This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
peru you are lucky. apparently girls that dont look anything like their pictures showing up to your apartment or hotel room in china is quite common. and sometimes they even scam you
let's see what your experiences will be like in shenzhen and guangzhou
Jack Williams
why would I be ? I don't dislike Tupac
Jose King
ベアトリス出番なくて寂しかったわ
Liam Powell
is she a BBA?
Chase King
ロリの上に近親相姦だと一層エロいね
Jordan Adams
このキャラの性格大嫌い
Hudson Flores
なんでや!かわええやろ!
William Lopez
Whenever I see a girl I assume the best and think she is a virgin. It is very hard to think that of a girl when I see her in porn.
Where I live is a 95% white rich suburb. I think there is only one black family in my neighborhood. But my uni is also used by the poor suburb so It's a multikult place
Brayden Hughes
I love China
Jordan Hall
日本のクリスチャンには別に信仰があるわけでないよ
Ethan Watson
Funny, I do the exact opposite. Whenever I see a woman I try to imagine how many dicks she's taken based on how she carries herself.
What do Japanes think about the whole aging population thing? Does it worry you? What do you think should be done about it? Does it make you feel guilty for not having kids? Also why do you think Japanese don't get married and have kids as much as they used to?
Japanese have not any aim of life but be forced to serve single women
Jayden Scott
Agree
Nathaniel James
I don't quite understand. Please elaborate.
Ryder Green
日本でわあさか?
Levi Peterson
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Brody Howard
日本人
Brody Rodriguez
No one cares faggot
Adrian Bell
I do.
Dylan Moore
becoming more aging society → Policy for the elderly this loop is run over and over again younger people hardly can't marriage
Ryan Turner
No you don't
Luis Smith
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Andrew Clark
welcome to japan have fun
Tyler Garcia
Like yeah I do, I wish he'd post pictures of his trip though, there's not enough of that itt
Owen Smith
How big is kendo in Japan?
Had some people claiming it was not as popular as in Europe
Brandon Evans
炉裏板日本語スレにようこそ!
Nathaniel Nguyen
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Angel Howard
これも日本人か?w
Adam Moore
本日をもちまして日本語スレッドを終了させていただきます。みなさま、本当にお疲れ様でした
Levi Cook
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Samuel Morris
You don't
Wyatt Williams
more
Lincoln Gray
俺はマイマイ中毒です
Ayden Cooper
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Liam Gray
Any catholic Japanese girl here want to come to Italy and marry me?
Elijah Powell
女発見
Joseph Sanders
今日も1日がんばるぞい!
Joshua Price
I can give you his twitter account
Alexander Myers
You might as well ask for a magical girl, mate!
John Collins
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Robert Jackson
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Easton Hernandez
おはよーおはよー
Luke Wilson
...
Cameron Young
...
Oliver Bell
So you spent a lot of time taking pics of what you ate instead of the country?
Bloody French
Evan Parker
yep
Julian Morris
Ohayo gozaimasu, user.
I hope you have a cute Wednesday.
Matthew Reyes
会いたかったの君にオハヨーオハヨー
Sebastian Russell
tomorrow is holiday〜
Charles Cruz
Thanks bro. Have a nice day.
Thomas Peterson
hon hon hon ze food of a country is ze best part and conveys ze attitudes and customs of the ze people
oui madame, vous pouvez pisser sur mon visage
Jackson Campbell
But you just had a holiday.
Zachary Carter
>magical girl
don't mention that movie please I'm still depressed from watching it
Parker Ramirez
Another holiday? Surely Japan is tired out from all the excitement of celebrating old people?
Nathaniel Sanchez
But today is not... ( ノД`)
Asher Allen
0721
Logan Kelly
Tomorrow is the Autumnal Equinox, 秋分の日 Let's be thankful for everything which autumn brings.
Aaron Flores
Her magic stems from her dick, right?
Cameron Collins
tomorrow is autumnal equinox day
Ethan Gonzalez
why did meguca cut her hair
Ryder Howard
>07:21:49 You almost didn't make it, m8.
Robert Turner
We have many holidays
Luke Evans
So I'm taking a japanese class and today my university welcomed some japanese exchange students.
They didnt talk to anyone because they were shy but I ended up with 2 girls sitting next to me. I started talking to them. One of them (her name is Yuki-san) is super cute and she think I'm really funny. This saturday we have a bonding event so that we can become friend or semething and I kinda want to bond with Yuki-san.
I need some japanese dad's jokes. I use dad's jokes a lot when flirting with girls and it works all the time.
If dad's jokes do not exist in japanese, do you guys know some cute japanese jokes or funny puns?
Thanks guys, maybe I'll show Yuki-san what canadian snow looks like :^)
Matthew Stewart
クール・ビズ
Juan Brown
どいつもこいつもリア充ぶりやがって
Lincoln Ward
リア充で何が悪い?
Jaxson Stewart
I don't have any joke, sorry but you have to show me 雪さん
Hunter Rivera
I don't have any picture. I'll try taking a selfie this weekend
Robert Miller
Instead of なるほど say なるへそ once to her
Whenever I've said that pun to Japanese people, they really liked it
Michael White
誰か彼にお父さんに関するジョークを教えてやってくれ
Michael Watson
What if you marry her and become the new kanadajin3
Grayson Flores
I have visited Canada once. Canada was the town where the peace is clean well. I like Canada . Maple syrup was good.
Jonathan Howard
「dad joke」とは父さんが言いがちのバカな冗談じゃない?
Cooper Morgan
>リア充で何が悪い?
Thomas Carter
そうなんだ 親父ギャグってやつか
Evan Adams
子供の時から父親はいなかったからぜんぜん知らない(´・ω・`)
Kayden King
学生いいな
Jayden Myers
それは残念、、
When somebody tries to go to the toilet, You should say "トイレにいっといれ"
Tyler King
>トイレにいっといれ
What does it mean?
Colton Cooper
Please go to toilet
Christopher Peterson
戻りたいあの頃 大学時代が一番楽しい
Luke Richardson
The next person to post got robbed used to be bullied by a Japanese girl
Jordan Watson
いい思い出がたくさんあるけど試験は凶悪だった
That's my fetish
Brandon Sanchez
女に怖いと言われた俺 嬉しい
Isaiah Gray
>怖い >可愛い 書き直してあげた
Jordan Cruz
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Kevin Perry
なんで? もしかして お前は男子しか興味ないか?
Levi Lewis
Could Japan beat China in a War?
Josiah Peterson
そりゃ親に金出してもらって自分はお客さんなんだもん 楽だよな
Aaron Gray
レミリンはレズだよ レズ
Oliver Murphy
レミは日本で母子親子丼を妄想する変態
Jason Allen
男性はレズであることわけじゃない
Nicholas Wright
心の中で女だと思う男性もレズになることがるもんだ
Owen Cruz
もしかして変態性を悟られるのか
David Sanchez
よし
Henry Sanders
there are places in peru that due my skin Im not allowed to enter
Justin Hill
I wish one of these places was this thread
Grayson Perez
真ん中の女の子の汁を啜りたい
James Watson
What's the Japanese word for psycho bitch? I remember my friend telling me it but I forgot. Also how do I conjugate 死ぬ into the negative form? I can't remember for the life of me.
Xavier Rivera
psycho bitch = メンヘラ 死ぬ → 死なない
Austin Young
>日本人
Xavier Taylor
メンヘラのことサイコビッチって言うのか?www
Jayden Jones
Because you're too brown or because you're too white
Owen Cruz
Me too
Jeremiah Jones
こんにちは。
Leo Watson
今日も学校へいき終わったら帰りそのままパソコンをして寝る 辛い。人生のどこで間違えたんや...
Joseph Gray
not really there is a nuclear bomb under the chinese embassy at tokio same as the russian embassy have one in london
Grayson Taylor
誰もいないいまのうち
(´∀`)
William Richardson
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Andrew Rogers
いや、まだだぞ 勉強して普通に就職すればいいんだし
David Clark
こんにちは!
わたしは葉です。 しょきゅうしゃのにほんごです。 わたしはよからぬにほんごです。 すみません
Sorry, I've started learning japanese 1 week ago and I suck. This is my first time trying to write something.
I tried saying
Hello I am 葉. I am a Japanese beginner. My japanese is bad. Sorry
Jeremiah Lopez
Are you leef?
Austin Long
Yes
Daniel Martin
葉さん、こんにちは!
David Gray
I like maple syrup made in Canada. Very good.
Eli Brooks
Did it make sense? Were you able to understand what I wrote?
Jack Long
I understand
Jonathan Walker
yes
David Hill
>しょきゅうしゃのにほんごです。 にほんご の しょきゅうしゃ です 「の」 works like "of" but "of XXX" becomes XXXの.
>わたしはよからぬにほんごです。 「よからぬ」 means "no good" but it's usually used to describe criminal or unethical acts.
Justin King
>にほんご の しょきゅうしゃ です I wasnt sure about that one. I speak both french and english and the way sentences work in japanese is confusing for me.
>よからぬ」 means "no good" but it's usually used to describe criminal or unethical acts. Thanks I used an english-japanese dictionary and I wasnt sure which one to choose. It was a new vocabulary word for me. Which word should I use instead?
There is a word へた. Which means to "be bad at." わたし は にほんご が へた です You could literally translate "my Japanese is bad" (わたし の にほんご は わるい です) but that doesn't sound natural.
Daniel Jones
大嫌い!
Daniel White
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Jaxon Brown
Okay, it was my first time using adjectives so I really wasnt sure.
ありがとうございます
William Williams
全然読めねえ・・・
Xavier Allen
Besides わたし の にほんご は すこし へん かもしれません。 = My Japanese may be a little strange
にほんご=日本語(kanji)
Cameron Foster
oh boy you're in for a doozy with adjectives if you thought の was bad technically they're not even adjectives, at least as how we westerners think of them
Brody Garcia
Electroharmonix It has been a terrible day for Darren, for he has lost without Jeff, and the thought that he might never see the poor dude again nearly drove him bananas.
Charles Robinson
peru
what if your startup fails? what if hong kong chinks stab you in the back like mainlanders?
Luke Jones
Thanks
Well it's my first week trying to learn japanese and it's so different from all the other languages I know (french, english and a bit of spanish), give me a chance! At least it was fairly easy to learn hiragana.
Daniel Myers
カタカナじゃなくね
Colton Phillips
まだ読みにくいだよ!
I wasn't trying to make fun of you or discourage you, rather I think the way adjectives work in japanese is fascinating.
Hell, I couldn't read kid's books until I'd been studying for 6 months, don't worry you'll get there.
>try to type モンキー in IME >モン tries to default to 門
Jose Hall
It's okay. It's hard because I have trouble learning by myself. I'm a fast learner in general but I need a structured course. I took a japanese class (I have to take a language class in my major anyway) but I feel like it's too slow for me.
Today was the 2nd class of the semester and we learned about particles. I feel like it ''unlocked'' japanese for me. I could read sentences before but it was impossible to comprehend. I still have to look individual words in the dictionary but at least I can understand what they are saying now.
SOV and particles were the first thing I learned from watching a youtube video. Nice class bro
Cooper Wright
if you don't have it yet I'm gonna open japanese up for you even more. Install rikaichan/rikaikun. It's an instant japanese dictionary, but it's taught me so much more. You just drag your mouse over a word and it defines it for you.
Beta Male cuck,how many japanese women would actually step on your dick irl, none. Stick to the cartoons bub, i'll be over here fucking my wife that's pregnant with Tyrone's baby.