GODS!! I WAS A BOOOOOOOAR...
GODS!! I WAS A BOOOOOOOAR
game of dubs
Its been forever. When are they releasing the next rushed catastrophe of a season.
My king, I bring news from across the sea. It seems Daenerys Targaryen is with child. What say you?
THANK THE GOOOOODS FOR BESSIE
AND HER TITS
Believe it or not but all that madness was one user
Not true, lurk more.
We were (or some of us) part of it too!
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Look at this idiot, one ball and no brains! He can't even start a shitposting thread properly.
Gods we were strong then
Those few days of incredible high speed shitposting were great, kind of miss it. Have to do that again when the final season is nearer
Can't wait for season 8 for a brand new batch of bobbyposting
Hold tight for the inevitable prequel about Bobby's 'Bellion, then we can take it into overdrive
GODS I was STRONG then NED
DON'T BE STUPID LANCEL YOU LITTLE SHIT! D&D WOULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING OF VALUE! NOW GO FETCH THE BUDGET STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
So what’s the verdict on CleganeBowl, it’s still happening right? We only have one more season for it to happen and I’m worried
cochino de las americas?
The Hound is going to get his ass kicked by the Mountain and be saved by Arya, earning her a knighthood and being named the greatest fighter in the history of Planetos
Close, the Hound is gonna wreck the Mountain then at the last second a hand reaches up and pulls off the Hounds face and it’s revealed it was Arya all along
THE WHOOOORE CAN FLY, NED. FLYING WHORES!
Your grace, did you ever hear the tragedy of Lancel the Pious?
Lancel? Gods, what a stupid name!
the show is coming to an end
NK and Cersei are defeated, the seven kingdoms are united
Euron comes in happy that he was able to rescue his sister
Jons Snow tells him he forgives him for all his past crimes
says he has one last thing to show him
takes of his face
the entirety of Game of Thrones was just Ramsay hiring a fuck ton of faceless men to pose as all the important figures in the war just to fuck with Theon
Ramsay laughs, looks towards the camera and winks
cut to black
Leaked ending to Season 8:
Cersei is dead, the White Walkers are defeated
camera focuses on a wintery King's Landing
cut to the same shot of KL but lush and green
city is teeming with life
go to interior of Red Keep
a happy brown haired boy is climbing a wall
two older boys are practicing swords with a masked man
females are squabbling
suddenly, a man appears
"Robb Targaryen, you get down from that wall this instant."
"No buts," insists the man.
He walks over and greets the sparring boys.
"Eddard, Jorah, I see you two are making great progress."
"They're quite a handful. But I tihnk they'd have to more to learn from their Aunt Arya," says the masked knight, revealed to be Brienne.
"Perhaps, my lady, perhaps. But Arya is busy these days, kicking ass and killing bad guys all on her own."
Brienne nods, knowingly.
The man approaches the girls.
"Catelyn, Ygritte, stope your squabbling. Neither of you has to marry a lord if she doesn't want to."
They seem satisfied.
"Daddy," says young Robb Targaryen, "can you tell me the story of how mommy became the President of the United States of Westeros?"
Jon Stark/Targaryen, husband of the president, chuckles.
"Of course, son. Maybe I should even have Uncle Tyrion break out the lyre. The story is a song, after all. A song of ice and fire, about a game of thrones..."
Freeze frame as Jon winks, and Don't You Forget About Me plays
GODS I WAS SNEED BACK THEN
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