>HOUSTON-LOS ANGELES (KHOU) -- As I type this up from my perch in Houston -- an area more at risk for a meteor impact than a major earthquake -- learning of one of the first ever, "earthquake advisories" issued for Los Angeles sounds like something out of the movies. Geologists with the California Earthquake Prediction Evaluation Council (CEPEC) say a 7.0 could hit at any moment either today or tomorrow.
>The reason for the hype? A large grouping of micro-quakes have occurred with high frequency -- one after another -- in the Salton Sea, a lake located directly on the San Andreas fault southeast of Los Angeles. Earth scientists say this, "swarm" of quakes could act like the wick to a firework, triggering the infamous fault to unleash a historic and devastating 7.0+ quake right through our nation's 2nd largest city. The San Andreas fault typically shakes once every 200 years, but according to geological history it hasn't since the 17th century. If 1680 was the last big one, LA is about 136 years overdue!
Mason Morgan
It's nothing. They said the risk has been decreasing since Sunday and after today it's gone back to normal.
I'm actually 40 miles from the Salt And Sea
Cooper Murphy
happen please
Jace Gray
congrats on your new beachfront property
Henry Perez
fuck nigga dos dis mean i wnt b getting all muh gibs an obama fone n sheeit?
well daymn negro
Jaxson Myers
Please let Los Angeles sink into the sea
Christian Gonzalez
>southern california gets quaked by god right on election day >only the north gets to vote >CA becomes a red state
yes!
Ayden Baker
kewl, maybe I'll feel it here in AZ
Luis Rogers
Praise kek
Easton Scott
kek has spoken
Eli Brown
Underrated Laughed like a retard because I just got out of a property valuation exam
Jason Edwards
PRAISE HIM
Michael Roberts
>quads
PRAISE BE UPON KEK! (pbuk)
HIS WILL BE DONE!
Juan Barnes
How can your feet possibly fit in your wife's shoes?
Michael Watson
yf when the fault line just released some pressure and, yet again, nothing will happen.
Parker Martin
I set up my heavy ass shelf to purposely fall on me during an earthquake. Let is happen already.
Justin Thompson
>Cali value gets readjusted >2222
Mason Davis
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Jonathan Watson
The advisory ended today, 3 days late OP
Henry Hill
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Hudson Wood
If doobles it happens tomorrow morning
Parker Scott
You look like a fat ass
Liam Myers
Trump and no more SoCal?!
Blake Roberts
Southern Cali is more redpilled outside of LA >The Democrats win the election
Oliver Hernandez
ikr
please let this a happening KEK frog god!
grant us reprieve from the commies!
Evan Cox
Geology 101
Small quakes are good, we want lots of small quakes as opposed to one large quake.
Blake James
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Thomas Perry
>7.0 Fuck that, I want a 9.0.
Josiah Stewart
INFREQUENT
Evan Long
>not wearing 574s
Mason Morris
Tenerife is having similar micro quakes at the moment. Humans have become a cancer to the planet and nature always finds a way. Bubonic plague 2.0 is on the way
Ethan Reed
>implying anything of importantance would be lost if LA and Cali were destroyed
Andrew Reed
My ex gf lives in LA hopefully she dies
Josiah Ross
>7.0 >happening
Aiden Ward
Fuck that! 21.6!
Bentley Jones
Lol mine moved to Cali so same here bro
Logan Ramirez
Sorry, no shakes at the moment, the earth's crust is cleaning the ice-cream machine.
Christopher Green
God, I fucking hope so.
Mason Phillips
>THAT FILENAME 10/10
Cooper James
Is the media trying to meme an earthquake to happen? Why would they do this?
Lincoln Powell
1. It was already reported over the weekend, nothing so far 2. a 7.0 wouldn't do that much damage either, maybe knock down some old buildings at the very least but not even close to anything catastrophic
Xavier Brooks
Ancestors protect us!
Ryan Gutierrez
LQ?
Owen Foster
WEW LADS nice quads you have there Btw, praise kek
Eli Perez
>Earth scientists Geologists? >Kang5.com Makes sense
Charles Collins
If someone is in Los Angeles and the quake happens, can you try masturbating using the earthquake, like a Jap did?
Ian Price
To the west, Arizona beachfront imminent >To the south, hurricane projected to become a trillion dollar catastrophe all along the east coast >to the east, Canary Islands volcano about to blow and launch a megatsunami >nuke will probably vaporize me instantly in nyc
Well it's been real, folks.
Brayden Jenkins
they didn't listen
Chase Cook
>muh BUSTA fault line
We're literally built for it. This isn't "The Big One" if it only involves the SA fault. If it triggers the other one and we get a double fault event, well a good part of coastal california is going underwater is a tsunami and a smaller part of that won't come back above water level.
Yes san francisco will get the hardest hit. Yes LA will be hit hard as well.
No, the whitest areas will not be hit at all.
There is no acceptable outlook in which this is a bad thing.
Brayden King
KEK be praised!
Jeremiah Parker
Get some real NB's poorfag. 996's for life.
Aaron Hughes
NOTICED O T I C E D
Jason Martinez
okay, if this actually happens I will finally believe in meme magic
Anthony Taylor
Highest praise
Jonathan Walker
>To the west, Arizona beachfront imminent
Kek be praised.
Nicholas Rodriguez
So..Trump no longer needs to build a wall?
Benjamin Morgan
So it is written. So will it be done.
Noah Martinez
Wow its fucking nothing.
>Oh shit 200 or so more earthquakes happened than they normally should have, the big one is going to happen!
Fucking retards you cant predict earthquakes.
Isaac Myers
>t. tectonic plate
Owen Cruz
We can ham damn hard well better try
GOGO CALIFORNIA!
Can we get some Japs to cover the quake with the jackpots and cute nips?
Luke Wilson
Bless-ed be...
Adam Hughes
Kek is with us!
He is assisting us in our time of need! Guiding us! Showing us his TRUE POWER LEVEL!
>If digits confirm
Noah Jones
>Double dubs
PRAISE KEK!
Xavier Flores
Praise Kek.
Logan Phillips
WORSHIP HIM
Asher King
How does your knee fit in the picture,
ARE YOU A LITTLE PERSON?
Stay safe little man
William Cook
Praise kek
Adam Mitchell
witnessed
Tyler James
If dooble I will get to cum all over this semon demons face and chest
Benjamin Johnson
>be american >get 'quaked
Joseph Russell
I BELIEVE
Samuel Cruz
This is great news and all but you all realize California is our biggest economy right. We would be hit pretty fucking hard. It would make the 30s look like nothing.
Carson Wood
ita a worthy price to pay
Oliver Price
Please don't happen. I'm flying in on Thursday to go to Desert Trip.
Jayden Morales
phoenix here not ready to die
Aaron Young
Shit is so boring, wish a big quake hit us, it would really shake things up.
Gavin Rogers
are you 4'5
John Foster
MAKE IT SO
Cameron Martin
PLEASE BE TRUE PRAISE KEK
Jordan Mitchell
No it isn't. We keep our empire by staying strong. Learn 2 geopolitics
Jonathan Lopez
Crumble, you piece of shit city!
Robert Richardson
CA get wiped out by earthquake NJ/NY get wiped out by Hurricane