California Office of Emergency Services believe that the San Andreas fault may have an earthquake with a magnitude of 8.3 or higher between now and Tuesday.
LA Times and KTLA has reported a rapid succession of more than 200 earthquakes — three measuring above magnitude 6.0 — began rupturing near the San Andrea's fault in what experts call an Earthquake Swarm, continuing for more than 24 hours.
The majority of Southern California, and also Kern County, has been put on an earthquake advisory. Make sure you have your 3-day emergency kit, a family plan and water. Pass the word.
The Earthquake Advisory will remain in effect until Tuesday at 9:00 a.m. and includes the following counties: Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, Kern, Ventura, San Bernardino, San Diego and Imperial.
The California Earthquake Prediction Evaluation Council with the California Office of Emergency Services believe that areas along the San Andreas fault have a heightened probability of an earthquake with a magnitude of 8.3 or higher.
If it is Kek's will, then I submit to the superior seismic and cosmic forces.
Owen Hernandez
Can we lose San Francisco and LA in the same day? That would be fantastic.
Nolan Wilson
Califag here. Fuck this degenerate state, bring the earthquake.
Christian Hall
Humboldt fag here. Am I fucked?
Jason Perry
I live in California and they have been saying the same shit for years and the most that happen are 3.0 earthquakes
Jaxon Flores
>tfw comfy in the central valley
I hope it happens. It'll be a perfect excuse for me to move out of this state and back to the east coast.
Easton Flores
rare?
Easton King
Postin 4 habbening!!! XDD
Jaxon Wright
Wait
Wait
If this happens, I mean a super quake. It's here will be Hispanics splashed across the whole US.
Thomas Wilson
I hope this happens
Josiah Perez
And nothing of value will be lost.
Joshua Rodriguez
QUAKE'D.
Ryan Perez
GET THE WEED NIGGA IT'S GON BE LIT
Jayden Jackson
Well California is a blue state anyway so who gives a shit?
Nathaniel Thompson
All I can think is that California now has a chance to go Red.
Jose Russell
Fucking shithole desert anyway
Asher Green
Spic extermination incoming
Asher White
what are you
Julian Perry
ude of 7.0 or higher on the southern San Andreas fault being triggered is as high as 1 in 100 and as low as 1 in 3,000. The average chance for such an earthquake striking on any given week is 1 in 6,000. That heightened probability will last through Tuesday.
Asher Hill
Cool landscape, depends where you settle back here in the east. Lots of crumbling industry and coons
Adam Bailey
inb4 it causes the cascadia fault to burst
Samuel Richardson
We're off to see the wizard...
Michael Edwards
Yee Yee brother! Get me a dip and a joint and I'm set! Roal some coal, chew some skoal, and stuff some holes!
Nathaniel Evans
If triples Kek will strike down CA sodomites and send them to hell for all eternity.
Oliver Wood
Millions die in LA and SF quake. Cali goes red for first time since Reagan. Even God doesn't want her to be prez.
Lincoln Richardson
Reporting in from the peoples republic of California.
Staying the fuck out of LA.
Sebastian Gomez
Go to the south, don't come to New Jersey it's a mini California in terms of political and tax landscape
Samuel King
what the fuck are you. is this one of those fagpass gimmicks
Joshua Ortiz
>9.5 strikes LA >13 million leftists die >California goes red
praise KEK!
Charles Rivera
That's it. I'm moving to my parents in New Jersey.
Evan Price
number of earthquakes californian socialists have successfully predicted:
negative one gorillion
checkmate atheists
Easton Lopez
Sorta although when I used to cook on tugs did get it on a filling station near the Phillipines. Also will this quake merk Vancouver?
Michael Diaz
Kek wills it
Thomas Cruz
Hopefully it'll kill every person in that god forsaken state.
Michael Lee
Allah has blessed us on this day gentleman.
Colton Brown
What if we got like a thousand fat chicks and put them on both sides of the fault to hold it in place?
Michael Diaz
Earthquakes start fires as infrastructure is destroyed. Are they still having the severe drought in CA?
Andrew Taylor
>tfw living near diablo canyon
Camden Gomez
Oh God, will they get to keep all of their electoral votes?
Levi Turner
What part? /Wanaque/ here
Logan Evans
>I'm in the red it was nice knowing you guys
Carter Martinez
If you're a papist wop or black/Hispanic you'll fit in quite well. Also if you like being cucked by your government on literally everything then come here
Nicholas Taylor
WITNESSED
Brayden Rodriguez
KILL COMMIEFORNIA
Samuel Smith
rip
Daniel Richardson
...
Luis Long
I pray to kek... bless me with the digits to confirm the most miraculous of possible short term happenings.. fuck CA.. San andreas .. in the name of kek Pepe and Donald Trump.. ribbit ribbit
Juan Long
And nothing of importance would be lost.
>tfw D.C. wasn't built on a fault line, that's a city that needs an earthquake
Eli Adams
It appears to be Andorra
Cooper Howard
Central Valley here. Wont feel shit if happens.
Hopefully LA and SF get flattened and Mammoth Mountain blows up.
Cooper Martinez
i looked it up and it looks like andorra
Grayson Cruz
My properties are so well insured any mention of sisemic activity gives me money wood.
Brandon Scott
>Earthquake destroys all the major cities >California finally goes red
This guy is literally a fucking expert, and is live now. He called the Italy earthquake 2 days in advance and many more.
Liam Price
Someone hold me please.
Anthony Flores
G-guys I'm going caving for an /out/ meet up tomorrow in Julian
W-will I be ok?
Jacob Morales
thank god, let it all burn.
Hunter Kelly
And we'll sleep through it like every other earthquake we have.
Everyone pisses their scooby doos about earthquakes because of Northridge several years ago and a couple other ones further in the past because a few things like a freeway and a couple aging buildings fell partially because they weren't retrofitted to withstand earthquakes at all, or properly.
I ain't worried one fucking bit, they've been saying we're due for for the Yosemite caldera to erupt also every year and it hasn't ended the world yet
Thomas Rivera
Great now when it happens I'll be blamed for it thanks a lot kek.
Easton Morgan
>tfw live in 1940s building in LA
Owen Martin
LEARN TO SWIM
Parker Martinez
Praise KEK
Liam Phillips
Rolling for California destruction
Grayson Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Niggah we can only water our lawns on specific days accord to your address.
Juan Lee
SLO faggot
The sea will engulf you
Praise Kek
Charles King
Would California vote republican if it was hit with a natural disaster weeks prior to the election?
Gavin Russell
Don't leave... Central Valley will make Cali Red Again
>unless you're in stockton
Benjamin Perry
Surely they would have learned their lesson from the 1989 quake and made their buildings, bridges, and highways quake proof.
Jeremiah James
Kek is a vengeful god.
Jaxon Brown
We did
Dominic Gray
It will happen Tuesday morning around 9:45 am.
Mason Russell
>Americans updating their infrastructure. Get real.
Christian Bennett
...
Alexander Lewis
State gets fucked up, "refugees" flee to other states and turn them blue
William Robinson
Give this state the bath it so desperately deserves
Angel Long
Well maybe you should be a little bit more careful what you ask him for in the future
Jordan Jackson
>Commieforina >no trump voters
Nothing of value was lost
Robert Barnes
>tfw I live right on the San Andreas fault line
Owen Jackson
Dude sounds like a sperglord
Zachary Edwards
o deer
Daniel Sullivan
>forgetting about SF
Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.
Tyler Evans
Any 949 / 714 faggots here?
How fucked are we.
Jacob Harris
Locked and loaded
Jose Phillips
Green township.
Tyler Lopez
even closer los osos
Jaxson Parker
Guys, we should pray to Kek on this one to ENSURE that there will be an earthquake registering 8.0 or higher between now and Tuesday.
I read yesterday that it was a 1% chance of a 4.5 quake between now and Tuesday. Quit scaring people Alex.
Jaxon Lopez
Good to know some sensible ones exist. Take care of yourself faggot
Isaiah Barnes
In RL as well as Cred Forums
Hunter Cook
fuck but but I am leaving this shithole soon
Angel Howard
I hope I'm not gonna die in based Wine County
Levi Diaz
Give us this day our daily thread
Henry Richardson
The cores cool in the water. A couple fish with three eyes appear a few months later. Nukes banned globally. Hippies celebrate. I fuck more hippie chicks.
Jayden Hughes
Stockton fag here
Jaxson Wood
>all these self proclaimed patriots
>willingly asking for the death and destruction of their countrymen.
How do you sleep at night Cred Forums?
Thomas Hughes
fuckin love this
Andrew Robinson
>three measuring above magnitude 6.0
Total bullshit. Even the links YOU provide say only ONE was 5.3, the next two biggest were 3s.
Nolan Brooks
But there's decent people here. With that being said all the idiots are in the cities which are conveniently located in socal.
Isaac Sanders
Orange County is a red island surrounded by a sea of blue degeneratecy .
Aaron Johnson
This comment made me moist
Henry Wright
No, it's a good idea
During an earthquake, the worst place you can be is near civilization. >Falling buildings >Ruptured gas lines >Screaming desperate people >Fires
Luckily my area has been prepping for this for a long time. Houses above 1 story are banned, there are all sorts of special access manholes to shut off gas/electricity, extra special requirements for house foundations/support columns and emergency services perpetually on standby
My biggest danger is dodging falling bookshelves
David Diaz
Monday, 5:35pm PST it will rip. 5K+ will die. KEK demands blood for the TRUMP to win in November and the blue blood of CAL shall flow.
Samuel Edwards
It's exploring old abandoned gold mines If they haven't collapsed in 200 years then the won't collapse tomorrow I'm sure
John Russell
I live in the Inland Empire. How fucked am I?
Christopher Bailey
oh yes
Nathaniel Morris
And lead us not into SA but deliver us from Goons
Eli Rivera
>checkem
Michael Evans
I live at the very end of the fault, there is a dirt road that goes into a cave it's off limits to the public...
Luis Garcia
San Fransisco shall go the way of Sodom and Gomorra by sunrise.
Isaiah Kelly
is it too late to build a wall around California?
we don't need a wave of 40 million nuwhites and assorted beans flowing east.
David James
wow, could happen
Jacob Martin
Well I got my go bag on me with some foods.
Also fuck my job is literally delivery weed all over Southern California. So I got my Kbar. lol. No gun cause yeah.
Evan Perry
For Thine is the Glory and the Memes forevers. Amen
James Reyes
>911
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nathaniel Price
Oh Kek please destroy this cesspool of a state.
Brayden Morgan
Fuck all you junkies
Austin Jones
You're right no where near enough dubs we must double our efforts
Praise kek
Jordan Brown
Can you even imagine how BTFO the USA would be if Silicon Valley and Hollywood fell in ruins? Not to mention all those almond and orange farms that are feeding the nation. You guys joke about it, but if Cali falls to disaster then the USA falls.
Jackson Gomez
Bring a gun and firewood and matches so you can eat the others in case of an emergency
Angel Jackson
...
Brayden Parker
Holy shit! Isn't Stockton a non-stop Planet of the Apes chimpout?
Ethan Barnes
is something actually happening or is Cred Forums sperging out over nothing
Henry Bailey
Good thing I left that shit hole state 3 years ago.
Cameron White
Are you serious?
Easton Walker
Get a new job and a firearm you hippie
Evan Perez
No your thinking of Oakland
Parker Cooper
>famous last words
Easton Garcia
PRAISE KEK
Matthew Watson
ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN? ARIZONA BAY WHEN? >ARIZONA BAY WHEN?
Landon Cooper
RIP CA
Levi Martin
...
Jordan Hill
Oakland is
Carson Edwards
>a Great tier earthquake happens >Obongo declares state of national emergency >elections postponed >this is what Cred Forums wants to happen
Cameron Price
This made my day
Carter Morgan
Shadilay.
Christian Bailey
It never happens.
This could be the biggest happening for a America since 9/11 if it does actually happen tho.
Lincoln Reyes
Honestly, even an 8.0 earthquake isn't much to worry about in a modern civilized country.
Japan got one a few years back. Some buildings fell, some highways were destroyed. The death toll was in the hundreds.
But it really wasn't that big a deal
Tyler Gomez
So that's less votes for Clinton right?
>yfw meme magic is causing this
Hudson Brooks
at last I can rest in piece, no longer burdened by the troubles of the world
Chase Morris
>tfw San Andreas wakes up Yallowstone-chan
Jonathan Mitchell
Praise j-boose
Asher Moore
Ocean front property in Arizona will be real. What a time to be alive.
Hunter Morris
>If they haven't collapsed in 200 years then the won't collapse tomorrow I'm sure
You sound like me on 9/10.
Samuel Lewis
Good! i don't give a fuk! about CALI
Jaxson Lopez
Praise Kek!
Owen Reyes
>Inland Empire
Guys I'm so fuckin' scared. What are my chances of survival? I live in ontario.
I feel like my house is gonna be swallowed by a rift or some crazy shit
should I flee to the mountains? hide there with my guns
Stocktonian here, Stockton is pretty awful too. We're also one of the biggest cities in the country to declare bankruptcy, second only to Detroit
Jason Evans
Well let's see a natural disaster of that scale being so close to the election surely would be a extreme and unusual circumstance, now wouldn't it?
Wouldn't a king nigger just love to jive it up on the throne, now that he'd be secure with all the extra emergency powers?
Bentley Cook
dats san onofre. old girl shutdown a few years ago - primarily because government regulation has driven the operating cost so high. Diablo is shutting down for the same reason in a few years...
It's funny living in a place where people unironically protest nuclear power and fossil fuels simultaneously.
You know what? If this thing does hit and we're cast into months of chaos without food, water, or electricity - I'll make it my duty to Cred Forums to go full cannibal.
Brayden Thompson
>elections postponed
Wish this memery would cease, nothing will halt the elections besides maybe a nuke strike or coastal invasion
Samuel Richardson
w-witnessed
Ryder James
...
Connor Garcia
It'll heat up the local area in the water.
Jordan Jones
Hail KEK, full of dubs, the Memes are with Thee. Blessed are thou among wizards and blessed in the fruit of thy womb Trump. Holy Kek, Mother of MAGA, pray for us faggots now and at the hour of our raid. Amen
Cooper White
beautiful
I hope you guys don't make it
Mason Reyes
>Godless leftist heathens >Countrymen gr8 b8 m8, you got me
Andrew Peterson
Thank you jesus
Ian Thompson
When it happens remember you posted this, because I'll be thinking about you and laughing.
Adam Miller
>Central Cal My nigga, what town?
Robert Murphy
Mein neger I'm actually 5 minutes away from you and I'm piss scared. The only comfort I have is that I'm 36 miles away from LA. Hold me Cred Forums
Aiden Anderson
You monster
Ryan Jones
Could not happen to a more deserving state
Brandon Howard
Our Earthquake, who art in San Andreas, Hallowed by thy name. Thy shaking come, thy will be done, In California as it is on Cred Forums. Give us this day our liberal dead, And kill the niggers, as we kill those who nig against us. And lead us not into progressivism, but deliver us from Clinton. For thine is the Cred Forums, and the shitpost, and the Pepe forever. Amen.
Benjamin James
So is California, which is the most economically powerful, wealthy, and technologically advanced state in the union.
If it were it's own country, it would be the 8th largest economy on Earth. The technology inside the computer you were using comes from California
Alexander Wilson
I can't wait for absolutely fucking nothing to happen.
Colton Price
inb4 all the seismic activity causes YELLOWSTONE to go off
Austin Price
mfw my family works in san francisco but i'm in chico
Asher Ortiz
>blame global warming for earthquakes >this year we're gonna get hit by the big one >repeat every year not news
Jayden Russell
New Orleans recovered just fine from Katrina too right?
Look at the demographics of Japan vs the demographics of California.
Carson Brooks
>tfw no matter how white washed you are >you're not white >white people will always hate you
feels bad mang
Benjamin Young
CH CH CH CH CH CHECKD
t. califag
Gavin Evans
I can't wait to visit the beaches in Arizona!
Samuel Murphy
Edited it alittle
Hail KEK, full of Get, the Memes are with Thee. Blessed are thou among wizards and blessed is the frog of thy womb Pepe. Holy Kek, Mother of MAGA, pray for us faggots now and at the hour of our raid. Amen
Isaiah Rogers
But I support trump.. Can I live?
John Russell
>predicting earthquakes
Luke Miller
FUGG
Julian Foster
lol you really believe that?
Benjamin Bell
Yeah, but it won't be a Krakatoa level multiple steam explosion.
Landon Rivera
fuckin checked
Matthew Jackson
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Easton Perez
California is split between rich white suburbs and tacoland
I honestly couldn't care less how the spics do
Bentley Brooks
>all these central valley fags Shit. I didn't know there were so many of you here. Filthy Modesto reporting in.
Hudson Anderson
Even if they aren't utterly destroyed, shitskins will run rampant during the chaos, especially in LA. Whites are a minority, complete anarchy will ensue.
Oliver Anderson
You're already screwed, forget about earthquakes, cheah!
Easton Watson
Praise kek giver of memes and the one true lord
Zachary Taylor
Plz lettme fuck an LA skank before they die off in the great quake
Parker Gonzalez
Sorry friend, you're damned by your peers. Die knowing that your sacrifice is for the greater good.
Ethan Cruz
KEK WILLS IT DEATH TO SOCAL!!!
Ryder Reed
What if the earthquake wakes up Yellowstone?!
Camden Gray
Are you fucking retarded
Isaiah Morgan
I live in Sacramento
There an staggering number of us on here
Brayden Brooks
Yes.
Josiah Hughes
Im on the sweltering anus of the state... Bakersfield
Zachary Hughes
nice trips
maybe a sign.
Robert Davis
They've been teasing this shit for decades and nothing ever happens.
Chase Hernandez
Damn you stole my trips but thats a better happening anyway
Cameron Rivera
October Fourth Prophecy!!!!! >LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM
Matthew Diaz
Rocklin, north of Sactown
Jonathan Jones
I was in your town today for job training heh, you guys have retarded drivers and prices on stuff
Julian Wood
>8.3
WOW! It's fucking nothing!
Sebastian Myers
Fug
Things are getting worse
Nathaniel James
STOP PLEASE
I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM THE FAULT LINE FRIENDLY FIRE FRIENDLY FIRE
Hunter Cook
That's bad for the ecosystem. It could killa lot of fish and it will change the ph of the water causing chemical changes. It could destabilize the whole jet stream
Connor Brown
Phew, I live in the Inland Empire, I'm sure glad it wasn't on the list! Praise kek for the immunity.
Connor Ross
Cali is 90% spics, 10% jews now.
Juan Wilson
Actually it comes from China/Taiwan as most tech manfc isn't done in the US.
Shit ALL MY PORN IS MADE IN CALIFORNIA.. oh wait no it's not I watch mostly JAV and because of the condom laws they make most porn in other states now.
I suppose I'll miss The Price is Right.
Matthew Turner
California can be struck by a 14.88 and it'll still be better than the Midwestern shithole flyovers you fags live in.
Christopher Ross
It's Taured.
Cameron Howard
>mfw south bay area
fuck it. bring it on, kill all the liberal degens please. just torch sf except for japantown desu
Daniel Wilson
God punishing the sinners with natural disaster
You're welcome atheists
John Green
That's not true. They only hate people that fit stereotypes.
Noah Miller
PRAISE
Lincoln Robinson
Californiafag here
I hope the earth breaks apart like when the eye of sauron fell and all the orcs plunged in to the earth while the humans/elves/dwarves were comfy.
Hudson Miller
Your singles tell me that i will indeed make it. PRAISE KEK FOR MERCY ON OUR HUMBLE STATE!
Brayden King
If doobles, the stars on the US flag are gonna need a recount soon.
Hudson Bennett
KEK IS BACK AT FULL STRENGTH!!!!
Ayden Thomas
Consider yourself a martyr for Kek, you shall be canonized. Shadilay.
Adam Phillips
> Live in Antelope Valley literally 20 minute drive to mojave right where the fault runs through. I've been scared of this shit happening for awhile now and want to move so bad. I experience earthquakes all the time and I'm scared shitless of a huge one occurring.
Elijah Kelly
califag here
get ready for the endless waves of mexican refugees
Jonathan Richardson
OCfag here. If I die, I want you all to know it's been fun.
Also no one in California is afraid of earthquakes.
Jason Carter
They don't manufacture in CA but they do most of the engineering/designing there
It's basically the engineering hub of the US, while New York is the business hub
Jace Anderson
Keks will is clear
Ryder Williams
Hail Fault, Full of Shaking, California is with Thee. Blessed art thou among liberals in San Francisco and also LA. Holy KEK, Mother of MAGA, pray for us fags now and at the hour of the Happening. Amen.
Jace Hill
Witnessed! Also on the day the Pepe logo was found! >Praise be in to him >Kek hear our prayers
Anthony Bell
Im in the bay area. What do I do during the quake? Get in a doorway?
Adrian Richardson
NOT THE QUADS OF QUALIFICATION.
Hunter Morris
Nothing is going to happen.
Weird that some say it's already passed and others say not until Tuesday.
Anyways, I have a few gallons of water, cars mostly filled, and plenty of food.
John Lopez
even 6.5 will be enough for a happening structures in america have paper-thin walls millions wil suffer
Gabriel Adams
...
Liam Hall
Behold, how happy is the man whom God reproves, So do not despise the discipline of the Almighty.
Jonathan Powell
>Bakersfield My condolences.
Jason Evans
Already a great swimmer.
Whats the October 4th Prophecy?
Lucas Wood
enjoy the future
pic very related
Nathan Flores
Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
Tyler Smith
If you can't quickly get outside, or there's too much broken glass to try, you should get underneath the strongest support beam of your house, which in my case is over the hallway
Easton Carter
Hold your breath
Adam Cox
Hail Earthquake, Full of Shaking, California is with Thee. Blessed art thou among hipsters in San Francisco and also LA. Holy KEK, Mother of Pepe, pray for us fags now and at the hour of The Happening. Amen.
Evan Green
I'm from Cred Forums, but I live in LA. Ask me anything.
Jackson Wright
So what are the odds of a mag 8.0+ quake fucking up Los Angeles and a Cat 2+ hurricane (Matthew) rolling up the east cost and fucking up NYC all within a 1 week span?
The only thing that could trump that double play would be Hillary shitting herself on stage and having a seizure live on TV.
Christopher Taylor
go hide out in big bear for the weekend or take a trip to joshua tree.
Jackson Parker
lmao nigger you live in the desert. how the fuck are you scared of an earthquake?
Joshua James
Yup.
California is a liberal stronghold, but only because of San Francisco and Los Angeles, both of which sit conveniently on a massive fault.
If those two cities got wiped out, California would probably swing red.
Josiah Sullivan
What the fuck holy shit
Chase Peterson
...
Benjamin Clark
>mfw my friends and I live in commiefornia and we all voted for trump p-pls kek I dont wanna die
Alexander Moore
Theres a man
goin round
taking names
Jack Campbell
pls no
Juan Edwards
Nothing ever happens idiots, especially not earthquakes. Cap this.
Michael Butler
Fap
Brayden Morgan
Every building in this state was put up by lowest bidder contractors using illegal spic labor. Literally not a single lesson has been learned since the last one
Adam Campbell
It's been decreasing each day as well.
Ethan James
please kek give commifornia at least an 11
Jose Jenkins
HURRICANE RAVAGES THE NORTH EAST COAST, QUAKE DESTROYS CALIFORNIA.
BRING DOWN DAMNATION ON THE SODOMITES
Bentley Walker
The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth. We must destroy the corrupt and centralized world. We must decentralize the world and make the globalists pay for their hubris. We must become a space faring species or we are doomed. Praise Kek.
Levi Cook
Fug, would this trigger a chain reaction along the entire west coast? Because there's been talks of the Juan De Fuca plate being long overdue, and it's basically right above the San Andreas fault line.
Jordan Edwards
Guys, we need to find a pray that will encourage THE GREAT EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING OF OCTOBER AKA OCTOBER SURPRISE. Keep writing prayers praising both our Frog Lord, Kek and the Earthquake!!!
Henry Campbell
if the earth quakes will the dodgers die?
Nathaniel Cook
I hope the entire westcoast gets swallowed by the earth
Colton Lopez
>11 WEW LAD E W
L A D
Noah Campbell
Anyone remember the quake back in early August or so? I think it was a 4.3, but it still threw water out of the pool.
Brody Ramirez
LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM
Luke Phillips
Can confirm. This state has a massive red resistance. We gotta make sure to take out some libs in the chaos that ensues. #BLDM
Aiden Rogers
FUGGG THERES AN /out/ MEETUP IM MISSING OUT ON REEEEEE
Christopher Long
Where the fuck did you get those statues? I want one.
Adam Wright
Fresnofag Here, fuck this gay ass state, let it burn.
Oliver Green
...
Lucas Roberts
We deserve it... there are a lot of good people here just trying to survive though. Fuck the California government, broke sons of bitches. east la area reporting in
Bentley Rodriguez
Shadilay.
Gavin Gonzalez
California will swing red because of this.
Kek decrees it.
Noah Nelson
Diablo Canyon 1, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 2?
Nathan Reyes
This
Eli Thomas
>hongcouver More like Vancouver Island. Everything else is more of a tsunami threat.
Robert Allen
This. Cali is basically a containment state, ready to be unleashed to the rest of the US.
James Rogers
this
i live in LA and know plenty spic trump voters
Grayson Turner
CZECHED
Isaiah Miller
no u
Jaxson Jenkins
>tfw I have a million dollars in gold bars and don't know what to do with them in the event of a catastrophic earthquake. I have enough guns for a small village and that's about it. I will go hungry unless i do a couple of raids. Who wants to join my band of vigilantes?
Jaxon Jackson
MAKE IT STOP!
KEK IS AWAKE!
Blake Murphy
We'll fuck I'm in Ventura, well atleast I die knowing this will make the state red. Have fun making America great again brothers.
Anthony Morales
Arizona Bay won't happen. San Andreas is slipping laterally, not extending. See the big squared off bit in my pic? That part is subducting (hence the volcanism of Yellowstone), and it's dragging the other parts of the plate alongside the North American Plate (San Andreas).
Sorry guys, no bay.
Aiden Morales
Sounds good to me.
Colton Price
California Uber Alles
Luis Phillips
This would be the worst time for one to happen. I am alone at gf's house while she goes to Chargers game tomorrow w/her dad. If it happens I will die alone. Forever comfy.
Evan Gomez
im moving to new mexico anyways, people are shit, state is pure shit
Austin Russell
THIS WAS FORETOLD IN THE MCFLY CODE
Jackson Allen
Oh shit famalam were about to lose a state
Gabriel Allen
Californian here.
I'll be fine.
Jordan Wood
So, Arizona would get surrounded by Mexico?
Leo Morales
I listen to some classical music and then fall asleep.
Pretty comfy
Nicholas James
>I was supposed to go to Perris to go camping tonight >My friends went quiet on me
Fuck it, I'm just gonna get drunk at home.
Ayden Gonzalez
Duck and cover you'll be fine
Zachary Smith
sign me up
Daniel Lewis
fuuuuuuuu
Joshua Brooks
If the South-Western portion of California falls off do they still get 55 electoral votes?
Blake James
...
Christopher Price
The fault line literally runs a short drive from my house.
Caleb Robinson
So what's happening? Speak to me like I'm 5 years old.
Carter Hughes
new bred pls
Nathaniel Cox
>countrymen California is THE focus of Mexican invaders and cartel operations, most non-Jewish whites left long ago. We want it gone to protect our countrymen.
Jaxon Parker
OH KEK PLEASE SPARE MY AUNT AND UNCLE
Brandon Ramirez
I don't think your states need to be attached to the mainland to vote (see Hawaii)
Andrew Bennett
Only if they're Asian or Mexican.
Adrian Carter
There's a good probability of a 8.3 or higher hitting California between now and Tuesday.
Jonathan Rivera
Good
Brayden Ross
!!!
>CHECKEM
Noah Taylor
Shadilay.
Hurricane Matthew will smite New York City as a category 3 storm. They will face the tribulation of water.
Earthquakes shall smite Southern California. They shall face the tribulation of fire.
Deutsche bank will fall. Europe will face the tribulation of Frogs.
The Old Gods are awoken, the old order will fall. Trump will win.
Benjamin Sanders
I think he means if everyone there dies.
Nolan Hughes
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Hunter Peterson
Die fapping so they can look in horror at your cum covered corpse.
Charles Lewis
we're fucked M8
We should have a Cali Cred Forums meat before we all die.
Isaiah Jackson
14.88 would literally destroy the entire country and cause Yellowstone, Everest and literally honolulu to go ape shit, infact Hawaii will be fucking gone.
Ayden Clark
Vallejo reporting in. I'm hunkering in place here fuck it
Carson Nguyen
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
Jonathan Brown
it will change next election
Alexander Edwards
I'm pretty worried too, last time I got a sick get Hillary collapsed like the WTC.
Dylan Edwards
I hope so the northridge earthquake was pretty small compared to the one they have been predicting for awhile now and that quake ripped through some homes collapsing and collapsed some highways.
Grayson Nguyen
I developed them from scratch! Soon my friend. You won't have to wait much longer.
Hunter Morris
We have started a fire?
Ryan Anderson
Have we started the fire? I'm in Ventura
Dylan Morris
See the right angle bit? That's an old oceanic rift (like the mid-atlantic rift) where magma comes up and forces the sea floor apart. It went dormant a long time ago. The subduction zone at the coast didn't stop, however, and dragged the rift to the coast. Now there's only a tiny piece of that old plate left (you can see it on the map as the square-ish bit).
It's still being subducted and the plate to the west of the rift is following it, but the part of it that touches the coast is moving laterally and not subducting. That's the San Andreas fault.
The little piece that's still subducting is causing the volcanism at Yellowstone, because the wet oceanic plate is full of water, which lowers the melting temperature of the continental plate below it's current temperature. Being continental plate, the mineralogy is different and it's very "gluggy" when liquid unlike the smooth Hawaiian magma. This makes it explosive as fuck.
Good idea I gotta get started filling up a bucket. Gonna dump it on me when house starts shaking. They will see Cred Forums opened on my computer and they will blame it on pepe the sexual deviant racist.
Adam Williams
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Carson Sullivan
I would have never had guessed, captain obvious.
oh fugg
William Hughes
We die for a better world. Our sacrifice will save western civilization. We will look upon the world from death and see that all was good.
Jordan Nelson
Oh shit
Brody Campbell
It might be real good for you if the big one flattens LA. All those homeless vagabond vermin that infest Arcata and Eureka will head south to get the free shit that will be being given to actual displaced people.
Chase King
Kek is the cutest genocidal god of darkness ever.
Matthew Brooks
watched all these vids, good stuff
Hunter Wright
>tfw you will never get to be a warlord launching raids.
Jordan Reed
Stop in town and buy me an apple pie please. Thanks, user.
>onigger halts elections >gets fucking shot Trump supporters are too bloody energized to take that lightly, double considering the fact that golfman isn't liked whatsoever by anyone other than numale cucks and chimps
Christopher Hall
DUBS DUBS DUBS
Jeremiah Garcia
Good, fucking commiefornia.
Hunter Miller
>mfw i live in the high desert-- 30 mins away from the fault. atleast i dont live in a big city though...
Fucking Leaf. Nothing can stop US Federal Elections. They are held, on the first Tuesday that follow the first Monday of the Imperial Month of November.
Nothing can stop this process. It is a process beyond any persons control. Even if nuclear bombs were falling on America, election day would have to occur as mandated, with the results enforced as mandated.