I'll stay

Eli King
Eli King

I'll stay

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Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

I also like to live dangerously.

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

So what do you do... number two?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

house has a 20
he gets a 5
says he'll stay

the absolute madman

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

fuckin hilarious to this day

David King
David King

I don't know if you're an inbred EUcuck but that's not even close to how the game works.

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

not him, but he's not wrong...

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

amerimutt education

Carter Young
Carter Young

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

lol omg, honey...

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY, YOU SHOW THAT TURD WHO'S BOSS!

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Hey, there you are!
Oh hi! Do I know you?
No, but that's where you are, you're there!

I always get a kick out of that part.

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

Gives me a sensible chuckle every time.

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

FALSEFLAG!

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

One book, "Swedish-made penis Enlarger Pumps And Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby)", by Austin Powers.

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

falling for the obvious bait

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Makes me physically exert air from my mouth in a positive sense just about any time I see it.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

TWIIIINS

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

A new austin powers trilogy would be really nice to be honest, if it kept away from pushing agendas.

John Morgan
John Morgan

Wait you guys actually think the house is showing a 20 and you're still allowed to hit or stand at that point?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

this works as a pickup line, fellow virgins

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

I was pretending to be stupid
or

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

AP4 when?

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Hello, Austin. This is Basil Exposition from British Intelligence

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

What if the house hits 21 and you could have hit 21 by hitting.

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

"Dr Evil! Y'know, I used to think you were crazy!"

"I know"

"... but now I can see your nuts"

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Except you always go first you fucking faggot so you have no idea what the house will get

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

movie shows Chad telling Stacey this line
cuts away to them fucking later that night
fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you got it?

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Hence living dangerously.

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

Never cause of love guru

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

I wasn't talking about it working in the movie, you fucking virgin LMAO

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

Hence the house showing 20 and then asking if you want to hit or stand not being possible. EUfaggots are really this stupid?

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

kino

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

2018
ameriburger STILL can't understand austin powers
this is the power of english comedy

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

loses $10k
totally cool with it
what a dude.
Whatever happened to the parody genre? Did it die because of all those "[blank] Movie"?

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

all these people itt who have never played poker
they misremember the scene and think the house gets 20 before austin gets 5
he suggests him to hit at 5 because it was impossible for him to win with 5

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

Internet does it cheaper and faster.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

I get the joke but if an EU cuck wants to try to and post what happened in that scene they might actually try to get the rules of the game right

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

you obviously don't get the joke if you think it's about the rules of the game

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

you're trying too hard, user

Aiden King
Aiden King

poker

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Whatever you do, don't google what happened to this guy.

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

poker
impossible for him to win with 5

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

But does it do it better? I'd much rather watch Airplane or a Mel Brooks kind of movie than some cheap 5 minute youtube video

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

wtf he was in the ufc???

that's cool

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

I wonder if he threw a show to kill his cellmate.

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

Definately not. But internet videos can get the major punchlines without millions of dollars of movie around them.

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

You missed the joke seeing as you don't know how the game works

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

impossible for him to win with 5
how do you suggest he beats the house with 5? because the dealer would never bust. the only other player at the table already had 21, and if the dealer only had two 2's, or a 2 and a 3, he still couldn't bust if he drew another card

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

he literally thinks you always lose with a 5
Stop posting. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

that guy in 40 year old virgin killed his wife I think

William Thomas
William Thomas

Rapist

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

my name is ritchie cunnignham and this is my wife oprah

I still can't believe Liberace was gay...women loved him!

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Mama Cass...
ham...sandwich..

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

What made AP1 so funny is that a lot of it was played straight. The sequels just jammed in a joke a second and even the straight characters were goofy

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

straight and gay
what the fuck are you talking about?

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

The dealer has to hit until he gets over 16.
If the dealer busted then Austin would win by default.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

Questioning my whole knowledge structure! Who is this luminary in a backwater internet channel?

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

i dont know what straight comedy means

looks like youre the gay one

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

Wayne's World 1 was funny and played alright, since it was based on a skit
Wayne's World 2 referenced jokes constantly from the first
Shrek 1 and 2, same thing
Mikey doesn't know how to write a sequel

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

The hair in that scene

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

...Ah

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

for many years I had it in my mind that AP2 was far and away the best for some reason, but on a recent rewatch the first one is the best. 2 and 3 are dogshit. Mini-me sucks

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

Carrie Fisher was a script doctor for AP1. Apparently, she circled this whole rant and wrote something along the lines of "don't let anyone make you change any of this."

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

watching 1 again after 2/3 Austin doesn't even seem like the same character.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Exactly. Austin Powers is a parody of James Bond. 2 and 3 are almost parodies of Austin Powers, especially 3.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

3 is mostly just jokes from 2 again. I also remember several gags in The Love Guru (possibly the worst movie I've ever paid money to see in theaters ) being straight from the latter AP movies too.

C'mon, Mikey...

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

that's my business

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

be me in high school
see this
decide to shave balls

Been doing it ever since.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

3 has its moments, like the subtitles gag but overall its just not that great

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
still got it

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

When will Austin Powers come back to destroy the modern-Bond film.

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

The house has 10 showing, house only ever shows one card and they have to keep playing until they hit 17 or ever at which point house automatically stays. It would be possible for someone in that situation to win that hand, but the odds are insanely low without hitting. All moot when the dealer turns out to be sitting on 20.