Why won't King Aragorn release his tax returns?

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

Why won't King Aragorn release his tax returns?

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

*giggles autistically*
AND MY TAX.

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

He's sheltering his earnings in Rivendell with his elf father in law.

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

We travel light. Let's hunt some deductions.

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

The Lord of the Audits: By Frodo Baggins

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

AND THEY CALL IT A FINE
A FINE!!!

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

FILE YOU FOOLS

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.

What did he mean by this?

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

You're asking for the returns of the King?

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Do elves have taxes?

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

because his retard redneck gondorian supporters don't give a shit about anything.

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

Aragorn isn't even his real name, his ancestors changed their name after coming out of the boats from Numenor.

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

IT WAS LORD SAURON'S TURN

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

#UrukLivesMatter

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

spend 80 years living as a ranger in bumfuck nowhere
implying he had taxes to pay

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

One does not simply walk into mortgage

Ian Young
Ian Young

a small loan of one shattered sword

What did he mean by this

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

Make Osgiliath Great Again

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

SHAARES.... BUY-INS.....

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

Reminder that tax-posting is one of the most intelligent memes on Cred Forums because fundamentally it boils down to making fun of GRRM's lack of understanding of high fantasy and how obsession over "Le grey morality" destroys the poetry of the world.

In 20 years nobody will remember A song of Ice and Fire; it will just be high fantasy novel #2,358 that spawned that cool tv show for a while.

Meanwhile Lord of the Rings will always be timeless.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

And my low! (interest rate loan)

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

What's with all that Southron fake news lately?

Why did Aragrumpf just fire his 3rd Steward in a row?

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

lose because of obviously being a tyrannic sociopath
blames rohanians archers

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Is there anything more autistic than people who say Silmarillion is their favourite book or people who criticise it for being an "unreadable" novel?

I never saw it as meant to br a stand alone novel, it's more like a companion piece or additional appendix to Lord of the Rings, if you want to know more background to the world and its origins.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

we will find evidence of Aragorn - Sauron collusion any day now

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

No, they have only Elvish tax havens.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Why are you posting your opinion on the Silmarillion on a taxposting thread?

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

I feel like my love for the trilogy would be dampened by reading any of the books

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

I really have no interest in the LOTR lore outside of what is presented in the books and movies. It all bores the shit out of me even though I love the setting.

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

Meanwhile Lord of the Rings will always be timeless.
The Lord of the rings breaths the hopes and dreams of the west, while GRRM's books are disgusting homoerotic crap. Could not read that shit

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

Where was his tax base at? Until recently, he was homeless.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

king
paying taxes

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

Implying that he wasn't dodging child support payments from his illegitimate elven children that take decades to grow up.
I'm a RANGER
No you're a fucking bum

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

The belong to different genres.
LOTR is a fantasy epic / mythological narrative.
GoT is a soap opera with medieval costumes.

John Johnson
John Johnson

WE'VE 'AD NOTHIN' BUT NET LOSSES FOR THREE STINKIN' FISCAL QUARTERS

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

what the hell are you talking about, the Silmarillion has plenty of standalone stories within it, it's a lot more than a glorified appendix.
Hell, the Children of Hurin and Beren and Luthien are their own more in depth books now. The fall of Gondolin would have made a great third one , but I think Christopher said he was done after Beren and Luthien

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

I read it years ago and I'm fine desu. I'm gonna do a rewatch soon. Maybe I'll re read some of it.

Liam King
Liam King

YEAH! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SOME CAPITAL GAINS?

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

dubs speaks again.

Martin fails to see what the charm of high fantasy is, although i don't dislike the tv show, its quiet enjoyable as a drama/action show, its far from something memorable, people will quote Tolkien until the sun burns out, while we will forget about winter memes.

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Is this pasta?

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

This. Tolkien's world he invented is one in which your imagination is stretched to imagine such a world. Where as GRRM is just boring dull middle ages shit with magic and other stuff thrown and pasted in. Anyone who says that LotR world building isn't better than GoT is a moron because Tolkien was second to none at that.

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

bump

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

Name 1 person better at world building compared to tolkien.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

There literally isn't. Tolkien himself would have probably said God, since he describes his world-building as subcreation; a creation within God's.

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

based

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

aha

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

SEND THESE OUTSTANDING MORTGAGE DEBTS BACK TO COLLECTIONS!

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

reminder that [muh meme explanation]
don't you have a subreddit to patrol

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

This but unironically

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

TAX-A-TION

Sort em', file em', send em' to a Jew

Carter White
Carter White

This.
Tax-posting is also great because the world of finance and tax law is so vast and complex that the meme potential for LOTR is just endless.

Landon Price
Landon Price

wtf does taxposting have to do with GoT?

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

YOU JUST KNOW, that Aragorn will introduce the biggest tax cut in gondorian history. Theoden the the fucking statist probably had a super high tax full on war economy going

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

A single poem from Tolkiens work is more memorable than all off GRRM's works combined. In a thousand years this poem will be remembered by some while all this game of thrones bs won't even rank next to other pubescent trash like Harry Potter.

I fully expect Austin Powers movies to outlive a game of thrones

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

t. newfriend

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

Game of Theones won’t be remembered in 20 years from now for the simple reason that George R R Fat Fuck will never finish his series. Screencap this, GRRM is going to die from heart disease in the next decade.

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Just search GRRM interview about Tolkien. He says some ridiculous statement about how Tolkien didnt say what Aragorn's tax policy was.

James Martin
James Martin

Lmao

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

Tolkien really was an absolute savant

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