What exactly was the moral of this story?

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

What exactly was the moral of this story?

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Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

mummy is cute

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

Don't accidentally resurrect ancient mummies

David Green
David Green

you need to cummy in mummy and make her your gf

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

or, if you do, at least let them give you some succ

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

To let Setepai pee once in a while.

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

was Tom Cruise gay in this film? Why would he choose that blonde slut over mummy?

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

Bondage is good

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

mkultra sex slave programming.

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

There are few.
1. What's better? Stealing and selling ancient artifacts or leting ISIS permanently destroy them? Which one is lesser evil?
2. "Sometimes you need a monster to defeat a monster" as said at the end of movie.
3. Shitty movie sells better when you got hot mummy. And when you put her in bondage, you get twice more buzz.
4. Only Marvel got a pass at Universe building movies. Green screen superheros fighting aliens and quipping in most inappropriate moments are good, but if someone else does it, it's bad.
5. No matter how much effort you put in movie, if it got bad wrintg people gonna ignore all the hard work.
It's no worse than Marvel or DC movies, they went way too harsh on it.

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Pretty good flick. Enjoyed the creepy parts at the church where the mummy starts sucking the life out of the first responders and turning them into zombie slaves. Felt like a good adventure movie.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

I don't really get ending. Cruise killed her or what? Why they placed her corpse back to coffin instead or destroying it permanently? Burning or something.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

I would do anything for Ahmanet

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Let her cum.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

Yea. Church parts were great. Also that ending in crypt. Lot of gothic horror feeling, reminds me of these 50s Hammer productions.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

I guess I'm one of these contrarians.
Honestly loved this movie. In age of CGI filled blockbusters, it comes up with old school way. It's been a while.
Scene with mummy walking down the streets of London feels really strange, especially when you are strolling through these streets every day.

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

giv mummy gf

David Johnson
David Johnson

implying that this movie didn't have shit loads of bad CGI

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

Don't try and create an expanded universe without some sort of plan.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

G

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

baste

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

Gib brown pucci

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

Examples?
I only noticed CGI in 3 cases
London storm
animating animals (rats, birds, spiders etc)
animating fast moving vehicles (plane falling down, underground train)
Everything else is top-notch. Ahmanet and zombies are perfectly rotten, with missing parts and shits, mercury in that tomb is pretty shiny and looks just like real thing.
Which CGI you didn't like?

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

Her tomb was really creative and cool, too.

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

I think they clearly had a plan.
Marvel started with standalone Ironman, later build up the universe.
Mummy already starts with having universe on mind. When (if) they continue this, on longer run it gonna make more sense and have better connection.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Just for you fren

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Posted this in Tom Cruise thread, but gonna re-post here too, coz it's related.
I really enjoyed Tom Cruise "out of place" character here. He was an anti-hero, jerk and asshole. It made his character feel very real, unlike another charming hero Hollywood push for.
Also that constant "wtf is going on" feeling made a lot of sense. How would you react having strange visions of an unknown lady, talking to you in an unknown language? Or waking up in bodybag after horrific plane crash?
I'm sure you would be like "what the fuck?" and Cruise was just like that.

Brendan was acting like hero who seems to know everything, copy of Indiana Jones. Cruise gave more "natural", schocked performance of guy who got no idea what's going on, but somehow got into these strange events.
I guess that's why they hated it. People just want a cartoonish hero, not a normal guy.

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

mummy is ressurected
only wanted unconditional love
promises unlimited power to protagonist
protagonist kills her in favour to some nobody he just met

Who the fuck wrote this shit

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

That you can't cast Tom Cruise for a character that isn't on screen every fucking minute.

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

A cool supernatural action blockbuster without pushing bullshit political agenda
typical cast, handsome hero and 2 sexy ladies, no ugly potatoes like in SW.
providing actual new story without pandering to nostalgia trends
FUCK YOU CRITICS, GO EAT SJW DICKS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE THE MOST

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

"Let us put her in a tomb/prison far from our lands so no one will ever find her."
"Also, we should add a quick release mechanism in case someone wants to release her."

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

don't forget she was protecting him too. Saved him from plane crash and cared about him when Prodigium guys wanted to kill him. Passionate, protective, caring, powerful, supernatural - literally perfect waifu.

Jose Young
Jose Young

Don't try to turn cheesy monster movies into capeshit.

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

user, do you know what happens if you submerge something in mercury?
Take a look here. Cannonball floats in mercury.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rm5D47nG9k4
Chain mechanism was probably to hold it down. Maybe it was hooked on bottom too, and once Cruise shot the chain, bottom lock has been released.

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

did she even do anything wrong? what was her evil plan? to take over modern day egypt? they could probably do with a regime change to someone who isn't beholden to a corrupt political party

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

I think they clearly had a plan.
Making League of Extraordinary Gentleman again was a terrible plan. It's also not really fair to draw comparisons to Marvel because they have several crossover storylines already laid out for them in the comics that they could draw inspiration from. It's also doesn't feel too forced when a crossover does occur in the Marvel films because that shit happens in comics all the time (so it's accepted more easily).

Van Helsing would've been a better base to start from.

Cameron James
Cameron James

I appreciate your attempt user. But there is nothing in the film to support your claim.

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

I think they say it in movie, that it was supposed to keep something inside. Can't really remember.
Movie is flawed, agree, but looking for extra things just to criticize them, when they are actually correct is bit too much.

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

Checked. Blonde bitch says the chains are to hold it down. So this 1 small thing makes sense.

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

She wanted to sacrifice him and let a death god inhabit his corpse. There was no good end in letting her have her way.

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

SO BECAUSE HE STABBED HIMSELF INSTEAD OF HER STABBING HIM NOW HE HAS CONTROL OF THE DEATH GOD INHABITING HIS BODY?

DOES HE FLIP BETWEEN HIMSELF AND THE DEATH GOD LIKE JEKYLL/HYDE MECHANICS

ALSO RUSSEL CROWE WAS WASTED IN THIS

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

0:26
..this is Bane..
youtube.com/watch?v=TXyGpRgq_rI

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

What's ya think? Is there chance for Dark Universe rollin? If I remember right, 1999 Mummy had also very bad critical response, but making 400m was enough to spawn sequels.
2017 one is 3rd highest grossing non-Mission Impossible Tom Cruise movie, and since last decade, his movies do 70% box office overseas.

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

its been cancelled already

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

That arab women need to get bred by BWC

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

OpI think they put too much to drop it now.
Movie underperformed in USA but made solid numbers around the world.
They released few games related to it too. Also both websites are still up. Dark Universe one and that virtual 360 degree trip to Prodigium.
Tom Cruise is up to continue, despite bad reviews also Sofia said she "may" reappear too - Ahmanet gave her international fame. Javier is still interested in Frankenstein role.
Bill Condon gathered crew and is ready to go with Bride of Frankenstein.
Invisible Man is changing writer.

They put too much to drop it now.
Didn't give up after Van Helsing flop, Dracula Untold flop so why giving up now, when movie hit magic 400m.

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

virtual 360 degree trip to Prodigium.
huh? link pls

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

www.welcometoprodigium.com
It's part of VR bonus. Click small google icon in bottom left corner if you got VR set.

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

faggots, who cares abut this universe
just post moar sexy mummmy fugg

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

She dating that Oirish twink from Misfits for past 3 years

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

neat, he's a cool guy

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

If she's with him, then she must really like him
he doesn't look like really handsome guy, so it must be his personality
Sofia is indeed bae.

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

G'wan ye boy ye!

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

What exactly was the moral of this story?
Cruise says a bit in one of bonus features.
He wanted to play "a man with no soul". An empty character, he has never done this before. Always was a spy, hero or whatever, in "Mummy" wanted a change.
youtube.com/watch?v=4hXTkdRoFUY

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

Didn't know about this. Makes sense.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

this guy got it right
nough talking, post BIG images and original content

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