================ TV Streams ================ NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, CNN, Fox News, Fox Business, CNBC, MSNBC, Univision, and C-SPAN will cover live simultaneously.
> The candidates’ microphones will not be muted at any time. > The debate will consist of six 15-minute segments. > 90 minutes straight > No commerical breaks > No leaving the stage > Each candidate must remain standing > No footstools > Location: Hofstra University in Hempstead, Long Island NY > Moderator: Lester Holt (Registered Republican) from NBC > The first question of the debate will go to Clinton. > Clinton will stand stage left (on the audience's right) and Trump will stand stage right (on the audience's left).
================ Places to talk about it live: ================
> Right-Side Broadcasting Youtube Chat > This current thread > There's a Cred Forums Discord room, but I don't know the link. One of you faggots can post it.
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I'm not really into politics, dunno who I'm voting for. I'm just curious, since people are so passionate about politics or wrapped up in them, how can I get laid out of all of this?
What's everyone drinking? Who's gonna be hungover tomorrow?
Landon Turner
Hope there's a comfy thread. The sticky will be crazy.
Jordan Walker
KEK WILLS THAT HILLARY HAS A STROKE HAS SPOKEN
Julian Edwards
Hofstra University has posted a “trigger warning” sign to warn students about the potentially disturbing content that may be discussed during Monday night’s presidential debate.
According to CBS New York reporter Tony Aiello, a sign inside of the student center at Hofstra reads, “Trigger warning: The event conducted just beyond this sign may contain triggering and/or sensitive material. Sexual violence, sexual assault, and abuse are some topics mentioned within this event. If you feel triggered, please know there are resources to help you.”
Aiden Miller
Hill-bots will be unleashed on social media, saying she "won"
Mainstream media will cite the overflow of social media support for her as proof she "won"
So we have to band together and meme STRONG tonight.
Isaac Perry
can someone clue me in as to why Mark Cuban's presence is supposed to somehow shake up Trump? Do they have any history?
Zachary King
>Debate is 2:00 bong time
Do I sleep now or stay up lads
Ryan Morris
do we know definitively that all news networks will carry the debate?
Nolan Long
Should I watch the fox or the cnn stream bros?
Joseph Moore
b-bros im scared that trump will get decimated by crooked hillary :(
Henry Martinez
I took tomorrow off so that i could go watch the debate and drink with the boys
Wyatt Evans
2 and a half hour sleep. Pointless may as well brew some coffee. It'll be done by 3:30 sleep then.
Noah Russell
>Republican moderator Guarenteed he's butt blasted by Trump and goes in hard while soft balling Shillery. And if he does anything else the media will turn on him and/or say there was a clear neo nazi bias.
Grayson Baker
Fight night
Aaron Kelly
Cuban tried to copy the Apprentice and got blown the fuck out. So now they think he'll unsettle Trump when, in fact, it'll probably just give him a boost.
James Perez
Same wondering what to do. It's actually Happening lads. The End of the World is Nigh upon us.
Brayden Mitchell
how the fuck do i into Twitter? i have a throwaway account ready to go, who do i follow? do i have to upvote trump posts? what do i dont understand this dumb shit.
Oliver Barnes
which network do we watch this debate on?
Isaac Miller
Hello
My name is Ruedi. I like president Trump and wanted to watch his debate. Sadly I have to work tomorrow and that is why I will now have to go to bed instead of watching the debate.
I am not sure if this the correct thread to post but I would like to donate my energy to president Trump. I wish him all the best.
I don't understand how people aren't more pissed that this debate is packed 100% with hillshills... everyone in charge of it, to the broadcasting of it, even to the moderator are paid clientele of the clinton shitshow!
And because everything is stacked to make trump look bad, if he actually does, it ruins his candidacy? What kind of lunatic buys into this shit? Who in their right mind thinks this is a good debate platform?
My guess is that Trump is way more prepared than any of them can even dream of, and they actually buy into their own bullshit.
Its a classic good vs evil fight. The little guy vs the gigantic machine.
I hope trump demolishes all of them, especially that evil cunt.
So why are these debates set up with sports rules?
I get that they dont want them dodging questions and stuff, but the backlash from the public is enough of a punishment.
What could they even do if Hillary decided to sit down? Remove her from the premesis? Hand Trump a trophy with "you win" plastered on it?
Gavin Myers
Hmmm m m m
I agree. Still 2 hours to go. Hilary is probably being wheeled out like Hannibal Lecter somewhere.
Luke Thomas
Fingers crossed for this;
I had this idea for a "Meritocratic Party"
>I Donald J. Trump declare the Republican party a failure to the right and vow to push it to the center and claim the right in it's stead. >Well dear progressive, of these 3 statements which is true? Our society is a Democracy? Our society is a Republic? Our society is a Meritocracy? >The correct classifier is a Republic. So if we're going to pretend the ""center"" even exists; let's push the only party with the correct name to it. >I, Donald J. Trump, would like to invite all Libertarians, Constitution Party members, as well as every Paleocon disgusted with the GOP and form this new Meritocratic Party. All Neocons, RINOs, cuckservatives, (heh as some of my more... colorful supporters are fond of saying), crypto-Democrats, "centrists" and moderates; stay in the Republican party, we don't want you. >Understand that I am of the belief, scratch that, KNOWLEDGE that the center is essentially a giant middle ground fallacy. >It is not so much the "Left" and the "Right" so much as it is the WRONG and the Right. You will call this partisan or biased; that's fine. >I would also like you all know my pet name for the left: The Ideology of the path of Least Resistance and that I am also coining a new phrase: "Full Right". A term to oppose the lefty go-tos of "Far" and "Extreme Right" which we will undoubtedly be labeled. "Full Right" refers to the entire thing; that is to say, both lightly right and as right as one could possibly go, and everything in between.
>I'm not stupid; I know not to abandon the Republican Party (and therefore ruin my chances of being elected) so out of sheer respect I am letting you all know my intentions BEFORE I take office. If I am elected I will start nurturing the Meritocratic party and plan to run my second term under this banner. The party's animal with be the piranha. We are going to completely eviscerate the corrupt Progressive left and GOP. MAGA
Ayden Peterson
YES YES YES! VOTE TRUMP!
Brayden Morgan
>And if he does anything else the media will turn on him and/or say there was a clear neo nazi bias. That might be hard--he's black. But sure, if he goes easy on Trump there will definitely be the predictable "Uncle Tom" shouts.
Sebastian Smith
Anyone who fancies a laugh should have a look at the debate thread on neogaf. More deluded than reddit
Will i be able to watch this after the stream is over. Its pretty late here and i have school tomorrow so i cant really watch it live.
Carson Lopez
Got my muscle relaxers ready to pop. Tonight's going to be one to remember boys.
Joseph Wright
COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
SHADILAY
Caleb Morales
Also post hilary memes and infographics. Go to the cfg for some.
Aiden Hill
I say this is a good stream.
Jose Smith
>No commercials
How will Americans cope?
Sebastian Long
whose going to tell us what to buy or who to have sex with?
Christopher Gutierrez
PRAISE KEK PRAISE TRUMP
Ryder Flores
>kuweit
Henry Cruz
i'lll probably piss my pants desu
Jayden Jones
I think that's the point. No commercials means the average American (voter) will be unable to concentrate after ten or so minutes, meaning that $hillary only has to hold it together that long before Clinton News Network can just edit all her collapses/seizures/explosive diarrhea away. The few remaining viewers will either be Democrats (who don't see anything that doesn't follow the (((Narrative)))), Republicans (who would just be slandered into oblivion), and foreign Cred Forumsacks (who, despite not being American, are probably the biggest threat, because we can carpetbomb the internet with truth until people are forced to accept it).
Kayden Anderson
carry on the good work then man
Hudson Russell
The average American still goes to movie theaters and concerts
Jaxon Jenkins
Guys, serious question.
Why is it that they're conducting this debate for 90 solid minutes without any breaks whatsoever? What do they hope to accomplish by doing that? Are they just making it more likely for a slip-up from either of the candidates so they can say who ''won''?
I have to wonder if this is a debate intended for political discourse, or an endurance test.
Irrelevant because an easy 90-minute debate should be a breeze for anyone qualified to be president
Henry Anderson
It is an odd thing, but an hour and a half isn't really that long to go without taking a piss or anything. It's not even that long to stand in one spot on your feet.
Proxies on standby, copious amounts of alcohol ready and waiting, copy of Advanced Bantermatics in hand, awareness of all internet traditions obtained, and I just baked a batch of fresh memes.
By Kek's light, I will.
Benjamin Ramirez
>Why is it that they're conducting this debate for 90 solid minutes without any breaks whatsoever?
Hillary is the one who will suffer the most from this >mic on constantly to hear any coughs >can't take breaks to re-dose
Noah Fisher
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Liam Phillips
Turn on Fox news for around an hour, now support hillary
wew lad 75/1000 sponsors how do you fuck up your gaming career so hard after getting 4k constant viewers
Jaxson Myers
There's no point in translating it. If you can't read it in the original Strayan, you won't be able to fully grasp the principals of proper shitposting. This is why Canadians never get it right.
Jace Phillips
NO APPLAUSE RULE???
WHAT IS THIS CENSORSHIP
Xavier Sullivan
I'm ready.
Liam Brooks
>Nonbiased Moderator Lester Holt: "Madam President, why are you so inspiring to young women in America and abroad? You have 30 seconds." >Clinton: "Thank you, Lester. I-" >Trump: "See folks, they're playing softball with he-" >"Mr. Drumpf, PLEASE don't interrupt womyn, you misogynistic fucking pig." >CHEERS >WHISTLING >"HIL-LAR-RY! HIL-LAR-RY!" >"Excuse me! The crowd can't-" >"And we've got to move onto our next question..."
>"Mr. Drumpf, why are you literally Hitler and a neo-nazi? You have ten seconds." >Trump: "First of all, I-" >BOOS >"HIL-LAR-RY! HIL-LAR-RY!" >Clinton: "Drumpf is a deranged lunatic, a Russian spy, a pedophile, a nazi, a misogynist, a racist..." >Trump: "EXCUSE ME. May I spea-" >"Do NOT interrupt womyn, Mr. Drumpf. Madam President, continue." >"HIL-LAR-RY! HIL-LAR-RY!"
HEADLINE: WHINY DRUMPF COMPLAINS OF "RIGGED" DEBATE; CLINTON TROUNCES HIM FAIR AND SQUARE
John James
Shilary is going to get slaughtered.
Carson Thomas
Fuckin' A she is.
Juan Adams
I already had a nap earlier in prep, gonna go back to sleep after.