/brit/

Teeth girl edition

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/balt/

me and the gf

Yanks out

just been diagnosed with cancer lads
contemplating my options

Poorean Plop

see man driving a french whip

Hashimoto

white out flag leaning back

I heard homeopathy is really effective and not total bollocks

Nice

why would you even joke about this

K-pop

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>tfw no texan cowgirl gf

on pills for it?

...

moderate kek

just made a nice steak and cheese melt sandwich

Making a list

I drive a 2003 citroen picasso

BEAST of a car

i drive a 2007 peugeot 207 1.6 hdi sport

picture looks more than a moderate kek retard

bored out of my fucking nut. might smoke some crack

>not driving a 2012 peugeot 207 1.4 sportium
major red flag

Bring back the British Raj

>LEAFS

LITERALLY FUUUUCCCCKKKK OFFF YOU FUCKING KEKED HOSER CUNTS

GO FUCK A MOOSE YOU FUCKING COCKRING AMERICA LITE WANKERS

BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN AND FUCK OFF! !!!!

they've gone from the rooftop to the garage

gay

gay

gay

Based

Apu is here

I drive a 2005 Ford Escape

Sounds like a solid decision lad

t. bus runt

1 me

got my ear bitten off in the club

>your car 95bhp
>my car - 110 bhp

Daily reminder that Taylor Swift goes on Cred Forums and is probably ITT right now

(p.s. she's voting Trump)

>Driving PSA cars
Renault Clio 1.6 GT VVT 128 Master Race

This general is terrible. Why does it exist?

aristocrates

Dumb pirate frogposter

I drive a 1982 reliant robin and I once fell through a bar

doing a poo

what happened to his ear?

>driving a 9 year old car
howling mate it's probably falling apart

>your car - 110 bhp
>my car - 128 bhp

Every year in the world there are an estimated 40-50 million abortions. This corresponds to approximately 125,000 abortions per day.

his gf went a bit rough with the nibbling

looks horrible

F

Source?

>none me

my car

I'm not
I'm going to my GP to further discuss treatment. I'm honestly not even sure I want to be treated.

dont care

all me and the gf

Delet. Phoenix is much cooler than monkey.

Would prefer if it were all non-whites doing this

hmm yes they did advise me that it was literally falling apart the last time it passed its MOT with no advisories

ahh yes, car runts

the phone runts of yesteryear have all grown up

>This general is terrible. Why does it exist?

got my ear bitten off by the ring ropes

The blue eyed, blonde haired, Aryan gf

made the gf get an abortion once

she hated me for it and we broke up 2 months later

was going to ask her to marry me too

don't worry mate save up your dole money for a decade or two and you'll have one one day

snap

How do we save the family?

which part of the body, what stage and is it malignant?

blonde girls are uggo

wish you would go to Cred Forums

snap

Snap

Pope john Paul was a fucking asshole

Restrict divorce laws to the no fault divorce, ban contraceptives which do not serve a medical purpose.

Heading to Babylon, you lads need anything?

crackle

>Abortion is illegal here
We do what we can to save lives.

the gf

>putting money into something that loses half it's value before you even have 1 mile on the clock

a fool and his money...

Snap

pans

>Pope john Paul was a fucking asshole

not true in my case
>buying new

Pirate scumbag

does thou do what thoust hast come to do from which thou comes to do what thoust must does?

government support for families and better daycare.

the reason people don't have big families is people work long hours and have little time off for kids.

poop

The answer is in your image. Catholicism is the only way to save the West.

>save someones life
>they die at a later date anyway

hmmmm

i just woke up

AND IM STILL FUCKING TIRED!!!!

ah yes because the only cars available for purchase are brand new. very impressive indeed

snap

Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays
Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way
Ski mask way, nigga ransom notes
Far from handsome, but damn a nigga tote

>Talking shit about JPII
This should be a bannable offence desu.

another day
another dollar

Anyone know where I can pick up this album?

Why is the Mexican so predictable hahaha

1.72 billion abortions worldwide in the last 40 years

ahh yes I am sure the more you drive your 2nd hand box the value will only go up

>tfw wish I was dumb so I didn't have to go to uni

Give us a hand here lads, in a bit of a pickle hehe


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the gf

my car was a decade old when I bought it

good condition other than the shocks and battery which needed to be replaced.

you are dumb dw

that's the ticket

you know over-sleeping is a thing, right?

Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

woke up this morning and was still a 28 year old virgin

but i still have to go to uni

1. yes I am catholic
2. yes you can fuck my wife

stay woke my niqqa

that's just the recorded ones

imagine how many more were done with a coathanger

how do i tell my body to stop it

skin on my thigh
2
yes

uni is good

don't fall for the stem meme

going back to uni tomorrow
literally cba with another year of normies and drunken door banging

post sombrero

had a pretty nice night

A candle...

This is by far the worst /brit/ thread we've had in a while.

youtube.com/watch?v=NtFM49nPh04

use an alarm you dunce

>More than half were probably Chinese

closing /brit/ to get ready as the lads will be expecting me soon haha

this post reminds of that film about the 40 year old virgin, can't remember the exact title though

All protestant religions are x100 more liberal than Catholicism you eejyt. You allow female LGBT priests for fuck sakes.

Catholicism is the most conservative form of christianity next to Orthodoxy.

So carlads when's your MOT due
got mine tomorrow :3
first time I've EVER taken my car for an MOT

This is by far the best /brit/ thread we've had in a while.

Hello peeps. I am Ellie and I'm TRANSGENDER. If this threatens you, you worry you'll lose an armwrestle, or possibly even lose an arm, or lose some kind of vague notion or semblance of your own identity by associating with me, or lose the respect of your friends or family or passers by for being around me, or lose some sense of normality and comfortable predictability, then please do feel free to have a problem with me and move on :)

such an elegant solution

exactly what is tim testing with these videos
besides his camera

I remember my second year of uni where I just spent the entire year shoving dildos and butt plugs up my arse

Fish and ships

FUCK OFF WITH THIS SNAP GIMMICK ITS POINTLESS, UNFUNNY, AND FRANKLY I DON'T APPRECIATE IT

Fuck if I know but I had it done this year already so no worries
Gotta get one of the exhausts looked at tomorrow though

ok, jumping back onto red orcy

>get off the 'chon
>get ready
>end up sat like this for half an hour because the lads are always late

I do my own MOTs

what was that film about an american psycho called?

STEM is good because its an applicable skill
just don't think it will guarantee anything or give you an easy high paid life.

the problem with Liberal arts is they don't teach people to think abstractly often anymore (which is a skill) and often people don't supplement their education with real world hands on skills

our patience

>tfw to smart for /brit/

alri my lad

youtube.com/watch?v=HJVH67FnBQc

How are things?

Ellie
I couldn't give a rats arse if you're so-called "trans-gender"
I couldn't give a rats arse if anyone is anything

what are you expecting?

do you think there's some magic trick you can do which sends you into a perfect sleep cycle?

it's not my fault you're fucked up

Is it full

Good post

the american psycho

*hip fires you with my MG34*
hmm just like WW2

I was being sincere my friend

your all a bunch of fucking dumb cunts I am well superior in my intelect

All causes shall give way: I am in blood
Stepp’d in so far that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er.

Catholicism is divided into two desu, the liberal church is extremely strong in South America, Western Europe and parts of Canada and the USA. The Conservative church is in eastern Europe, Africa, Flipland, parts of the USA etc. Germany has the most liberal Catholic church I think, they wanted to endorse gay marriage.

>the
it's just american psycho you cretin

Limeys

Hmmm.....

it was, i'm in though

(add server to your favourites and spam refresh)

>STEM is good because its an applicable skill
>just don't think it will guarantee anything or give you an easy high paid life.

Isnt STEM a bit shit for getting a job because a 3-4 year degree in something like biology or physics barely scratches the surface since jobs usually require more

>the problem with Liberal arts is they don't teach people to think abstractly often anymore
the same is true ime in engineering

its just a grind

>tfw too sexy for /brit/

miss the gf, lads :(

baited

...

ahhhhh...

>tfw too sexy for my shirt

dw, she's happy ;)

she doesn't miss you

she is with jamaal right now

yea but at least you have some skill
it all depends what you take though
as you said, an undergrad in Bio isn't worth much alone.

I'm
too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt

ahhhhhh.....

pure mathematics master race

All causes shall give way: I am in blood
Stepp’d in so far that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er..

both excellent posts

At the end of next month Pope Francis will go to Sweden to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation.

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im the scatman

Alri Ted

yeah I'm sure you do mate

Looking fucking MASSIVE when I wear formal shoes.

i reckon the neets are right. /brit/ does take a massive nosedive in quality when the wageslaves come home from work.

thoughts, lads?

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L O N D O N

scibby dibbi dee boom badap bap

need to fondle some big uns

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DOING A POO LADS
DOING A FUCKING POO
WAHEEEEYYY

They wouldn't let me join the catholic church because I wouldn't shag a 4 year old boy up the arse

500th sorry

Please don't post again, you know who you are

Ordered my first EVER takeaway curry lads
in fact, it's the first time I've had a curry that my mum hasn't made in YEARS

Yep... I'm bothered

she doesn't look real

hmmmm

>too proud to be a grunt working in trades
>too lazy to become a rich white collared businessmen
>just enough awareness to open my 3rd eye and look past material and egotistical rubbish

Snap

ah yes my gf

t. Kincora

we've just done an 8 hour shift do you think are brain is on top form to make top quality posts

we just want to do a little shitposting to wind down

get off our backs you twatty cunts get a job

How would you know this unless you're a NEET?

lads acknowledge me please

please

ots when the schoolkids come one mate, early morning is great and there are quite a few working lads but the kids are all still in bed.

fuck shes actually extremely beautiful

There is one leaf in here whose post are awful. I mean truly terrible. He is either memeing or posting Cred Forums shite.

some pearls of wisdom

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@65260179
No.

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had a long week starting a new 'job' so im gona chill with some weed, vidya and /brit/

are there black people at sheffield lads

quite a fan of that snap gimmick

>this obliterates the commie

youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc

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wish I could live in a little mud hut in the forest living off the fat of the land.

Honestly really like the Canadian posters

Yank posters are absolutely abhorrent though

very insightful posts

I'm in love with a 48 year old black man called carl

Shan't be opening these

why is it every time someone posts chloe somebody has to link her bf's twitter posts

kind of bitter iah

>motion sensor lights in the bathroom are so shit you have to wave your hand every minute or else the lights and extractor fan turn off

wahey lads good evening

yes the only possible reason is that im neet. well done.

PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL

Snap

All the normes have congregated under my window at uni....

*begins igniting the vats of pitch*

alri lenny

are lad in Dublin

I WANNA SEX YOU UP
ALL NIGHT

chinks are FUCKED

snap

youtube.com/watch?v=jgh10of6DKA

Snapchat

Snap

LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BABY

What are you favourite girls names? I could cum just from hearing someone talk about a fiona

lay off the cheap vodka. Feed the poor. Smile into the death's face - we're all gonna die one way or another.

Start shooting bad people?

listening to drum & bass

*picks you up easily and slams your back onto the curb*
SNAP :)

>im neet. well done.

Olivia

my favourite one syllable name

back hurts

tfw you probably can't do the same to an ugly white woman

Marie or Maria

doxxable info

Are you listening to the drum or the bass then

miriam

sophie

alri lad? link us

His back is fucked up, plz help him

in reality castle defences would have mostly used boiling water and rocks as heating up pitch and oil would have taken too long (as well as being very expensive)

he has 2 ears mate...

Mexico is not considered part of North America haha

*writes an angry comment on facebook*

snap

yeah thats what it feels like desu

How would you describe your body?
I'm Alex Jones tier

Let the man speaks for himself

Post toot

joséphine

wormhole by ed rush & optical

snap

snap

if there's one thing that snapposting has made me realise it's that there are more canadians here than once thought

*surrounded by the fumes of boiling pitch*
and yet here we are....

peewee longway

...

Alex Jones is the yankiest Yank that ever yanked.

>How do we save the family?
Abandon Neoliberalism which prevents one parent from earning enough income to support the whole family. Right now even two parents struggle to raise a family.

Abandon Neoconservatism which sends young men/women to die in illegal wars leaving behind single parents raising children on their own.

Abandon Cultural Marxism whose liberation has led to traditional attitudes towards relationships being destroyed modern attitudes:

Heteronormativity not LGBTQ
Patriarchy not Feminism
Children not Abortion
Dual parenthood not Single Parenthood
Adult sexuality not Child sexuality
Marriage not sex/cohabitation before marriage, infidelity during marriage, divorce from marriage or nontraditional marriage (gay marriage, polygamous marriage etc.)

toot

snap

crackle

thinking about life

*has a read*

Ahh hmm yes feels good to be enlightened

Thoughts?

Replaced Hazard with Firmino and Gray with Islam

there's been a lot more recently, not sure what happened

usually it's just me, niagara region, and that one cunt who constantly posts Cred Forums shite

post interesting housing schemes like this

>when someone replies to me with 'snap'

me playing guitar in the window

Forced af desu, not like the high quality OC here

stepdad's buying me a pizza, lads

WE WANT MOSLEY

you don't understand

>Heteronormativity not LGBTQ
>Patriarchy not Feminism
>Children not Abortion
>Dual parenthood not Single Parenthood
>Adult sexuality not Child sexuality
>Marriage not sex/cohabitation before marriage, infidelity during marriage, divorce from marriage or nontraditional marriage (gay marriage, polygamous marriage etc.)
you absolute tosser

East Anglia mentioned

and this

Post it hahahahahaha

...

...

Yoga Seven One Zero?

*violates the NAP*

welp lads that physics exam did NOT go well

hahah
on the left as well.

Same desu. Probably /cum/ (which is pretty much US posters) is more shite than usual or something, or maybe it's bored Uni runts.

eww

ah yes
much better

read the Futurist Manifesto next
normally there are like 3 regulars including me because I post at least every day or two for years

>you absolute tosser
Why

LGBTQ, feminism, abortion, single parenthood, child sexuality, divorce, sex outside of marriage and nontraditional marriage all destroy the nuclear family.

No one cares

stepdad wants to shag my twink arsehole, lads

...

future sound of canada is the first liquid dnb i've rated in a while

youtube.com/watch?v=sGImBqDVOTE
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Post chebs then

...

UEA is comfy af

does the canadian that studies history and likes the navy still post here?

so annoyed about brexit lads
lost faith in this country really

...

can you explain this gimmick?
wondering if I should make an investment of my time and money into it

Bet it looks grim on a usual grey and wet British day

TOO

SHY SHY

HUSH HUSH

EYE TO EYE

he is a 31 year old virgin

interesting use of comma in your post

>Someone requests a WebM
>Make it
>Not even a Thank You in return

Ah yes

I'm done with the Navy after a good think about it
Going to China now

you cannot beat brutalist architecture

do NOT invest

is a scam!!!!

now post roubaix HEM

so

nuclear family was a blip in time, there is no economical need to marry anymore

*launches ping pong ball*
*lands it in your red cup*

flower names

thanks, lad

NEW

I'm literally just looking for the lad who said he has one because I want his thoughts on it

I've not seen him since though, maybe it was a shill all along or maybe it broke down on him

Listening to Whiskey In The Jar by Metallica

>so
So I was replying to the user's post about how to save the family.
Children need married parents. Studies repeatedly show unmarried parents/single parents do not provide the same adequate environment for raising children that married parents do.

Married couples get tax breaks and it's a lot easier to pay the bills when you've got 2 people paying on them as opposed to 1

It looks so Wonderfull and futuristic

Roubaix HEM is actual shit whereas that place in Lyon looks like shit but is expensive
Here's one of our ugliest city tho

youtu.be/6JfMG-LwooI

>listening to Metallica post first four albums
wew lad

saint etienne is the liverpool of france
and I was joking about HEM. i don't feel like it should belong in france. that place is so left out

>Children need married parents.

probably true but economics usually win

>Married couples get tax breaks

the tax breaks over here are not that significant and people can cohabit without getting married