ELAINE
Jeeze, can you believe how quickly
they got this place cleaned up? This
entire block was covered in dust!
JERRY
I know, it’s immaculate! It’s like
they made a blood sacrifice to Mr.
Clean. Hey, by the way, I am so, so
sorry about that guy you were seeing.
ELAINE
Brian? Meh.
JERRY
Meh? What do you mean, meh? He was
murdered by terrorists.
ELAINE
I was gonna break up with him anyway.
JERRY
I thought you liked him.
ELAINE
He was nice, but in conversations he
was just so... animated. It was like I
was dating a radio sound effects guy.
Anyway, saved me an awkward dinner.
JERRY
Well as long as it worked out for you.
(KRAMER ENTERS AND RUSHES TO THE TABLE, SITTING NEXT TO JERRY.)
KRAMER
You remember my crazy friend Mo Atta?
ELAINE
The guy you fish-sit for when he goes
to Florida? What about him?
KRAMER
Look at this!
(KRAMER HANDS ELAINE A NEWSPAPER. SHE READS.)
ELAINE
“The leader of the hijackers has been
identified as Egyptian-national
MOHAMED ATTA.” GET - OUT!
(ELAINE SHOVES KRAMER FROM ACROSS THE TABLE.)
KRAMER
You know he was always talking about
how evil America was? Eventually I
told him, “Why don’t you do something
about it?” I thought he’d write to his
Congressman!
JERRY
Kramer, he just crashed a plane into
the World Trade Center! He slit the
pilots’ throats with a box-cutter!
KRAMER
Not “a” box-cutter - MY box-cutter. He
borrowed it last week!
ELAINE
(even more intense)
GET - OUT! You have to do something!
KRAMER
Oh, you’d better believe it! I’m
getting that box-cutter replaced.