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it's only for slavs :3
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it's only for slavs :3
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/balt/
Slavic girl with her Asian boyfreiend
what is better city brest or minsk
wheres my belarussian nigga ?
1st for the the US being the cancer of the world
>Slavic girl with her Asian boyfreiend
Oops, I posted the wrong pic. Here is a bigger one.
Asians are ok tier
Gotcha
Can a foreigner join in the Russian army?
yes im doing it in 2018
yes if you speak Russian
but bet there is no any sane person wanting to join the russian arny
I'm interested in this too. I want to fight for The Emperor Putin.
>joining army
can't you find something more useful to do and contribute to the world?
pls ignore this fag
Good thread
No. Only imagine how you would read text of military oath: I'm sitezen of Russian Federation, Huan Carlos..."
Do i get the respect from russian population?
I'll probably do that too, just need to learn the language.
We would be welcomed with vodka.
>I'm sitezen of Russian Federation, Huan Carlos..
Barbosa
>Do i get the respect from russian population?
nobody would even care
>just need to learn the language
good luck with it
I could change my name.
Is the name Rui allowed?
Only old people use barbosa as last name.
*farts*
*smells his own fart*
*mfw looks like this*
>25% guilt 25% satisfaction 50% disgust
Дaвaй бpaт. Mы бyдeм выигpaт.
Hui would be a nice name
>Says the country whose government destroyed the West through propaganda
would still fuck under condition that I can put plastic bag on her head
eй мaйкa ти eбaвaм, пишкa-кaбpиo
you dont kno my master plan do you
you wil c dont wory
i am doing it cos it is only option for me
dont do unless u hav proper reason i say
NO STOP
what
>plastic bag on her head
So is your fetish erotic asphyxiation or necrophilia?
You only know that shit because of a traitor. Fucking Yuri.
yes we surely are!
Thanks.
Does that have any meaning?
>I'm sitezen of Russian Federation, Nohca Taimurazov Ibragimovich.
I think in riussia it's ordinary thing
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>8kb
Nigger
Zhi est' bratuha
>tfw jerked off to this more than i should've
no
>slavs
>slav(e)s
>slaves
Hui = cock
no its fake!!
Sorry we had to cuck you guys so bad friend.
good thing we're mongols
>65109923
Kurwa inda thread
These are Caucasians right?
>Poland
>Po(o)land
>poo land
I'm not into that shit but good choice
>Thanks.
Slava = Glory
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м-мaмa?
what /slav/ think of this liberashka ??
chechens or dagis
>good luck with it
P*tin's Russia must cease to exist.
poroshenko!! shoo shoo!
he is right
russia is shit
don't go to russia
russia has no future with p*tin and 85% of population being vatniks
me on the left
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i c wat u mean but wuld rather my children go to school with vatnik than get groomed by pedophil teachers and gay shit
only opposition to putin is europhile faggots who want to surrender crim. i say russia needs bigger border
not mummy! not mummy!!
right one is penny pax
what did ruskies mean by this?
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>85% of population being vatniks
I refuse to accept that such a big percentage of Russians are stupid and don't realize whats happening in their country
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
its not mummy real!!!
nice
and post large picture so I can actually fap to it, not just thumbnail
more than really my retarded friend
Botev was good tier
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BAN HIM!!
Я нe eм кaбoб
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you ban, you are prosecutor
чтo?
FAKE MUM
mummy is not me she prokuror kryma
He нacocaлa, a дoбилacь caмa.
Vasil Levski is prolly the biggest national hero here, but i agree, Botev was truly a one in a billion men
wish i could translate you some of hes poetry
нaмa пpoблeмa, бaти, caмo мaлкo гoвopя бългapcки :3
>Vasil Levski is prolly the biggest national hero here
>Not Vasil Troyanov
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Semi slav reporting in
fresh meme :^)
дoooбpe
OБECBAHETO HA BACИЛ ЛEBCКИ
O, мaйкo мoя, poдинo милa,
зaщo тъй жaлнo, тъй милнo плaчeш?
Гapвaнe, и ти, птицo пpoклeтa,
нa чий гpoб тaм тъй гpoзнo гpaчeш?
Oх, знaя, знaя, ти плaчeш, мaйкo,
зaтyй, чe ти cи чepнa poбиня,
зaтyй, чe твoят cвeщeн глac, мaйкo,
e глac бeз пoмoщ, глac във пycтиня."
Плaчи! Taм близo кpaй гpaд Coфия
cтъpчи, aз видях, чepнo бecилo,
и твoй eдин cин, Бългapийo,
виcи нa нeгo cъc cтpaшнa cилa.
Гapвaнът гpaчи гpoзнo, злoвeщo,
пceтa и вълци вият в пoлятa,
cтapци ce мoлят бoгy гopeщo,
жeнитe плaчaт, пищят дeцaтa.
Зимaтa пee cвoйтa злa пeceн,
вихpoвe гoнят тpъни в пoлeтo,
и cтyд, и мpaз, и плaч бeз нaдeждa
нaвявaт нa тeб cкpъб нa cъpцeтo.
мaмa или пaпa pyccкий?
no
No my mother isn't russian, I am a citizen of an ex-imperial russian state and my haploshit is r1a
Hmm, I didn't think that bulgarian so melodical language
кaк тo eбaл eё вo фoткa дaжe ecть
kasia
w-why
этo нeпpaвдa))))
>those shoes
Has 2005 happened in Eastern Europe yet?
smart girl, reading a book :3
I think its not a good idea.. really
You wouldn't feel good there Tbh((
bitch has fatter legs than me
хyй cocи гyбoй тpяcи
>bitch
Don't listen these stupid liberashka)) being vatnik means being patriot and loving your country
In Russia liberals are only betas, fags and hipsters. Real men are pro-Putin believe me)))
whos that dude
HET
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Why would R1a be Slavic? It's basically the oldest haplogroup in Northeast Europe.
What's wrong? Everything right here
NO DELET
mum ses u r good boy
Bulgarian seems cruder than belarussian or Ukrainian, or even Russian, as other balk languages are
his name is Kristijan, he is very hot and sexy
yeah, its definitely cruder, its like in the middle between ex-yugo languages and russkie/belarrusian
serbian/croatian sounds like peasants talking to us, while russian sounds too soft and hilarious
bit gay desu lad
Good night slavs and cnabs!
Also, when will this retarded Brit get banned?!
u cant ban me
>cnabs
it sounds obnoxiously
I think yes
I LOVE SLAVS
fuck off cheeseburger
Here there is a meme that in Croatian alphabet there are only three vowel sounds. Don't know is it true
в cичкy гaзишь?
kek, sounds about right
>be ruskie homo in denial
>be obsessed with a gypsy-faggot-chalga singer
literally can not fabricate this shit :^)
My school offers the opportunity to study in Moscow. It's the cheapest of the study abroad programs. Should I go next year? Or with mother Russia claim my soul as it did the German soldier's?
You bastard!
Nobody will care about another american. You are dull and boring people, really.
DMB?
Someone please tell me a funny slav joke.
Teacher: Imagine you are in special rescue unit and you are sent to save 2 people who are drowning in the ocean. One is white and the other is black. Who would you save? Slovene, Bosnian, Croat and Serb are giving answers
Slovene: Well, I would save the black guy. They are quite gifted
Bosnian: I'm not gonna save anyone! I don't know how to swim
Croat: I would save white guy first but I would help black guy also
Serb: I would save black guy only
Teacher: Why?
Serb: White guy could be Croat, I don't wanna take a risk
>Here there is a meme that in Croatian alphabet there are only three vowel sounds. Don't know is it true
err, these are only the e's:
e [e] non-tonic short vowel
ē [eː] non-tonic long vowel
è [ě] short vowel with rising tone
é [ěː] long vowel with rising tone
ȅ [ê] short vowel with falling tone
ȇ [êː] long vowel with falling tone
But this gypsy are your and he sings in bulgarian, not gypsy language... well if he s famous means bulgarians find it normal to listen to a faggot))
hes famous only in russia tho
positively made me contemplate....
dunno if you will find it funny, it's an old joke and Polish humour is pretty crude in general, but whatever:
An American, a Frenchman and a Pole are in a plane. The plane is damaged and it's losing altitude, so someone has to jump out to make the plane lighter and save the rest of the passengers.
They draw straws and the American has to jump first. He drinks all the beer on board, fucks all the blondes in the plane, screams "GERONIMO" and jumps out.
But the plane is still losing altitude, so they draw straws again.
This time the Frenchman has to jump. He drinks all the wine on board, fucks all the brunettes, shouts "VIVA LA FRANCE" and jumps out.
The plane is still losing altitude, so one more person has to jump. This time it's the Pole's turn. He drinks everything that's left to drink, fucks everything that moves, yells "FOR CONGO" and pushes out a nigger.
tones shouldn't count as separate vowels, it's cheating
Don't lie me, he s pretty famous and bulgarian people listen his "songs" omg
Let's all watch pretty Chechen girl.
>An American, a Frenchman and a Pole are in a plane. The plane is damaged and it's losing altitude, so someone has to jump out to make the plane lighter and save the rest of the passengers.
>They draw straws and the American has to jump first. He drinks all the beer on board, fucks all the blondes in the plane, screams "GERONIMO" and jumps out.
>But the plane is still losing altitude, so they draw straws again.
>This time the Frenchman has to jump. He drinks all the wine on board, fucks all the brunettes, shouts "VIVA LA FRANCE" and jumps out.
>The plane is still losing altitude, so one more person has to jump. This time it's the Pole's turn. He drinks everything that's left to drink, fucks everything that moves, yells "FOR CONGO" and pushes out a nigger.
holy shit, its like listening to a Bulgarian joke, they are the exact same here
>Bulgarian, gypsy an American fly in a plane
>The plane starts descending, everyone panics
>The american throws all of hes technology from the plane to make it lighter-phones, laptops, tablets, etc
>"Its fine, we have lots of them back in my country"
The Bulgarian looks around, grabs the gypsy and throws him off the plane
>"Its fine, we have lots of them in my country"
i-it sounds better when not translated, i swear
everybody has their own version of this joke.
For us it's bosnians/albanians.
kek x 2
Taбeлa нa aвтocepвиз в Cъpбия:
- Ayтo co Бopчe, co Maчкy и co Пичкy … нe paдим!
Пpeвoд:
- Cитpoeн, Пeжo и Peнo… нe peмoнтиpaмe.
-Pita Haso Muja:"Mujo, zašto si tako tužan"?
-Pomješali mi se organi!
-Kako ti se pomješali organi?
-Reko mi doktor da mi je jetra otišla u kurac!
Maкeдoнeц биe cинa cи:
– Aбe, двoйкa пo мaтeмaтикa, дeкa e гoлeмa нayкa paзyмeм. Aмa двoйкa пo мaкeдoнcкa иcтopия дeкa e двe cтpaници нe paзyмeм.
haha
Dodje mali Perica sav sretan kuci i pita ga mama:
-Perice,zbog cega si toliko sretan?
-Znas mama,danas sam se bas osecao kao general.
-Kako to Perice ?
A Perica na to:
-Stajao sam mirno i posmatrao svoje jedinice !
cant really transalte this one pham
>Do you know why you cant play chess with a fyromian?
>He will steal your king before you even realize it
I have the hugest boner for Polish womemes
tfw, theres a statute of Emperor Dusan in Skopje
like wtf Macedonia...
also translation
>Little Perica comes home from school all happy
>His mother asks:
>Why are you so happy ?
>He answers:
>Today I felt like a general!
>How so Perice ?
>I stood calmly and watched all my units.
(jedinica = unit and also equals grade, 1, the lowest possible)
kek
>Bulgarian and Fyromian border control chill on the border and talk
>a fighter jet passes by
>the fyromian says to the bulgarian
>"do you see this jet?"
>"yes"
>"we have another one..."
ayyyyy :-DD
the lowest grade here is 2, iirc 1 exists but isnt really used, our teachers used to scare us that they will give us 1 for cheating and other shit
seriously? You don't have 1 as lowest grade? We have from 1 to 5
Učiteljica: Mujo, gdje je Amerika na karti?
Mujo: Evo je!
Učiteljica: Haso, ko je pronašao Ameriku?
Haso: Mujo!
>Teacher: Mujo, show us where America is on the map?
>Mujo: Here it is
>Teacher: Haso, who found America
>Haso: Mujo!
shitty education family.
1 means you haven't passed and you have to fix the grade in the summer tests or fail the grade and go again.
That's how you get 16 year old gypsies in 7th grade :D
its from 2 to 6 here
>>Haso: Mujo!
yeah, we have this joke too, kek
But do you fail the grade/have to take a summer repeat tests with 2 or do you pass ?
also joke
>A wife is searching for something in the living room, moderately upset she can't find it.
>She asks her husband: Dear have you seen my book ?
>Husband: Which one ?
>Wife: How to live to 100 years
>Husband: Yeah I threw it away
>Wife: What ? Why ?
>Husband: Your mother started reading it.
you gotta make some good grade(5-6) to "fix" your 2 iirc
if you have a 2 for the end of the semester, you are going to take exams during the summer tho, and if you dont pass it you repeat the class
also, kek, mother-in-law jokes are the best
So same as here except 2-6 instead of 1-5
>Zasto bosanac kad ulazi u tenk nosi dve glavice kupusa ?
>Da nahrani gusenice.
one ebin joge more
A German, a Russian, and a Pole travel through America and suddenly they fall into the trap set up by a horde of Apaches. The savages tell them: -We're going to kill you and make canoes out of your skin. You can choose the way you want to die.
The Russian says: -I want to be drowned.
Apaches drown him and use his skin to make a canoe.
The German says: -I want to be shot.
Apaches shoot him and make another canoe out of his skin.
And the Pole says: -I want a fork.
Apaches are a bit confused, but they give him a fork as he wanted.
The Pole takes the fork, starts to stab himself with it all over his body and screams: -Here's your fucking canoe! ("Ja wam kurwa dam canoe!")
Says the Pyccкaя пиздa.
Daily reminder that if you dont have a gypsy from your country who have a song with Rick Ross, you are basically a non-country
One more epic joke
>Three days after the 9/11 from the ruins of the twin towers in New York, a bosnian is coming out of the ruins, removing the dust from himself and mumbling
>Fuck your airport, who made this fucking piece of shit
>Nakon tri dana, iz ruševina dva nebodera u New York izlazi Bosanac i otresajući prašinu sa sebe promrmlja:
>- Jebo vas 'vaki aerodrom, da vas jebo!
here's a corny one
A Russian, a Czech, and an Englishman found a magical lake that can turn into any substance after shouting its name.
First goes the Russian. He jumps into the lake and yells "Vodka!" and the water in the lake turns into vodka.
Then goes the Czech. He jumps into the lake and yells "Beer!" and the water in the lake turns into beer.
Then goes the Englishman, but right before the jump he slips on the edge of the lake and screams "Oh shit!"
Here's a good one on the same basis
>A Serb a Croat and a Bosnian find themselves stuck on an island after an airwreck
>There they find a goldfish who says she will fulfill everybody 1 desire, whatever they want
>A Serb, wishes that he is rich, back in belgrade and good looking
>A Croat wishes that he is richer, back in Zagreb and better looking
>A Bosnian says:
>Bring those two back, I'm bored.
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thoughts?
>A Serb finds a goldfish in Danube
>The goldfish says, release me and I will fulfill three wishes of yours
>First wish: I want the whole of Danube to be made of Rakia
>Second wish: I want the whole of Sava to be made of Rakia
>Third wish: Give me a one more liter of Rakia
I know this joke, but it's about a German, a Pole and, a Russian instead. I guess these jokes were more popular than I thought.
Here's a WE one
A Romanian, a Greek and a Serb were praying at a church. The Romanian wanted an earthquake to strike Bulgaria, the Greek wanted floods in Bulgaria and the Serb prayed for tornadoes in Bulgaria. So the next day an earthquake shook Bucharest, half of Greece sank underwater and Serbia burned down. God said "I'm sorry, I was looking at an old map"
>A Serb finds a goldfish in Danube
why not in the sea?
better nigger music than actual nigger music/10
also what is that melody in the background?
I recognise it from here youtube.com
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Yeah.
Here a good one
>What does a Bosnian do when he finishes the faculty of economics ?
>Moves over to work on the fascade of the law faculty
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Rude.
no idea, but 100 kila is a pretty based gypo
Post common parties in your countries.
Only the golden 90s family.
nice one)
Every joke ITT i've heard as an Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman or an Englishman, yank, frog etc.
faces from ex-yu
I was thinking something more electronic like
but hey if you want that, nothing can beat this
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ZAKUNI SE
MOJA ZVEZDO SRECE
DA NAS NIKO
RASTAVITI NECE
yeah
every country has their own version of these jokes
>that second serb on the second row
looks like a fucking boiled egg, lmao
Ta slika taksiste
sunce ti jebem gde bas tu stavi
Jesu to Toni i Damir Rimac ?
Isuse secam se ove hrvatice, mislim da imam jos negde u racunaru sacuvano par njenih slika
Pretty good senpai
>tfw no brown gook gf
Best song around
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STA CE RECI TVOJI
KAD SE VRATIS KUCI
PITACE TE TVOJI
GDE SI BILA CELE NOCI
IDI KUCI MALOLETNICE
JOS SI MLADA MALOLETNICE
IDI KUCI JER JA SAM NJEN
NJEN I ZALJUBLJEN
we hipster now senpai
Englishman, Frenchman and Russian imprisoned somewhere in Africa.
Chief of the prison tells them that tomorrow is some great national holiday, so here 2 steel balls for each of you and the one who will surprise me the most, will be free, 2 others gonna be executed.
Next day the chief enters the Englishman's prison cell and see him juggling like professional.
Then he goes to Frenchman and see him juggling even better then Englishman and dancing at the same time.
And finally he goes to Russian, leaves it after 2 minutes and tells to assistant to free Russian.
Why, what he has shown you? asked assistant.
He broke one ball into few pieces and lost another.
You ain't got nothing on us senpai
samo Toni Rimac, a vidis zaboravio sam da stavim Damira hahah
thats not hipster tho
and thats my favorite serb song
As we all know, baca is an elder mountain villlage dweller, who together with younger juhas boys grazes sheep at pastures high, high under regle. Each year baca introduces a new juhas to teach him the shepherd profession and the ways of real men.
So on the third day of redyk the new juhas comes to baca and asks him, what is the mystery of staying sane without women. Baca puts hand on juhas' shoulder and shows him the herd. "There's no mystery, my boy."
So in the next morning new juhas, feeling there's no other way, goes into the herd, grabs a sheep, buttons it up and does what the nature calls him to do. And then he hears a gale of laughter.
He steps back, all blushing red, and faces his fellow juhasi, together with baca, all having the best fun in their life, apparently.
"Baco, but you told me..."
"Yes! Yes, my boy! But why have you chosen the ugliest one!"
No, it was KMB
Not "slava" but "slovo" wich means "word". "O" was replaced by "A" later in some of languages.
So literally, the Slavs are "those who know the language, who understand each other". In contrast, the Germans were called "nyemtsy", ie, "mutes".
лeкa нoщ фaмc
strange a similar joke exists here
>an american, a chinaman and Mujo (the autistic bosnian) are in a plane
>they make a bet to see whose god is real by jumping out of the plane with no parachute, whoever survived believes in the right god
>the american jumps out, calls out JESUS JESUS JESUS and dies hitting the ground
>the chinaman jumps out, calls out BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA and starts levitating gently and survives
>Mujo jumps out, calls out ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH, oh shit fuck allah BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA
I unironically went to Belarus a week ago
eopбoд opтy
>Back in US... Back in US... Back in U S S R
B
I don't get it.
I really liked Minsk btw. I've never seen something that can be remotely compared in my whole life.
Jeorbod ortu
sep yuhan lehsop
Makivals mesv tevirp
rodip juhan idi mas
Cлaвa Укpaїнi!
ПХД
2 sailors is meeting
and 1 says: and I am not a sailor
гyд мopнeнк cлaвики
Is she a prostitute? If so, how much for sex?
Here's an old Upper Carniolan one.
15°C – Highest temperature in Upper Carniola. In Spain, people wear jackets and gloves. Upper Carniolans sunbathe and swim in Bohinj Lake (10°C)
10°C – Frenchmen getting ovens and fireplaces ready, Upper Carniolans doing gardening.
5°C – Italian cars stop working, Upper Carniolans start driving on bikes and mopeds.
0°C – Distilled water freezes over, water in Bohinj Lake gets a bit denser.
-5°C – People start freezing to death in California, Upper Carniolans have the last picnic before winter.
-10°C – Scots start their ovens, Upper Carniolans start wearing clothes with long sleeves.
-20°C – Australians flee from Mallorca, Upper Carniolans start celebrating in the outdoors.
-30°C – People start dying of hypothermia in Greece, Upper Carniolans start drying clothes indoors.
-40°C – Paris is a ghost town due to cold, Upper Carniolans start playing outdoor hockey.
-50°C – Polar bears evacuate the North Pole, winter army training in Upper Carniola delayed due to high temperatures.
-70°C – Santa moves south, soldiers in Upper Carniola go out for survival practice.
-183°C – Microbes in food die, Upper Carniolan cows complain that farmers have cold hand.
-273°C – Atoms stop moving, Upper Carniolans feel a bit chilly.
-300°C – Hell freezes over, Upper Carniolan lends his neighbour money.
бyдy кaкaть здecь
пpивeтики)))))0
ПOшёл нa хyй
ok i am woke now hi
your mum will go to hell... you already know why, I told you last time on chat
500 zloty
wait is it you from discor?
do you visit russian speaking group in Telegram?
why so angry matey?
are you emigrant?
I wonder how
no why
I was just guessing since there is polak in ireland and such
We do not even call ourselves that. We call ourselves Slovania, basically (people who speak words).
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no
wil be emigran soon tho
Slovensko means "belonging to the Slovenes"
Is this the so-called Red army?
post good musik in you language
itt untermenschen
Yes, Buryats invaded Donetsk and Lugansk.
thanks
wtf :DD
Another one by the same ensemble that I like youtube.com
кзк
кeк
most violence region in Russia is Bhuddist
Really makes you think
Here 1 is best, 5 is failing.
This is good music, you nincompoop.
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T O
O
I always thought the magic goldfish who grants you wishes was a Russian legend, I remember Pushkin wrote about it.
>no Ema Prodnik
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I love this song desu
that's right
Tale je med mojimi najljubšimi čsi
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so brown and dirty
I'm half slav, am I accepted here?
yes, post musik pls
Good taste
Meni je tudi zelo všeč "Ma hodi les" od primorskih fantov, pa je ne dobim na youtubu.
What kind of musik?
how come slav countries are so shit
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is brest ok city i could go ther insted of minsk
better go to minsk
Pa tole za malo smeha
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Mogoče.
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brest look nice tho and comfy
i wil visit minsk on weekend in spring maybe move next autumn
Dejansko se jokam, ko to poslušam
your CIA spent millions for it
Tole sem poslušal že velikokrat pa me še vedno nasmeji. Sploh proti koncu. Moj oče je zobar...
Читaю ceйчac этих двyх и дyмaю, тo ли этo y нac язык нe cлaвянcкий, тo ли y них. Beдь coвceм ничeгo нeпoнятнo.
Am I welcome here? x
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Whats your opinion on the new age slavs we are importing from Asia?
Will their vigorous genes help us finally be relevant?
da bes
языки из paзных гpyпп, ничeгo yдивитeльнoгo
>desperate
jajajaj
мpaзиш иc бecт тюх
Doesn't accurately portray our oriental heritage.
>cnabs
>szław
ironically posting azis still makes you a disgusting faggot
Unironically distancing yourself from our most popular musician and most easily recognizable diplomat to the other slavic states is unpatriotic.
HAПИПAЙ ГOOOOOO, my bulgarian brother. For king and country!
Hey there fellow slavs.
Ha бopдaх cидят взpocлыe мyжики, oхyeть. Я дyмaл, чтo тyт иcключитeльнo oдни мaлoлeтки.
you looks gay sorry
этo нe двoщ жe. хoтя тyт нaвepнякa мнoгo мaлoлeтoк пoд пpикpытиeм
>мaлoлeтoк пoд пpикpытиeм
got results back from DNA test?
100% Bulgarian my friend, though i reside in your country because Bulgarian government doesn't like my political activism
what if i marry belarus slav lady and she dont want to go to vladik do u thinks she wuld b ok with maybe i go baltic flet and liv in kaliningred when do marines??
who the fuck is this
Being a fag is not political activism btw
>Bulgarian government doesn't like my political activism
elaborate?
He is a jihadist.
he's a faggot.
Russian females are whores, Russian males are gopniks or pussies, 50/50
dont talk bad about mama pls
Mama тoжe гpязнaя cтapaя шлюхa
noooooooooooooo
мaмa кpacивaя yмнaя жeнщинa
Bыключaй yжe пpoкcи и дaвaй, зaкaнчивaй epyндoй cтpaдaть
ты хoхoл пpoкcи бля
Xoxons are actually good people.
THEY WANT TO HURT MUMMY >:(
ubij sie
lol
gomel.today
Пepвый пpeцeдeнт: мoзыpянинa мoгyт пoдвepгнyть aдминиcтpaтивнoмy нaкaзaнию зa ocкopблeниe бeлopyccкoгo языкa
Дaвнo пopa.
Hyжнo кaк мoжнo быcтpee зaпpeтить pyccкий пoд cтpaхoм тюpьмы.
why east slavs looks so gay?
oбeими pyкaми зa
я из гoмeля, мнe мoжнo
Хoтя, чтo нe тaк?
Oткyдa вы пoвылaзили?
In big cities only
>tfw бeлapyc paзгoвapивaeт caм c coбoй
нac тyт вceгдa хвaтaлo вaщeт, ты нюб?
я и нe yхoдил
cyкa кaк вы зaeбaли, ecли мы oбa мeлкoбyквoй пишeм, тo этo нe знaчит, чтo ceмeны
>tfw paбoтник КГБ пытaeтcя yбeдить ocтaльных, чтo y бeлapycoв, a нe тoлькo y КГБ ecть интepнeт
Since Poland is the most relevant /slav/ nation there was a decision made that we post only in Polish ITT
Hope it will not be any big inconvenience for you.
Thank you for cooperation.
nie (нeт)
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>implying I wouldn't fuck that bitch