Good goys will buy and it'll be another happening avoided
Justin Brown
Threadly reminder that Cred Forums is never right about this.
But I think this time they may be right. Going to bed
Parker Edwards
THE BBC SAYS FOR GERMANS TO GO ATM, ASAP
Kayden Morales
They're sending me a message
Blake Foster
>they're bringing all these ( ( ( important big people ) ) ) to convince people that everything is fine and calm and should just go buy instead
Evan Rodriguez
#DeutscheBankBroke
ATTENTION >ATTENTION ATTENTION >ATTENTION
GET IT TRENDING NOW!!
IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE
THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW NO SURVIVORS
#DeutscheBankBroke
ITS OVER
NOT A DRILL
SPREAD THIS AND TELL ALL THE NORMIES YOU KNOW
Angel Wilson
>This wog guy saying PLS DONT SELL ITALIAN BANKS
No problemo we safe goys
Elijah Sanchez
>new thread >also #7 >can't delete new threads on Cred Forums and couldn't beat the other thread so just saying "screw it" and linking to this 20 minute old thread >threads reaching bump limit in 20 minutes anyway
wew
Ian Bell
Kek wills it! Die you fucking bank
Christian Perry
It's bouncing, can't work its way back up though.
Jack Perez
>10.30 (((THEY))) CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Jaxon Reyes
lmfao oh jesus
Christopher Price
DB is buying its own stock to starve off inveitable.
Soros is putting a shit ton of cash into shorting the Euro
Happening will occur maybe not today but soon.
Benjamin Gonzalez
goys don't have any standing in the stock market. there's nowhere else but down from now
Kevin Collins
thats the sad part, germany will never be able to stick up to its own stock market they will always be propped up and lied too, and continue to falll to ashes
Blake Davis
Guys guys... ...what if instead of bailing the banks... ...they instead jailed the fuckers?
The good news is we're now watching as massive amounts of jews and shills are parted from their money forever.
Cooper Butler
thx ahmed
Dylan Long
Ancient egyptian symbols give kek power, and dubs to us in turn
Interesting
Jose Moore
Look, it's already above 10.10 go to bed and fuck off.
Nicholas Ortiz
...
Oliver Rodriguez
He can't outlast Soros and our shitposting.
Grayson Long
What if we put them in a camp, where, when they learn the value of work, they can be set free?
Jack Price
DOW futures -200 for the day. It will be a red day but not to bad. Finance sector will be down but not to bad. It has to spread to US this will take time. Basically US will have to wait to see that EU and german government do.
Adam Garcia
YOU AGAIN
Dylan Johnson
You know it was at 10.88 at closing, right? >10.21
First you take 50 dollars and invest your 40 dollars in stocks, then your 30 dollars shows an average return, so you take your 20 dollars and buy 10 dollars worth of bonds and in 30 years your 5 dollars will be worth 2 dollars. Got it?
Jonathan Jenkins
>mfw it will close in green
Cameron Edwards
Enjoy waiting until mid-October, leaf.
Jonathan Brown
NOT BLACK ENOUGH TO BE BERLIN
Ian Phillips
i dont have sad panda senpai tell me a name
Jackson Rogers
Literally nothing is going to happen unless you own businesses.
That black moon though. End of the world.
Tyler Bailey
DB will crash the global economy with no survivors. Kek wills it.
Jason Hughes
never mind i found it
Owen Davis
Banks won't give you money until currency hits rock bottom.
Tyler Sullivan
>mfw DB's buying their own stock to get someone to buy them out of their greedy incompetence ahahahaha
we have a phrase saying 'dweilen met de kraan open' roughly meaning mopping with the water tap open'
This is exactly what DB is doing right now.
Xavier Young
A fairly well known seller of gold in the UK is selling out a lot of their stock. Someone is buying a lot of physical gold
Nah, it wont be over for a couple weeks, whether it crashes or doesn't. Having a big downward trend with zero recovery or fluctuation would have been a run, which is what everyone was hoping for. Doesn't mean it cant happen tomorrow or the next day, and no amount of CEO stock buying can do shit if that happens.
Jaxon Rivera
It isn't happening
Gavin Barnes
Really got your hopes up didn't you lads?
Shame that, once again, there is no happening. The nation of Deutschland is too diverse to fail.
Juan Jones
Deutsche Bank boss says 'this bank is strong'
Luke Murphy
its got a long way to go before it does, it opened -6% and will probably close at just above 10.10
Carter Ross
How does this trend compare to 08?
Lincoln Mitchell
happening cancelled, go home fellas
Daniel Scott
it's just a matter of time
Grayson Morales
The more they delay it the bigger the bust
The next crash is guaranteed to be worse than 2008..
James Myers
When a CEO comes out and says that during a crisis you know it is over.
Isaiah Roberts
Russia will not accept that new world currency anyway.
What the fuck happened, I thought we had a happening on our hands.
Kevin Bailey
It will be problems of Russia. Fuck.
Liam Watson
It'll happen... eventually
Connor Ramirez
You will take what ever you can get Russianon you have to sell gas and oil to stay afloat. Europe ain't gonna pay you in gold.
Adam Evans
What I mean is, die Lehman bros, have the up-down trend and if yes, for how long, we might be able to get a time frame on the crash.
Jose James
Easy lad, they've just gone into damage control. These things take time.
Easton Roberts
Let me translate this from German for you:
"My jew overlords have successfully beaten back the wolves for a day or so, just long enough for me to cash my stock options at a reasonable value. The rest of you suckers are on your own starting tomorrow. Peace bitches"
Ian Peterson
This
The fact he even mentions speculation is a huge red flag
Evan Fisher
DB is stronger than ever guys! Nothing to see here, please disperse.
Kek
Thomas Gutierrez
Got it!
Hunter Bailey
IT'S GOING DOWN NOW ANUDDAH SHOAH INCOMING
Noah Parker
It's on life support for the moment m8
Matthew Carter
No, it will help us to save ourselves from NWO.
Jack Ross
>Suddenly 10.27
>At no point in the last 20 years has Deutsche Bank been as strong as it is now
Oh god they're fucking dead
Thomas Long
He knows it is over. No CEO makes a statement like that during a confidence crisis.
At that point I would've immediately sell. Boss don't just sends emails like that if everything is alright.
Brandon Ross
>20 years >stronger than ever he'll do anything to get his bank alive
Levi Johnson
>his name is Cryan He is the physical manifestation of Wojak.
Levi Harris
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Cooper Gonzalez
Do you feel it?
Robert Lewis
No, fuck NWO.
Michael Martin
Watch for all the emergency meetings over the next 7 days.
Noah Wilson
Tuesday banks are closed on Monday.
Tyler Howard
Suzuka-sama's Servant [English]
Daniel Taylor
aye I know, massive job cuts and pulling business away from deutsche bank, its getting grim by the week
Parker Hughes
Douche Bank had a heart attack and is now laying in the back of the ambulance with the paramedics pumping away on its chest. Outlook isn't good.
Caleb Richardson
...
Lucas Anderson
The bank and bots are buying. Gotta keep pumping it.
What said.
Blake Stewart
That's not helping Commerzbank this morning.
Luke Cox
guys this happening has caused me to have an erection lasting more than four hours.
wat do?
Isaiah Morales
Ah okay. All the world will progress but Russia will have spiritual tights, and orthodoxes banning abortions. But with obligatory multinationality. Great future!
Deutsche Bank is the first domino and everyone knows it There's no point in wasting capital elsewhere
Sebastian Hughes
DB is buying. They are spending money trying to get to the end of the day. Then they have a 3 day weekend to try an effect a rescue. DB is gonna beg borrow and steal to get through today.
I do not see who can come in and save DB.
Dylan Stewart
meanwhile 1/3 of your country is HIV positive
Chase Long
>90960756 and that happens today, please let something happen.
Kevin Kelly
Have you tried punching yourself in the dick?
Luke Wright
They will voraciously suck merkel's dick to stay afloat
You're gonna have all kinds of ( ( ( ( Financial Experts ) ) ) ) Hovering above merkel, putting pressure on her for a bailout
Juan Rogers
Holy hell. Sell like there's no tomorrow. This guy is trying to stabilize the fall long enough to ditch his shares at the cost of his employee's wealth.
Julian Davis
No, only 1.5%.
Sebastian Bennett
it was
Connor Young
...
Evan Carter
Buy cheap German qt for wife in a few days. Super cheap total sluts in the sheets. Even the virgins will be cheap. Get a couple before the arabs buy up german qt 3.14s
Jacob Fisher
Looking like miracle to me f.am
Michael Ward
try jacking off. Also havent you guys noticed it has not gone down for a long time i think they rigged it where noone can sell anymore.
Liam Rogers
I know, just hard to see sometimes
Brandon Cruz
WTF why is it at 10.40. They can't keep getting away with it
Hunter Scott
>10.40
Christian King
its already over, noone has been selling for atleast 20 minutes, they know everyone wants it dead
Cameron Cook
They're simply trying to cushion the blow today but it won't work long term.
Normally the media is always trying to calm fears but not today:
> European shares tumble as Deutsche Bank tanks >Deutsche Bank fell nearly 9 per cent to below €10 for the first time ever following a Bloomberg report that some hedge funds had withdrawn some excess cash and adjusted positions
Jack Sullivan
In darkness, I shall be light. In times of doubt, I shall keep faith.
Nathan Edwards
For fuck sake, just let it crash jews
Mason Green
Cred Forums BTFO! (((they))) bought all the cheap shares, now prepare for DBK to skyrocket! You fell for the jews again!
David Mitchell
This, holy shit kek
Nathan Stewart
Yup hell they might go beg Turkey to buy them if they can get Merkel to approve it. This could be muslims conquering a Eurpean capital through economic means.
If Turkey saves DB then they get passport to Europe.
Aiden Ward
they're buying themselves so hard it's disgusting
Adrian Hall
Wait till NYSE opens m8
Carson Ortiz
will this affect me in any way
Jeremiah Ramirez
This You can't out-Jew Jew York
Jonathan Cox
It is still at 10 it goes up and down from that, and it has been below 10 too. Still fucking bad from 6 months ago when was at 16.
Matthew Bennett
If you ask, then no.
Gavin Roberts
Did I just see a half-dead bill clinton with the jew hat and with israeli flags in the background?
Evan Kelly
/r/ the pic of the middle eastern looking military official explaining something to a mic
John James
This is over. Nothing happened. Fuck you Cred Forums, fuck you KEK.
Easton Nguyen
soon
Christopher Long
Yup someone is trying to be a white knight. That or a really big fish is giving room so smaller fish can get out.
Gavin Hill
I guess we now know what else was in email to staff.
You want jobs tuesdsy all buy 1000s worth shares each now
Landon Wood
Idiots like you think it won't fail, but Cred Forums didn't start this "meme" Soros did when he and the Rothschild bet it would fail.
Samuel Johnson
What's more disgusting is that appears to be working, but then again I am retarded when it comes to stuff like this so I don't know what's going to happen.
Hunter Hughes
Nope just a white knight buying breathing room for the rats to get out.
Jonathan Foster
shlomo and his goyim at the ECB are just protection buying to kick the can further
Austin Butler
If this trend continues it'll be at 11.00 by end of the day
BUY BUY BUY
Noah Gomez
or computer rigging, the bank buying its stock, and hyper jews probably all 3 its retarded and really really disgusting.
Brandon Jenkins
mfw history is repeating itself
Daniel Robinson
Not until America has to go save Europe after WWIII kicks off. We fighting Russia this time.
Evan Davis
they're just delaying the inevitable. the ceo is probably trying to save his ass before gtfoing forever on a tropical island with his benefits
those people are pure scum
Julian Miller
>that appears to be working It's only 2 hours into the day and they're still down well over 4% from the last close Soros, Lord Rothschild and the media are against them Banks and markets across Europe are shitting themselves When America wakes up shit's going to hit the fan The bank will be dead by Tuesday at the latest.
Kayden Garcia
Daily reminder Harold Shipman got a tweet from an economist who appears frequently on CNBC
Adam Kelly
Why do you guys WANT this shit to crash? It will only ruin things for poorfags while rich fatcats will only get richer.
Brandon Cox
Bloomberg shilling for DB telling everyone to calm down. No one is buying it. down again.
Wyatt Butler
They're going to run out of money soon enough. Buyback can't last forever. Deutsche dies todays
Michael Jones
nowhere is safe from the 'we saved your asses' yanks
Joseph Murphy
Kek's will is chaos.
Brandon Bell
>Cred Forums being delusional again
Tfw bought 1000 shares for the bargain price of 9.91. Who /comfy/ here??
Benjamin Lee
They sold off an insurance division for 1B you think they have spent it yet.
Chase Smith
i'm tired of this shit life i just want to watch the world burn
Asher Cooper
Some systems are too big to change. They need to come crashing down.
Matthew Stewart
Look at this Magyar and recognise self-destruction when you see it
Eli Smith
Famous last words, but strongest they've been in 20 years amirite?
Nathan Hernandez
>deutsche climbing
>credit suisse still falling
MFW swiss BTFO
Luis Green
Try watching granny porn
Joshua Morris
Bloomberg begging for people not to panic right now. Telling guests to be careful with what they say on air.
word is out it is over
Leo Allen
DROP THE BASE
Jayden Young
A high risk, low yield investment is something to be comfy about?
Jaxson Mitchell
Make it stop REEEEEEE
Charles Bell
This desu
Carter Torres
Cheked
Noah Cruz
Wtf happened
I was here when it went to 9.92
wtf why did it go up
Aiden Scott
now I remembered why I stopped watching bloomberg, goddamn they're cats.
Hudson Thompson
Can't be far off
1bn is chump change to soros
Carson Price
when you drop a ball off of a tall building, what happens?
Jack Torres
You tell me, SATAN!
Jason Sanchez
because of
Tyler Morris
Curious about wh the best strategy I would be now? Withdraw all my money from my account?Then what? Then I have €-cash. This only protects me against the failing off the bank but not of the whole currency
>how to play the Jew game
Asher Phillips
They're putting a tourniquet on the wound
John Gray
...
Asher Nguyen
its still well under yesterdays close, so like... don't fret
Angel Morgan
fug meant to quote
Isaac Powell
jewish rats and computers buying there own shit back and canceling all selling probably i say a 90 percent chance.
James Stewart
Look at the wolrd markets.
Samuel Bailey
What do you mean the bank is out of money?
Samuel Gonzalez
Okay so I just went to my ATM and pulled a bunch of € out of my account because you fucktards made me panic but there wasn't even a queue
Good news is for any anons here into day trading, you could make a quick bit of dosh on theses bounces right now,
Zachary Morales
>He's still using Euros You are already dead
Aaron White
>he fell for the meme
Blake Hall
CONFIRMED DENIAL
SELL AS HELL
Gabriel Bell
He's literally telling his staff to buy shares wtf
Is this even legal?
Angel Martinez
99% of your population don't watch the openning of the stock market. The next 7 days are going to be very rough, you're lucky you got in early.
David Cox
Watch out for your tanned countrymen on your way to stuff it under your bed.
Asher Johnson
Looking forward to seeing all hell break loose when it becomes apparent that Germany has no choice but to break the rules they are punishing the Greeks and Italians with and bail out DB.
Lincoln Parker
lol, nice flag btw
Sebastian Miller
You had only one fucking job, /pol. I supposed to wake up today and see the economy burn. And it's fucking nothing. Again.
Brody Barnes
This karma is the sweeeeeeeeeetest drug.
Aiden Bell
Switch currency to pound, dollars, or yen. Move securities to safe haven assets like fixed income equities.
If you have put money into a bank look to UK banks.
Asher White
>not realizing Cred Forums is satire
Boy, you got /jewed/...
>tfw DBK is turning on the thrusters
BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! Let's go boys, make some money on this panic!
Wyatt Hughes
Is it technically Insider trading? If so, fuuuuuck no.
Xavier Howard
Good luck with them Euros
Wyatt Cook
THIS
Parker Moore
t. John "I'm" Cryan
Leo Stewart
HAHA he already ded!!!11
[collapses 13dimensionally]
Lucas White
listen to this user. take out more euros tomorrow and the days after each time to the limit the ATM lets you. you're on the leading edge of the bank run which means you're winning here, small victory but you won't be AS ficki'd as people next week.
Sebastian Miller
Good now convert some of the currency to pounds, dollars, or yen your choice. Hide your physical euros. Tell your friends and family to do the same that is if you care about them. Now wait 30 days.
If we are wrong deposit them back into the bank. If not you will thank us.
Connor Mitchell
HERE WE GO
Jace Hall
WAR
Lincoln Lewis
IT BOUNCED IT FINALLY BOUNCED
Asher Peterson
>10.34 IS THIS IT
Jace James
IT'S TIME
Adam Williams
Are we going in to cuz I am bored
Austin Phillips
someone make new thread wanking right now and can't
Liam Evans
We're gonna need a bigger denbts collector
Lucas Campbell
Stupid goys, you could have bought, but you didn't. Now look at this bad boy ;)
Julian Scott
you got time to type while wanking you got ime to make a new thread
Jaxon Cook
HAIL PEPE LONG LIVE KEK
Andrew Harris
...
Dominic Bailey
IDS HABBEDING?
Austin Thomas
Yeah but only after Europe kills several million of its people again.
I really do not want another brothers war but you know how the jew is.
Julian Sullivan
NEW
Evan Harris
Who here doing a /big short/
Ryan Parker
Are they really? Holy fuck that's unbelievable, they're losing money as it is and they've been selling off their only profitable assets. It really is happening.
Mason Flores
1B is a fart in the wind on a day like today.
Thomas Scott
>wtf why did it go up
Ian Anderson
C'mon guys, I haven't have such fun since the OBR threads in /po.
>leftshits so spoiled by America keeping Europe from becoming a commie asian shithole (so it can stay a socialist Eurotrash shithole) they constantly take out their angst on "Daddy"
Christian Richardson
today will be a tense day in the backrooms of DB...good thing they have a weekend to call in all their debts.
I wonder what MMe. LaGarde has to say about all this. Is it a coincidence that as of tmrw the yuan achieves reserve currency status?