What makes them shitpost so hard?
What is the thinking behind it?
What makes them shitpost so hard?
What is the thinking behind it?
taking our minds off our extreme cucking and chinese colonization
I did it all for the nookie
*Raises hand* I don't shit post.
*raises paw* I do
everyone that disagrees with my extremist views is shitposting
end your life OP.
*pounces on you* OwO what's this?
fuck that shit
The trick is to not think
Canada is full of inbred Muslim goblins.
It's a horrible, miserable country and everybody hates everybody. Even the few remaining white communities are all fucking hateful of each other.
t. Canadian who escaped to America and practically weeps with joy seeing the sense of community here.
They have to get their mind off the fact that a massive fag represents them
The lack of purpose in life. The inferiority complex of living so close to the world's greatest empire.
They want to be mean, but it's not in the Leaf mindset to be mean, so they have to be passive aggressive, which online shows up as shitposting.
Trying to build pol rage enough til someone helps trudeau "win" against his enemies.
The only thing you need to know
Half of the time it's Arabs, Indians, Chinks pretending to be white or just shit-posting because of the inherent, deep down butt-hurt they feel from knowing people can express non-cuck views against them as people, on this board.
Used to see so many pajeets and shit that were the personification of /b/ in high school and college.
What makes Americans crave the pussy of their sisters ?
It's because Chinada is the shittiest and most cucked country in existence. We shitpost not because we are witty, jaded, or devious. We do it because we are hopelessly cucked beyond salvation and derailing progress during serious conversations in other threads makes us feel better because we will never be as good as Australia. Not even in the shitposting department. We need to be nuked to end our misery. We're like Australia minus all the badassery. We are Leafs, forgive and forget. Expect Us.
90% of it is literally one person. He reveals his style when he gets into an argument, which is most of the time.
Pretty sure he's part of the CTR shill-train too.
People think CTR people must be Americans but they are literally just lowest dollar marketing shitcans and if you want to find someone to do a shit job that can be done remotely, hiring people from the hinterlands of foreign countries is good bang for the buck.
t. Canadian who escaped to America
How? Did you marry, are you filthy rich, did a company sponsor you, or did you have to wait in line with all the other plebs?
Been considering getting a green card at some point, it's good to have somewhere to go if the cuckoldry gets too bad.
Our sarcasm is misunderstood here. Be it a cultural difference or just people assuming we're all extreme left nutters since Trudeau got elected(39% of the votes), I don't know.
Struggle to be relevant by imitating US trash talk
Because they only think they have going for them is their geographical proximity to America
What makes them shitpost so GOOD?
What is the thinking behind it?
I said this with my mouth too and not only my fingers
The real question is why are Canadians so highly represented on Cred Forums? Seriously, we have almost no population but I feel as if we contribute 5-10% of all comments.
The extra time they spend as infants in their mothers' pouches helps form their brains into shitposting machines.
THIS. Atleast you know they're funny.
Fucking leafs are just sad.
*hisses at you and runs behind chair*
Banter is the Anglo equivalent of "breaking someone's balls" right? Because if that's all they do all the time then it makes sense.
You know there were stories a few years ago about orgy parties in iran.
When everything goes to shit. People act out in crazy ways. Canada is going to shi, FAST. My only hope is to get an engineering job then get transfered to the US... because this country is crashing with no survivors.
Why does this trigger US of A?
Sven sure knows how to work that pretty mouth and those slender feminine fingers when he's getting fucked by leafs
Simple: Canada has no culture of its own, they exist merely as a footnote of the Americas. Even Mexico had Tenochtitlan.
Didn't it get leaked that CTR uses canadian proxies to circumwent some odd US law?
Have you seen our fucking country?
The Canadian shit posting meme began because of American's jealousy. USA has become mongrelized with under 50% white births.
CRY THEM LITTLE BOY TEARS FOR ME
YEAAAAAA HONEY THAT'S IT
MORE AMERICAN TEARS FOR DADDY
Nice shitpost tbqhwy, syrup nigger.
ayy as if we aren't already an american colony.
why don't you fuck yourself to sleep?
Beaners hate our yellow Canadian skin.
Why do Americans (and 99% of the time it is Americans) make "grr I sure hate Canada" threads every hour and push actual good threads off the boards?
mfw just realized politics are becoming corporatized and turned into advertisements and viral marketing
Our entire national identity is based on being politically correct. I think that has something to do with it.
Socialism and capitalism and multiculturalism destroy any sense of belonging, any patriotism, any communal trust or love of one's own roots and culture beyond the most facile engagement. Worse, school tells them that this is not only normal, but ideal. Their dependence on the state is viewed as a strength and morally superior virtue, while any idea of self and it's proper relation to community is through distorted by Marxist interpretations of history. They fill the void with buying cheap material crap, often fandom junk from China and ideological outbursts or shitposting which legitimizes their place in time, assuring to them that they not only exist, but are supposed to exist and are morally superior and somehow, through the magic of awful Canadian public schooling - better educated. They do not come here to learn, because they already know everything that is acceptable to know.
They honestly believe they are truly enlightened when all they do is parrot slogans and narrative from the CNBC and other media that panders to leftists.
For all of their social conscience they are amazingly weak and self-centered consumers. Consumers of baubles and media and ideology. They are a genetic dead end that will die out eventually thanks to their affinity for abortion, hatred of responsibility that extends beyond their own immediate sphere, and ultimate and sad and impossible desire to extend their carefree adolescence into the golden years.
I am a Leaf - and I fucking hate them.
Man just shut up. You can say cuck all you want but it doesn't change the fact that Canada is one of the greatest first world countries out there. Yes we have Muslims, Chinese and whites but they all get along with each other. We don't have that animosity that you Americans have. Shit just works up here, and if you don't believe me please come and see for yourself.
Canada is the best country on earth.
TEE EL DEE EL
I think it's because Canada feels like it has to apologize for our autism as an attempt to differentiate themselves from us.
Say that again, I fucking DARE you, punk.
Will this go down as the greatest get in the history of Cred Forums? Kek hath truly blessed the shitposting acumen of the based leaf. We are shitposting at levels that were never thought possible. Praise kek.
Ai gf confirmed btfoing shart in marts
conflict is required to bring about true progress but everyone is too forcefully/unnaturally polite to step on anyone's toeshere
It's because too many people are afraid in Cucknuckistan. Loud, deranged leftists and useful idiot cucks, silence the rest of us.
There is more poison in our vaccines.
exceededing the limit of free speech
Reported to RCMP.
CURRENT FUCKING YEAR
please nuke us
You have to have a gf to be a cuck, buddy.
That argument triggers me so hard,
I'm gonna let you all in on a secret
We don't think we shitpost
Remember that episode of king of the hill when it showed boom hours perspective and everyone else was talking retardedly?
That's how Canadians see things to us all of you are shitposters
Socialism and capitalism and multiculturalism destroy
socialism and capitalism
So what economic system doesn't destroy all that shit you're whining about? Post-scarcity utopianism?
Should've paid more attention in that school you hated, because you don't seem to understand economics at all.
Can we just confine all of the Canadians to one DESIGNATED shitposting board?
Maybe lock the kiwis in with us too so we have some fellow anglos to bully.
maybe try not being a poor faggot and try to live in the parts of toronto that are majority white and nice
most of the time you faggots complain you'r'e talking about missisauga, oakville, scarborough or etobicoke which are complete and utter shit holes designed for poor trades retards with no ambition
its actually REALLY simple, do not be a poor minimum wage faggot retard and get a decent job downtown and you too can live in a prosperous white paradise. literally imply all you want, i am 100% right and living the dream. the multicultural toronto you see in poltard clickbait youtube videos take place either outside the downtown core or at yonge in dundas which you should avoid 100% anyways because its just a tourist soak
Because we live in a communist country where freedom od ezpression and independent thought dont exist.
Literally nothing. We're civilized and the rest of the world is just savage.
Canada is a highly urbanized country, so most Canadian posters are likely from the GTA or Hongcouver with all the liberal tendencies that brings. All industrial countries have urban/rural divides, but in Canada the urban is supreme. The irony is we have all this land and everyone lives in the warm cities near the border.
Redraw that chinese cartoon girl without clothes and you're on your way to jail.
THAT'S THE CANADIAN WAYYYYYY
all a bunch of blue pilled turbo liberal hipsters
It's Quebec trying to give us a bad name by shitposting hard as lefties. They even went as far as voting Trudeau in for maximum irl shitpost.
IDK why, makes me look bad though
Most Canadians are depressed assholes to be honest. We have nothing to be happy about, no country pride, no real culture or identity. They shit on others to tear them down to their level instead of building themselves up.
Shits sad really. The only real happiness these fags get is getting a reaction on people half the world away on a Mongolian anime/gay porn forum.
All porn should be illegal anyway if I were prime minister I can assure you every porn producer (who conveniently are communist québécois) would be HANGED in Yonge and Dundas square.
Reasonable limits. That is all the Charter gives you. POGG.
woah there buddy, not every province is like BC
Came to post this.
But with a better flag.
Trudeau inspires me to shitpost.
get rid of the queen
Literally NO Canadian ever said this. It's all faggot republicans in Alberta (not true Canadian) and communists in Queerbeck (not true Canadians either)
nobody on a shit board full of retards and cucks likes you
Oh well I guess I will have go back to the real world where Canada is the most loved country in the entire world. :(((
NPD failed us, and we wanted to stick it real bad to alberta
Greatest get ever will be the all 9s get and it will contain this video.
lolol you took away the only two provinces with balls
Because of Trudeau. Answer me this Canada. When did you realise your mistake when electing him?
But mostly, Cred Forums hates us because every day, our country does the exact opposite of what you autistic retards think is right, and we live long healthy superior lives and our country is a safe beautiful place to live. It flies in the face of the warped world view most of you sad fat little pricks have, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Yeah, Alberta's got Americas balls cupped in their hands and Quebec's got some homos balls slapping his ass
When your supreme leader refused to high-five him
We wish we were an American colony. The Americans are taking full advantage of us on NAFTA, we would actually be better off annexed.
Why marry the hooker if you can pay her 10$ for sex. That is our relationship with the US. If they are gonna fuck us they might as well annex us.
NO WE DONT!!!!!
A diet that consist mainly of poutine and maple syrup can turn the best of us into raging shitposters
TRAITORS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE SHOT FUCK OFF
I've noticed socialist countries are usually the shit posters
Canada, Sweden, Australia are some examples
I think it's cause we live dull, content lives doing nothing that we come here to see if there's any news or happenings to satisfy the entertainment we lack
I don't get it, Trump said in the debate that NAFTA was bad for the US, now a canadian and a mexican are saying it's bad for them. Who the fuck is it good for?
I lived in Canada for the first 23 years of my life. Canadian media runs pro-Canada/anti-America propaganda pretty much 24/7. Most Canadians are too dumb to realize they're being brainwashed so they just end up mindlessly regurgitating all the propaganda gobbledygook into online forums.
kek, and where are you from? gargling chinese balls in BC? I guess not Ontario, people there are all asleep after 8pm. The rest isn't really worth mentionning.
he'd rather have Trudeau lead the country into the ground
Australia is hardly socialist mate.
Not yet anyway.
My degree is in mechanical engineering. The two main industries I can work in are manufacturing or oil. (Unemployed atm)
Where do you think all of Canada ' s manufacturing jobs went? To the US/Mexico.
Manufacturing was a huge male dominated sector that uplifted people to the middle class, and that disappeared. Even with the Canadian Dollar at an all time low, we are unable to recover it.
NAFTA is bad for all. US has to annex mexico and canada, and create the fucking amero witht he North American empire.
From Forest Hill (l :^)
Fuck off, just completely fuck off. Globalists like you don't know how things will inevitably turn out for everyone when we are all just living in cultureless imperial "zones", as bottom feeders contributing to the wealth of a few oligarchs. This is inevitable, but shitheads like you are likely to speed up its crystallization. If you are a globalist and not a part of ((them)) already, then you have no fucking clue what you're supporting.
Damn, well you could try Quebec if you know French, I study electrical engineering and got a couple of friends in the manufacturing field. They don't seem to have much problems getting interships and jobs.
What actually happened is that Canadians lost their British identiy after WW2 and the US was there to export their so called culture onto us. That is why you have some dickhead Canadians wearing baseball caps, even during the winter.
The funny part is, radical patriotism and flag waving is only part of American culture... Canadians adopted that concept from Americans and now are just as blindly patriotic as their brothers to the south. They were so cucked that they actually became less of cucks by adopting US culture.
lol haha canadians are shitposters XDDD when will those madmen stop :DDD
No they aren't, Australians are. Canadians "shitpost" in the most predictable ways, most of the times cringy af
Protectionism doesn't benefit the economy as a whole, it only benefits those involved in the protected industries (like you and manufacturing). The cost of it is seen in higher prices for all domestic consumers buying from those industries. TANSTAAFL.
NAFTA was a good idea in principle, but as with all such agreements, "free" trade is anything but when it's so heavily burdened with regulation. Add to that inefficiencies regarding the movement of labor (immigration laws, desirability of emigration, cultural differences, etc.), and you get mediocre results. That's not the fault of free trade, it's the fault of government action.
It's because we imported stupid Europeans my family is from Europe and act American they don't know how to act British because stupid Europeans don't know how to assimilate. Canada should be 100% Anglo
Thanks but I don't speak French. My hope is to network land a job here in BC for a year and maybe transfer to the US
Well meme'd. But you pushed it too far this time, flower.
It is beneficial for transnational corporations, banks, and other multinational conglomerates, or as says, Kikes with a capital K.
Protectionism does benefit smaller nations, and middle powers like Canada. "free trade", or rather Market Fundamentalism is only good for the economic heavyweights. Canada got bulled by the USA to accept unfavorable terms in NAFTA, some of which even Mexico did not accept.
I dont really understand what you mean by protentionism. All, I'm asking for some degree of self - sufficiency.
I will give you an example (true story), my friends mom owns a farm and food manufacturing plant 5 minutes from the US border. Why would they not move 5 minutes away to the US where the land is 4x cheaper, more fertile, with lower taxes?
That is one Canadian business that is going to be moving to the US permanently. Should we be dependant on the US to manufacture all our food products? Similarly, should we transport our crude Albertan oil to Texas to be processed? Why don't we have a refinery to do that in Alberta?
This country is dangerously leaving a lot of tasks to the US/Mexico that we should be doing ourselves. It will lead to a brain drain.
It will lead to a brain drain
Not only that but it leaves us with a massive population of highly educated youth with nowhere to go.
does benefit smaller nations
No it doesn't, at least, not any more than superficially. The principle behind protectionism is the same whether the nation is tiny or huge. It is an artificial inflation of the price of goods in order to benefit a given industry at the expense of the consumers. You cannot get something for nothing.
Should we be dependant on the US to manufacture all our food products?
That is entirely up to the consumer to decide. If you are willing to pay a premium for domestically (or even locally) grown produce, then more power to you. If you prefer the cheaper option that carries a risk of potentially unstable supply in the event of political trouble, so be it. "We" should not be making decisions about how other people are to spend their money.
should we transport our crude Albertan oil to Texas to be processed? Why don't we have a refinery to do that in Alberta?
We have refineries. It's just that there is a surplus of production from the extraction sites, so the excess is sold abroad. If there were fewer regulations and bureacratic hoops to jump through, maybe we'd have more refineries, and doing business in Canada would become even more attractive to everyone.
Is it true that we sell our water to the US just so they could bottle it back and sell it to us?
Jealousy, they can never be as good as us Aussies at shitposting
tfw we are the most powerful race in the world
feels good man
Generally no. If making a bottling plant is cheaper in the US than in Canada, enough to justify the high price of transport, then it would be logical. That would be an issue of regulatory burden, since our labor costs are largely similar. But I'm not aware of any major trans-border pipelines carrying potable water, because it seems to me that building a pipeline to transport mere water is awfully expensive, compared to setting up a bottling plant near the source.
But I like the cucking
le markets are infallible
i swear you libertarians haven't learned anything over the past 30 odd years
le politicians are infallible
Don't make me laugh. You think the last 30 years of economic activity were anything along the lines of libertarian economic policy? You been smoking some of Justin's private stock, or what?
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