What makes them shitpost so hard?

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

What makes them shitpost so hard?

What is the thinking behind it?

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Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

taking our minds off our extreme cucking and chinese colonization

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

I did it all for the nookie

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

*Raises hand* I don't shit post.

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

*raises paw* I do

Levi King
Levi King

everyone that disagrees with my extremist views is shitposting

end your life OP.

John Parker
John Parker

*pounces on you* OwO what's this?

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

fuck that shit

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

The trick is to not think

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Canada is full of inbred Muslim goblins.

youtube.com/watch?v=1S2bSgR0iKY

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

It's a horrible, miserable country and everybody hates everybody. Even the few remaining white communities are all fucking hateful of each other.

t. Canadian who escaped to America and practically weeps with joy seeing the sense of community here.

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

They have to get their mind off the fact that a massive fag represents them

Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

youtube.com/watch?v=tPiHvLvAvwA

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

The lack of purpose in life. The inferiority complex of living so close to the world's greatest empire.

John Howard
John Howard

exhibit A

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Exhibit A.

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

They want to be mean, but it's not in the Leaf mindset to be mean, so they have to be passive aggressive, which online shows up as shitposting.

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

Trying to build pol rage enough til someone helps trudeau "win" against his enemies.

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

The only thing you need to know

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

Half of the time it's Arabs, Indians, Chinks pretending to be white or just shit-posting because of the inherent, deep down butt-hurt they feel from knowing people can express non-cuck views against them as people, on this board.

Used to see so many pajeets and shit that were the personification of /b/ in high school and college.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

Exibin A

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

What makes Americans crave the pussy of their sisters ?

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

It's because Chinada is the shittiest and most cucked country in existence. We shitpost not because we are witty, jaded, or devious. We do it because we are hopelessly cucked beyond salvation and derailing progress during serious conversations in other threads makes us feel better because we will never be as good as Australia. Not even in the shitposting department. We need to be nuked to end our misery. We're like Australia minus all the badassery. We are Leafs, forgive and forget. Expect Us.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

them

90% of it is literally one person. He reveals his style when he gets into an argument, which is most of the time.

Pretty sure he's part of the CTR shill-train too.

People think CTR people must be Americans but they are literally just lowest dollar marketing shitcans and if you want to find someone to do a shit job that can be done remotely, hiring people from the hinterlands of foreign countries is good bang for the buck.

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

t. Canadian who escaped to America
How? Did you marry, are you filthy rich, did a company sponsor you, or did you have to wait in line with all the other plebs?

Been considering getting a green card at some point, it's good to have somewhere to go if the cuckoldry gets too bad.

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

Our sarcasm is misunderstood here. Be it a cultural difference or just people assuming we're all extreme left nutters since Trudeau got elected(39% of the votes), I don't know.

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

Struggle to be relevant by imitating US trash talk

Because they only think they have going for them is their geographical proximity to America

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

What makes them shitpost so GOOD?

What is the thinking behind it?

Levi King
Levi King

Fucking leafs

I said this with my mouth too and not only my fingers

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

The real question is why are Canadians so highly represented on Cred Forums? Seriously, we have almost no population but I feel as if we contribute 5-10% of all comments.

Brandon Reyes
Brandon Reyes

The extra time they spend as infants in their mothers' pouches helps form their brains into shitposting machines.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Exhibit A

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

Exhibit A

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Because of this .. youtube.com/watch?v=D0GZ4Y9w6o0

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

THIS. Atleast you know they're funny.
Fucking leafs are just sad.

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

Company sponsor.

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

=OWo= omg
*hisses at you and runs behind chair*

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

Banter is the Anglo equivalent of "breaking someone's balls" right? Because if that's all they do all the time then it makes sense.

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=L1k8oHxM_6Y

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

You know there were stories a few years ago about orgy parties in iran.

When everything goes to shit. People act out in crazy ways. Canada is going to shi, FAST. My only hope is to get an engineering job then get transfered to the US... because this country is crashing with no survivors.

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

Why does this trigger US of A?

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Sven sure knows how to work that pretty mouth and those slender feminine fingers when he's getting fucked by leafs

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Simple: Canada has no culture of its own, they exist merely as a footnote of the Americas. Even Mexico had Tenochtitlan.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

Didn't it get leaked that CTR uses canadian proxies to circumwent some odd US law?

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

Have you seen our fucking country?

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

The Canadian shit posting meme began because of American's jealousy. USA has become mongrelized with under 50% white births.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

this thread

WOOOOO BOY

CRY THEM LITTLE BOY TEARS FOR ME

YEAAAAAA HONEY THAT'S IT

MORE AMERICAN TEARS FOR DADDY

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

Nice shitpost tbqhwy, syrup nigger.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

CHINESE COLONIZATION

ayy as if we aren't already an american colony.

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

why don't you fuck yourself to sleep?

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

Exhibit Eh

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

Beaners hate our yellow Canadian skin.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Why do Americans (and 99% of the time it is Americans) make "grr I sure hate Canada" threads every hour and push actual good threads off the boards?

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

mfw just realized politics are becoming corporatized and turned into advertisements and viral marketing

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

Our entire national identity is based on being politically correct. I think that has something to do with it.

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

paw
GTFO, degenerate.

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

Socialism and capitalism and multiculturalism destroy any sense of belonging, any patriotism, any communal trust or love of one's own roots and culture beyond the most facile engagement. Worse, school tells them that this is not only normal, but ideal. Their dependence on the state is viewed as a strength and morally superior virtue, while any idea of self and it's proper relation to community is through distorted by Marxist interpretations of history. They fill the void with buying cheap material crap, often fandom junk from China and ideological outbursts or shitposting which legitimizes their place in time, assuring to them that they not only exist, but are supposed to exist and are morally superior and somehow, through the magic of awful Canadian public schooling - better educated. They do not come here to learn, because they already know everything that is acceptable to know.

They honestly believe they are truly enlightened when all they do is parrot slogans and narrative from the CNBC and other media that panders to leftists.

For all of their social conscience they are amazingly weak and self-centered consumers. Consumers of baubles and media and ideology. They are a genetic dead end that will die out eventually thanks to their affinity for abortion, hatred of responsibility that extends beyond their own immediate sphere, and ultimate and sad and impossible desire to extend their carefree adolescence into the golden years.

I am a Leaf - and I fucking hate them.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Man just shut up. You can say cuck all you want but it doesn't change the fact that Canada is one of the greatest first world countries out there. Yes we have Muslims, Chinese and whites but they all get along with each other. We don't have that animosity that you Americans have. Shit just works up here, and if you don't believe me please come and see for yourself.

Canada is the best country on earth.

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

TEE EL DEE EL
BUH BYE

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

I think it's because Canada feels like it has to apologize for our autism as an attempt to differentiate themselves from us.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Say that again, I fucking DARE you, punk.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

Will this go down as the greatest get in the history of Cred Forums? Kek hath truly blessed the shitposting acumen of the based leaf. We are shitposting at levels that were never thought possible. Praise kek.

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

Ai gf confirmed btfoing shart in marts
praise kek

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

conflict is required to bring about true progress but everyone is too forcefully/unnaturally polite to step on anyone's toeshere

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

It's because too many people are afraid in Cucknuckistan. Loud, deranged leftists and useful idiot cucks, silence the rest of us.

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

There is more poison in our vaccines.

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

exceededing the limit of free speech
Reported to RCMP.

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

CURRENT FUCKING YEAR

please nuke us

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

You have to have a gf to be a cuck, buddy.

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

That argument triggers me so hard,

Kevin King
Kevin King

I'm gonna let you all in on a secret
We don't think we shitpost
Remember that episode of king of the hill when it showed boom hours perspective and everyone else was talking retardedly?
That's how Canadians see things to us all of you are shitposters

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

Socialism and capitalism and multiculturalism destroy
socialism and capitalism
So what economic system doesn't destroy all that shit you're whining about? Post-scarcity utopianism?

Should've paid more attention in that school you hated, because you don't seem to understand economics at all.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

Can we just confine all of the Canadians to one DESIGNATED shitposting board?

Maybe lock the kiwis in with us too so we have some fellow anglos to bully.

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

maybe try not being a poor faggot and try to live in the parts of toronto that are majority white and nice

most of the time you faggots complain you'r'e talking about missisauga, oakville, scarborough or etobicoke which are complete and utter shit holes designed for poor trades retards with no ambition

its actually REALLY simple, do not be a poor minimum wage faggot retard and get a decent job downtown and you too can live in a prosperous white paradise. literally imply all you want, i am 100% right and living the dream. the multicultural toronto you see in poltard clickbait youtube videos take place either outside the downtown core or at yonge in dundas which you should avoid 100% anyways because its just a tourist soak

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

Because we live in a communist country where freedom od ezpression and independent thought dont exist.

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

Literally nothing. We're civilized and the rest of the world is just savage.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

Canada is a highly urbanized country, so most Canadian posters are likely from the GTA or Hongcouver with all the liberal tendencies that brings. All industrial countries have urban/rural divides, but in Canada the urban is supreme. The irony is we have all this land and everyone lives in the warm cities near the border.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Redraw that chinese cartoon girl without clothes and you're on your way to jail.

THAT'S THE CANADIAN WAYYYYYY

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

all a bunch of blue pilled turbo liberal hipsters

Eli Long
Eli Long

It's Quebec trying to give us a bad name by shitposting hard as lefties. They even went as far as voting Trudeau in for maximum irl shitpost.

Robert White
Robert White

IDK why, makes me look bad though

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

Most Canadians are depressed assholes to be honest. We have nothing to be happy about, no country pride, no real culture or identity. They shit on others to tear them down to their level instead of building themselves up.

Shits sad really. The only real happiness these fags get is getting a reaction on people half the world away on a Mongolian anime/gay porn forum.

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

All porn should be illegal anyway if I were prime minister I can assure you every porn producer (who conveniently are communist québécois) would be HANGED in Yonge and Dundas square.

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

Reasonable limits. That is all the Charter gives you. POGG.

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

woah there buddy, not every province is like BC

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Came to post this.

But with a better flag.

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

Trudeau inspires me to shitpost.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

get rid of the queen
Literally NO Canadian ever said this. It's all faggot republicans in Alberta (not true Canadian) and communists in Queerbeck (not true Canadians either)

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

nobody on a shit board full of retards and cucks likes you
Oh well I guess I will have go back to the real world where Canada is the most loved country in the entire world. :(((

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

NPD failed us, and we wanted to stick it real bad to alberta

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Greatest get ever will be the all 9s get and it will contain this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

William Garcia
William Garcia

Ayyy Xzibit

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

lolol you took away the only two provinces with balls

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

Because of Trudeau. Answer me this Canada. When did you realise your mistake when electing him?

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

But mostly, Cred Forums hates us because every day, our country does the exact opposite of what you autistic retards think is right, and we live long healthy superior lives and our country is a safe beautiful place to live. It flies in the face of the warped world view most of you sad fat little pricks have, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

Yeah, Alberta's got Americas balls cupped in their hands and Quebec's got some homos balls slapping his ass

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

When your supreme leader refused to high-five him

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

Loneliness

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

We wish we were an American colony. The Americans are taking full advantage of us on NAFTA, we would actually be better off annexed.

Why marry the hooker if you can pay her 10$ for sex. That is our relationship with the US. If they are gonna fuck us they might as well annex us.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

NO WE DONT!!!!!

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

A diet that consist mainly of poutine and maple syrup can turn the best of us into raging shitposters

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

TRAITORS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE SHOT FUCK OFF

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

same feeling.

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

I've noticed socialist countries are usually the shit posters

Canada, Sweden, Australia are some examples

I think it's cause we live dull, content lives doing nothing that we come here to see if there's any news or happenings to satisfy the entertainment we lack

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

I don't get it, Trump said in the debate that NAFTA was bad for the US, now a canadian and a mexican are saying it's bad for them. Who the fuck is it good for?

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

Kikes.

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

I lived in Canada for the first 23 years of my life. Canadian media runs pro-Canada/anti-America propaganda pretty much 24/7. Most Canadians are too dumb to realize they're being brainwashed so they just end up mindlessly regurgitating all the propaganda gobbledygook into online forums.

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

kek, and where are you from? gargling chinese balls in BC? I guess not Ontario, people there are all asleep after 8pm. The rest isn't really worth mentionning.

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

he'd rather have Trudeau lead the country into the ground
BECAUSE

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

Australia is hardly socialist mate.

Not yet anyway.

Ian King
Ian King

My degree is in mechanical engineering. The two main industries I can work in are manufacturing or oil. (Unemployed atm)

Where do you think all of Canada ' s manufacturing jobs went? To the US/Mexico.

Manufacturing was a huge male dominated sector that uplifted people to the middle class, and that disappeared. Even with the Canadian Dollar at an all time low, we are unable to recover it.

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

NAFTA is bad for all. US has to annex mexico and canada, and create the fucking amero witht he North American empire.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

From Forest Hill (l :^)

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

Fuck off, just completely fuck off. Globalists like you don't know how things will inevitably turn out for everyone when we are all just living in cultureless imperial "zones", as bottom feeders contributing to the wealth of a few oligarchs. This is inevitable, but shitheads like you are likely to speed up its crystallization. If you are a globalist and not a part of ((them)) already, then you have no fucking clue what you're supporting.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Damn, well you could try Quebec if you know French, I study electrical engineering and got a couple of friends in the manufacturing field. They don't seem to have much problems getting interships and jobs.

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

What actually happened is that Canadians lost their British identiy after WW2 and the US was there to export their so called culture onto us. That is why you have some dickhead Canadians wearing baseball caps, even during the winter.

The funny part is, radical patriotism and flag waving is only part of American culture... Canadians adopted that concept from Americans and now are just as blindly patriotic as their brothers to the south. They were so cucked that they actually became less of cucks by adopting US culture.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

lol haha canadians are shitposters XDDD when will those madmen stop :DDD

No they aren't, Australians are. Canadians "shitpost" in the most predictable ways, most of the times cringy af

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

Protectionism doesn't benefit the economy as a whole, it only benefits those involved in the protected industries (like you and manufacturing). The cost of it is seen in higher prices for all domestic consumers buying from those industries. TANSTAAFL.

NAFTA was a good idea in principle, but as with all such agreements, "free" trade is anything but when it's so heavily burdened with regulation. Add to that inefficiencies regarding the movement of labor (immigration laws, desirability of emigration, cultural differences, etc.), and you get mediocre results. That's not the fault of free trade, it's the fault of government action.

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

It's because we imported stupid Europeans my family is from Europe and act American they don't know how to act British because stupid Europeans don't know how to assimilate. Canada should be 100% Anglo

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

Thanks but I don't speak French. My hope is to network land a job here in BC for a year and maybe transfer to the US

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

Well meme'd. But you pushed it too far this time, flower.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

It is beneficial for transnational corporations, banks, and other multinational conglomerates, or as says, Kikes with a capital K.

Protectionism does benefit smaller nations, and middle powers like Canada. "free trade", or rather Market Fundamentalism is only good for the economic heavyweights. Canada got bulled by the USA to accept unfavorable terms in NAFTA, some of which even Mexico did not accept.

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

I dont really understand what you mean by protentionism. All, I'm asking for some degree of self - sufficiency.

I will give you an example (true story), my friends mom owns a farm and food manufacturing plant 5 minutes from the US border. Why would they not move 5 minutes away to the US where the land is 4x cheaper, more fertile, with lower taxes?

That is one Canadian business that is going to be moving to the US permanently. Should we be dependant on the US to manufacture all our food products? Similarly, should we transport our crude Albertan oil to Texas to be processed? Why don't we have a refinery to do that in Alberta?

This country is dangerously leaving a lot of tasks to the US/Mexico that we should be doing ourselves. It will lead to a brain drain.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

It will lead to a brain drain

Not only that but it leaves us with a massive population of highly educated youth with nowhere to go.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

does benefit smaller nations
No it doesn't, at least, not any more than superficially. The principle behind protectionism is the same whether the nation is tiny or huge. It is an artificial inflation of the price of goods in order to benefit a given industry at the expense of the consumers. You cannot get something for nothing.

Should we be dependant on the US to manufacture all our food products?
That is entirely up to the consumer to decide. If you are willing to pay a premium for domestically (or even locally) grown produce, then more power to you. If you prefer the cheaper option that carries a risk of potentially unstable supply in the event of political trouble, so be it. "We" should not be making decisions about how other people are to spend their money.

should we transport our crude Albertan oil to Texas to be processed? Why don't we have a refinery to do that in Alberta?
We have refineries. It's just that there is a surplus of production from the extraction sites, so the excess is sold abroad. If there were fewer regulations and bureacratic hoops to jump through, maybe we'd have more refineries, and doing business in Canada would become even more attractive to everyone.

Zachary Kelly
Zachary Kelly

Makes sense.

Is it true that we sell our water to the US just so they could bottle it back and sell it to us?

David White
David White

Jealousy, they can never be as good as us Aussies at shitposting
tfw we are the most powerful race in the world
feels good man

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Generally no. If making a bottling plant is cheaper in the US than in Canada, enough to justify the high price of transport, then it would be logical. That would be an issue of regulatory burden, since our labor costs are largely similar. But I'm not aware of any major trans-border pipelines carrying potable water, because it seems to me that building a pipeline to transport mere water is awfully expensive, compared to setting up a bottling plant near the source.

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

But I like the cucking

William Brown
William Brown

le markets are infallible

i swear you libertarians haven't learned anything over the past 30 odd years

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

le politicians are infallible
Don't make me laugh. You think the last 30 years of economic activity were anything along the lines of libertarian economic policy? You been smoking some of Justin's private stock, or what?

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