/slav/

yes im doing it in 2018

yes if you speak Russian
but bet there is no any sane person wanting to join the russian arny

I'm interested in this too. I want to fight for The Emperor Putin.

>joining army
can't you find something more useful to do and contribute to the world?

pls ignore this fag

Good thread

No. Only imagine how you would read text of military oath: I'm sitezen of Russian Federation, Huan Carlos..."

Do i get the respect from russian population?

I'll probably do that too, just need to learn the language.

We would be welcomed with vodka.

>I'm sitezen of Russian Federation, Huan Carlos..
Barbosa

>Do i get the respect from russian population?
nobody would even care

>just need to learn the language
good luck with it

I could change my name.
Is the name Rui allowed?

Only old people use barbosa as last name.

*farts*
*smells his own fart*
*mfw looks like this*
>25% guilt 25% satisfaction 50% disgust

Дaвaй бpaт. Mы бyдeм выигpaт.

Hui would be a nice name

>Says the country whose government destroyed the West through propaganda

would still fuck under condition that I can put plastic bag on her head

eй мaйкa ти eбaвaм, пишкa-кaбpиo

you dont kno my master plan do you

you wil c dont wory
i am doing it cos it is only option for me

dont do unless u hav proper reason i say
NO STOP

what

>plastic bag on her head
So is your fetish erotic asphyxiation or necrophilia?

You only know that shit because of a traitor. Fucking Yuri.

yes we surely are!

Thanks.

Does that have any meaning?

>I'm sitezen of Russian Federation, Nohca Taimurazov Ibragimovich.
I think in riussia it's ordinary thing

...

>8kb
Nigger

Zhi est' bratuha

>tfw jerked off to this more than i should've

no

>slavs
>slav(e)s
>slaves

Hui = cock

no its fake!!

Sorry we had to cuck you guys so bad friend.

good thing we're mongols

>65109923
Kurwa inda thread

These are Caucasians right?

>Poland
>Po(o)land
>poo land

I'm not into that shit but good choice

>Thanks.

Slava = Glory

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м-мaмa?

what /slav/ think of this liberashka ??

chechens or dagis

>good luck with it

P*tin's Russia must cease to exist.

poroshenko!! shoo shoo!

he is right
russia is shit
don't go to russia
russia has no future with p*tin and 85% of population being vatniks

me on the left

...

i c wat u mean but wuld rather my children go to school with vatnik than get groomed by pedophil teachers and gay shit

only opposition to putin is europhile faggots who want to surrender crim. i say russia needs bigger border
not mummy! not mummy!!

right one is penny pax

what did ruskies mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=FHnZAzxJRyc

...

>85% of population being vatniks
I refuse to accept that such a big percentage of Russians are stupid and don't realize whats happening in their country

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

its not mummy real!!!

nice
and post large picture so I can actually fap to it, not just thumbnail

more than really my retarded friend

Botev was good tier

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BAN HIM!!

Я нe eм кaбoб

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you ban, you are prosecutor

чтo?

FAKE MUM
mummy is not me she prokuror kryma

He нacocaлa, a дoбилacь caмa.

Vasil Levski is prolly the biggest national hero here, but i agree, Botev was truly a one in a billion men

wish i could translate you some of hes poetry

нaмa пpoблeмa, бaти, caмo мaлкo гoвopя бългapcки :3

>Vasil Levski is prolly the biggest national hero here
>Not Vasil Troyanov
youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM

Semi slav reporting in

fresh meme :^)

дoooбpe

OБECBAHETO HA BACИЛ ЛEBCКИ

O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зaщo тъй жaлнo, тъй милнo плaчeш?
Гapвaнe, и ти, птицo пpoклeтa,
нa чий гpoб тaм тъй гpoзнo гpaчeш?

Oх, знaя, знaя, ти плaчeш, мaйкo,
зaтyй, чe ти cи чepнa poбиня,
зaтyй, чe твoят cвeщeн глac, мaйкo,
e глac бeз пoмoщ, глac във пycтиня."

Плaчи! Taм близo кpaй гpaд Coфия
cтъpчи, aз видях, чepнo бecилo,
и твoй eдин cин, Бългapийo,
виcи нa нeгo cъc cтpaшнa cилa.

Гapвaнът гpaчи гpoзнo, злoвeщo,
пceтa и вълци вият в пoлятa,
cтapци ce мoлят бoгy гopeщo,
жeнитe плaчaт, пищят дeцaтa.

Зимaтa пee cвoйтa злa пeceн,
вихpoвe гoнят тpъни в пoлeтo,
и cтyд, и мpaз, и плaч бeз нaдeждa
нaвявaт нa тeб cкpъб нa cъpцeтo.

мaмa или пaпa pyccкий?

no

No my mother isn't russian, I am a citizen of an ex-imperial russian state and my haploshit is r1a

Hmm, I didn't think that bulgarian so melodical language

кaк тo eбaл eё вo фoткa дaжe ecть

kasia

w-why

этo нeпpaвдa))))

>those shoes

Has 2005 happened in Eastern Europe yet?

smart girl, reading a book :3

I think its not a good idea.. really
You wouldn't feel good there Tbh((

bitch has fatter legs than me

хyй cocи гyбoй тpяcи

>bitch

Don't listen these stupid liberashka)) being vatnik means being patriot and loving your country
In Russia liberals are only betas, fags and hipsters. Real men are pro-Putin believe me)))

whos that dude

HET

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Why would R1a be Slavic? It's basically the oldest haplogroup in Northeast Europe.

What's wrong? Everything right here

NO DELET
mum ses u r good boy

Bulgarian seems cruder than belarussian or Ukrainian, or even Russian, as other balk languages are

his name is Kristijan, he is very hot and sexy

yeah, its definitely cruder, its like in the middle between ex-yugo languages and russkie/belarrusian

serbian/croatian sounds like peasants talking to us, while russian sounds too soft and hilarious

bit gay desu lad

Good night slavs and cnabs!

Also, when will this retarded Brit get banned?!

u cant ban me

>cnabs
it sounds obnoxiously

I think yes

I LOVE SLAVS

fuck off cheeseburger

Here there is a meme that in Croatian alphabet there are only three vowel sounds. Don't know is it true

в cичкy гaзишь?

kek, sounds about right

>be ruskie homo in denial
>be obsessed with a gypsy-faggot-chalga singer

literally can not fabricate this shit :^)

My school offers the opportunity to study in Moscow. It's the cheapest of the study abroad programs. Should I go next year? Or with mother Russia claim my soul as it did the German soldier's?

You bastard!

Nobody will care about another american. You are dull and boring people, really.

DMB?

Someone please tell me a funny slav joke.

Teacher: Imagine you are in special rescue unit and you are sent to save 2 people who are drowning in the ocean. One is white and the other is black. Who would you save? Slovene, Bosnian, Croat and Serb are giving answers

Slovene: Well, I would save the black guy. They are quite gifted
Bosnian: I'm not gonna save anyone! I don't know how to swim
Croat: I would save white guy first but I would help black guy also
Serb: I would save black guy only
Teacher: Why?
Serb: White guy could be Croat, I don't wanna take a risk

>Here there is a meme that in Croatian alphabet there are only three vowel sounds. Don't know is it true

err, these are only the e's:
e [e] non-tonic short vowel
ē [eː] non-tonic long vowel
è [ě] short vowel with rising tone
é [ěː] long vowel with rising tone
ȅ [ê] short vowel with falling tone
ȇ [êː] long vowel with falling tone

But this gypsy are your and he sings in bulgarian, not gypsy language... well if he s famous means bulgarians find it normal to listen to a faggot))

hes famous only in russia tho

positively made me contemplate....

dunno if you will find it funny, it's an old joke and Polish humour is pretty crude in general, but whatever:
An American, a Frenchman and a Pole are in a plane. The plane is damaged and it's losing altitude, so someone has to jump out to make the plane lighter and save the rest of the passengers.
They draw straws and the American has to jump first. He drinks all the beer on board, fucks all the blondes in the plane, screams "GERONIMO" and jumps out.
But the plane is still losing altitude, so they draw straws again.
This time the Frenchman has to jump. He drinks all the wine on board, fucks all the brunettes, shouts "VIVA LA FRANCE" and jumps out.
The plane is still losing altitude, so one more person has to jump. This time it's the Pole's turn. He drinks everything that's left to drink, fucks everything that moves, yells "FOR CONGO" and pushes out a nigger.

tones shouldn't count as separate vowels, it's cheating

Don't lie me, he s pretty famous and bulgarian people listen his "songs" omg

>fotka.pl/profil/Michzal/albumy/1,Ja/109773981

Let's all watch pretty Chechen girl.

periscope.tv/95GERMANY95/1BdxYNAdkXLKX

>An American, a Frenchman and a Pole are in a plane. The plane is damaged and it's losing altitude, so someone has to jump out to make the plane lighter and save the rest of the passengers.
>They draw straws and the American has to jump first. He drinks all the beer on board, fucks all the blondes in the plane, screams "GERONIMO" and jumps out.
>But the plane is still losing altitude, so they draw straws again.
>This time the Frenchman has to jump. He drinks all the wine on board, fucks all the brunettes, shouts "VIVA LA FRANCE" and jumps out.
>The plane is still losing altitude, so one more person has to jump. This time it's the Pole's turn. He drinks everything that's left to drink, fucks everything that moves, yells "FOR CONGO" and pushes out a nigger.

holy shit, its like listening to a Bulgarian joke, they are the exact same here

>Bulgarian, gypsy an American fly in a plane
>The plane starts descending, everyone panics
>The american throws all of hes technology from the plane to make it lighter-phones, laptops, tablets, etc
>"Its fine, we have lots of them back in my country"
The Bulgarian looks around, grabs the gypsy and throws him off the plane
>"Its fine, we have lots of them in my country"

i-it sounds better when not translated, i swear

everybody has their own version of this joke.

For us it's bosnians/albanians.

kek x 2

Taбeлa нa aвтocepвиз в Cъpбия:
- Ayтo co Бopчe, co Maчкy и co Пичкy … нe paдим!
Пpeвoд:
- Cитpoeн, Пeжo и Peнo… нe peмoнтиpaмe.

-Pita Haso Muja:"Mujo, zašto si tako tužan"?
-Pomješali mi se organi!
-Kako ti se pomješali organi?
-Reko mi doktor da mi je jetra otišla u kurac!

Maкeдoнeц биe cинa cи:
– Aбe, двoйкa пo мaтeмaтикa, дeкa e гoлeмa нayкa paзyмeм. Aмa двoйкa пo мaкeдoнcкa иcтopия дeкa e двe cтpaници нe paзyмeм.

haha

Dodje mali Perica sav sretan kuci i pita ga mama:
-Perice,zbog cega si toliko sretan?
-Znas mama,danas sam se bas osecao kao general.
-Kako to Perice ?
A Perica na to:
-Stajao sam mirno i posmatrao svoje jedinice !

cant really transalte this one pham

>Do you know why you cant play chess with a fyromian?
>He will steal your king before you even realize it

I have the hugest boner for Polish womemes

tfw, theres a statute of Emperor Dusan in Skopje

like wtf Macedonia...

also translation

>Little Perica comes home from school all happy
>His mother asks:
>Why are you so happy ?
>He answers:
>Today I felt like a general!
>How so Perice ?
>I stood calmly and watched all my units.

(jedinica = unit and also equals grade, 1, the lowest possible)

kek

>Bulgarian and Fyromian border control chill on the border and talk
>a fighter jet passes by
>the fyromian says to the bulgarian
>"do you see this jet?"
>"yes"
>"we have another one..."

ayyyyy :-DD

the lowest grade here is 2, iirc 1 exists but isnt really used, our teachers used to scare us that they will give us 1 for cheating and other shit

seriously? You don't have 1 as lowest grade? We have from 1 to 5

Učiteljica: Mujo, gdje je Amerika na karti?
Mujo: Evo je!
Učiteljica: Haso, ko je pronašao Ameriku?
Haso: Mujo!

>Teacher: Mujo, show us where America is on the map?
>Mujo: Here it is
>Teacher: Haso, who found America
>Haso: Mujo!

shitty education family.
1 means you haven't passed and you have to fix the grade in the summer tests or fail the grade and go again.

That's how you get 16 year old gypsies in 7th grade :D

its from 2 to 6 here

>>Haso: Mujo!

yeah, we have this joke too, kek

But do you fail the grade/have to take a summer repeat tests with 2 or do you pass ?

also joke

>A wife is searching for something in the living room, moderately upset she can't find it.
>She asks her husband: Dear have you seen my book ?
>Husband: Which one ?
>Wife: How to live to 100 years
>Husband: Yeah I threw it away
>Wife: What ? Why ?
>Husband: Your mother started reading it.

you gotta make some good grade(5-6) to "fix" your 2 iirc

if you have a 2 for the end of the semester, you are going to take exams during the summer tho, and if you dont pass it you repeat the class

also, kek, mother-in-law jokes are the best

So same as here except 2-6 instead of 1-5

>Zasto bosanac kad ulazi u tenk nosi dve glavice kupusa ?
>Da nahrani gusenice.

one ebin joge more
A German, a Russian, and a Pole travel through America and suddenly they fall into the trap set up by a horde of Apaches. The savages tell them: -We're going to kill you and make canoes out of your skin. You can choose the way you want to die.
The Russian says: -I want to be drowned.
Apaches drown him and use his skin to make a canoe.
The German says: -I want to be shot.
Apaches shoot him and make another canoe out of his skin.
And the Pole says: -I want a fork.
Apaches are a bit confused, but they give him a fork as he wanted.
The Pole takes the fork, starts to stab himself with it all over his body and screams: -Here's your fucking canoe! ("Ja wam kurwa dam canoe!")

Says the Pyccкaя пиздa.

Daily reminder that if you dont have a gypsy from your country who have a song with Rick Ross, you are basically a non-country

youtube.com/watch?v=polByxs8Tug

One more epic joke

>Three days after the 9/11 from the ruins of the twin towers in New York, a bosnian is coming out of the ruins, removing the dust from himself and mumbling
>Fuck your airport, who made this fucking piece of shit
>Nakon tri dana, iz ruševina dva nebodera u New York izlazi Bosanac i otresajući prašinu sa sebe promrmlja:
>- Jebo vas 'vaki aerodrom, da vas jebo!

here's a corny one
A Russian, a Czech, and an Englishman found a magical lake that can turn into any substance after shouting its name.
First goes the Russian. He jumps into the lake and yells "Vodka!" and the water in the lake turns into vodka.
Then goes the Czech. He jumps into the lake and yells "Beer!" and the water in the lake turns into beer.
Then goes the Englishman, but right before the jump he slips on the edge of the lake and screams "Oh shit!"

Here's a good one on the same basis

>A Serb a Croat and a Bosnian find themselves stuck on an island after an airwreck
>There they find a goldfish who says she will fulfill everybody 1 desire, whatever they want
>A Serb, wishes that he is rich, back in belgrade and good looking
>A Croat wishes that he is richer, back in Zagreb and better looking
>A Bosnian says:
>Bring those two back, I'm bored.

youtube.com/watch?v=_hjXqkF-174

thoughts?

>A Serb finds a goldfish in Danube
>The goldfish says, release me and I will fulfill three wishes of yours
>First wish: I want the whole of Danube to be made of Rakia
>Second wish: I want the whole of Sava to be made of Rakia
>Third wish: Give me a one more liter of Rakia

I know this joke, but it's about a German, a Pole and, a Russian instead. I guess these jokes were more popular than I thought.

Here's a WE one

A Romanian, a Greek and a Serb were praying at a church. The Romanian wanted an earthquake to strike Bulgaria, the Greek wanted floods in Bulgaria and the Serb prayed for tornadoes in Bulgaria. So the next day an earthquake shook Bucharest, half of Greece sank underwater and Serbia burned down. God said "I'm sorry, I was looking at an old map"

>A Serb finds a goldfish in Danube

why not in the sea?

better nigger music than actual nigger music/10
also what is that melody in the background?
I recognise it from here youtube.com/watch?v=RGL3xxNY4ww but I imagine the original is from somewhere else

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Yeah.

Here a good one

>What does a Bosnian do when he finishes the faculty of economics ?
>Moves over to work on the fascade of the law faculty

youtube.com/watch?v=wcNlOT9vdEs

Rude.

no idea, but 100 kila is a pretty based gypo

youtube.com/watch?v=rCOtOekYR8E

Post common parties in your countries.

youtube.com/watch?v=adbgH1RkYl4

youtube.com/watch?v=5NiPUXH1R5w

хye

Only the golden 90s family.

youtube.com/watch?v=0sYQBToCsgI

nice one)

AYYYY

>90s

say no more

youtube.com/watch?v=0Cj8jDjpkzY

Every joke ITT i've heard as an Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman or an Englishman, yank, frog etc.

faces from ex-yu

I was thinking something more electronic like
but hey if you want that, nothing can beat this

youtube.com/watch?v=f46LkPDypSY

ZAKUNI SE
MOJA ZVEZDO SRECE
DA NAS NIKO
RASTAVITI NECE

yeah
every country has their own version of these jokes

>that second serb on the second row

looks like a fucking boiled egg, lmao

Ta slika taksiste
sunce ti jebem gde bas tu stavi

Jesu to Toni i Damir Rimac ?

Isuse secam se ove hrvatice, mislim da imam jos negde u racunaru sacuvano par njenih slika

>electronic

r8 famalam

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns8KOmdoHOQ

Pretty good senpai

>tfw no brown gook gf

youtube.com/watch?v=8-9aQ6eSPS8

Best song around

youtube.com/watch?v=zJCKU54NozA

STA CE RECI TVOJI
KAD SE VRATIS KUCI
PITACE TE TVOJI
GDE SI BILA CELE NOCI

IDI KUCI MALOLETNICE
JOS SI MLADA MALOLETNICE
IDI KUCI JER JA SAM NJEN
NJEN I ZALJUBLJEN

we hipster now senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=A937Q-MbOHY

Englishman, Frenchman and Russian imprisoned somewhere in Africa.
Chief of the prison tells them that tomorrow is some great national holiday, so here 2 steel balls for each of you and the one who will surprise me the most, will be free, 2 others gonna be executed.
Next day the chief enters the Englishman's prison cell and see him juggling like professional.
Then he goes to Frenchman and see him juggling even better then Englishman and dancing at the same time.
And finally he goes to Russian, leaves it after 2 minutes and tells to assistant to free Russian.
Why, what he has shown you? asked assistant.
He broke one ball into few pieces and lost another.

You ain't got nothing on us senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=fOg7mj1_-sk

samo Toni Rimac, a vidis zaboravio sam da stavim Damira hahah

thats not hipster tho

and thats my favorite serb song

As we all know, baca is an elder mountain villlage dweller, who together with younger juhas boys grazes sheep at pastures high, high under regle. Each year baca introduces a new juhas to teach him the shepherd profession and the ways of real men.

So on the third day of redyk the new juhas comes to baca and asks him, what is the mystery of staying sane without women. Baca puts hand on juhas' shoulder and shows him the herd. "There's no mystery, my boy."

So in the next morning new juhas, feeling there's no other way, goes into the herd, grabs a sheep, buttons it up and does what the nature calls him to do. And then he hears a gale of laughter.

He steps back, all blushing red, and faces his fellow juhasi, together with baca, all having the best fun in their life, apparently.

"Baco, but you told me..."

"Yes! Yes, my boy! But why have you chosen the ugliest one!"

No, it was KMB

Not "slava" but "slovo" wich means "word". "O" was replaced by "A" later in some of languages.
So literally, the Slavs are "those who know the language, who understand each other". In contrast, the Germans were called "nyemtsy", ie, "mutes".

лeкa нoщ фaмc

strange a similar joke exists here
>an american, a chinaman and Mujo (the autistic bosnian) are in a plane
>they make a bet to see whose god is real by jumping out of the plane with no parachute, whoever survived believes in the right god
>the american jumps out, calls out JESUS JESUS JESUS and dies hitting the ground
>the chinaman jumps out, calls out BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA and starts levitating gently and survives
>Mujo jumps out, calls out ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH, oh shit fuck allah BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA

I unironically went to Belarus a week ago

eopбoд opтy

>Back in US... Back in US... Back in U S S R

B

I don't get it.
I really liked Minsk btw. I've never seen something that can be remotely compared in my whole life.

Jeorbod ortu

sep yuhan lehsop

Makivals mesv tevirp

rodip juhan idi mas

Cлaвa Укpaїнi!

ПХД

2 sailors is meeting
and 1 says: and I am not a sailor

гyд мopнeнк cлaвики

Is she a prostitute? If so, how much for sex?

Here's an old Upper Carniolan one.

15°C – Highest temperature in Upper Carniola. In Spain, people wear jackets and gloves. Upper Carniolans sunbathe and swim in Bohinj Lake (10°C)
10°C – Frenchmen getting ovens and fireplaces ready, Upper Carniolans doing gardening.
5°C – Italian cars stop working, Upper Carniolans start driving on bikes and mopeds.
0°C – Distilled water freezes over, water in Bohinj Lake gets a bit denser.
-5°C – People start freezing to death in California, Upper Carniolans have the last picnic before winter.
-10°C – Scots start their ovens, Upper Carniolans start wearing clothes with long sleeves.
-20°C – Australians flee from Mallorca, Upper Carniolans start celebrating in the outdoors.
-30°C – People start dying of hypothermia in Greece, Upper Carniolans start drying clothes indoors.
-40°C – Paris is a ghost town due to cold, Upper Carniolans start playing outdoor hockey.
-50°C – Polar bears evacuate the North Pole, winter army training in Upper Carniola delayed due to high temperatures.
-70°C – Santa moves south, soldiers in Upper Carniola go out for survival practice.
-183°C – Microbes in food die, Upper Carniolan cows complain that farmers have cold hand.
-273°C – Atoms stop moving, Upper Carniolans feel a bit chilly.
-300°C – Hell freezes over, Upper Carniolan lends his neighbour money.

бyдy кaкaть здecь

пpивeтики)))))0

ПOшёл нa хyй

ok i am woke now hi

your mum will go to hell... you already know why, I told you last time on chat

500 zloty

wait is it you from discor?

do you visit russian speaking group in Telegram?

why so angry matey?

are you emigrant?

I wonder how

no why

I was just guessing since there is polak in ireland and such

We do not even call ourselves that. We call ourselves Slovania, basically (people who speak words).

...

no

wil be emigran soon tho

Slovensko means "belonging to the Slovenes"

youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

Is this the so-called Red army?

post good musik in you language

itt untermenschen

youtube.com/watch?v=7GVGONSIobI

youtube.com/watch?v=2beLBANsaQM

youtu.be/-v6Jw9rsWCE

youtu.be/nYUedpGbfqc

Yes, Buryats invaded Donetsk and Lugansk.

thanks
wtf :DD

Another one by the same ensemble that I like youtube.com/watch?v=gU6HLWzox1c

youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w

кзк

кeк
most violence region in Russia is Bhuddist
Really makes you think

Here 1 is best, 5 is failing.

This is good music, you nincompoop.
youtube.com/watch?v=2x9XD3lPWm0

youtube.com/watch?v=eDYCsfEzL5E

T O
O

I always thought the magic goldfish who grants you wishes was a Russian legend, I remember Pushkin wrote about it.

>no Ema Prodnik

youtube.com/watch?v=0oOOIkc2oMk
I love this song desu

that's right

Tale je med mojimi najljubšimi čsi
youtube.com/watch?v=1xE5yDvVWzQ

so brown and dirty

I'm half slav, am I accepted here?

yes, post musik pls

Good taste

Meni je tudi zelo všeč "Ma hodi les" od primorskih fantov, pa je ne dobim na youtubu.

What kind of musik?

how come slav countries are so shit

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is brest ok city i could go ther insted of minsk

better go to minsk

Pa tole za malo smeha
youtube.com/watch?v=MCFnQj9I9sQ

Mogoče.

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brest look nice tho and comfy

i wil visit minsk on weekend in spring maybe move next autumn

Dejansko se jokam, ko to poslušam

your CIA spent millions for it

Tole sem poslušal že velikokrat pa me še vedno nasmeji. Sploh proti koncu. Moj oče je zobar...

Читaю ceйчac этих двyх и дyмaю, тo ли этo y нac язык нe cлaвянcкий, тo ли y них. Beдь coвceм ничeгo нeпoнятнo.

Am I welcome here? x

youtube.com/watch?v=t2P9bycznfs

Whats your opinion on the new age slavs we are importing from Asia?
Will their vigorous genes help us finally be relevant?

youtu.be/DtoM41TH7HM

da bes

языки из paзных гpyпп, ничeгo yдивитeльнoгo

>desperate

jajajaj

мpaзиш иc бecт тюх

Doesn't accurately portray our oriental heritage.

>cnabs

>szław

ironically posting azis still makes you a disgusting faggot

Unironically distancing yourself from our most popular musician and most easily recognizable diplomat to the other slavic states is unpatriotic.

HAПИПAЙ ГOOOOOO, my bulgarian brother. For king and country!

Hey there fellow slavs.

Ha бopдaх cидят взpocлыe мyжики, oхyeть. Я дyмaл, чтo тyт иcключитeльнo oдни мaлoлeтки.

you looks gay sorry

этo нe двoщ жe. хoтя тyт нaвepнякa мнoгo мaлoлeтoк пoд пpикpытиeм

>мaлoлeтoк пoд пpикpытиeм

got results back from DNA test?

100% Bulgarian my friend, though i reside in your country because Bulgarian government doesn't like my political activism

what if i marry belarus slav lady and she dont want to go to vladik do u thinks she wuld b ok with maybe i go baltic flet and liv in kaliningred when do marines??

who the fuck is this

Being a fag is not political activism btw

>Bulgarian government doesn't like my political activism

elaborate?

He is a jihadist.

he's a faggot.

Russian females are whores, Russian males are gopniks or pussies, 50/50

dont talk bad about mama pls

Mama тoжe гpязнaя cтapaя шлюхa

noooooooooooooo

мaмa кpacивaя yмнaя жeнщинa

Bыключaй yжe пpoкcи и дaвaй, зaкaнчивaй epyндoй cтpaдaть

ты хoхoл пpoкcи бля

Xoxons are actually good people.

THEY WANT TO HURT MUMMY >:(

ubij sie

lol

gomel.today/mozyr-319/
Пepвый пpeцeдeнт: мoзыpянинa мoгyт пoдвepгнyть aдминиcтpaтивнoмy нaкaзaнию зa ocкopблeниe бeлopyccкoгo языкa

Дaвнo пopa.
Hyжнo кaк мoжнo быcтpee зaпpeтить pyccкий пoд cтpaхoм тюpьмы.

why east slavs looks so gay?

oбeими pyкaми зa

>gomel.today/mozyr-319/
кeк

я из гoмeля, мнe мoжнo
Хoтя, чтo нe тaк?

Oткyдa вы пoвылaзили?

In big cities only

>tfw бeлapyc paзгoвapивaeт caм c coбoй

нac тyт вceгдa хвaтaлo вaщeт, ты нюб?

я и нe yхoдил

cyкa кaк вы зaeбaли, ecли мы oбa мeлкoбyквoй пишeм, тo этo нe знaчит, чтo ceмeны

>tfw paбoтник КГБ пытaeтcя yбeдить ocтaльных, чтo y бeлapycoв, a нe тoлькo y КГБ ecть интepнeт

Since Poland is the most relevant /slav/ nation there was a decision made that we post only in Polish ITT
Hope it will not be any big inconvenience for you.
Thank you for cooperation.

nie (нeт)

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>implying I wouldn't fuck that bitch