LA is FUCKED

king5.com/news/local/7-earthquake-to-shake-la-or-not/328689465

>HOUSTON-LOS ANGELES (KHOU) -- As I type this up from my perch in Houston -- an area more at risk for a meteor impact than a major earthquake -- learning of one of the first ever, "earthquake advisories" issued for Los Angeles sounds like something out of the movies. Geologists with the California Earthquake Prediction Evaluation Council (CEPEC) say a 7.0 could hit at any moment either today or tomorrow.

>The reason for the hype? A large grouping of micro-quakes have occurred with high frequency -- one after another -- in the Salton Sea, a lake located directly on the San Andreas fault southeast of Los Angeles. Earth scientists say this, "swarm" of quakes could act like the wick to a firework, triggering the infamous fault to unleash a historic and devastating 7.0+ quake right through our nation's 2nd largest city. The San Andreas fault typically shakes once every 200 years, but according to geological history it hasn't since the 17th century. If 1680 was the last big one, LA is about 136 years overdue!

It's nothing. They said the risk has been decreasing since Sunday and after today it's gone back to normal.

I'm actually 40 miles from the Salt And Sea

happen please

congrats on your new beachfront property

fuck nigga dos dis mean i wnt b getting all muh gibs an obama fone n sheeit?

well daymn negro

Please let Los Angeles sink into the sea

>southern california gets quaked by god right on election day
>only the north gets to vote
>CA becomes a red state

yes!

kewl, maybe I'll feel it here in AZ

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kek has spoken

Underrated
Laughed like a retard because I just got out of a property valuation exam

PRAISE HIM

>quads

PRAISE BE UPON KEK! (pbuk)

HIS WILL BE DONE!

How can your feet possibly fit in your wife's shoes?

yf when the fault line just released some pressure and, yet again, nothing will happen.

I set up my heavy ass shelf to purposely fall on me during an earthquake. Let is happen already.

>Cali value gets readjusted
>2222

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The advisory ended today, 3 days late OP

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If doobles it happens tomorrow morning

You look like a fat ass

Trump and no more SoCal?!

Southern Cali is more redpilled outside of LA
>The Democrats win the election

ikr

please let this a happening KEK frog god!

grant us reprieve from the commies!

Geology 101

Small quakes are good, we want lots of small quakes as opposed to one large quake.

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>7.0
Fuck that, I want a 9.0.

INFREQUENT

>not wearing 574s

Tenerife is having similar micro quakes at the moment. Humans have become a cancer to the planet and nature always finds a way. Bubonic plague 2.0 is on the way

>implying anything of importantance would be lost if LA and Cali were destroyed

My ex gf lives in LA hopefully she dies

>7.0
>happening

Fuck that! 21.6!

Lol mine moved to Cali so same here bro

Sorry, no shakes at the moment, the earth's crust is cleaning the ice-cream machine.

God, I fucking hope so.

>THAT FILENAME 10/10

Is the media trying to meme an earthquake to happen? Why would they do this?

1. It was already reported over the weekend, nothing so far
2. a 7.0 wouldn't do that much damage either, maybe knock down some old buildings at the very least but not even close to anything catastrophic

Ancestors protect us!

LQ?

WEW LADS nice quads you have there
Btw, praise kek

>Earth scientists
Geologists?
>Kang5.com
Makes sense

If someone is in Los Angeles and the quake happens, can you try masturbating using the earthquake, like a Jap did?

To the west, Arizona beachfront imminent
>To the south, hurricane projected to become a trillion dollar catastrophe all along the east coast
>to the east, Canary Islands volcano about to blow and launch a megatsunami
>nuke will probably vaporize me instantly in nyc


Well it's been real, folks.

they didn't listen

>muh BUSTA fault line

We're literally built for it. This isn't "The Big One" if it only involves the SA fault. If it triggers the other one and we get a double fault event, well a good part of coastal california is going underwater is a tsunami and a smaller part of that won't come back above water level.

Yes san francisco will get the hardest hit.
Yes LA will be hit hard as well.

No, the whitest areas will not be hit at all.

There is no acceptable outlook in which this is a bad thing.

KEK be praised!

Get some real NB's poorfag. 996's for life.

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okay, if this actually happens I will finally believe in meme magic

Highest praise

>To the west, Arizona beachfront imminent

Kek be praised.

So..Trump no longer needs to build a wall?

So it is written.
So will it be done.

Wow its fucking nothing.

>Oh shit 200 or so more earthquakes happened than they normally should have, the big one is going to happen!

Fucking retards you cant predict earthquakes.

>t. tectonic plate

We can ham damn hard well better try

GOGO CALIFORNIA!

Can we get some Japs to cover the quake with the jackpots and cute nips?

Bless-ed be...

Kek is with us!

He is assisting us in our time of need! Guiding us! Showing us his TRUE POWER LEVEL!

>If digits confirm

>Double dubs

PRAISE KEK!

Praise Kek.

WORSHIP HIM

How does your knee fit in the picture,

ARE YOU A LITTLE PERSON?


Stay safe little man

Praise kek

witnessed

If dooble I will get to cum all over this semon demons face and chest

>be american
>get 'quaked

I BELIEVE

This is great news and all but you all realize California is our biggest economy right. We would be hit pretty fucking hard. It would make the 30s look like nothing.

ita a worthy price to pay

Please don't happen.
I'm flying in on Thursday to go to Desert Trip.

phoenix here not ready to die

Shit is so boring, wish a big quake hit us, it would really shake things up.

are you 4'5

MAKE IT SO

PLEASE BE TRUE
PRAISE KEK

No it isn't. We keep our empire by staying strong. Learn 2 geopolitics

Crumble, you piece of shit city!

CA get wiped out by earthquake NJ/NY get wiped out by Hurricane

HOLY SHIT its happening...

Praise KEK

Worth it.

Praise Kek! (PBUH)