Korea --> Chaozu Mongolia --> Kami
Any others?
Joshua Roberts
...
Elijah Anderson
...
Lucas Green
Come on, Russia's Vegeta >They constantly compete with US, but are always missing that "special" aura
Owen Allen
Portugal
Ian Rivera
Sweden totally is Yamcha. Also
Ukraine >Nappa
India >Yajirobe
David Perez
Kek
I think Germany is more Piccolo, it just gives off his vibe more.
Also Piccolo kind of stopped being relevant for awhile, like Germany.
Vegeta is more fitting for Russia because of the rivalry between America/Goku.
Isaiah Evans
>USA >hero
Lol good one
Hunter Brooks
Google "Hetalia". You're welcome.
Eli Jenkins
>Implying USA can a character other than Joseph Joestar
He is the true american.
David Fisher
>he was born and raised in England
Ryder Jones
Megumin.
Jackson Scott
But Goku is also mentally retarded, so it fits perfecly
Lincoln Smith
Mr.buu is the only eight answer for America. Childlike, greedy, vindictive, funny, fat, easily distracted, and always bounces back.
Nolan Phillips
Canada: kid Gohan
Never really had to fight, naive, a crybaby, but has immense potential (most freshwater in the world, second largest land mass). Was always protected by Goku (America), and only truly realizes his potential to grow without that protection. Also kind of goofy...
After Cell (Israel) kills Goku (America) it falls on Gohan(Canada) to realize his full power and seek vengeance. Canada confirmed for being the country to finally BTFO out of Israel and become the worlds next superpower.
Julian Moore
Israel is Aizen
Jonathan Johnson
I see Krillin being more like UK, we used to be super best friends with America(Goku) but as time goes on we never really speak to one another anymore and our friendship is straining.
Buu needs to be something middle eastern
Gabriel Phillips
USA is Gohan. The son of someone who is great, at once he surpasses him and has a lot of potential, but then as he grows up he focuses on other things and neglected what made him great and wasted that potential.
Nathan Morales
>Israel is master civilian. As a proud Aryan Jew, I'm ok with this.
Jaxon Perez
Italy is more like Freza. Once upon a time people were scared shitless of pissing us off, now we are weak and powerless
Henry Jones
Germany: netorare doujin by some fat old hag.
Dominic Taylor
>Ukraine
Justin Allen
Estonia would be best girl
Carter Foster
...
Angel Morales
Canada is Goten South Africa is Android 18 Mexico is Raditz
Ian Flores
I dislike you, but i can see this work
Brayden Walker
This.
Levi Long
Perfect
Parker King
Very accurate
Austin Young
If USA is the hot-blooded hero, Canada is the wise-cracking childhood friend that nobody likes but still somehow manages to wedge his way into every story-arch and be reliable.
Greece literally doesn't give a fuck about anyone, feminism, niggers, shitskins.
Leo Hill
You mean Rome.
Italy was never threatening
Xavier Peterson
Belerus is best girl
Alexander Flores
>tfw no moe military animu about cute anglosphere girls taking on the world
Austin White
>He actually gets shit done while bragging about it the same time
Carter Jones
LOL so fucking true.
Logan Young
krillen is garbage bro.
russia is way stronger than him.
Jeremiah Wilson
What is Strike Witches?
Landon Hughes
GOKU IS MURICA
USA CONFIRMEND WEEB TRASH HELL HOLE.
Asher Martin
Wrong
Ethan White
close but you should swap goku and gohan, son
Tyler Gonzalez
yeah no, pic related is Greece
John Perry
USA --> Buu (stupid, fat, and strong thug) Israel --> Babidi (evil mastermind) North Korea --> Emperor Pilaf (self-explanatory) Sweden --> Yamcha India --> Yajirobe Japan --> Master Roshi (because perv) Canada --> Zarbon (because effeminate faggot) Britain --> Gohan (strong early, squandered potential in present day) Quebec --> cui Australia --> Jeice Middle East --> saibaman Russia --> Vegeta (once a villain, now more of a rival) Italy --> Guldo (name resembles guido... also is a useless pile of shit and WEAK UNDERBELLY OF EUROPE) Germany --> Goku (can be foolsih at times, but always overcomes adversity at the end of the day)
Connor Bailey
>Didn't Bulma just break up with him?
Yeah, and then carried Vegeta's seed.
Vegeta, who had his Saibamen kill Yamcha earlier in the show.
Perhaps not exactly cucking but pretty pathetic. Murdered, dumped by his girl, who then goes on to have the child of his murderer.
Still kinda fits.
I can get behind this.
Hunter King
>Germany --> Goku (can be foolsih at times, but always overcomes adversity at the end of the day)
Yeah good luck overcoming this
Nolan Gomez
>US Buu for sure, retard doing whatever Babbidi (Israel) says.
Easton Powell
asutralia is jeice
new zealand is burter
america is recoome
canada is guldo
and captain ginyu is britain
Anglo Force!
Liam Myers
Argentina
Jacob Adams
russia = frieza spain = radix trunks = germany son gohan = england broly = monaco france = krilin
John Miller
>Joseph is the most American Jojo.
Jayden Price
>and this is what Argentina would try to have us believe
Kevin King
UK is krillin as fuck.
Germany is dr gero.
Luis Thomas
It survived losing 2 World Wars (thanks for switching sides as always Italy). It will persevere in the end. Just watch the elections.
Jaxon King
Kek
Kevin Myers
japan and italy would be android 17 and 18 then
Jaxson Hernandez
>thanks for switching sides as always Italy We can't rebuild Rome. But we can avenge it. We will keep sending boatloads of mandingos to Germany until they are genocided
James Bennett
Mongolia=Freeza
He was scary and ruled everything before now he is just kind of a joke.
Jaxon Brown
>naruto fucking kill yourself
Wyatt Reed
More like turkey and Syria.
Sweden is cell.
Nathan Parker
USA : Majin Boo fat bastard manipulated by the evil mastermind. Can be funny at times.
>all those Amerifats thinking they are Goku Goku never fought for the evil side, nor was fat.
Liam Foster
YES, I KNEW ITALY WAS THE STRONGEST.
Matthew Jenkins
We'll use the dragon balls (meme magic) to bring Germany back.
Please gas yourself. You give leafs a bad name.
Lucas Collins
Also Israel is clearly babidi. Brainwashing evil little thing.
Logan Fisher
Can't use them if you get killed more than two times by the same person ;^)
Adrian Bailey
Mods = Gods
Ryan Stewart
Mr. Satan being Italy is perfect. Just noticed.
Antarctica is Kami Africa is Krillin
Levi Young
Yamcha was cheating on Bulma so she dumped him. She then saw how lonely Vegeta looked and bam that's how Trunks was made.
Still a generation or two and all the snowniggers will finally be regular niggers.
Alexander Hill
That's actually Canada. Where's Cell when you need him.
Cooper Kelly
A FUCKING FLOWER
Wyatt Hall
Who's brolly
Caleb Bennett
Germany doesn't overcome anything by elections m8
Matthew Brown
>Would never holocaust nobody sidekick
Mason Kelly
Trump :DDD
Charles Taylor
the entire continent of africa
Christopher Jenkins
China. If they get out of hand, they are a problem, but not one big enough to deserve anything other than a side movie.
Jordan Morris
I get it
Aaron Morales
Who?
Jeremiah Young
Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.
Ayden Cook
MATEEEEEE
Landon Ross
Recoome should be USA, Burter should be Canada, Jeice should be Australia (Burter and Jeice work together to shitpost), and Guldo New Zealand.
Hunter James
cue Mi gud
Nathan Young
Goku just likes to fight. He's not a hero out to save the day like superman.
Julian Johnson
Agree that recoome should be USA, but Guldo should be Canada.
Julian Lewis
>not argentina
Oliver Bailey
Canada
Kevin Harris
Just made this, is it accurate for 2016?
Cameron Butler
Why do people think Yamcha is a fool and got cucked? >Bulma offering herself to him and fuck her in her prime >Cheating on her and got dumped, which means he was fucking another qts >Illegal alien manlet marry used goods roastie >Retired from fighting to be professional baseball player, making money with almost zero effort >Money and fame = more qts to fuck >Living the dream while the tumblrina-hair faggots fight for muh world peace
Btw Mexico us Krillin
Brody Thomas
Yamcha thought Bulma was pregnant with his kid and it was actually Vegeta's. He is literally a cuck.
Benjamin Campbell
>Mexico us Krillin lol no
Mexico is Bacterian
Adam Brown
Are people not seeing this because I included the date and it's filtered?
Cucksu would either be Sweden or Germany >G...Guys...I....I'm going to sacrifice myself >Don't do it man, it won't accomplish anything >Piccalo(Israel) Do it. Everyone, Watch Cucksu, he's sacrificing himself for you >Cucksu dies >Literally fucking accomplishes nothing >Piccalo(Israel) Good job cuck, that was special.
Clearly USA is Gohan in that timeline, as we're the youngest but with super strength that surpasses that of anyone else when it is drastically needed.
>USA not Goku the most powerful I should've made Britain Kami
Luke Thomas
>USA >Goku/gohan/any of these other goody-two-shoes.
USA is Frost from DBZ Super. We're a massive organization mostly consisting of drooling retards, but with an awesome military. We unleash terrorist on a country, run in, "Save them", take nice pictures, and then carve the country up and sell it off to the highest bidder.
We fight good, but if for some reason the fight doesn't go well we'll straight up poison the well and tell everyone you suck at running your country.
The only thing that could make this more accurate is if Frost had a Death Star that could kill Beerus.
Brayden Brown
Gohan is useless as shit now.
Justin Richardson
updated
Adrian Howard
was for
Nathan Williams
This
We are goten
Nathaniel Price
>>USA not Goku the most powerful I might have to refresh myself on the lore for that era, but Gohan was secret best. He had that dormant badassery, such as when he used the headbutt to shatter Raditz armor with the phrase "Leave my dad alone!"
By the way, awesome thread OP, most fun I've had on Cred Forums for a good while now.
Oh I know.
>Now I...is...it still going on? I gave up somewhere around the MajinBu saga when essentially everyone could destroy the world with a single blast, IMO you can't add real intensity back into a show after that.
Man, but shit like when Krillin threw that destructo disc that NEARLY killed Freezer...that shit was edge of the seat for my like 12 year old self.
Robert Myers
fuck now I can't think of any country to be Gohan now that Kami is Britain which makes more sense.
Carson Garcia
>> provides no suggestions in op >> hey Cred Forums what kind of anime do you like?
Samuel Baker
Second
Caleb Nelson
Got it, Poland makes sense. It wouldn't be around if it wasn't for us rolling back the commies and it is fairly powerful.
Evan Walker
>Canada >Yamcha
Feels about right senpai.
Anglosphere: SSJ God Goku Slavsphere: Cell Gooksphere: Super Buu Africa: Mr. Popo The rest of Europe: Mr. Satan
Cameron Long
Figured out who Israel is. Sexual deceit and corruption leading to the possibility of ultimate destruction. Pic related. Luckily Goku stayed strong even though he had yet to tap into his flowing blonde hair of Aryan potentials.
Sebastian Phillips
Too perfect.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
how long til we start seeing these memes being hammered in?
Thomas Clark
>half the country is unironically going to vote for a woman president because literally muh vagina >Hot blooded hero Why do americans always fantasize about being great? I mean it even goes against Trump's stance which is america isn't great but he'll make it great again. America is currently an election away from becoming swedegermanystan. Delusional cucks.
Jaxon James
>no hand banana what else are you going to use a syrian flag for
Jonathan Sanchez
Moloch
Logan Thompson
When do we turn on our master and go on a killing spree for our own amusement?
Owen Gray
>America hoot blooded hero
kek, let me tell you Amerifats
> Israel is guldo and playing you like a violin
Jose Jones
protip: don't make your memes look too good or overproduced. the naturally occurring meme is not a high quality graphic design product.
Isaiah Sullivan
and really, that's part of the humor. glossy memes are false memes
Carter Morris
soon
Brayden Brown
there already a anime about that
Dylan Martinez
Serbia is fucking krillin
Camden Mitchell
not any good ones
Isaac Williams
they have to be rough, but also sometimes subtle and clever.
clever is really the keyword. there's a cleverness lacking in these memes you're trying to force
Carson Powell
memes aside, i notice this is true in a lot of newer media. it lacks cleverness and subtlety.
Asher Taylor
Mr. Popo is every western country Russia is Vegeta Poland is Goku Philippines/Hungary is Tien
Ryan Scott
it's all michael bay type bullshit
Justin Powell
in any case, maybe you should watch some anime and decide for yourself. then it would be slightly more organic. consider it a research assignment from yours truly.
Evan Martin
best character on that show, fuck he was stronng and would kick anyone's ass
James Russell
>> sigh
Angel Powell
when the US villain explains in great detail to the american voter what is going on, how he is going to fuck the voter and ruin the future for his children, the vote does the anime "huh???"