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/balt/
me and the gf
Yanks out
just been diagnosed with cancer lads
contemplating my options
Poorean Plop
see man driving a french whip
Hashimoto
white out flag leaning back
I heard homeopathy is really effective and not total bollocks
Nice
why would you even joke about this
K-pop
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>tfw no texan cowgirl gf
on pills for it?
...
moderate kek
just made a nice steak and cheese melt sandwich
Making a list
I drive a 2003 citroen picasso
BEAST of a car
i drive a 2007 peugeot 207 1.6 hdi sport
picture looks more than a moderate kek retard
bored out of my fucking nut. might smoke some crack
>not driving a 2012 peugeot 207 1.4 sportium
major red flag
Bring back the British Raj
>LEAFS
LITERALLY FUUUUCCCCKKKK OFFF YOU FUCKING KEKED HOSER CUNTS
GO FUCK A MOOSE YOU FUCKING COCKRING AMERICA LITE WANKERS
BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN AND FUCK OFF! !!!!
they've gone from the rooftop to the garage
gay
gay
gay
Based
Apu is here
I drive a 2005 Ford Escape
Sounds like a solid decision lad
t. bus runt
1 me
got my ear bitten off in the club
>your car 95bhp
>my car - 110 bhp
Daily reminder that Taylor Swift goes on Cred Forums and is probably ITT right now
(p.s. she's voting Trump)
>Driving PSA cars
Renault Clio 1.6 GT VVT 128 Master Race
This general is terrible. Why does it exist?
aristocrates
Dumb pirate frogposter
I drive a 1982 reliant robin and I once fell through a bar
doing a poo
what happened to his ear?
>driving a 9 year old car
howling mate it's probably falling apart
>your car - 110 bhp
>my car - 128 bhp
Every year in the world there are an estimated 40-50 million abortions. This corresponds to approximately 125,000 abortions per day.
his gf went a bit rough with the nibbling
looks horrible
F
Source?
>none me
my car
I'm not
I'm going to my GP to further discuss treatment. I'm honestly not even sure I want to be treated.
dont care
all me and the gf
Delet. Phoenix is much cooler than monkey.
Would prefer if it were all non-whites doing this
hmm yes they did advise me that it was literally falling apart the last time it passed its MOT with no advisories
ahh yes, car runts
the phone runts of yesteryear have all grown up
>This general is terrible. Why does it exist?
got my ear bitten off by the ring ropes
The blue eyed, blonde haired, Aryan gf
made the gf get an abortion once
she hated me for it and we broke up 2 months later
was going to ask her to marry me too
don't worry mate save up your dole money for a decade or two and you'll have one one day
snap
How do we save the family?
which part of the body, what stage and is it malignant?
blonde girls are uggo
wish you would go to Cred Forums
snap
Snap
Pope john Paul was a fucking asshole
Restrict divorce laws to the no fault divorce, ban contraceptives which do not serve a medical purpose.
Heading to Babylon, you lads need anything?
crackle
>Abortion is illegal here
We do what we can to save lives.
the gf
>putting money into something that loses half it's value before you even have 1 mile on the clock
a fool and his money...
Snap
pans
>Pope john Paul was a fucking asshole
not true in my case
>buying new
Pirate scumbag
does thou do what thoust hast come to do from which thou comes to do what thoust must does?
government support for families and better daycare.
the reason people don't have big families is people work long hours and have little time off for kids.
poop
The answer is in your image. Catholicism is the only way to save the West.
>save someones life
>they die at a later date anyway
hmmmm
i just woke up
AND IM STILL FUCKING TIRED!!!!
ah yes because the only cars available for purchase are brand new. very impressive indeed
snap
Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays
Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way
Ski mask way, nigga ransom notes
Far from handsome, but damn a nigga tote
>Talking shit about JPII
This should be a bannable offence desu.
another day
another dollar
Anyone know where I can pick up this album?
Why is the Mexican so predictable hahaha
1.72 billion abortions worldwide in the last 40 years
ahh yes I am sure the more you drive your 2nd hand box the value will only go up
>tfw wish I was dumb so I didn't have to go to uni
Give us a hand here lads, in a bit of a pickle hehe
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the gf
my car was a decade old when I bought it
good condition other than the shocks and battery which needed to be replaced.
you are dumb dw
that's the ticket
you know over-sleeping is a thing, right?
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
woke up this morning and was still a 28 year old virgin
but i still have to go to uni
1. yes I am catholic
2. yes you can fuck my wife
stay woke my niqqa
that's just the recorded ones
imagine how many more were done with a coathanger
how do i tell my body to stop it
skin on my thigh
2
yes
uni is good
don't fall for the stem meme
going back to uni tomorrow
literally cba with another year of normies and drunken door banging
post sombrero
had a pretty nice night
A candle...
This is by far the worst /brit/ thread we've had in a while.
use an alarm you dunce
>More than half were probably Chinese
closing /brit/ to get ready as the lads will be expecting me soon haha
this post reminds of that film about the 40 year old virgin, can't remember the exact title though
All protestant religions are x100 more liberal than Catholicism you eejyt. You allow female LGBT priests for fuck sakes.
Catholicism is the most conservative form of christianity next to Orthodoxy.
So carlads when's your MOT due
got mine tomorrow :3
first time I've EVER taken my car for an MOT
This is by far the best /brit/ thread we've had in a while.
Hello peeps. I am Ellie and I'm TRANSGENDER. If this threatens you, you worry you'll lose an armwrestle, or possibly even lose an arm, or lose some kind of vague notion or semblance of your own identity by associating with me, or lose the respect of your friends or family or passers by for being around me, or lose some sense of normality and comfortable predictability, then please do feel free to have a problem with me and move on :)
such an elegant solution
exactly what is tim testing with these videos
besides his camera
I remember my second year of uni where I just spent the entire year shoving dildos and butt plugs up my arse
Fish and ships
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SNAP GIMMICK ITS POINTLESS, UNFUNNY, AND FRANKLY I DON'T APPRECIATE IT
Fuck if I know but I had it done this year already so no worries
Gotta get one of the exhausts looked at tomorrow though
ok, jumping back onto red orcy
>get off the 'chon
>get ready
>end up sat like this for half an hour because the lads are always late
I do my own MOTs
what was that film about an american psycho called?
STEM is good because its an applicable skill
just don't think it will guarantee anything or give you an easy high paid life.
the problem with Liberal arts is they don't teach people to think abstractly often anymore (which is a skill) and often people don't supplement their education with real world hands on skills
our patience
>tfw to smart for /brit/
Ellie
I couldn't give a rats arse if you're so-called "trans-gender"
I couldn't give a rats arse if anyone is anything
what are you expecting?
do you think there's some magic trick you can do which sends you into a perfect sleep cycle?
it's not my fault you're fucked up
Is it full
Good post
the american psycho
*hip fires you with my MG34*
hmm just like WW2
I was being sincere my friend
your all a bunch of fucking dumb cunts I am well superior in my intelect
All causes shall give way: I am in blood
Stepp’d in so far that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er.
Catholicism is divided into two desu, the liberal church is extremely strong in South America, Western Europe and parts of Canada and the USA. The Conservative church is in eastern Europe, Africa, Flipland, parts of the USA etc. Germany has the most liberal Catholic church I think, they wanted to endorse gay marriage.
>the
it's just american psycho you cretin
Limeys
Hmmm.....
it was, i'm in though
(add server to your favourites and spam refresh)
>STEM is good because its an applicable skill
>just don't think it will guarantee anything or give you an easy high paid life.
Isnt STEM a bit shit for getting a job because a 3-4 year degree in something like biology or physics barely scratches the surface since jobs usually require more
>the problem with Liberal arts is they don't teach people to think abstractly often anymore
the same is true ime in engineering
its just a grind
>tfw too sexy for /brit/
miss the gf, lads :(
baited
...
ahhhhh...
>tfw too sexy for my shirt
dw, she's happy ;)
she doesn't miss you
she is with jamaal right now
yea but at least you have some skill
it all depends what you take though
as you said, an undergrad in Bio isn't worth much alone.
I'm
too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
ahhhhhh.....
pure mathematics master race
All causes shall give way: I am in blood
Stepp’d in so far that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er..
both excellent posts
At the end of next month Pope Francis will go to Sweden to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation.
im the scatman
Alri Ted
yeah I'm sure you do mate
Looking fucking MASSIVE when I wear formal shoes.
i reckon the neets are right. /brit/ does take a massive nosedive in quality when the wageslaves come home from work.
L O N D O N
scibby dibbi dee boom badap bap
need to fondle some big uns
DOING A POO LADS
DOING A FUCKING POO
WAHEEEEYYY
They wouldn't let me join the catholic church because I wouldn't shag a 4 year old boy up the arse
500th sorry
Please don't post again, you know who you are
Ordered my first EVER takeaway curry lads
in fact, it's the first time I've had a curry that my mum hasn't made in YEARS
Yep... I'm bothered
she doesn't look real
hmmmm
>too proud to be a grunt working in trades
>too lazy to become a rich white collared businessmen
>just enough awareness to open my 3rd eye and look past material and egotistical rubbish
Snap
ah yes my gf
t. Kincora
we've just done an 8 hour shift do you think are brain is on top form to make top quality posts
we just want to do a little shitposting to wind down
get off our backs you twatty cunts get a job
How would you know this unless you're a NEET?
lads acknowledge me please
please
ots when the schoolkids come one mate, early morning is great and there are quite a few working lads but the kids are all still in bed.
fuck shes actually extremely beautiful
There is one leaf in here whose post are awful. I mean truly terrible. He is either memeing or posting Cred Forums shite.
@65260179
No.
...
had a long week starting a new 'job' so im gona chill with some weed, vidya and /brit/
are there black people at sheffield lads
quite a fan of that snap gimmick
>this obliterates the commie
youtube.com
wish I could live in a little mud hut in the forest living off the fat of the land.
Honestly really like the Canadian posters
Yank posters are absolutely abhorrent though
very insightful posts
I'm in love with a 48 year old black man called carl
Shan't be opening these
why is it every time someone posts chloe somebody has to link her bf's twitter posts
kind of bitter iah
>motion sensor lights in the bathroom are so shit you have to wave your hand every minute or else the lights and extractor fan turn off
wahey lads good evening
yes the only possible reason is that im neet. well done.
PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL
Snap
All the normes have congregated under my window at uni....
*begins igniting the vats of pitch*
alri lenny
are lad in Dublin
I WANNA SEX YOU UP
ALL NIGHT
chinks are FUCKED
snap
Snapchat
Snap
LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BABY
What are you favourite girls names? I could cum just from hearing someone talk about a fiona
lay off the cheap vodka. Feed the poor. Smile into the death's face - we're all gonna die one way or another.
Start shooting bad people?
listening to drum & bass
*picks you up easily and slams your back onto the curb*
SNAP :)
>im neet. well done.
Olivia
my favourite one syllable name
back hurts
tfw you probably can't do the same to an ugly white woman
Marie or Maria
doxxable info
Are you listening to the drum or the bass then
miriam
sophie
alri lad? link us
His back is fucked up, plz help him
in reality castle defences would have mostly used boiling water and rocks as heating up pitch and oil would have taken too long (as well as being very expensive)
he has 2 ears mate...
Mexico is not considered part of North America haha
*writes an angry comment on facebook*
snap
yeah thats what it feels like desu
How would you describe your body?
I'm Alex Jones tier
Let the man speaks for himself
Post toot
joséphine
wormhole by ed rush & optical
snap
snap
if there's one thing that snapposting has made me realise it's that there are more canadians here than once thought
*surrounded by the fumes of boiling pitch*
and yet here we are....
peewee longway
...
Alex Jones is the yankiest Yank that ever yanked.
>How do we save the family?
Abandon Neoliberalism which prevents one parent from earning enough income to support the whole family. Right now even two parents struggle to raise a family.
Abandon Neoconservatism which sends young men/women to die in illegal wars leaving behind single parents raising children on their own.
Abandon Cultural Marxism whose liberation has led to traditional attitudes towards relationships being destroyed modern attitudes:
Heteronormativity not LGBTQ
Patriarchy not Feminism
Children not Abortion
Dual parenthood not Single Parenthood
Adult sexuality not Child sexuality
Marriage not sex/cohabitation before marriage, infidelity during marriage, divorce from marriage or nontraditional marriage (gay marriage, polygamous marriage etc.)
toot
snap
crackle
thinking about life
*has a read*
Ahh hmm yes feels good to be enlightened
Thoughts?
Replaced Hazard with Firmino and Gray with Islam
there's been a lot more recently, not sure what happened
usually it's just me, niagara region, and that one cunt who constantly posts Cred Forums shite
post interesting housing schemes like this
>when someone replies to me with 'snap'
me playing guitar in the window
Forced af desu, not like the high quality OC here
stepdad's buying me a pizza, lads
WE WANT MOSLEY
you don't understand
>Heteronormativity not LGBTQ
>Patriarchy not Feminism
>Children not Abortion
>Dual parenthood not Single Parenthood
>Adult sexuality not Child sexuality
>Marriage not sex/cohabitation before marriage, infidelity during marriage, divorce from marriage or nontraditional marriage (gay marriage, polygamous marriage etc.)
you absolute tosser
East Anglia mentioned
and this
Post it hahahahahaha
...
...
Yoga Seven One Zero?
*violates the NAP*
welp lads that physics exam did NOT go well
hahah
on the left as well.
Same desu. Probably /cum/ (which is pretty much US posters) is more shite than usual or something, or maybe it's bored Uni runts.
eww
ah yes
much better
read the Futurist Manifesto next
normally there are like 3 regulars including me because I post at least every day or two for years
>you absolute tosser
Why
LGBTQ, feminism, abortion, single parenthood, child sexuality, divorce, sex outside of marriage and nontraditional marriage all destroy the nuclear family.
No one cares
stepdad wants to shag my twink arsehole, lads
...
future sound of canada is the first liquid dnb i've rated in a while
youtube.com
youtube.com
Post chebs then
...
UEA is comfy af
does the canadian that studies history and likes the navy still post here?
so annoyed about brexit lads
lost faith in this country really
...
can you explain this gimmick?
wondering if I should make an investment of my time and money into it
Bet it looks grim on a usual grey and wet British day
TOO
SHY SHY
HUSH HUSH
EYE TO EYE
he is a 31 year old virgin
interesting use of comma in your post
>Someone requests a WebM
>Make it
>Not even a Thank You in return
Ah yes
I'm done with the Navy after a good think about it
Going to China now
you cannot beat brutalist architecture
do NOT invest
is a scam!!!!
now post roubaix HEM
so
nuclear family was a blip in time, there is no economical need to marry anymore
*launches ping pong ball*
*lands it in your red cup*
flower names
thanks, lad
NEW
I'm literally just looking for the lad who said he has one because I want his thoughts on it
I've not seen him since though, maybe it was a shill all along or maybe it broke down on him
Listening to Whiskey In The Jar by Metallica
>so
So I was replying to the user's post about how to save the family.
Children need married parents. Studies repeatedly show unmarried parents/single parents do not provide the same adequate environment for raising children that married parents do.
Married couples get tax breaks and it's a lot easier to pay the bills when you've got 2 people paying on them as opposed to 1
It looks so Wonderfull and futuristic
Roubaix HEM is actual shit whereas that place in Lyon looks like shit but is expensive
Here's one of our ugliest city tho
>listening to Metallica post first four albums
wew lad
saint etienne is the liverpool of france
and I was joking about HEM. i don't feel like it should belong in france. that place is so left out
>Children need married parents.
probably true but economics usually win
>Married couples get tax breaks
the tax breaks over here are not that significant and people can cohabit without getting married