Why didn't hackson include the scene where they all bath together naked in Merry's house or the scene where Merry gets swallowed alive by a tree and then they all wake up naked in the forest together not remembering anything, or the times where Sam strokes Frodo's hand and blushes?
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Not relevant to the main plot. Peter Jackson said he cut out Tom Bombadil and Old Man Willow for that reason
implying there wasn't enough homoerotic subtext in the movies
world building is not relevant to the main plot
I'm pretty sure Merry and Pippin get swallowed by a tree in Two Towers
Fuck tom bombadil he was just another useless white piece of shit like everyone else in the shitty plot
Yes, thanks for summing up my point.
how was there homosexual subtext?
If you were straight you would have noticed because it seemed odd and out of place.
Does that false flagging ever work for you, lad?
They had nothing to do with the quest of the ring, bugman
so enlighten me please.
fucking soyboys always looking for homos when there arent any. you probably also think top gun is gay as fuck.
why didn't they cast brian blessed as tom bombadil?
no need, their love was clear
You are correct. It's an extended scene I think.
Ya blew it
it was super obvious anything more and it would be too much.
Faggots find gay subtexts in any and everything. It's how the diseased malfunctioning freaks cope.
Dirty old wizard goes on adventures with halflings into the woods, played by notorious homosexual, Gandaulf the Gay. Main enemy is a Vagina, um sorry giant eye shaped vagina.
Hey ho! Dill doll! Merry doll!
homophobic audience was not ready for that level of progressive cinema
FUCK WYPIPO AND FUCK DRUMPF
It rarely is. And it wasn't "worldbuilding" in the original books either, you retard.