/brit/

looks nice
youtube.com/watch?v=kvYltemN2RQ

HURTFUL
AND
UNPLEASANT

you're not british you paki

>formerly militant
having a deep think over this one

*destroys the German invaders*

imagine being jeremy corbyn

good post

my collection
got a couple dvds too but haven't bothered to get a pic of them yet

feels very good

winston

is labour going full commie?

Just turned on the emergency credit for my leccy meter lads

I'll go top it up when I'm not hanging like a little bitch

yep. they're unelectable

Snorted my first line with the new fiver last night boys

going to test my vertical jump today

>pay as you go electricity

...

Disagree

matched with a real tight slice on tinder lads

Pls
I'm not a runt I swear it

>labour are going to get BTFO of every election from now until they change their ways or split
Feels good

pics

>this uni bedroom again

barebacking is the only choice for me

doing a wank while the footie buffers

wanky bum poo

>get opportunity to appoint an electable candidate to your dying party
>don't

fascinating *jots something down on clipboard*

I'm white working class and both labour and the tories want to fuck me over

This post made me redownlosd tinder

when are you going to cum on them

had a blowy last night but she used her teeth and it really hurt my willy :(

*to the tune of Parklife*
runt life!

fuck off

Why do Cred Forums posters have to type everything in caps and over 8 lines?

Having the same party in power indefinitely can only end badly for the public.

hownew.ru

Can't say you have a collection until you have this desu
nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=632398

>having a leccy key
>having to fill up at the corner shop

normie neighbours are making an awful lot of noise

why did you tell her you twat

just pawned off my last pair of socks to top the leccy up lads

My phone has been on 1℅ charge for the last 30 minutes hmm

**didnt you tell her

fuck sake

>northerners have to leave their house, go into the cold and walk to the paki shop and beg the man for more electricity

didnt want to ruin the mood

Lads pls I'm in a nice regency building flat
Not a povvo council estate runt I swear

bin them

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/779645690838384640

What have you done to restore the empire today?

>using electricity

yeah just go pour some oil down a seals throat too while your at it

fucking anti-earth shitters

...

uh oh lads forgot to top up the leccy, could cut out at any minute

Topped up the leccy meter

border closed

this is only a thing in the north right?

the madman

*does another fantasmal leccy meme to fit in*

this 2bqh

nige is one of the only sensible british politicians

discuss.

twitter.com/OfficialSPGB/status/779645906488528896

>t-tenner on this please M-Mr Patel
>hmmm oud of de lekki again my friend?

never

need to message her when i dont feel rough as fuck

I'm in a pretty posh southern area

>sitting on the PC using my clip-on mic
>cat jumps on my lap and starts pawing/clawing at me a little
>mic suddenly cuts out
>little cunt has eaten through the mic cable in the space of five seconds

FUCK

>was losing all my friends
>was losing them to drinking and to driving

is there a good non rorke political party in britain

Got accused of being a Trump propagandist

Glad they stopped associating you for drinking and driving
Don't do that mate

>Slimani
>isn't slim or Arnold Schwarzenegger

do not recall asking if I'm honest

Liberty GB

got called handsome in corsica

Milliband was a centrist and he didn't get elected.

Labor is left wing and should have a left wing leader, not an "electable" blairaite meme that the media keep telling us we need.

of the north, right?

i have literally never come across this. I genuinely thought people stopped living with top up electricity meters in about 1985

conservatives

>b-but mr ranjesh I d-on't have enough for the meter, m-maybe I could pay you another way

Is the idea of paying for power based on usage really so novel to you people?

of course

youtube.com/watch?v=t1bUIycOELw

lol thats shit

dont be a cunt

giving my arteries a battering

Respect

sophie we know who you are

>was losing them but I got them back.
>I am on the mend.

got called drunk in fabric lads

>is leader of the opposition
>doesn't hold government to account

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

whatever happened to the dutchman who posted that ugly horse in every thread?
have noticed a distinct lack of his presence for an extended period of time.

no you fucking mug it's the fact that most normal people don't have to top up the meter they just get billed at the end of the month

why do people like cats they don't even like you back

ahh what's on the agenda for today
*checks my agenda*
ahh.. fuck all, impressive

I will IMMEDIATELY terminate the European Union

haters gon hate

saw someone topping up a leccy card and buying a scratchcard

revolting to be in the presence of such low class filth

>Labor
FOY

ooooOOOOOooohhh

user's got a boyfriend

c a n a d i an

gf

NOW

*teleports behind you*
*terminates you*
Heh.... not so fast....

...

It amazes me how Owen Smith got nearly 200k votes

He was god awful

me in the back

>get photographed when out by my mates
>look shit
>get some passport photos done
>look like a 10/10

*retreats to the rectory in order to ponder this further*

me in the back

feel like i've just walked into a mental asylum

old trafford is such a shite atmosphere

>look like a 10/10

good lad

> tfw no cross-eyed short haired gf

*stares at you as I stroke my willy and defecate*

>You will literally die before the Conservatives lose an election

joke of country tbqh lads

wish i new if corbyn actually thought he could win an election or if he just wanted to continue collecting his salary

L'Etranger's first two sentence is the best thing that Camus shat out during his whole career

had a good kek at this ngl

is corbyn winning bad for the leftists?

sup yall it's me, it's ya boy asmongold

once the boomers are dead everything will be fine

is labour finished?

Queen Liz park is worse lad, it's fucking atrocious

I could stay at home and be closer to the pitch

fuck of back to lit

CALL ME ROURKE, ROURKE RASHEED.

jesus fucking christ

SECTION THAT MAN

Robert Huth? More like Robert Hoof.

No, he is supported by the hard-leftists. While the leftist party in charge will win election after election.

>agonises over his appearance like a fucking woman

Kids today bloody poofs the lot of them

only party currently that can actually run a country

the cycle goes

>conservatives get the country back on its feet, ask people to pull up their bootstraps
>people aren't happy despite the improving economy, only have 500 euros to spend in benidorm this year
>vote in Labour
>they spunk money on anything and everything, sending the economy in the toilet
>blame the tories
>no one buys it
>elects the Tories
>they begin to patch things up

rinse and repeat

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805024/What-hope-parents-turn-watch-pitched-battle-three-schools-hand-weapons.html

So did the white kids win or what...?

t. brit with a proxy who thinks he's funny

>at corner shop buying a pack of Silk Cut 100s
>see runt topping up his "leccy"
>mfw

>the leftists

I fingered Corbyn out back behind a wetherspoons once, he was a proper slut haha

je n'ai jamais embrassé une fille

Looks handsome on the left, like some SAS loner alcoholic in the 90's

*pours sulphuric acid over your face*
agonise over that, ya cunt

so what are they?

Made a tit of myself in front of the work gf lads

People like being famous more news at 10

sad that you believe their media representations at face value

>no milk for a brew

>go into the Premier to get a 20 deck of sterling duals and some transformasnacks
>see a runt outside with a leccy key in his hand dancing for money
>kids from the local school lobbing pennies at him as he tries to pick them up

When you say work gf, do you mean you stare at her arse and she barely speaks to you?

who is this handsome young lad

nothing wrong with that

Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.

Got home at 5am fucked from a night with my two mates charlie and mandy and left my house keys in the front door

mummy's not happy

>smokes
>calls other people runts

You are literally the lowest form of life on Earth

I work in government and this is a widely known fact you spanner, its an in-joke in parliament

when i was 15 i fingered girl as we were walking along in a park. it was dark and we were wasted and i'm 100% certain i kept missing it

stop killing the mamandem

...

50 bucks worth of kitten string

Just

haha good lad

lost count of the times I've done that, might just take it off the hinges

Gonna go and do a weight lift

Ordered some bluetooth earphones and a 20000mah portable battery

t. big dave

you're not the PM anymore mate, you can drop the act that the useless tories always fix everything

thanks for letting us know

LADS

WHO WON?

how do you miss? you can't exactly stick it in her piss hole

VITAL

strawpoll.me/11291067
strawpoll.me/11291067
strawpoll.me/11291067
strawpoll.me/11291067

*puts a cig out on your forehead*

>implying

no one asked about your fingering experiences you attention seeking runt

glad it happened ngl

Fuck off you annoying cunt

>50 bucks

mate I got that same mic for about 4 quid - it's shite

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/11291072

strawpoll.me/11291072

strawpoll.me/11291072

strawpoll.me/11291072

strawpoll.me/11291072

strawpoll.me/11291072

Alexander Gordon Jahans (a.k.a Alex Jones). Youtube vlogger with kallmans syndrome (which he only got diagnosed of at 23 years old which is crazy late for modern day and will have really fucked him) and aspergers, bisexual and has lots of fantasies of being dominant over woman (hamster girls, girl being eaten, sharks eating girls, girls being made into toys). He had a job once, he worked at asda for one day before quitting. He's a techno progressive that votes green (he used to be a regulated capalist). His parents are divorcing and his sister is living in America.

you only think that its bad because of social conventions. and if it's about the crushing loneliness you've coped with it for so long that another day won't bugger you
hope you understand what I mean. it really isn't that bad.
im leaving now farewell

>spotted the virgin

Have I been diagnosed with terminal cancer? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

always tea

the only thing you can rely on the tories for is more bloody potholes.

run that first bit by me again lad?

Joke's on you I'm already an hideously ugly cunt

If Tories are the more nationalist party why do they never do anything to actually help British industry.

I thought most places are like us but everywhere else in the world governments help the fuck out of industry. America does it more than anyone else but for some reason we just let everything sink.

you mean a sad sperg with some of the worst genetics i've ever seen, who britpol bullies for teh ebin lulz xD

*sees this as a text on Question Time red button and claps furiously 2 inches from the television*

>sit down for a poo
>Piss in the water
>Some poo drops into the water and shoots pissy water up your gaping arsehole

Not sure about this

12 bucks delivery

just don't fucking 'get' Cred Forums bizarro memes

Yeah
Although I spoke to her lots last night

What was that place where everyone in /brit/ lives with the dog and bacon pub called again?
Was it Guildford?

proofs???

good feel

I always sit really far back so my shit goes down the back of the bog, then I piss it all off.

Never get splashed and I don't need to use a toilet brush.

sorry that i'm not sad enough to brag about my sexual experienced to random strangers on the internet

have a word with yourself

Girl at work mate a tit of herself trying to be my work gf
Was hilarious

Horsham mentioned

>doesn't place a tissue on the surface of the water

Rookie mistake

bantchester

This is brilliantly refreshing on a sweaty summers day

not a britboo but tea > coffee

chai tea > tea

>mate a tit

Waheyyyyyyyyy! Talk about making a tit of yourself!

Get a load of this lad over here hahahahahaha

Why is the first past the post system so perfect lads? Keeps the status quo strong.

>being proud of a fatty chasing you

told people at work i did ballet for a joke and they believed me

we r a tiny little island which does not have the resources to keep the industries going compared to the likes of china and the USA. we're moving to become a post industrial nation to let the other countries do the heavy lifting and we'll do the techy bits

plymouth? nah don't rate it

How'd you know....

That's the one
Chink

Why are gender neutral toilets a thing?

because you can't get anyone else

Calm down son we're all for sharing here no need to throw your toys out of the pram

youtube.com/watch?v=cdFcHc2yDQ0&feature=youtu.be

twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/779632941966254081

>hasnt elected a libertarian kino right-wing govt since the 80s
>perfect

The Koreans are a tiny country with fuck all resources and look at what they've managed to achieve.

Need someone to just sit on my willy desu

Ah yes, Labour the unelectable party

>anime moonspeak poster
lol weeb

Rude

Just need a willy to sit on desu

what massive heavy industries does Korea have?

Smith's locked himself in there

Megumin's tight arse

*sits on your willy* :3

Kek
Bunch of wrongons

>korea

japan would be a far better example tbf

oh my daze

Heard Ed Milliband screaming in there

>korean industries
>........

so you dont have to get chucked out of the club for wanting to seal the deal

Only ever seen them once at harvester and I pissed all over the floor

it's a godzilla poster you useless fucking newcunt

...

Are you taking t he piss, one of the biggest ship building industries in the world, they make all sorts of industrial equipment, one of the biggest semiconductor industries in the world. Loads of stuff.

The Japs have twice the population we do but they've also managed to do fine, they take pride in having local companies and industries.

I think Britain is one of the few countries where we'd rather buy from outside.

crease

lllmao

*gets caught ball-watching*

Who gives way shit if there are cubicles?

rusholme ruffians

LMFAO who even wanted a labour leadership vote? Literally no one cares about Owen. This was just the establishment desperate to eliminate the threat

Good post

*keeps things ticking in midfield*

twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon/status/779611628337766401

*switches it*

HOWLING

This desu. Just look at cold war Italy.

The German's seem to do fine and they aren't much bigger than us.

Leicester DEMOLISHED

Drunkingly ate loads of KFC then threw it up straight after last night

Excellent

*causes a great deal of suffering across Europe*

ahhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yes
Corbyn is sure to win the elections in 2020!

Absolute kek

Who are these nutters that think this

*gets goalside of the number 9*

NEED Yoga 720 lad back.

...

elections on a saturday? britain is a very strange place

Having a party tonight. I have:

Beer
Rum
Whiskey
MDMA
LSD
Ketamine
DMT
Benzos
Vol-au-vents

Only open to the first 12 people. Wanna come?

>until they change their ways

That's the point of democracy, having the same party would be bad, breeds competition, stops parties stagnating and they adapt or die.

Corbyn is the establishment you fucking pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU
the gfs please rate

shotgun the vol-au-vents

>Ahh yes lets make our elections last 30 years a time instead

It was just the result
And labour leadership contest is not an election

Just a bunch of lefties voting on who they want to fuck their shit up for them

First weekend back at uni and I've got a fucking cold

Swiss welcomed.

>he doesnt rate the dabbing nigel reo-coker

Haha freshers flu innit haha

1,5,4,3,2

Please, there's enough for everyone. Don't be greedy

>they aren't much bigger than us.

um check again sweetie :) x

aha freshers fluuuuuuu aha how many bird you been necking laaa ahahaha DOWN IT FRESHERRRRRRR

>shagged gf this morning
>passed probation so work have agreed to pay for my RICS exams so studying hard for the rest of the days
>going down the pub with the lads later tonight

W-when did this happen to me?

>I am become normie
>the destroyer of worlds

ahhhhhhhhhh

I fucked a swiss girl last night

went seal clubbing the other day lads

here's a photo

Why

wow, i never noticed how bad /brit/ was when the majority of posters are british.

*unsubscribe*

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck the gap

this election is a big deal for us though. the biggest election in probably 30 years
labour sounds like a bunch of fags

Fuck this meme. I'm fucking 24 I don't need this shit I'm only here for a year

good posts

>lester

Polls really worked in the last election right, right?

GOAL - Manchester United 4-0 Leicester
Paul Pogba

...

i'm starting to believe you're actually right

So are the Tories the party of the working class now?

>electricity
>on a meter

Always rated him

>when you're dead hungover but mum asks if you want a bacon sarnie

updated the thread and saw this post as i heard the scream on my stream

good lad

dont owrry to much man, as soon as you two split up (god forbid) you'll be back to it, trust me i know

Once you've been here you never really leave

>>>/reddit/

>the UK now has a 1 party system
interesting choice..

The Tories are the party of everyone now
No other party has a chance of winning 2020 or even 2025

hahaha mate i am lolling out loud!! mind if i post this on facebook???

rate him massively

don't rate him at all Tbh

>no farage option

>tfw don't live with my mum and can't be arsed to cook

honestly this graph should be titled "Who of the following" and not "Which of the following"

girls doing my head in again

Me and the gf holding hands

poor gimmick

how many holes did she have?

haha it's all yours my friend!

heh

looks like they are only talking

She's fit

It's one party because the other parties only appeal to a tiny amount of people

>he says posting with the bruce stamp aka the worst gimmick on /brit/

He spent 30 years as a literal who backbencher. This is his tome to shine, and he's decided that he wants his legacy to be go hard or go home communism.

haha

thanks for your input

not

>his distance from the player directly correlates with how black he is

really makes you think

do you have autism?

I assume the only two options during the survey were Corbyn and May

alright?

do you?

Its a good thing, tories will improve britain

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

alri

>Corbyn is unelectable
>Farage is electable

do you?

Dier the only one there looking decent

partially

going over the hills and far away

wtf are you gay??? want to suck his willy do ya??? hahah gaybo

poofter

Going on my computer to get some pictures for tinder desu

new

*keeps things ticking over in midfield for £89 million*

Shant be watching that yankee pankee

I mean surely theres gonna be another vote until Smith gets in?
After all, thats what they want from the EU referendum

Not really, labour will never win the actual elections so all this talk is worthless
Only thing its bad for is labour, which will likely split up into a second, new party

>page 9

the state of the janny

Janny's done his NUT in

he's actually joking
the last one hit the bump limit and he's closed all 3
fucking hell

arr jez

janny gagging for Cred Forums to be filled with /brit/ threads

Janny's mad angry

Janny

Ah yes

the janitor

DIRECTORS in pwc can make as little as 100k USD

and we're meant to believe this nerd on Cred Forums has been offered more than that

why is /brit/ so gullible

compress your carpal tunnel for 30 seconds by either pressing on it or flexing your wrist. on release if you feel pain, numbness or pins and needles then yes perhaps it is carpal tunnel syndrome.

but its more likely just a sore muscle or a trapped nerve.
do some thumb adductions and abductions (laterally, medially, posteriorly and anteriorly) 2 or 3 times a day. perhaps do some gentle massaging. if symptoms persist see your doc who can refer you to a physio or OT.

well good morning

Nut status: done in

youtube.com/watch?v=6q36pnzcw70

Look at the runts ,look at them and laugh

good album 2bh

someone make a new thread before this one falls off

Funny isn't it?

it is literally 3x cheaper to fly to scotland than get a train

...

janny is a right sadcase

>page 9

alternatively, let it die

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compared to ??