>tfw in my highschool was a liberal >tfw every dude was chill asf, passed copenhagen, and we all went to the big games revin' trucks, and we were all conserves >Small town of 1000, basically rode my truck 80 miles in the backwoods everyday. >tfw I flew a rebel flag through nigger towns and to school >Feeling American asf
If you're not a southerner, you will never feel this feel. Now I go to school up in Penn State for a business major, and everyone is a liberal. Got out because I wanted to travel, not because I hated the south, but because I didn't want to live here forever.
>tfw you're a right winger in a liberal state >tfw everyone knows your slightly racist >tfw I'll be rich one day and a politician like trump
Southwest Virginia do I count? I have a rebel flag over my bed.
Ian Anderson
if it aint on that truck, then you're not a real man
Jace King
>grew up in new england >very conservative but completely surrounded by liberals >tfw all your feels also apply to me currently in school in the south and while the school is liberal, its so refreshing going into town and seeing nothing but NRA flags and trump signs
Carson Barnes
South Carolina. Beautiful women, beautiful country, blacks kept in check or in containment zones.
Want to move here? Fuck off. We're full.
Jack White
fuck yankees fuck niggers praise alabama
Elijah Hall
Southerner here, I went to college in my home state but I went private instead of public.
Collosal culture shock; 2/3 students are sent from the North, so liberals are practically perpetually present everywhere.
Double edged sword. Great opportunity to red pill everybody, got great reactions from railing against Islam's regressive ideology and talking up Trump but fucking Black Lives Matter March mandated by our university president.
Ian Allen
This thread is beautiful :')
Brandon Rogers
WV panhandle proud to be a southerner Missouri aint the south
Charles Wood
see
Austin Bailey
Oklahoma finally has a home, and it isn't the shitty midwest.
Ethan Reyes
You literally can't drive 5 miles without seeing a confederate flag. We love pour southern pride.
Gabriel Howard
>pour >por favor
Spic masquerading as white detected.
Daniel Hall
Reading greentext with a stereotypical southern accent in my head is pretty hilarious senpai, not gonna lie. The South has a really, really bad reputation in Europe, but a lot of people don't know it's also where all the niggers are. I supposed that's what'd put me off from ever going there.
Zachary Davis
Confederate capitol of KY here. I left for 12 years and came back, and this town has become liberal as fuck. Full of arabs, mexicans and bosnians now.
Eli Nguyen
East Texas is best Texas
Aaron Thompson
the true south
Jaxson Peterson
Yes, sir, I surely do. My family migrated to Texas from Mississippi, Tennessee, and Arkansas. God Bless Dixie!
Parker Campbell
Agree!
Mason Baker
Deep East Texas here. Can confirm that map to be correct. I have family in Alabama and Georgia.
Jacob Ward
Georgia here. Peaches are good and so are the ladies. Mountains, farms, the Atlantic.. couldn't ask for much more
Ayden Bennett
I based the crude map off accents and culture
Adrian Gomez
agreed
this is the south from my view of the states
Kentucky >Nice people, moderate, Amish people every fucking where, Fishermen and empty highways Kentucky is my favorite unironically
Tennessee my state >small towns, bars and bars and bars and more beer, 40 year olds with jean jackets, hipsters with southern accents, good music, nice and moderate enough to live especially on the outskirts, lots of fucking mountains, black people, Asians, basically every race acts pretty white here (atleast where I live)
Alabama >trees, niggers literally nowhere found, towns that have no traffic lights
Georgia >where niggers stay contained, traffic is shitty
Lousiana my second contender for best south state >swampy, trash cities but good crazy atmosphere, nice people, almost like Tennessee but better
Also: Tennessee is like the England of the south, it constantly rains and storms here like every fucking two days, the weather is never really hot. But Kentucky, is a fucking sweatshop, it is hot asf and you will get jock itch if you walk around all day
Colton Collins
Yep and it's purdy accurate.
John Flores
Can confirm, GA traffic sucks. I swear if it rains or barely snows shit is shut down
Camden Cook
east coast is SHIT north or south
Joseph Lee
>Amish people every fucking where I fucking love the bread they make.
And you're right about the heat. I swear Kentucky has a goddamn glass bowl over it.
Luke Fisher
Good job bringing the niggers over in the first place, fucking asshat
Nicholas Stewart
>Lousiana my second contender for best south state
Lousiana is very interesting when I went but I would never, ever live there in a thousand years.
Ghetto as fuck but has a lot of character.
Joshua Garcia
Where about's, Rogers here
Matthew Brooks
good job freeing the googles, fucking asshat
Andrew Gonzalez
>hot >humid >full of bugs >niggers >people are a bit slow >city planning nightmares
Christ no.
Lucas Morris
>Who here loves being a southerner? New Orleans here, I fucking hate it. Our state is poor as fuck, and we still haven't recovered from the civil war. Get me out of the south please
Ryder Gray
When I was 15 I flirted with one of them, but her dad got mad as fuck I wore skinny jeans and he probably thought I was funny, but no one else gave a shit about them though. But he was mad as hell, but I decided not to flirt with some of them because they don't shave and shit
Alexander Ortiz
OP i'm from the south but you sound like a genetic dead end
fucking hick.
Wyatt Edwards
Grew up in the Atlanta suburbs. It's a lovely place and the people are wonderful. Canadian's are so cold on so many levels.
I'm at penn state too senpai. Do you wear a MAGA hat? I think I saw you this week lmao
Caleb Cruz
I wore a Trump shirt once, stay close there cowboy
Gavin Smith
I'm from the midwest. Nice try
Jonathan Campbell
>tfw from NYC >tfw right wing >tfw just want to live innawoods and eat smoked meats I envy you Southerners. I'd love to move down south eventually, but I know I could never assimilate and would always be known as a yank.
Gabriel Powell
I wouldn't doubt it, there's no telling what's underneath those dresses. I've always found them rather hard to talk to anyway so flirting was a no go.
Well if you're out and about promoting trump in november in front of the hub I will stand and watch you from one of the rocks in front of the osmond fountain
Tyler Thomas
just stay where you are. there's nothing good in the south.
>tfw just want to live innawoods
you really don't.
Camden Ross
I love Texas so much. Life was a lot like what you described in the OP. Also we could openly mock fags and any transgender mentally ill freak is completely ostracized and looked down on. Also while women in general are more left leaning in my experience the most attractive ones have always been conservatives.
Liam Cooper
this.
Austin Garcia
Which areas in the south are no go areas due to the high percentage of blacks? Are majority black towns really that bad? They seem to be concentrated within Mississippi, Georgia and Louisiana
>inb4 all of them
Jonathan Diaz
I grew up in Alabama but I live in Utah not. Not too bad. Mormons are fucking everywhere which is annoying but it's a mostly conservative state which is nice. The only liberals are in SLC. I know that feel op. I always went to the football games my senior year and all the guys were there revving their trucks up and drinking in the parking lot or in the woods. Good times
James Gomez
All of them. Dallas and Houston are the only decent cities (and Texas isn't even considered the real south)
Brayden Cox
Yes pls NYC is great if you're a frequent tourist. Living here is another story. Everything is expensive. A decent one bedroom in relevant Manhattan is at least $3k a month. Its never fucking quiet. Ever. If you're white you're a minority. Nogs and spics are 60% of the population. Getting groceries is a hassle you would not believe. Also mudslimes blowing stuff up/flying planes into buildings. I've spent many summers living innawoods in the Catskills with my grandparents.
the only "downs" I could think of are >weather >fitting in >bugs
but if you're under 18 then everything from alcohol and tobacco is easy to get. And if you go to school in the south just wear some wranglers and a cap slid backwards. They'll love you anyways cause they never see hardly anyone new
We had this one chick who was from New York that moved here when I was a junior 3 years ago. She was mean and bitchy constantly, are most New Yorkers like that? If so, then I feel bad for you
Jaxon Gonzalez
On a scale from rise to the planet of the apes to black friday its probably New Orleans, Atlanta, Charlotte and Memphis East Texas is considered deep south.
James Nguyen
Iowan here we're 50/50 on goog lovers and sister fuckers
Sebastian James
literally there's nlack people everywhere in the south. you just have to know where to go
and you also have to realize that black people arent as bad as pol makes them to be. just stay out of the hood and dont be a pussy bitch/manlet
Sebastian Ramirez
>Catskills thats different from the woods down here.
Jayden Baker
Southerner here, I employee a lot of people, and in my exp you run into a white racist here and there but not very often, but every black person I hire is racist as fuck, I can't count how many meetings I've had to have to tell them to shut the fuck up about race.
Ethan Perez
stay out of the purple areas
Caleb Sullivan
I hate being conservative in a liberal state (fucking commiefornia of all places) but I couldn't stand living in the south.
Annoying ass uneducated people with absolutely no sense of culture outside of their own, due to not being up on any technology. They still want to live like America is the only place that will ever exist in their lives, like modern transportation and technology doesn't exist.
Explain how you people can stand this if you're not one of the people I described above.
Gavin Brooks
...
Christopher Adams
Because I don't care about anyone else's culture other than my own. Why should I?
Jason Wood
I over 18, but I go to school in NYC currently. I want to switch to Georgia Tech but thats a lot of effort. Most people from NYC and the surrounding area are cunts. The fast paced everything can do that to you. The rest of the state is rather nice, though. I'm aware of the geographh differences, but what other major differences are there?
Levi Ramirez
Meant to reply to
Asher Long
>Its never fucking quiet. sounds fun as fuck. I will pay 3k a month to live near Barclays Center. At least the ppl are intelligent NYC
>East Texas is considered deep south. yea tru
Henry Cruz
It kinda looks like a frog
Michael Reyes
the south is just a depressing place.
the only good places in the "south" are texas and florida. everywhere else is a big steaming pile of shit. unless you want to convert your life into a being a hick
Josiah Diaz
did you guys live in the south? I went to high school with blacks and Hispanics who owned confederate flags
Jacob Lopez
>tfw every dude was chill asf, passed copenhagen, and we all went to the big games revin' trucks, and we were all conserves Please fucking euthanize yourself. Disgraces like you only give kikes more shit to fling about the south. Inbred subhumans like you should be gassed along with the kikes and apes.
Angel Powell
>Thanks Hollywood Good call sign. When I see you I will say it as loud and autistically as possible, then look you right in the eyes. As we make that connection I will break into a sprint and circle around you, maintaining a 20 foot radius. I will angle my head to the side, say "SQUEEE PEPE" and quickly flee under a smokescreen from the Korean smokers. You will never see me return to my dorm
Welcome to the north
Brandon Campbell
Oklahoma here, it's pretty okay Would be better without the allergens, l can't breath in October
Hudson Nguyen
My dad was rich so we always had internet and everything new. At my school everyone had iPhone 4's and iPhone 5's so that's false. You're thinking about parts of Alabama and that's because some southern states are still hurt over the civil war. Some of the people don't want to be educate because they want to be farmers and other work areas where college is not factored. Plus we don't have subways and transportation shit like that because we are a RURAL area. Not a city, so that would be no good use, everyone here drives cars/trucks instead of bike's and trains. But a lot of technology and connection is bad here because the government is constantly shitting on the south and won't put better pole/connection lines in the city. That's not our fault.
Jason Hill
this x1000 OP is a fucking loser and he doesnt even know it.
Henry Turner
Probably because globalization leads to technological advancement.
I'm absolutely not saying that you should encourage shitty nigger pop culture or mudslimes or shit like that.
I'm saying that the south, as it is currently, does pretty much nothing compared to most west/east coast states in terms of technological advancement, as well as first world countries such as Japan, some parts of China, etc. If you don't care about what more sophisticated parts of the world are doing, what do you expect? Do you want to live in a 1950s simulation forever? It's fine if you do but I can't understand why you would want to live that way.
Lincoln Parker
Globalist scum. Why should they give a shit about whats happening across the globe if it won't affect them at all. Do you really think a subway would work in rural America let alone in the swamps?
KY here, can confirm that you can cook an egg on the blacktop here.
The weather here also does whatever the fuck it feels like, whenever the fuck it feels like.
Mason Sullivan
>not fucking your cousins
Do you even know that condoms exist? You're missing out faggot.
Connor Lewis
Fuck i like this Can i migrate to become a southern rebel
Colton Reed
h-h-hey! you cut out wilmington. are we not true south?
Jack Scott
because you live in fucking kentucky
which isnt the south by the way
Chase Hughes
Southern Missouri is correctly an honorary part of the South. The whole Ozarks region should be included in the south, because the culture there identifies with southern ideals.
KC and StL, and the northern half of the State in general are excluded.
t. lived in the Ozarks my entire life
Jackson Long
Quite nice actually.
Michael Cox
Oklahoma here as well I'm happy to be with the south, midwest sucks ass
Leo Lee
>love being a southerner >all that nig
I mean, white southern culture is cool and all but the percentage of blacks in many southern cities is like 60%+
fuck that, I may live in spicville, CA but at least I dont have to deal with niggers daily
Xavier Robinson
>I'm saying that the south, as it is currently, does pretty much nothing compared to most west/east coast states in terms of technological advancement, as well as first world countries such as Japan, some parts of China, etc. You could not be more right. I am trying to get to denver or LA as soon as I get the funds.
David Carter
more like Stay the fuck out of anything other than the yellow areas
Daniel Kelly
Tennessean here too. I'm living up to our state pride: the volunteers. Been serving the country to fight for the great life I had here in the south. Fuck Memphis. Fuck Googles.
Eli Young
Ok, but shitty nigger pop culture is taking over along with lefties ruining everything. I would rather live in a part of the country that doesn't do anything than on the east coast or west coast where niggers are rioting and destroying cities and you can't speak out against the left without being called a racist or ignorant etc etc. You may not understand why I want to live in the South and I don't expect you to
Blake Evans
Don't come to California, I'm warning you.
Denver has niggies but CO is still mostly white
Chase Brown
I live near Barclays in Downtown Brooklyn. I can see WTC from my living room. I pay $3750 for a 2 bed. Intelligence is a funny thing and tough to quantify in any practical sense. The people in NYC do know their book knowledge better than most of the country, but at the same time they can't do anything with their hands more complicated than building IKEA furniture. But if you're into city life, NYC has it all and more. City life has just grown stale and frustrating for me.
I was called a nigger so much growing up, it eventually just became a joke to me. In high school I would shout power and yell how much niggers were the scum of the earth but couldn't get in trouble because I was black.
Eli Rodriguez
But it does affect you. Any new technology being made, shit like smartphones, self-driving cars, IoT shit comes from other places and makes its way to you.
Do you just hate technological advancement or something? Like I asked earlier, is what you want to live in a mid 1900s simulation?
Gabriel Clark
>leaving out based white north Arkansas and south Missouri
pic related
Blake Martinez
Remember when you thought you were stronger?
Stay in your place hot lands or we'll burn it all down again.
Andrew Martin
anything is better than the south, especially LA. But denver looks pretty nice, and it was ranked #1 by forbes regarding best cities for business.
>I live near Barclays in Downtown Brooklyn. Ooh shit whaddup!! can i move in with you?
Bentley Ward
sounds like you're a nigger. Sorry. At least you WUZ A KANG AND SHEET!
James Nelson
The North winning was the worst thing to ever happen to the US
I'd rather be two countries than one of whatever this shit is.
Logan Long
CHIN UP YOUNG FELLOW
Zachary White
Please don't move to LA. Horrible traffic, everything is expensive, there are loud homeless niggers everywhere. It's nice as a travel spot because there are cool things but still.
I'm not too familiar with the east coast but where on the west coast does shit like that happen? Also I thought most people didn't talk about politics in real life unless you're with like minded friends.
Owen Torres
Fuck tariffs, but yea, we got rekt.
Nicholas King
>Please don't move to LA. Horrible traffic, everything is expensive, there are loud homeless niggers everywhere. It's nice as a travel spot because there are cool things but still. What about orange county or manhattan beach? How would you rate those areas?
Angel Hughes
LA is a shithole, take it from me a CA resident.
All I'm saying is don't expect anything to change for the better just by moving to LA, its good if you can make money there but not much else.
Denver would be the better choice
Juan Rogers
Are you a qt female with no Y-chromosome?
Kevin Bailey
Glad you won dubs man, surely shit is better now than it could have been. Thanks for your service, you transgendered prostate-obsessed northern liberal!
Logan Taylor
yes why would you want to live in a safe place away from the blacks and latinos? midwest such a terrible place LOL
Logan Jackson
You guys were barely winning a fucking war against us and we were severely disadvantaged
Then you got one fucking general who literally give zero fucks and would throw men at a problem until it was solved
Robert E Lee was one of the greatest generals in history, and had he had better resources to work with he would have curb stomped your asses, so just thank the lord he didn't
Camden Wood
Drive to a populated area and get what you want and leave as quick as you can before the air gets to you simple. Nobody in the south is living like our kin did 100 years ago.
Jayden Wright
>ctrl f >nobody from Florida best state reporting in
Asher Sanders
Orange County = super conservative but also super rich, probably not a huge amount of jobs.
San Diego is also another choice if you're really set on California, its "conservative" as far as the state goes.
Juan Moore
There was a BLM protest (riot) in Stockton where they attacked white bystanders.
Evan Murphy
Holy shit. I grew up in orange county. If you are not at least upper middle class, DO NOT MOVE THERE. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT Here's why >rich entitled kids everywhere, they come from money and have no idea what working is besides getting tutored in 2543432 AP classes >too family friendly. If you are not a newlywed looking to have kids in the next year or so you will be bored out of your mind >expensive. it's better to live in a fringe-LA county city than to live in OC.
I don't know very much about manhattan beach, sorry.
Angel Lopez
Better or not the record stands: 1-0
Better luck next time, hopefully you can win one battle outside of your territory.
Luis Long
>Denver has niggies but CO is still mostly white This is basically true, except a lot of those whites are actually Mexicans. My main piece of advice about Denver would be don't go into Aurora ever for any reason.
Juan Peterson
I want to move to Alabama, and live a secluded life with my guns and moonshine. How's it there?
Aiden Morgan
New Orleans is a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah but I still love the music, culture, and look of the city
Charles Kelly
>Florida >Good
Pretty sure Florida is the capital of sub-noggish behavior in whites, full of old people on golf carts that don't follow traffic laws, and worst of all... Tourists
Still though I will give you this the Everglades is a neat place, it feels almost like another country.
Noah Nguyen
Right. So you do care about globalization. Whoever's developing all this shit is providing it to you and you can access it, without it you would be living in a mid/late 1900s simulation.
Liam White
As someone who grew up in Alabama, it's ok. Just avoid anything past Montgomery and don't live in Birmingham
Saudi Aurora. Fuck Colorado, it's nothing but drugs, mexicans, and muslims. Red state that betrayed the rest of us. Fuckers.
Oliver Murphy
>tourists >living in a city in the south
Are you fucking retarded? Suburb or rural south is mostly non-degenerate. Snowbirds, tourists, and niggers can be avoided by staying away from theme parks, cities, and south Florida
Logan Hernandez
You have all the blacks, humidity, gators, incest etc. The south is shit tier.
Tyler Hernandez
>you becoming Brazil 2.0
Justin Cruz
>there are Cred Forumsacks that live in California shamfur
We keep our nigs under control, notice it ain't cold in the H, A, or J. It's only cold up in the cucked north.
Same rhetoric that happens here though. It would be better if the south had won, and also better if the Germans had won. Imagine how wonderful the world would be if both had won....
Joseph Torres
no :(
interesting
yea i would definitely check out orange country
>rich entitled kids everywhere, they come from money and have no idea what working is besides getting tutored in 2543432 AP classes sounds better than southerners.
I want to go live near Centennial. Maybe by park meadows mall or something.
>New Orleans is a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah I don't even know what that means, but yea, it's shit
Eli Ortiz
>we keep our nigs under control So why is there a riot in NC right now?
Dylan James
>tfw Okie >You will never have that beautiful, eloquent, Virginian accent >You will never live a stone's throw from where your ancestors fought and died to defend their homes and altars
California fucking sucks
Xavier Jackson
>Sodom and Gomorrah >I don't even know what that means
Welcome to America in 2016... We need another Great Deluge
Blake Collins
>okie >california
wat
Juan Perez
It's a liberated "swing state". How many chimpouts have you seen in Oklahoma, Texas, Alabama or Mississippi?
We are holding out, the last of the Confederate States of America.
Jacob Morales
Californian here. Shit is getting pretty bad here, I see little kids writing "Black Lives Matter" on the sidewalks in chalk, and everyone is proud to be 100% liberal where I'm from
Jacob Turner
bakersfield
Jayden Carter
I'm from Kern County kek
We dont get that here
Only 6% of our pop is black, where do you live , the bay?
Luis Hughes
ok
Brandon Moore
what is the Dust Bowl
Carson Smith
Many Okies moved to California during the depression. They are an under-represented minoriry, and deserve many gibs.
Jackson Hughes
>MS holding out
Angel Jenkins
Growing up in Georgia I could always tell how well a relationship was going by how long it took her to get comfortable enough to say "nigger" in front of me.
Robert Ward
I really hope California slides of the continental shelf someday. Also, I hate Jew York. The two things that fuck our country up the most.
Joshua Gomez
Roll tide, or war eagle if you are homosexual its alright
Jace Garcia
ok Texas
Isaiah Long
Yup, the whole place is basically saturated in progressive Ideas. When I was in high school posters supporting feminist ideology were rampant and 90% of relationships were interracial. I plan on moving to Virginia soon though
Cooper Reed
Oklahoma is not a southern state. Please end this meme.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Reliably red, and saving our race and nation every four years. You're welcome.
Ryan Gray
Reliably Mexican, though I do credit you for assimilating a lot beans into a "texas personality" kind of shit.
you're still on the way to becoming blue just like us, the Mexicans will vote blue soon.
Dylan Sanchez
>tfw going to Georgia, NC, Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana for my honeymoon
W-will I have fun?
Justin Lee
No, you should go to Las Vegas or NYC
Nathaniel Murphy
>He thinks other than humidity and gators that the rest of the country doesn't have all that Top fucking kek Yankeecucks are so insecure they have to use civil war propaganda invented during the war to insult us I bet you think Florida is the only insane state in the country too
Thomas Perez
Yes, we will be blue soon. There might be a wall that changes shit starting in February, though. My beaner cousin told me about it. What do you think user?
Oliver Scott
I live in Utah. It's pretty gay. But there are next to none Googles.
Dominic Watson
Also, smoking hot blonde chicks everywhere.
Bentley King
Huuuuuuwhyte man from Cali here, should I relocate to Alabama?
Lucas Reyes
We're all hoping user
Aiden Perez
>dont go into aroura This sucks. I lived there in the late 80s and it was perfectly fine. A wonderful place to live. Cheap, white people, milk delivered to your door, just amazingly simple. I went back 1 year ago and rode the bus through it. It was awful. Conpletely changed for the worse. I would have raised my children there.
Adrian Gonzalez
I'll second the Ozarks. I grew up in the central part of the state and it's pretty southern as well, they don't call it little dixie for nothing. As you said KC and StL don't count and the northern part of the state has a very shit tier midwest feel to it.
Jeremiah Lewis
Whats weird about the "south" where i live in the Pacific Northwest only poor people listen to country music.
Hudson Watson
Will suck. Mis'sippi here. All the staff in the restaurants, in the hotels and all other service jobs you'll be relying on during your honeymoon, will be fat niggers. Niggers drive the standard of living down massively here.
Camden King
Live below birmingham in the 'fertile cresent' of between 65 and 280. Besides huntsville or muscle shoals its the only place worth living. Im not a fan of gulf shores.
Joseph Ortiz
Its funny that I know alot of Californians that live in Alabama and they like it.
Wyatt Hall
Been there already
To be honest I'm not that fussed about having 5 star service. Just wanted to jump in a car and go adventuring
Jose Watson
I get your point, but I'll tell you, the locals are pretty much done with all the bullshit. I'm not from Texas, but I live here. There's some scary shit in the future the way things are goingl.
Asher Bennett
SC here - love the fact and I can easily take a boat to where the civil war started but sucks all the nigs are here
Cameron Gutierrez
>tfw when got a fuckton of weed and pills >tfw when comfy as fuck in southern thread south's gone do it again boys
Joshua Smith
I live in Ferndale California. We're literally a town where most of the buildings are based off Victorian architecture. We're like the south of the north up here. Everybody flys confederate flags and wears cowboy hats. No niggers in sight too. Feels good man.
Camden Cooper
such as?
Jayden Walker
Kentuckian in glorious nippon here.
This place is awesome, but I miss my Old Kentucky Home
Xavier Reed
Lol the south is the only place in America that has ever actively said fuck you to Googles.
Liam Roberts
Says the guys from a place where they pressure the gays keep breeding into the population and tell themselves that Jesus says there is no genetic aspect to homosexuality... Low test scores much?
Jacob Hernandez
The bluegrass is proud of you, son.
Juan Watson
I like this because it excluded the Gulf Coast region. Completely and totally different than the rest of the South.
Lucas Diaz
you're poor because your state said fuck the national gubbmint in '96 (I think) and lowered the drinking age to 18 which was a huge slap in the face. As a result, funding from them was cut and since then you have had the shittiest roads in America. And the gayest Highway Patrolman as well.
Christian Gray
Ventura County is fucked
Heroin and mass Hispanic immigration have completely destroyed my city. It's the most depressing thing seeing your hometown turned into something unrecognizable.
Looking to venture off to West Virginia. You'll take me, and you'll like it.
Aaron Cox
Southerners and Southwesterners who moved to California during the Dustbowl and Great Depression. We're basically the South's equivalent of Volksdeustch.
We Okies are basically the only thing keeping California anchored to anything resembling sanity.
It would be Sweden-tier cultural enrichment on steroids by now if it weren't for us.
William Foster
Georgia here. Feels good man.
Alexander Lewis
I hope you're teaching the Japanese your Kentuckian ways.
Dylan Watson
Redpill me on West Virginia
Justin Bennett
it's not important
Matthew Jackson
You left out derby coal nature mammoth cave
t.kentuckian
Kayden Parker
I thought coal was pretty important
Leo Peterson
Thanks, I really hope so. Yeah, I'm definitely different from all the leftist weaboo Tumblr cucks that make up 90% of the expat population here that hate their own country. The Japanese absolutely love KFC and bourbon, so that was a pleasant surprise.
Cameron Torres
They bought makers mark from us fellow kentuckian. Jefferson Davis calls for blood!
Jaxson Morris
>city Fuck any city faggot. Who wants to live somewhere you cant piss off the porch when your old lady is on the thrown?
Henry Kelly
I used to love living in Nacogdoches.
Parker Evans
Yeah definitely. I'm from Houston but I always have loved going to Lufkin for some BBQ or Nacadoches for family. Would love to live out there some day.
Benjamin Kelly
You can keep your shitty ass roads.
Justin Turner
>The Japanese absolutely love KFC and bourbon
I'd like to visit Japan at least once, but I can't stand KFC and bourbon is even worse. I'm the shittiest Kentucky boy ever.
Adam Cox
yea this
Sebastian Williams
What's the name of the test? Never seen that one before.
Owen Gomez
Southeastern Texanfag here. Can confirm pure east Texas if very comfy. Wish I was there.
Sebastian Morris
>when somebody tells me I will never understand what its like to grow up in the ghetto It honestly wasn't that bad but there was a certain unease being white in a ghetto neighborhood. Everyone offered you koolaid and nobody ever broke into our car. People played their music really loud but that was about it. Did have a black kid steal my pokemon cards in elementary school though, he got into trouble but I never got them back. Most of my friends walked around with confederate flag shirts and hats and then they would also be good friends with the black kids and nobody ever got into a fight about it. I don't understand today's world. Shit was fine.
Show the Japanese the power of Popeyes then we can talk.
Luke Diaz
>there is no genetic aspect to homosexuality. That's true, faggot.
Robert Miller
>tfw Gulf Coaster theres seagulls flying around my house
Send help
Adrian Kelly
Just realized KY is the whitest southern state. Southern Bros are welcome here. Googles stay where they are
Jeremiah Bennett
I dunno, I live in Orlando and the damn beaners are the worst. Otherwise, it's a busy state. Born and raised and once I visited other states, I realized that it wasn't so bad.
Grayson Rogers
Moved to Sc from new england. Miss the snow, dont miss the hasidic jews. Grits taste like shit. Go Pats
Julian Collins
I'm not a southerner, but I love southerner pride. I firmly believe that the expression of fierce independence shown when you got your asses handed to you in the Civil War means you are my bitch forever. Be proud of that.
Jace Hill
Niggers Nigger
Jack Johnson
But... I'm a white woman.... I pay taxes and purchase healthcare Also, we haven't had a serious chimpout (yet). Thankfully, I'm armed.
Ian Miller
Toyota in Dallas and San Antonio Go fuck yourself
Noah Powell
Britain supported the South in the Civil War, and as such, I am an honourary Southerner.
Bentley Howard
The south will rise again.
Asher Hill
Oklahoma's been southern since the 1860s when it was rightful confederate clay.
It has never been a midwestern state.
Grayson Allen
Alabama here, mom's family are hardcore democraps and my dad's family are straight ticket GOP voters. I'm conservative but GOP is literally just the dems with what realistically just minor policy differences based in evangelicalism. I love the south. Nowhere else in the country has as much diversity in the landscape and history. Every 50 miles there's a colonial or civil war fortification or battle site. We have the gulf in the south, the smokies in the north, the texas deserts to the west. They call Mobile where I'm from the city of five flags because of all the different nations that settled or controlled it throughout history. I'm so glad I don't live in some cornfield in tornado alley.
Wyatt Perez
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Christopher Martin
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Jonathan Hall
I miss California but at least I'm in Kakalaki for the Chimpening.
California's gonna be a shitshow.
Kevin Murphy
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Michael Cox
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Carson Williams
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Evan Nelson
Arkansas here. Fuckin love it. Why is Ok on here?
Caleb Green
Memphis here, I want to die please send me anywhere whiter.
we're all blue blooded REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS here, why can't we get along
Jayden Russell
not all girls are whores like dominican women who spend all day bouncing on haitian cock.
Cameron Hernandez
Russellvilleeeee
Tyler Sullivan
>>tfw I flew a rebel flag through nigger towns and to school
Top that, I used to cruise through the nigger neighborhood in my old muscle car blaring Johnny Rebel.
Should be ashamed of yourself for abandoning your roots though.
Kayden Torres
>south carolina >beautiful women HAHAHAHA if you like obese druggies with tattoos
William Garcia
I just moved to Alabama last year and I love it. Awesome beaches.
Cameron Collins
Indiana is basically a southern state
>r-right?
Joshua Reyes
Fairhope fag reporting in.
Owen Roberts
>blacks kept in check Have you been to Columbia? I went to an over 50% black high school and they were anything but "in check"
Jaxson Bell
901 checking in. I live near lots of googles so I just don't go out much.
The whites left in the city are usually either completely red pilled or full on self hating. Any white person with half a brain who could afford to leave did so when Herenton was running the city into the ground.
Leo Cruz
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Adam Nelson
>southern culture
Brayden Reyes
I want a rematch with the Mountaneers in a bowl game you bitch.
Asher Perry
MO Tiger here. Traveling to Baton Rouge next weekend. Good luck!
Landon Hernandez
Chapel Hill safehouse reporting in
>He believes the inbred white people meme.
What sideways Germany said.
Michael Sanchez
>have to work in kissimmee >literally puerto rico v2 >endless spics >endless traffic
Fuck, I hate living in central Florida for the sole reason of so many fucking brown people. Especially the brown people who have lived here for 15 years and still can't speak English
Jason Brooks
Florida panhandle pride. Don't get why people don't consider us the Deep South. I can understand if you're a Miami fag boi but up here I'm just as southern as any of y'all. Especially from fucking Missouri. "Southern state"
Daniel Jones
>Most of my friends walked around with confederate flag shirts and hats and then they would also be good friends with the black kids and nobody ever got into a fight about it. I don't understand today's world. Shit was fine I miss those days too user. How did things change so quickly?
Luke Cruz
I-Is Dallas, TX part of the South?
Isaiah Ramirez
This map serves double duty as a stand in for states with the highest obesity rates as well. Not even joking.
Joseph Powell
Thanks for including Maryland. It's fair weekend and I'm judging 4H in about two hours.
Eli Green
Based Jacksonville here. Agreed. The further south you go in FL the less southern it becomes.
Nathaniel Allen
What do you mean by slightly racist
Do you mean that Jamal can fuck your wife if he votes Republican or what
Kevin Allen
watch yourself you fuckin skype
Nicholas Jenkins
>Jacksonville >Based
Don't kid yourself m8, that's prime niggerville. We don't have it much better in Ocala though, our whole economy is based upon the retired folk living just 30 minutes away.
Ever heard of the old guy who hates snowbirds? They take all the handicapped parking spaces away!
Owen Gonzalez
>Richmond was the capital of the confederacy >not southern
kys
Gavin Hall
Why does Georgia smell bad?
Jack Scott
Also 901 here. Every city in TN has its shit parts. Knoxville has disgusting white-trash meth-heads who will rob/stab you and Memphis has nigs. Realized this one night at a gas station when i was more concerned the white fucker with the sunk in eyes and fucked up face concerned me more than the black guys there with me.
lol the fact that the north couldnt crush the rebellion quickly is a disgrace. Only reason anyone looks favorably on the Union is because "muh emancipation" which is a meme that should die (not like northerners gave a shit about blacks, they only freed them in southern states initially, oooh look at that equality). North only won because they had more resources. Their leaders were shit, they were careless, and they needed to free some blacks in order to put some semblance of legitimacy behind their oppresion.
Benjamin Long
hang in there southern friend.
Jeremiah Scott
I grew up in Missouri, but I've never really considered it a Southern state.
Southern Indiana is culturally Southern.
Jaxon Adams
>was
Yes, and Detroit used to be filled with Frenchmen.
Adrian Parker
You're telling us about your bed. Think about that for a sec.
Bentley Ortiz
You're head's gonna explode when you look up the demographics of AL.
Connor Richardson
>Redpill me on West Virginia >Implying West Virginia exists
Virginia Anschluss Now
Jordan Perry
Everything south of RT301 is really rural and lots of bars and stars flying.
Northern part of the state is joo/nigger/spic heaven.
Everything North of the Potomac is Nigger apocalypse zone.
Jaxon Russell
North georgia is whiter than most of western europe and Atlanta is half soccer moms. Not sure where the "GA is googles" meme comes from
Alexander Stewart
The south is packed to the rafters with low iq whites and niggers
I wish I never moved here
Jayden Jones
Yeah I'm actually from Daphne but close enough right
Colton Roberts
You've never been to Charleston, friend.
David Allen
PA here
KILL YOURSELF YOU SOUTHERN DOGS
Brayden Campbell
Holy fuck this is perfect. AL constitution should be fucking ridiculous long though as its literally the longest in the world
Jordan Bell
Lived in Charleston going to the local pris- I mean military college. In the four years I was there, traffic got bad as fuck. I heard that everyday 100 people moved to the city.
Andrew Garcia
>whiny yankee transplant
everytime
Joshua King
>black people, Asians, basically every race acts pretty white here (atleast where I live)
Stay in PA, you damn yankee. This sentence outed you as a carpetbagging son of northern transplants. Whites do not act like niggers here.
Ayden Torres
It comes from bankhead. Georgia is white, but Atlanta is all kinds of dark. Atlanta is a stain on Georgia as it is. North Georgia is truly God's creation. Cloudland canyon is incredible.
Asher Hernandez
SC here, living here is pretty based. The women are hot, the people are nice, and the food is amazing. Sheeeiit what is up SC bro?
Oh shit, you went to The Citadel?! So did I!
Brayden Cruz
this
Hillbillies aren't true Dixons
Jordan Myers
1. Nashville 2. Charleston 3. Raleigh 4. Huntsville 5. Greenville 6. Asheville 7. Atlanta 8. Charlotte 9. Knoxville . . . 99. Columbia 999. NOLA 9999. Birmingham 999999. Memphis 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Jackson
Andrew Morales
SCfag here. Charleston and Greenville are based. Unfortunately I live in little Atlanta aka Columbia
Gavin Collins
I love it move to the Gulf coast around Mobile. Fairhope and Spanish Fort are great areas. Other option I'd recommend is Huntsville if you want a lot of options for work as it's growing extremely fast and is becoming the south's silicon valley. A lot more libs there though.
pls bring me a valmet :DDDD
Cameron Martin
Spring Valley here. 2nd best school in our district and it was still full of niggers
Bentley Cox
yes, nashville > memphis
however,
downtown memphis > downtown nashville
metro memphis > metro nashville
Nathaniel Richardson
This.
Bentley Rodriguez
DESU replace Atlanta with Savannah. It's like another Charleston
Michael Robinson
This. Savannah is Charleston 2.0
Levi Perez
Wilmington is comfy as well. I go up there to the beach once a year and it's great.
Zachary Evans
yeah I forgot Savannah. However there's nothing good outside of the downtown area unfortunately.
Jordan Wilson
>Valmets for $300
Jeremiah Sanders
>I will never EVER have one of these
David Thompson
DESU you should take Atlanta off the rankings tho. It used to be great but now it's niggertown USA
Jaxson Harris
I was born a hick.
Raised a spic.
Married a thick who chopped off my dick.
Now all I got is this pic.
Jaxon Peterson
Texas is for the most part. But Dallas (maybe Fort Worth) is not even completely Texan let alone Southern. I find that people who aren't ready to really be Texan go to Dallas first. But hey, you got lots of jobs, and at least you're not Austin.